The Shocking Truth about Glory Holes & Craigslist!

[KChow83]

Nut's

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@KChow83 That's true!

[99djc88]

The finger points in ur direction

[YOMAMMAISABITCH]

lol this is like a real life version of steve carrells character on the office, they both think they are hilarious but are actually just awkward and embaressing.. that shit was so not funny it made me cringe because i was so embaressed for you through my computer. Not everybody can be a comdeian. No need to embaress yourself and your family being an itdiot on youtube. you arent young..

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@YOMAMMAISABITCH Your spelling and grammar are deplorable.

[YOMAMMAISABITCH]

@FormerlyFlightsuit lol nice try correcting my grammar doesnt make you funny.. this isnt a high school english class, and it appears nice grammar may be the only thing you have going for you.. girls definitly arent going crazy over that sweet haircut and super cut body you got

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@YOMAMMAISABITCH Are you ten years old?

[y00n1x]

i'm no psychoanalyst but i think you've been tricked a number of times by older men into letting them give you a blowjob. And when you say your "friends" who were tricked its fairly obvious your talking about yourself. And so you got on the web cam, showed them your cock, they saw what your a little slow and figured this morons a easy target lets get him to suck our cock....its ok man your not gay we understand. And dude, don't meet people in the bushes at the park. thats f*cked up.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@y00n1x Wait... how did you figure this out?

[MrJonnybingo]

Jeeeesus! "Um...uuuh...uuum.....uuuuuh" um..uhh how about use a sentence?

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@MrJonnybingo Cut me some slack; I hadn't slept for several days when I made this video.

[rjgib]

Not at all. I would go to xtube for that. I can't recall how I came to this, but I wasn't "cruising". You are such a comedian. You are so prolific. What is with the miner's light?

You are SO NOT FUNNY.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@rjgib That miner's light is a preview of the next big fashion trend. You watch, this time next year? Everybody's going to be wearing one!

[rjgib]

umm, ummm, you are no comedic talent.

lame, lame, lame.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@rjgib Don't lie. You know you were cruising YouTube, clicking on anything with the word "glory hole" in the title, because you were looking for something to masturbate to. You're just upset that this video didn't turn out to be the porn you were looking for.

[rjgib]

you are a loser.

get a life.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

@rjgib No, I'm a very funny, talented comedian. That you failed to recognize good comedy when you saw it says more about you than it does about me, you idiot.

[chicago85thst]

good job on staying clean. for people who think its all guys its not. i met 1 really cool totally normal girl on cl

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Hey, thanks man! In this video I am, of course, playing up the homophobic panic angle for maximum comedic effect, but as you say, there ARE, in fact, actual women on Craigslist. The key to getting to meet them is that you have to not be a creep.

Hint to all you guys out there: Unsolicited "dick pics" will NOT impress the ladies!

[SaltyTestes]

dude spit it out!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I can't; I already swallowed!

[JARRETTRYAN]

DUDE-LAY OF THE DRUGS!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I did. Been clean 'n' sober for almost a year now. Sadly, all my best videos were made when I was high!

[mobydick187]

Formerly flightsuit are you addicted to downers  or consistantly sleep deprived?

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

When I shot this video I was deeply involved in my crystal meth habit, and probably hadn't slept in several days.

I'm not completely clean 'n' sober. Have been for nearly a year.

[EntBlog90210]

There are no women on Criags list. C.L. is horny guys talking to other guys-LOL. Unless you got 300.00 to drop on an escort (and even then be careful)-C.L. is nothing but a chicks with dick service.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Actually, all kidding aside, I've met quite a few genuine, actual women through Craigslist. Not recently, 'cause that's not what I'm focused on right now, but when I have gone lookin', they have been there. The secret, if you're a guy, is to remember that for every one woman on there, there are a thousand men who send their unsolicited "dick pics" to every single woman who places an ad. You gotta not do that if you want to hear back from them.

[turnertalking]

New meaning to Tricky Dick > President Richard Nixon reference.

