WKUK- John Hancock

[KirbyComicsVids]

NONE of this is accurate xD

[dazzleglam95]

eff no! I got kids!

[mrslave5544]

Haaaa my teacher saw this when I was in the 8th grade and he was mad but I pissed my pants laughing

[MegaNinjabitch]

LMFAO!

[bahamutzero741]

wait... 17th century? :/

[grinder5000314483]

He threw the baby! Great! Haha

[Gothchic999]

I'm in 8th grade and we are learning about this is social studies and my teacher saw this and was just in awe he didn't even know what to say. I about died laughing!!

[meriwetherrox]

Why is everyone in the comments arguing over the accuracy of the video? they do realize it's a comedy sketch, right?

[yo51198]

UMMM, Declaration of Independence was created in the 18TH Century, not the 17th like the video says.

[82ravens]

They do know it was written in philadelphia right?

[spacemountaineer91]

so that explains why the document is in such shitty condition today!

[NCShadow1]

17th century = 1600s = not when the declaration was signed

[borskyviolin]

"That crisp fall morning" July 4th.

[sciences8]

@borskyviolin

Actually, most of the deceleration was signed in the months of August...so, technically summer.

[noodledish19]

Lol "u fucken fuck!" hahaha that one had me laughin for days!!!!

[ActraiserIII]

Now I understand why the bill of rights has so many rights for "outlaws" The founding fathers were basically outlaws. WKUK speaks the truth!

[mramazing49]

You fucken fuck!!! Hahahaha

[Xxstealthx1]

Lol He fucking throughs the baby

[iamdavid132]

2:43 one of their wigs falls off.

[SPQR35715]

I think at the beginning they meant 18th century instead of 17th century

[KAPOW297]

so if baby lincon was there there then he died at age 89-90

[TheNethero]

@KAPOW297 That blow to the head must've stunted his aging process, lol

[killmaster08]

Did anyone else notice him throw baby Lincoln lmfao

[moocowpunk]

LOLZ.....Handcock

[MsThingsHappen]

ur upsetting baby lincon hahahaha nice!

[poplglop]

18th century and in the summer.

Lol

[Hakudohshi]

This is canon. 

[senorscholl]

They said fall... Isn't it summer?

[GDCL1234]

And it was n philadelphia

[livewire7128]

*18th century...just sayin'

[joefradder]

Best continent in the world.... Good joke

[RyanLikesAmp]

@joefradder He said the greatest country this continent would ever know, idiot.

[doopbdoop1]

i feel like a dick, but its actually the 18th century...

[japesjake]

@doopbdoop1 If you are a dick, I am a dick. I noticed it too.

[22CrimsonTide22]

"DON'T BE SUCH A SHIT THOMAS!!!"

[DeoMon1]

Where was Washington?

[RyanLikesAmp]

@DeoMon1 Why would he be there?

[onemanarmy675]

"Quote from video"

LOL

[halfNERD17]

@onemanarmy675 shut up

[Shizzlmadizzl]

don't be such a shit thomas!!

[stewartpanther28]

Thats it it's on! *throws baby lincoln*

[TheIrateGaemer]

and that's how america was born

[Acharmye]

Haha that's the first thing Abraham Lincoln saw wrong with the constitution!

[sonicthehero1]

this is fake

[kscheibs]

The Decleration of Independence was signed in Philly...

[Shizzlmadizzl]

@kscheibs in the 18th century...

[RyanLikesAmp]

@kscheibs Yeah, and Lincoln wasn't even born. It's a sketch. Get over it.

[Tenchcnet]

"Spoiler quote from the video."

[exile190]

Washington dc didn't even exist when they signed the declaration of independence

[sonicthehero1]

@exile190 everyone knows that

[exile190]

@sonicthehero1 Is that so smartass?

[sonicthehero1]

@exile190 thx for callin me smart idiot

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

wait wait wait I thought Greenland was the greatest country north america would ever know.



[NEW5YORK7METS]

@stitch99 franklin had kids mr history

[MiistMoNsTeR]

Wow everybody is trying to act smart correcting them this isnt a history lesson

[Deathfog99]

You're making little Abe cry, NOW YOU FUCKED UP

[MorganTheTenor]

hashaha this is hysterical, but I believe they mean the EIGHTEENTH century....

[Onedarknight]

That's it! It's on! *chucks Baby Lincon over shoulder*

[YoSquashy]

greatest country the continent would ever know lol

[stitch99]

18th century, summer, and Franklin never had kids...unless you count Liberty's Kids.

[ChadWardenTV]

actually 18 century

and in Philadelphia.....

[WLLPlatt1]

It was in Philly

[elo333333333]

pfffffffft John Hancock...It's HERBIE Hancock.

