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  • based on the uncertainty princeple

  • @gelonoel @mfb0 @slartibartfats NEEEEEERRRRDDDSSS!!!!! Lol jkjk :)

  • Ultimate burn

  • Improbable but not impossible!

  • What episode is this?

  • Da egg came first.

  • @MrKlyde44 after reading all this quantum tunneling mumbo jumbo from the comments above, i read yours, and my head finally stopped spinning at warp speed and I burst out laughing. thanks! :)

  • did anybody else notice penny was wearing a "penny blossom?"

  • Some Rohypnol in the icecream would make any previous odds, and love for that matter, obsolete. Thats a scientific prediction.

  • ;~(

  • SUCH A NERD XDDDDDDD!!!!

  • Everything just magically appeared from no-where, all in one single moment, and will be sucked up again, by magical pulling force from a distance that escapes, when nothing can escape the blackhole animations.

    Galaxies are flying away from each other at a million miles an hour into the infinite ocean of space. But don't worry about that, energy is conserved because: mans laws of a single sucking blackhole animation will save the day. Sucking it all back up into a singulary and and thats all and

  • Im not a physicist and ı didnt hear the joke..just want to bang penny

  • Lol thats actually a good joke

  • This joke might make a decent pick up line if you change a few words, leave out the end part, and hopefully get a women's curiosity.

    "Well it looks like a beautiful women has spontaneously appeared. *charismatic smile* Care for some ice cream?" She might think it's cute and possibly sit down and have some ice cream lol

  • DAMN the laugh track. To hell, with fire.

  • that is SO SAD dude...

  • We should be glad that the odds are low. If Big Bangs would be commonplace we would be screwed or not even here in the first place.

  • Unfunny. 

  • Is mfb0 Sheldon cause my head hurts from his comment

  • I've been mind fucked...

  • I hate all these assholes that think they are smart because they watch this show and have done a little bit of research on theoretical physics. But they don't relies that people that know about this shit (the people that they are trying to impress) are just laughing

  • I love the comments looool, intense people!

  • If you find a good quantum mechanic, keep him.

  • @bunchacrapbunchashit And what are the odds of that happening!

  • lol

  • I see what you did there....

  • fuck penny looks good in that dress

  • ok I love this show but the joke even my dog can get it if he knows 2-3 basic theories...

  • Ha ha i get that

  • I seriously doubt this blonde understood everything she said LOL

  • i'm sorry, i don't remember this at all... what episode is this????

  • What's so good about this show? When I first viewed this, it had nothing to do with science but looked liked these iCarly episodes or friends episode or something.

  • @ExtremeEnergyForce Don't judge a show by it's single episode/scene. And please don't compare iCarly to this, thank you. You obviously don't get the purpose and humor of this show.

  • actually the odds are good, hot chicks dig smart guys.

  • Penny is great. The idea she's referring to is commonly (but not universally) held by theoretical physicists and it's wrong IMO. I accept that there is a non-zero probability of quantum tunnelling but this doesn't scale up to ordinary objects such as people. There is a zero probability that you will spontaneously change location.

  • @slartibartfats I agree, quantum tunneling won't happen for objects like people. But the point is, if I just think of people as made of atoms and ask for the probability all those atoms tunnel at once, then that probability, however ridiculously, unimaginably small, is not zero. What keeps it from happening really is that you also need the atoms as to exhibit a type of coherent group behavior and in ordinary objects they aren't like that.

  • Lol I love it when people think there smart coz they watch big bang theory

  • @gelonoel You don't need any coherent behavior of your atoms. The probability is just so extremely small to have so many atoms tunneling such a far distance (at least enough to get ~60kg of atoms from somewhere).

    The probability is larger than 0, it is just so small that you would not expect this even for a single cell, during the current age of the universe, and within the size of this universe (3 numbers too large to imagine).

  • @mfb0 You're totally right. By coherent behavior, I really only meant the difference between having a bunch of atoms and having a bunch of interacting atoms. Either way, the tunneling probability is bigger than zero so the joke at least make some sense. But as long as the age and size of the universe is finite (our best cosmological theories say so), it might as well be zero.

