Stuttering Craig to the NBA?

[munnawar]

I live in london and so I don't really have a huge vested interest in basketball or knowledge to be fair... so I still e-mailed the dude and was like CRAAIIIIG!

and then i realised this video is like 2 years old...

[Runnmill]

kúka

[darastarscream]

Aw man! Why did I not know about this? I *hate* the new announcer guy. (grumblegrrfuck)

-BJ

[notamark20]

The NBA's television ratings are embarrassing. Last year's NBA Finals, which pitted two of the league's biggest teams against each other, couldn't even average 15 million viewers. The NBA is third in popularity behind the NFL (the king of American sports) and MLB (a tainted league). I'm sure the Mavericks are looking for somebody more marketable than a video game reviewer, but that's just me.

[ANARCHISTOFANARCHY]

yeah but if you go to the mavs wont you leave SA?

[kyleangus]

so...*sniff* professional *sniff*...WAITAMINUTE! How can it be professional without Jared?

[DragONheart27X]

screw Cuban, though i like the Mavs

[DmcG120]

come on Craig !!!!!

i hope you get it!!

[momboy311]

go mavs

[tuber52]

would you acctually call him stuttering craig in the email??

[Zeldarulah]

I said "Craig Skistimas, better known as Stuttering Craig"

[41dhos]

And Sent

[PresidentBagel]

Will be sending that email now. Stuttering Craig rules.

[REDTEROR]

i migth actuly wacth a game XD. of basketball.

[jennbootz349]

should I be a slut for halloween? My friends think im already a ho

[jpjose1]

wtf so are u votin for craig or even better u can sleep with cuban and rig the election

[ericthepace]

WARRIORS!!!!!!!! and CRAIG!!!!!!!

[GSWarriors2305]

go warriors!!!!!!!

[Sirg17x]

really your that selfish? first off i doubt he would ever leave screwattack and to not vote for that reason crushing craig's dream is a horrible way to think about it.

[Super16BitGamer]

NVM im sorry craig if you acctualy read these

[corleone8671]

you got my vote!

[Hazard590]

holy shitting dick nipples if you win I will love basketball

[Waid19]

lol

[Razb3rry]

I emailed my ass off. If you don't win someone's getting their ass beat.

[713chicano]

thats abusing power, but for a cause i believe in. you got my vote

[DrewWazHere]

LOL Craig kicks ass. XD

[BartmanRuler]

Go Craig FTW

[jon92]

Hey Craig, if you win, can you post a video of you doing the introductions of the players?

[KingAtRock1]

Hey.. nice shirt!

[NDKid16]

YOU FAIL AT LIFE XD

[PissingInAction]

Can anyone tell me what game the background music is from?

[43dragondude]

lol

[colouredbills]

SHUT UP FAGGOT

[L1nKo64]

better speech than barrack

[DatBoiCMan]

GO LAKERS

[BulldozerNDF]

definetely!!!!!!!!

[Coby1353]

god bless the internet

[Deathwhisper13thgen]

Fuck yeah! :D

[yuyuhakushox]

I personally don't like Basketball but Dammit if Stuttering Craig is the announcer I will learn to love it

[SxeFluff]

I love the fact that you guys are in Texas like me... but then you made a video about the Mavericks... What about the spurs man? WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF SAN ANTONIO???

well... Imma still send i guess.

[RebelMotivePictures]

It would have been nice if you put a video of yourself auditioning and doing better than the guys on the Mavs site so people know if you're good at the gig or not, instead of blindly spamming Cuban's mail.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

What are Mavericks?

[Darklordcomp]

there a football team or a basket ball team

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Ah like the Louisiana Spungos!

[kappakate57]

I find it just funny that the PA guy's name is STUTTERING Craig.

[yaialbe]

WHO IS CUBAN

[raptors11111]

owner of the mavs

[purplestofthepurples]

Uh... good luck? lol as long as it won't stop the VGVs I support you, Craig.

[demono44aa]

I sent Craig, from Chicago I've sent my message!

[monkeyoutthebut]

I sent!

[cmurph2845]

you and mark cuban would get along great, 2 outgoing personalitys lol

[popmaster501]

"a vote for craig is a vote for gamers everywhere"-Stuttering Craig

good luck with the dallas thing Craig

[krnboyee]

when I first saw one of your videos (2 years ago?) I remember leavinga comment on a vidsaying that you definately have a radio type voice. i will email mr cuban, good luck

[googletubesucks]

good luck to you craig, i really mean it

[Draguling]

I fucking hate basketball.

[Priestofbabalon]

Be nice to have your real name when writing a serious email to someone like that.

I doubt 'Stuttering' Craig will go down very well.

You've definitely got the voice for it and the charisma to go over well with the fans.

[TacoChild]

Probably not a good idea to hire someone named "Stuttering Craig" as a public address announcer...

GO SPURS GO! Dallas had our ass last year, though.

