@MrKlyde44 after reading all this quantum tunneling mumbo jumbo from the comments above, i read yours, and my head finally stopped spinning at warp speed and I burst out laughing. thanks! :)
Everything just magically appeared from no-where, all in one single moment, and will be sucked up again, by magical pulling force from a distance that escapes, when nothing can escape the blackhole animations.
Galaxies are flying away from each other at a million miles an hour into the infinite ocean of space. But don't worry about that, energy is conserved because: mans laws of a single sucking blackhole animation will save the day. Sucking it all back up into a singulary and and thats all and
This joke might make a decent pick up line if you change a few words, leave out the end part, and hopefully get a women's curiosity.
"Well it looks like a beautiful women has spontaneously appeared. *charismatic smile* Care for some ice cream?" She might think it's cute and possibly sit down and have some ice cream lol
I hate all these assholes that think they are smart because they watch this show and have done a little bit of research on theoretical physics. But they don't relies that people that know about this shit (the people that they are trying to impress) are just laughing
What's so good about this show? When I first viewed this, it had nothing to do with science but looked liked these iCarly episodes or friends episode or something.
@ExtremeEnergyForce Don't judge a show by it's single episode/scene. And please don't compare iCarly to this, thank you. You obviously don't get the purpose and humor of this show.
Penny is great. The idea she's referring to is commonly (but not universally) held by theoretical physicists and it's wrong IMO. I accept that there is a non-zero probability of quantum tunnelling but this doesn't scale up to ordinary objects such as people. There is a zero probability that you will spontaneously change location.
@slartibartfats I agree, quantum tunneling won't happen for objects like people. But the point is, if I just think of people as made of atoms and ask for the probability all those atoms tunnel at once, then that probability, however ridiculously, unimaginably small, is not zero. What keeps it from happening really is that you also need the atoms as to exhibit a type of coherent group behavior and in ordinary objects they aren't like that.
@gelonoel You don't need any coherent behavior of your atoms. The probability is just so extremely small to have so many atoms tunneling such a far distance (at least enough to get ~60kg of atoms from somewhere).
The probability is larger than 0, it is just so small that you would not expect this even for a single cell, during the current age of the universe, and within the size of this universe (3 numbers too large to imagine).
@mfb0 You're totally right. By coherent behavior, I really only meant the difference between having a bunch of atoms and having a bunch of interacting atoms. Either way, the tunneling probability is bigger than zero so the joke at least make some sense. But as long as the age and size of the universe is finite (our best cosmological theories say so), it might as well be zero.
@gelonoel u guys should also consider the law of probability, 1 out of 10 to the 50th power, it is considered impossible and the event will not happen. I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure the calculated possibility of that is smaller than 1/10 to the 50th
@mfb0 That was the joke, and why they were so hurt. Penny told them that the odds of them finding a girl were even lower than the inconceivably low probability of that happening.
@slartibartfats Hurr I read a book on quantum mechanics therefore I'm qualified to say that decoherence completely cancels out quantum based probabilistic effects
@heyzeus97862 that's one of its important applications but quantum mechanics is much more. it pretty much explains everything we understand about energy and matter at the level of atoms. it also suggests that some things normally considered weird may happen. the bigger from electrons you go, the less likely it happens but it's never impossible
@dazgow3 one of the things quantum mechanics says is the uncertainty principle indeed. very roughly, it says that some properties can't be exactly measured at the same time, for example the energy and time for some quantum process. this then says that stuff to be created out of nothing if it happens fast enough. the larger the object, the faster it needs to happen, the less likely that it does.
ROFL ,,,, she probably thought that "Quantum Mechanics" would make the joke sound more scientific :P ,,,,, omg I love you Bridget ,, or wait that's her name in 8 simple rule :P
@scionicspectre Yes it's consistently good. As a bit of a geek, it appeals to me but my non geek friends also think it's good so it has a bit of something for everyone. You can check out some of the episodes on 4od.
The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth.
It's funny because when she told the joke she was in an alternate reality eating ice cream with a physicist. It's true! Oh never mind! You would have to understand quantum mechanics to get it!
@MrThezho Well I assumed that "the best joke" on the big bang theory would actually be a good one, even though the majority are bad. But then I watched it and thought to myself "yeah they must all be bad if this is the best one" and realized that in no circumstance would I ever be disappointed by a bad joke in the big bang theory.