  • @gelonoel @mfb0 @slartibartfats when nerds concur...its a beautiful thing.

  • @gelonoel u guys should also consider the law of probability, 1 out of 10 to the 50th power, it is considered impossible and the event will not happen. I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure the calculated possibility of that is smaller than 1/10 to the 50th

  • @canucmesucker No. If the probability if an event is 1 : 10^50, this just means that in one out of 10^50 trys, said event WILL occur.

    But you're kind of right, it is highly improbable. almost (!) certainly not going to happen.

  • @gelonoel you both sound like sheldon...

  • @gelonoel Get a room.

  • @gelonoel You really need to get laid.

  • @mfb0 That was the joke, and why they were so hurt. Penny told them that the odds of them finding a girl were even lower than the inconceivably low probability of that happening.

  • @rich1051414 Tell me something new please. I got it, but there was some confusion about 0 and small numbers.

  • @mfb0 i totally agree! the chicken definatley came before the egg.

  • @gelonoel shut the fuck up

  • @slartibartfats The probability is ridiculously small, but not zero.

  • @slartibartfats Hurr I read a book on quantum mechanics therefore I'm qualified to say that decoherence completely cancels out quantum based probabilistic effects

  • @slartibartfats Shut up.

  • @slartibartfats and it's responses like these that make the joke even funnier.

  • @slartibartfats It may take a few hundred trillion trillion trillion trillion years plus,but it would eventually happen.

  • i hate this show lol

  • Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

  • @williejenkins666 ikr? the show is really meh when compared to great shows like its always sunny or the office

  • spontaneous existance?

    

  • i always thought that quantum mechanics is the math that allows people to kinda guess where electrons are in an electron cloud? am i wrong?

  • @heyzeus97862 that's one of its important applications but quantum mechanics is much more. it pretty much explains everything we understand about energy and matter at the level of atoms. it also suggests that some things normally considered weird may happen. the bigger from electrons you go, the less likely it happens but it's never impossible

  • @gelonoel is that the uncertainty theory?

  • @dazgow3 one of the things quantum mechanics says is the uncertainty principle indeed. very roughly, it says that some properties can't be exactly measured at the same time, for example the energy and time for some quantum process. this then says that stuff to be created out of nothing if it happens fast enough. the larger the object, the faster it needs to happen, the less likely that it does.

  • @gelonoel thanks

  • @gelonoel Shut up.

  • What's so funny about this? The laugh tracks?

  • Fuck quantum mechanics!

  • If you think about it , IT IS Funny !!!

  • Lmao!

  • ROFL ,,,, she probably thought that "Quantum Mechanics" would make the joke sound more scientific :P ,,,,, omg I love you Bridget ,, or wait that's her name in 8 simple rule :P

  • It's a really awesome joke. But poor nerds.

  • great joke lol

    try yt:stretch=16:9 in the tag section to widen the video to proper shape

  • i mean i get it but... meh..

  • When the video stopped, that's exactly how we all felt..

  • Its Season 2, Episode 19, The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition.

  • I'm a physicist and I approve of this joke.

  • @Sisound you are a dumb twat

  • @Sisound Except you're not a physicist ...

    (... judging by your channel)

  • @truelazerlight actually, yes I am lol what's wrong with my channel?

  • a few layers there lol

  • That actually was pretty good. Is this show any good aside fromt his video?

  • @scionicspectre Yes it's consistently good. As a bit of a geek, it appeals to me but my non geek friends also think it's good so it has a bit of something for everyone. You can check out some of the episodes on 4od.

  • @ShoeLube Thanks for the info.

  • @UrielTheAngelOfLight For that comment alone, I'd like to marry you. o;

  • "No man has ever made love after winning an argument with a woman"

    ~~cc

  • @carefulcarpenter

    That may be true, but I'll take angry hardcore fucking over making love any day >:)

  • @UrielTheAngelOfLight I guess that means you are a fan of the big bang, ;)

  • @carefulcarpenter Ha!! Good one XD

  • It's funny because a girl chose a physicist over me.