[Saikanix]

I sent the emails. :D

[rufferscooper]

LETS GO MAVS

[Ballsinger]

yo craig maybe we should use your real name instead of "stuttering" craig, i mean that might give cuban the wrong idea ya know...?

[email2003]

Sorry Craig but I hate Mark Cuban and the Mavs.

GO ROCKETS!!

[MarNieCo]

I wonder if this will work xD... but if it does they might start to use there power for other things... Screwattack don't join the dark side !!!.... on the other i hand, i would vote craig for president if he put up another video :P

[evangelion243]

CRAIG FOR PRESIDENT!

[ulisesroine]

Dear Mr. Cuban,

I am writing to you for a write-in vote for "Stuttering Craig" for the Voice of your Dallas Mavs. Even though I am writing to you from West Palm Beach, FL. I have both been a big fan of your organization and a huge supporter of Craig. His natural presence and great sound of voice, would surpass ANY former Public Address Announcer.

[77josh77]

that was an epic speach!

[Jonkki]

Hey, old Craigie-boy, how about you make your own PA-sample, like all the others did? I would love to see that.

[LaCokaNostra81]

can i buy your dreamcast??

[Axelsama]

he shall know that Craig is the man to have

[SuperSarcasim]

maybe there discriminating cause your name is Stuttering craig hahaha

[dtthedestroyer]

sorry im from cleveland

[tboy15]

lets go craig!!!!

[reyjed619]

dallas sucks

[Luis88S]

Mavs are good and everything but the Portland Trail Blazers are going to win the NBA championship this year!!!

[sneskegagama]

hope you win that would be sweet. Screwattack FTW!

[zomglolbg]

As a Screwattack AND a Mavericks fan, i voted! :)

[petrieds10]

I'm writing in my vote for Stuttering Craig. In the 3 years I've been watching his videos and listening to his podcast. He has developed a tremendous personality with his voice, very much like John Barbero of the Penguins and Bob Sheppard of the Yankees. As a fellow yinzer, I'm not steering you wrong in this direction.

How's that?

[TheSkoomaAddikt]

Mind if I copy paste?

[BoyHAYLEY]

Woo just sent my write in vote! Hope you win craig!

[TheMrFraz]

Emailed.

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Must... obey... ducks...

[DarylWashingtonV4]

I just sent Mark Cuban a pic of my cock lol

[AntVenom]

craig isnt leaving screwattack, so i voted for him.

[DarkSonicM97]

You Got My Vote!

[WestSide1207]

LAKERS GONNA REPEAT!!!

[zombine64]

i wanna see him in the Far cry movie!!!

but hell gonna be one fun match!

[DirtbagD]

I mailed, told him being English, I don't care much for the NBA, (it's all about real football for me.) However I said Stuttering Craig would bring his PA system to life. All the other people on his site were bland.

[RebelTaxi99]

Would they hire someone named STUTTERING Craig for PA announcer?

[GSWarriors2305]

I guess I'll help... even though i hate mark cuban and the mavericks... GO CRAIG

[pjdr]

sure i'll vote but maybe calling yourself "stuttering" for an announcer job may not be such a good thing...

[icysoul58]

sure craig your the best choice

[Goliathde86]

I would vote for craig, but then that means he would leave screwattack. I don't want the videogame vault to be run by Jose or Destin or anybody else for that matter. It was a sad when Handsome Tom left screwattack, but it will a sadder day if Craig leaves too.

Fuck it. Craig you deserve that job!

[lozfoe444]

support?

[enemy855]

that guy is funny

[bonino87]

Stuttering Craig for president!

[Tailsfan1995]

INTARNETSS FOR THE CRAIG

[BloodRaven876]

Craig FTW!

[newyy1]

Oh fuck this... I hate Mark Cuban.

[randomviewer896]

@iwonnaplayssbb

fuck you this actually has a purpose

[gunsnroses123456789]

so true.

[GraydonW]

yea!

[frankie112]

Come on you guys vote for Craig we need change =]

[xxDarkAwpxx]

BUT I'M NOT A REGISTERED VOTER!!!..... oh yeah that's right this is the interwebs so my vote actually counts... OKAY I'LL DO IT CRAIG! :)

[backlot52]

not your personal army, craig.

[ZippyRagu]

...Alrighty then....

[skugglerthrash]

fuck the mavericks

come to houston and do the rockets

even tho the rockets suck too

*shame*

damn you yao and tracy. damn yous all to hell

[doom1killer123]

ill do it!

[06llo]

don't know if want....

[GoldXf]

This would be awesome. Everybody should vote for Stuttering Craig.

[dogman1342]

ummmm are you guys going to delete that video then where you and handsome tom blow up consoles because the mavericks lost?

[omano117]

its a classic screwattack momment, of course not

[Jmbis25]

STUTTARIN' CRAIG!!!!