@AlienEngineer1 the odds of any matter spontaneously generating, much less a beautiful woman, are insanely low and practically impossible. so the physicist, presumably an unattractive male, has a better chance of that unrealistic event happening than having an actual woman walk into the shop and sit next to him.
as a biology student i ve a doubt..is Jesus haploid??have only 23 chromosomes in his nucleus,unlike other homosapians with 46 ,that too from "virgin" mother???does her ovum avoided that meiosis??if so do he had chromosomal diseases like "turners"??if not diploid how can he have a human form??{ please do answer these ,,avoid stupid answers like thats gods wish or gods way}
A professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor sais, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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Joke is they're taking aspirin (for a headache). Once you've taken aspirin, its breakdown occurs giving you your headache back. He's saying that its not the breakdown of the aspirin that's making his headache return, it's his wife! LOL
A young boy to a proffessor: what would happen if gravity ceased to be? The Proffessor answered with one simple world... Bang. Or as I would explain it the electromagnetic force would blast all particles away from eachother at hyperspeed and we will after a while end up with nothing but a vacuum of particles spaced so far away from eachother that nothing will ever react again.
@livedandletdie Except for the strong force, the weak force, and electromagnetism would still be in effect... We just wouldn't have orbits anymore, and non-solids may fall apart. The attraction between water molecules for example is not because of gravity, but rather from magnetism. Gravity is actually several magnitudes weaker than electromagnetism. Also, gravity has near nothing to do with things reacting to each other, HCl is just as potent to iron in the vacuum of space as it is on Jupiter.
@livedandletdie Gravity is simply the shape of space-time. So if by no gravity you mean no bending, then large structures would dissolve, but for the most part elements would stay in tact as there is no link between gravity and the electromagnetic/strong/weak forces. But if by no gravity you mean no space-time, well....there wouldn't be anywhere for the bang to happen.
@Gytax0 Yes and no. Gravity is not a field the way electromagnetism is. So it's not that large masses pull on other masses. It's that large masses bend space-time causing other masses to be affected and kind of "roll" along the "slant" that is created. So gravity IS the shape of space time. Without the bend, there would be no effect imposed by gravity. A good explanation can be seen if you google: "Nova The Fabric of the Cosmos: What Is Space?".
@heroclix0rz Well, if there's a massive object, its gravity will distort the spacetime. If there's no massive object, spacetime remains flat. And if it remains flat, that doesn't mean that the shape 'flat' was formed by gravity.
@Gytax0 What do you mean "its gravity" will distort space-time. Where is its gravity coming from? We know it has mass, and we know the large mass distorts space time which causes objects to move differently through the space creating the illusion of a "gravitational force." Also, you're about to make me talk about the higgs field now lol. Basically, mass is also a sort of illusion.
@heroclix0rz Massive object will distort the spacetime because of gravitational field produced by it. If spacetime was gravity it would be silly to say that massive object distorts gravity.
@Gytax0 An object doesn't "emit" a gravitational field the way it seems you think it does. Go research Einstein's general theory of relativity or just watch that Nova video I mentioned.
@heroclix0rz I am really not interested in spending my time watching pop-science shows or films, sorry. I also lack the required background in Mathematics and physics in order to grasp Einstein's theory of general relativity.
@Gytax0 I'll admit, the Brian Greene Nova videos can be a little goofy at times, but they do have some good visualizations to help put things in perspective.
When I was in Morocco I sat in a cab with fellow physics students. And cabs can be real shabby over there. When we noticed the fuel gauge was flipping from empty to full continuously one of us remarked "we're driving on quantum fuel".
based on the uncertainty princeple
mynameisradar 23 hours ago
@gelonoel @mfb0 @slartibartfats NEEEEEERRRRDDDSSS!!!!! Lol jkjk :)
camelCaseFTW 1 day ago
Ultimate burn
jplowe905 1 day ago
Improbable but not impossible!
barfoneandonly 2 days ago 2
What episode is this?
felipec 3 days ago
Da egg came first.
MrKlyde44 3 days ago
@MrKlyde44 after reading all this quantum tunneling mumbo jumbo from the comments above, i read yours, and my head finally stopped spinning at warp speed and I burst out laughing. thanks! :)
Boona365 3 days ago
did anybody else notice penny was wearing a "penny blossom?"
muffinmoonprincess1 4 days ago
Some Rohypnol in the icecream would make any previous odds, and love for that matter, obsolete. Thats a scientific prediction.