  • The Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and tells the cashier can you make me one with everything?

  • @AquaCarb ... so the Lama hands the guy $30 and stands there, staring at the cashier. "You said it was $27.50. Where's my change?"

    "Ahhh," said the cashier. "True change only comes from within."

  • Bazinga

  • The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth.

  • @Vidyadude Lol [without sarcasm] That is literally funnier than anything that has ever happened on this stupid show. Thank you for making my evening.

  • big bang sucks now, season 1 and 2 were the best

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  • It's not funny if you think about it...

  • haha it's funny because nerds and women are interacting, fuck this show lol

  • this is why i cant appreciate a series that appears to appeal to "nerds" but fails.

  • that's actually a good joke

  • damn good joke

  • BAHAHHAAH I STOPPED THE VIDEO AT 0.6 LOOK AT HER FACE HAHAHAHA

  • Why is there a laugh track. This is not funny.

    STOP LAUGHING, YOU SHEEP

  • Best Blonde Joke For Scientists...

    That's what they meant to put for the title of the video...

  • @AnonAvatar thats racist

  • Man: Do you know how an axon work

    Woman:Na..

    Man: K.

  • @Sebbefr89 hahahaha so funny...not -.-

  • Hehehe its not funny.

  • it's funny coz it offends the people she's trying to relate to...

  • @mithilag You don't say???

  • @mithilag Thank you, Captain Obvious!

  • @mithilag or any average viewer of this show.

  • Oh no it's like watching woman "comedians" on comedy central all over again

  • That would actually be funny if a physicist were telling the joke...

  • Whats the difference between an introvert scientist and an ekstrovert scientist?

    The introvert looks at his own shoes when he is speaking to you, the ekstrovert looks at your shoes.

  • @Cirkelo LMAO I almost fell for the spelling correction trap you set up

  • @Cirkelo ekstrovert?

  • peeny is wearing a pennyblossum :-D

  • Oh the downside of being educated.

  • we were supposed to laugh at 0:25 goddamn this show sucks

    and in real life these hot chicks would never hang out with these douchebag creepers

  • Jokes are funny, and so is the theory of relativity.

  • LOL I SOO get this!!! It's funny if you know science like I do :)

  • Whenever I try to think of a really good science joke my brain synapse under the pressure.

  • bewbs

  • When I saw their reactions I actually thought they were busy mentally calculating the chances

  • If this is the best science joke, I must not be missing much.

  • I came to this video expecting the first good joke to come out of the big bang theory.

    I would say I'm disappointed, but I expected something this bad.

  • @TheBazooie Really, first you said you expected a good joke and then you expected something bad?

  • @MrThezho Well I assumed that "the best joke" on the big bang theory would actually be a good one, even though the majority are bad. But then I watched it and thought to myself "yeah they must all be bad if this is the best one" and realized that in no circumstance would I ever be disappointed by a bad joke in the big bang theory.

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  • Not really a "science joke" more like a stigma joke - if anything. You want a science a joke?

    What did the neurologist ask the prion induced condition? "Are you for real?"

  • What episode is this?

  • The joke being that the chances of a girl behaving like a paricle > chances of a girl taking interest in him.

  • The Big Bang Theory is just blackface for nerds

  • Take all these cheesy science jokes and barium.

  • i dont get it

  • @AlienEngineer1 the odds of any matter spontaneously generating, much less a beautiful woman, are insanely low and practically impossible. so the physicist, presumably an unattractive male, has a better chance of that unrealistic event happening than having an actual woman walk into the shop and sit next to him.

    yea i just explained the joke, sue me.

  • the heat of the meat times the mass of the ass is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle...

  • If he keeps watching the empty chair that theory will not work because there is an observer involved

  • HAHAHA! That was awesome!

  • Tough crowd.

  • @Custardpictures Lololololo

  • God damn I hate this show.