[JWFan221]

It would acculey be the 18th century

[mViking2013]

It was definitely in Philadelphia not Washington DC

[LeGiTPaNDa23]

Lol, they forged the greatest country

[hhaaffmmeyer]

better than Canada!?!

[xiMaGiiCxSmok3ix]

the description says it all

[effinspoiler]

Lincolin must get upset alot.......

[SIurm]

finally found this fucking sketch again

[kekene719]

The thing is many people DO believe that it was signed in D.C. During the 17th century :(

[1337knb]

dont be such a shit tomas!!

[Wizards9517]

it was the 18th century

[WithASideOfFries]

It would be the 18th century, not the 17th century.

[SIurm]

JOHN ADAMS GOING ON THE LIST!!

YOU FUCKING FUCK!

[Shizzlmadizzl]

don't be such a shit thomas!! xD haha

[2mewhy16]

I love all of the purposeful historical mistakes in this video

[SouthNintendoPark]

What is that sketch at the end of the video? I don't think I've seen that one before...

[tahu13]

get it "forged" the greatest nation

[BuddhaBot]

MUTHA FUCKIN' TONY LINCOLN!!!!!!

[feddishfever28]

"Tony lincoln going on the list!!!" "Its on now mother fuckers!"

[CSAmerican]

"Are you going to sign it?"

"FUCK NO! I got kids!"

trollolololol

[potatoelover95]

and thats how lincoln became retarded enough to free the slaves

[409leinadJR]

FUCK NO I GOT KIDS

[gkisame]

john hancock was one of the two founding father who actually signed it in 4th of july

[SuperKalmageddon]

well now we know where lincoln got his attitude

[manumons100]

Hahahah he just throws baby lincoln

[sixxam271]

Fuck no I got kids lol

[stickywaffles024]

13 people are pissed that baby Abe could grow a better beard than them.

[devssuck]

to bad this was in 1776 lincoln wasn't born until 1809 w/e still funny

[rey619mysteryio]

N thats how politics work

[luis1996199]

18th century

[JayayeMurphh]

"You fucking fuck !" " Guys, your upsetting baby linclon." :D lmfao

[chibigrunt]

"Don't be such a shit, Thomas!"

[chibigrunt]

I wish this is what literally happened. I would've paid more attention in History class...

[SlimxShady73]

you fucking FUCK!!!!

[getthatniggaoutofher]

The Declaration was made from hemp paper. Look it up!

[foshizzel360]

The historians thougt this was far to emberessing also but this is why abraham grew up to be such an asshole.



[potatoelover95]

FUCK no i got kids! hahaha timmy sleighs me

[sillyyface321]

ok who put a live baby in the hands of sam?

[Kpspen]

I love how they start off british and then revert to american voices

[OokrakinoO]

now you fucked up..

NOW you fucked up...

you have fucked up now.

[effinspoiler]

And thats why Lincoln is always pissed.

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Abraham Lincoln gets on WKUK 4 times!!! What a BADASS!

[oceanwave20]

whoa whoa, they just dissed Canada :o

[ironmaiden6six6]

timmy plays a perfect benjamin franklin

[Beletgeuse]

DON'T BE SUCH A SHIT, THOMAS!

[bulletproofpunk]

Hey.. the guy on the far right behind Sam, is that Jim? Their manager guy?

[bulletproofpunk]

Crisp fall morning :D

[destroyer2951]

Fuck No I got Kidz!!

**thumbs up bitches**

[Entrel]

Methinks a good opportunity for a pun was missed in "Babe Lincoln"

[streetbob95]

Sadly that's most likely how it went.....

[AgentCarter]

@streetbob95 not at all

[unclefestus]

@streetbob95

Yeah, I can pretty much imagine this being the actual way the document was signed.

[BRINKYDINK16]

Actually it wouldn't be the 17th Century, it would be either the 18th Century or the 1700s. And Washington D.C. didn't exist yet. They were in our nation's original capitol, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Just sayin'...

[BRINKYDINK16]

Actually it wouldn't be the 17th Century, it would be either the 18th Century or the 1700s.

[destinystar96]

OMG HE THREW THE BABY? 2:34 o.o

[alexiaNBC]

John Adams going on the list!

YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!

[jay144k]

18th century. In Philadelphia. And Lincoln wasn't born till 1809.

[Beletgeuse]

@jay144k Dude they're comedians, not historians.

[TheValentino189]

Guys quite down your upsetting baby Lincoln

[therockguitarist96]

Good skit but it was the 18th century in philidelphia (george washington picked where dc was going to be early in his presidency and since wen is july in autumn

[cheetoo69]

YOU FUCKING FUCK!!

[DrKillFace]

Whilst traveling through time, I stopped here to watch the monumental signing and it actually happened a lot like this

[scarface4724]

lol darren lost his wig at da very end!

[SuckMySocks26]

"just calm down" lol

[effinspoiler]

Tap 9, it looks like one sick dance move!