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[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I once got out my Sharpie pen and wrote on a bathroom wall, 'Future site of the Ronald Wilson Reagan Commemorative Glory Hole.'

Which was actually pretty funny, 'cause it was in the 2nd floor men's room at Macy's in Daly City/Colma, a bathroom that was known for its huge amount of cruising and anonymous sex.

[NeoQuello]

you fucking talk like you od'd on something.. and nervous too.. work on it man..

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

It's called "acting."

[058847500]

lol thas true

yea those are so jokes

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Thanks again, man. I know you wouldn't say not bad unless you meant it. God, looking at these videos, as funny as some of them are, I'm really glad I quit doing drugs.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Why, thank you! You'd be surprised how many people don't "get it" and think this video is completely serious.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Meanwhile, some chode marked your comment as spam, and no-matter how many times I click "not spam," it won't show up!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I think the problem is that YouTube's software looks for comments that say "lol not bad" and automtically flags them as spam, 'cause spammers will post comments like that, only their comments will also contain links to their stupid, adult webcam scam sites. I like the ones that say, "YouTube really isn't the best place for adult chat!" It's like, duh, chatting of any kind isn't even possible on YouTube, so, yeah, I guess it's not the best place for adult chat.

[death509]

haha this video is funny, ur like stoned dude, thats awesome, its funny to watch stoned people, u were rubbing ur eyes the whole time or they were almost closed haha, but yeah i read ur comments and stuff and ur sober! haha congratz, must've been hard for you, but i am glad u did it lol. 5/5 and subbing

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Thank you so much! I sure wasn't sober when I made this video! Heh, heh...

[veeman27]

this dude is trippin me out, lol

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

That's true!

Actually, I've quit using drugs.

I'd say that now I just get high on life, only...

Life is more of a buzzkill than an intoxicant.

[Camranwtf]

Right on man! I'm happy for you.. But your fun to listen to when Im high on pot.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Why, thank you! I was a hardcore pothead for years and years before I got into the harder stuff. Shoot, I was the Johnny Appleseed of Weed. Then I got into crystal meth, and I gradually lost interest in pot. Heck, almost all of my videos were made while I was tweaking. So anyway, now I'm clean. If I woulda just stuck with the pot, I'd prolly still be toking, 'cause pot costs less and people don't usually persecute stoners with the level of hatefulness they reserve for tweakers. Anyway...

[benyb245]

what the hell man u are cracked lol i love listening to you though

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Why, thank you!

I was cracked-on when I shot this video (and all of my other videos, for that matter), but I'm clean 'n' sober now.

Darn.

I know it's for the better, but I miss my drug habit!

[elwais09]

didnt hear anything dude...lol.. just that, watching this, u seem a little bit too bothered...but thats just my opinion..... just my advice to anyone who gets in a situation similar, be sure who youre meeting wether male or female... if all efforts fail after all u went through to get there, close your eyes and enjoy it 4 what its worth, and keep your mouth shut...... least thats what i think..=)

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Who have you been talking to? Don't listen to them! It's lies, all lies! I never did anything gay with any gay homosexual!

(Breaks down, crying and uncontrollably hyperventilating)

[elwais09]

lmao!!! you are hilarious! im thinkin your ass got tricked by some gay guy......

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Why, what have you heard!?

[MurseCanary]

ha this vid is steering me away from a 'straight' clist glory hole arrangement as i type. honest ta god.

funny vid how u hem&haw forever about 'some guy u know'

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Wait...

What are you implying!?

[Godgotron]

"never happened to me personaly but to guys i know".

My friends never tell me these kinds of stories...XD

But i heard a similar one on D&S.

2 guys got drunk at a Bar. At the end of the night 1 guy is wasted and cant drive, the other guy says ill call a taxi you sleep at my place ill drive you back here tomorow for the car, ok fine.

Early in the morning still drunk the wasted guy wakes up to a BJ, he pulls the sheets up and its his buddy!?

He pulls the sheets back down and lets him finish!

[silkyslim650]

is it me or this guy is RETARDED!! but humorous