  • A professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor sais, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

    .

    Joke is they're taking aspirin (for a headache). Once you've taken aspirin, its breakdown occurs giving you your headache back. He's saying that its not the breakdown of the aspirin that's making his headache return, it's his wife! LOL

  • @HaiDoggie Wow, i recognized the joke but I didn't know from where until I googled it. Blast from the past lol.

  • A young boy to a proffessor: what would happen if gravity ceased to be? The Proffessor answered with one simple world... Bang. Or as I would explain it the electromagnetic force would blast all particles away from eachother at hyperspeed and we will after a while end up with nothing but a vacuum of particles spaced so far away from eachother that nothing will ever react again.

  • @livedandletdie Except for the strong force, the weak force, and electromagnetism would still be in effect... We just wouldn't have orbits anymore, and non-solids may fall apart. The attraction between water molecules for example is not because of gravity, but rather from magnetism. Gravity is actually several magnitudes weaker than electromagnetism. Also, gravity has near nothing to do with things reacting to each other, HCl is just as potent to iron in the vacuum of space as it is on Jupiter.

  • @livedandletdie Gravity is simply the shape of space-time. So if by no gravity you mean no bending, then large structures would dissolve, but for the most part elements would stay in tact as there is no link between gravity and the electromagnetic/strong/weak forces. But if by no gravity you mean no space-time, well....there wouldn't be anywhere for the bang to happen.

  • @heroclix0rz Gravity is the shape of spacetime? I thought gravity shapeS spacetime.

  • @Gytax0 Yes and no. Gravity is not a field the way electromagnetism is. So it's not that large masses pull on other masses. It's that large masses bend space-time causing other masses to be affected and kind of "roll" along the "slant" that is created. So gravity IS the shape of space time. Without the bend, there would be no effect imposed by gravity. A good explanation can be seen if you google: "Nova The Fabric of the Cosmos: What Is Space?".

  • @heroclix0rz Well, if there's a massive object, its gravity will distort the spacetime. If there's no massive object, spacetime remains flat. And if it remains flat, that doesn't mean that the shape 'flat' was formed by gravity.

  • @Gytax0 What do you mean "its gravity" will distort space-time. Where is its gravity coming from? We know it has mass, and we know the large mass distorts space time which causes objects to move differently through the space creating the illusion of a "gravitational force." Also, you're about to make me talk about the higgs field now lol. Basically, mass is also a sort of illusion.

  • @heroclix0rz Massive object will distort the spacetime because of gravitational field produced by it. If spacetime was gravity it would be silly to say that massive object distorts gravity.

  • @Gytax0 An object doesn't "emit" a gravitational field the way it seems you think it does. Go research Einstein's general theory of relativity or just watch that Nova video I mentioned.

  • @heroclix0rz I am really not interested in spending my time watching pop-science shows or films, sorry. I also lack the required background in Mathematics and physics in order to grasp Einstein's theory of general relativity.

  • @Gytax0 I'll admit, the Brian Greene Nova videos can be a little goofy at times, but they do have some good visualizations to help put things in perspective.

  • lol. why are all these jokes about chemistry?

  • Would you like some sodium bromate(I)? Na BrO.

  • Have you all heard the joke about Sodium? Na.

  • When I was in Morocco I sat in a cab with fellow physics students. And cabs can be real shabby over there. When we noticed the fuel gauge was flipping from empty to full continuously one of us remarked "we're driving on quantum fuel".

  • @GLANL Schroedinger's fuel?

  • what's the name of the woman in blue? Her physique is impressive. Plz tell me!

  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "How much for a drink?"

    The bartender says "For you, no charge!"

  • @casadejoey The proton says to the neutron: "I believe that those pesky electrons keep circling us..."

    The neutron says: "Are you sure?"

    The proton replies: "I'm positive!"

    ...

    I'll be off then...

  • @casadejoey im a neutron and i find that racest >:c

  • @casadejoey You win!

  • @casadejoey Yeah, I loved this Fallout 3-Robot too! :]