English in China (Chinglish): Funniest Mistakes in the World

[penguin4211]

lol "the palace oil explodes the duck"

[huangxin604]

its just the same for the Chinese translation in English-speaking countries

[angrybirdsforever]

Help yourself terminate machine lol

[MiniBlueSkirt]

Um...most of these signs are in Japanese kanji...granted a LOT of them are the same in Chinese. Also, if you do decide to keep repeating the same song over and over again, at least let it play all the way through. Hint: the song is in Japanese too. I would check your sources from now on...

[jazzyhotty535]

this fucking song ive heard to the last 10 video's ive watched fuck headache. i was in beijing and never saw sings like dat mon. bullshittttttttt !! i bet you if you really translated those signs they really mean leave your bags and fuck off are country.

[kristinadjumicc]

Lol "those tools"

[ThatIs1MadHat]

its not funny to me...

i do get it BUT ITS NOT FUNNY



[Jessicah19981008]

Ahahaha I lived in Beijing for like 10 yrs be4 I moved here and Ive never notice any sign like that ....

[crudhousefull]

Cunt making fun of Chinese people. Look at the progress they have made

[picklepandaz]

omg i ws planning on going to china but now it might not be such a good idea!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr1stBro]

@picklepandaz for sure, just don't trust the English on the board and that would be ok.

[jackfoxman1967]

Funny indeed!!!

[octola]

Killing me!! Awesome!

[yihui514]

even cities like shanghai....

[Threetails]

Now I'm hungry for sdfsfsfsdsfsf.

[good2goskee]

pee-your-pants funny! good job!

[Weebs76]

We are falling on the floor laughing! That was wicked funny!!!!

[DBD1665]

You don't know how to make videos.

[Mattshi520]

oh it was so fun.. i nearly couldnt turn up my self... specially the one (if you are stolen call the police at once) and the ...anyway... awsome

[juancitojuana]

really enjoyed the many mistranslations and the music man great music. Wok and Roll.

[toyboysx]

Great

[Buntzums]

There was a sign at a restaurant that read "Vegetarian Duck"  I was all like.... ?

[mphello]

@Buntzums

I buy vegetarian duck, vegetarian fish, vegetarian ham, etc from vegecyber (dot) com all the time.

Awesome amazing delicious stuff. Made of soy, seitan, and amazing other combinations.

If the world economy were not in the toilet, Europe would and should be investing in bioengineered meat, so no (or at worst only a few initial) animals are bred entirely and suffer and killed. Some school Beckmans (?) in Netherlands is doing that research.

[Killer211314]

lol 三鲜伊府面 mixed sea food Irap government office surface

google translate lmaooo

[Killer211314]

I am gonna learn some Chinglish

[Killer211314]

lmaoooo its so funny who found these funny Chinglish

Feman lmfaoooo

[kenlin007]

lol

[kangtaer]

pregnant woman over 70..LOL..

[seanthewalker99]

2'58 it is not a kind of noodle i guess you might think about another dish of food.

[ACELPC]

Learn English with ACELPC.

[luislinx123]

woo Miku is in this :)

[TurkEgenikon]

I think han chinise idiots :)

[HENRY0LIONHEART]

@TurkEgenikon

fuck you

[Cujo19760210]

@TurkEgenikon FUCK YOU...YOU ARE ARE REAL IDIOT!!!!

[Buntzums]

@TurkEgenikon well that was Engrish if I ever heard it... ESL much?

[StarSpawn06]

I think some of those "mistakes" were deliberate :)

[msnfrenzy]

lol swallow to take the fish sand

[LadyCalowiel]

Haha!! 2:00

[shadowzach00]

hahahah

[fordyrox]

Damn you lol, I laughed soo hard it hurt XD

[tennessee226]

chinglish is funny. good vid!!!

[EliteEpee]

what is the song , its ace

[Marcohazard]

@EliteEpee Levan Polka by Hatsune Miku