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

17th century? that's the 1600s.

[Dustywhisker]

@StraitUpSuburbanite ... woww yes it IS the 1600's but it was known as the 17th century.. just like in the year 2000 its known as the 21st century. Don't ask me why but thats just how it is

[TheCommonCritic]

@Dustywhisker That's how it is because it starts at 1-99 (1st Century).

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

@Dustywhisker Yes, I realize that, but the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776, which is not the 1600s obviously.

[DistinctlyRandom]

crisp fall morning? july 4th?

[Davisible1]

Wait a minute.....If they ripped it up while fighting to sign each other's names, doesn't that mean they had to make a new one.......YOU LIED, THOMAS JEFFERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaarafangirl11]

Fuck no, I got kids!

[willslimshag]

noooooooooottt the 17th century

[Carnivore898]

His name used to be John Footpenis

[skisone1]

Dang my teacher has tought me totally diffrent stuff

[109Bulldogs]

i guess i failed history now lol

[chabowker]

Hey I'm a pretentious prick and, in an attempt to make myself seem smart, am going to correct historical facts in a comedy video for my own self-aggrandisement. I can't comprehend that the facts are incorrect for comedic purposes! And they do the same shit in almost all their videos but I still can't wrap my head around it! So in my attempt to seem intelligent, I just come off as a dumbass and frankly, I'm ok with that because I'm a stupid prick. Now I'm gonna go fingerbang my asshole. Bye!

[Lieu3C4]

What has this got to do with German Body Doubling one might ask.

[mikojack1]

I gave this in as a history report and the teacher gave me an F for no reason...

[refoot12]

dustin2258 it's supposed to be funny you fucking fuck

[Dustin2558]

18th Century.......Abe Lincoln was born in 1809....not 1776

[ApathySidecar]

@Dustin2558 It's called an anachronism. Watch more WKUK and you'll find many examples...all intentional...maybe.

[RiotZy]

LOL! Just toss the baby over your head.. And what 18th century man was name tommy..

[laserbeamlightning]

except we were named after a mapmaker

[guitaluva18]

18th century...

[TheASKmusic]

"Yeah, are you gonna sign it fatty?"

"Fuck no, I got kids!!!"

[2litersam]

It's funny because it means The United States is a complete lie :D

[Ulysses447]

he throws baby lincoln XD

[ChinchillasForever]

"ya are you gonna sign it fatty" I busted up at that part!

[MrSnugglyWugly]

haha Trevor totally lost his accent half way through.

[SuperBobo8080]

Oops! *lol* My Bad! 

[SkullPunt]

the declaration was signed in philadelphia....just sayin

[wolflover8765]

OH FUCK NO! I GOT KIDS!

[jakeshomevids]

i love how he just throws babraham lincoln at the wall.

[vmquinteros]

shouldn't it be the 18th century in philidelphia?

[bginch4949]

@vmquinteros noop[e because we are in the 21st century now u have to add a century to the year and than u ave which century it is

[101greengiant]

JOHN ADAMS GOIN ON THE LIST,,,  YOU FUCKING FUCK

[zeppelin057]

18th century Philadelphia? But whatev. Hilarious

[Rorshein]

@zeppelin057 1776 is in the 18th century

[javanick28]

@zeppelin057 Lol it was the 18th century

[scottski02]

2:34 throws baby lincoln lol

[ggddbbo]

too bad its a shitty country...

[bronzewalrus]

@ggddbbo YOU ASS! USA! USA! USA!

[ggddbbo]

@bronzewalrus UR A FAGGOT UR A FAGGOT UR A FAGGOT!

[Fuki2012]

@ggddbbo Have you ever even been here?

[ggddbbo]

@Fuki2012 yes i have

[Fuki2012]

@ggddbbo Well what was so shitty? 

[ggddbbo]

@Fuki2012 every time i went to ask someone for directions i got a fuck off and the service in most of the restauraunts i went in sucked and people were rude as hell to me idk if its just bc i am canadian but it was hell for me down there

[juyoungification]

lol its the 18th century and washington dc didnt exist

[jerfleck1991]

u gonna sighn it fatty? "fuck no, i got kids!

[KyleeAnnIsCool]

well are you going to sign it fattie Fuck no I got kids

makes me laugh evry time

[DasFuhrerinagstring]

The music in the beginning reminded me of Fable :D

(the other 2 don't exist >:O)

[raptusspoofable]

fuck no!! i got kids!!!!

[AfterschoolEffects]

OW! I JUST HIT MY KNEE ON THE TABLE!!

[a199215]

"Don't be such a shit Thomas!"

[Fightingchicken12321]

You mean 18th century?

[cjthemisfit]

i love how he just tossed baby Lincoln like he was nothin

[BlakeyT53]

@cjthemisfit So thats how The other WKUK skit made sence