[ninjamario412]

craig craig craig craig craig craig craig craig

CRAIG!!!!!!!!

[Relyt22]

Sorry screwattack, you guys had a better chance at playing a game with soulja boy, and you blew that one.

[TheRoccoKO]

They didn't blow it. Solja boy never showed up to play.

[Jmbis25]

They didn't blow it! Soulja Boy was being a pussy, poser and a douche.

[champlinkx]

I sent it Craig, you got my vote XD

[irukai]

woooooooooooooooo!

[box787]

Stuttering Craig as an announcer FTW!!!!

[Lighteningzero]

Stuttering Craig on an announcer...

Do you know how epic that would be?

[TheMoodyAtheist]

Go mavs!

[Ryuzaki306]

craigs got my vote :D

[CamsEyeView]

ummm no no offense but maybe you guys are doing a little much....but thats just me

and i dont think it will matter to the guy who picks it since well he gets to pick it so yeah

[Oram22]

and maybe theres a reason hes not in the top 10...

[PestileNCe85]

a man to look up too, haha, he's got my vote

[GamerGuitarer]

dude... that would be orgasming to see stuttering craig yelling out "WIN!"

[Hile648]

Just Emailed him Craig, you have my vote man.

[AbortedSheepFetus]

Fuck that. Why should I help?

[irukai]

if your not gonna help then why bother commenting? asshole

[nenadfromserbia]

i hope it works but its not looking good

[survivor104]

I don't really see how getting Craig to be the Public Address announcer for a team that is only contextual for the people who live in Dallas as being beneficial to gamers everywhere. But hey, this has probably been something he's wanted to do since he was young, Craig you've got my vote.

[banjosolid]

lame...

[tacoman1690q8]

is that cause he's not in the top 10 contestants

[tacoman1690q8]

a vote for craig is a vote for a gamer and winner

[Kaaaasse001]

must...obey......duck....

[caltake1]

Didn't he play slamball for a while?

[Rea546]

lol this is funny u got my vote

[SquadellaMan]

Touching... *sniff*

[yobeesh]

i live in dallas

[lucky18000]

i wasn't going to do it but the ducks said so

[pl0xman123]

Wait.. does this mean you're leaving ScrewAttack if you win??!

[b1uwave]

"Just to clarify - this would have NOTHING to do with day-to-day at ScrewAttack. ScrewAttack will always be number one on Craig's priority list! "

[pl0xman123]

....I can't believe I forgot to read the description.. Oh well.

Awesome, I'll go vote :)

[TheGamer19856]

vote for craig everyone else is a n00b

[Freshestcream]

sent

[DGHamma]

uh guys I only know how to talk directly to screwattack on their youtube comments but I really need help because if anyone remembers that sonic fan movie that was going to be made it's in danger of being canceled for mainly 2 reasons. One not enough money is being donated to it and two for some reason a guy put the creators phone # out and now he's getting hate calls, plz tell me how to talk to SC k thx

[ivantopito]

go to thier website, sign up, go to the forum and post it!, many sonic fans are bound to help you.

[ptwob]

if this workes out it would be pritty awesome

[antmanmadness]

I'll vote for ya.

[link000000]

CRAIG WINS!!!

[badcoin]

E-mail fired with a rocket-launcher Craig! Good Luck!

[supersane101]

All sent man, I added that I live in the Dallas area so that might show that guys here in Texas want you too.

[TakkatoDarkGamer]

CRAIG FOR PRESIDENT

[arzarkhel]

just sent an email then craig, good luck buddy!

[cyber29045]

hey guys why you all hatin on craig

[RuneScapeGoat]

just remember to be loud and speak clearly

[justincantrell69]

come on dude,get back to the games,and top ten lists,stop wasting time on this dumb stuff. give me a top ten playstation game list and i will go vote..eye for an eye.

[drphil26]

Just sent the email

CRAIG FTW.

[ii191]

lol i want to c like 3000 emails that all say "Stuttering Craig for Mavs PA Announcer!" in his inbox

[SenshinoHame]

you know maybe for an announcer job you should take the "stuttering" part out and just use your real name...

[ii191]

lol how tru.....

[SuperAwesomeHandsome]

You're an idiot.

[pathosis]

This is a poll based on popular vote.

How else do you expect him to get votes? Do nothing? Sit around and twiddle his thumbs and expect to get votes?

Hate to break it to you, but it doesn't work that way. If you wanna get votes to win, you gotta self promote yourself.

He's not being a tool, he's being smart.

[drphil26]

How much of a homo are you that you shit on Craigs parade? We're all happy to help somebody if we can, but theres one thing that needs to happen before we can help. HE HAS TO TELL US THAT HE NEEDS IT. Seriously dude, if you have the power or popularity, why not use it?

[Balzak802]

I Emailed him too hope you get it

[WeeChrissy360]

Emailed :) Hope you get it.

[Jonkki]

Never would I ever. Sorry :(

Emailed him.