820423 4 days ago
;~(
AZoje 4 days ago
SUCH A NERD XDDDDDDD!!!!
Roxxzor816 4 days ago
Everything just magically appeared from no-where, all in one single moment, and will be sucked up again, by magical pulling force from a distance that escapes, when nothing can escape the blackhole animations.
Galaxies are flying away from each other at a million miles an hour into the infinite ocean of space. But don't worry about that, energy is conserved because: mans laws of a single sucking blackhole animation will save the day. Sucking it all back up into a singulary and and thats all and
MrKorrazonCold 5 days ago
Im not a physicist and ı didnt hear the joke..just want to bang penny
TooMuchRadiation 5 days ago
Lol thats actually a good joke
khazal12 5 days ago
This joke might make a decent pick up line if you change a few words, leave out the end part, and hopefully get a women's curiosity.
"Well it looks like a beautiful women has spontaneously appeared. *charismatic smile* Care for some ice cream?" She might think it's cute and possibly sit down and have some ice cream lol
Aanalleinoneman 5 days ago
DAMN the laugh track. To hell, with fire.
Gabagabe1 6 days ago
that is SO SAD dude...
MasterNeiXD 6 days ago
We should be glad that the odds are low. If Big Bangs would be commonplace we would be screwed or not even here in the first place.
johanwinston 1 week ago
Unfunny.
eiffel0108 1 week ago
Is mfb0 Sheldon cause my head hurts from his comment
minecraft288 1 week ago
I've been mind fucked...
chipustillo23 1 week ago
I hate all these assholes that think they are smart because they watch this show and have done a little bit of research on theoretical physics. But they don't relies that people that know about this shit (the people that they are trying to impress) are just laughing
gwyd619 1 week ago
I love the comments looool, intense people!
escoba8008 1 week ago
If you find a good quantum mechanic, keep him.
bunchacrapbunchashit 2 weeks ago
@bunchacrapbunchashit And what are the odds of that happening!
mohitmayankismyname 1 week ago
lol
jackdavenportsbaby11 2 weeks ago
I see what you did there....
MegaMan7045 2 weeks ago
fuck penny looks good in that dress
youthank8 2 weeks ago
ok I love this show but the joke even my dog can get it if he knows 2-3 basic theories...
n0n570p 2 weeks ago
Ha ha i get that
john295gh 2 weeks ago
I seriously doubt this blonde understood everything she said LOL
IcarusTouma 2 weeks ago
i'm sorry, i don't remember this at all... what episode is this????
antirealm 2 weeks ago
What's so good about this show? When I first viewed this, it had nothing to do with science but looked liked these iCarly episodes or friends episode or something.
ExtremeEnergyForce 3 weeks ago
@ExtremeEnergyForce Don't judge a show by it's single episode/scene. And please don't compare iCarly to this, thank you. You obviously don't get the purpose and humor of this show.
Noctisffvs13 2 weeks ago
actually the odds are good, hot chicks dig smart guys.
tomitstube 3 weeks ago
Penny is great. The idea she's referring to is commonly (but not universally) held by theoretical physicists and it's wrong IMO. I accept that there is a non-zero probability of quantum tunnelling but this doesn't scale up to ordinary objects such as people. There is a zero probability that you will spontaneously change location.
slartibartfats 3 weeks ago 5
@slartibartfats I agree, quantum tunneling won't happen for objects like people. But the point is, if I just think of people as made of atoms and ask for the probability all those atoms tunnel at once, then that probability, however ridiculously, unimaginably small, is not zero. What keeps it from happening really is that you also need the atoms as to exhibit a type of coherent group behavior and in ordinary objects they aren't like that.
gelonoel 3 weeks ago 22
Lol I love it when people think there smart coz they watch big bang theory
ilovevodka94 3 weeks ago
@gelonoel You don't need any coherent behavior of your atoms. The probability is just so extremely small to have so many atoms tunneling such a far distance (at least enough to get ~60kg of atoms from somewhere).
The probability is larger than 0, it is just so small that you would not expect this even for a single cell, during the current age of the universe, and within the size of this universe (3 numbers too large to imagine).
mfb0 1 week ago
@mfb0 You're totally right. By coherent behavior, I really only meant the difference between having a bunch of atoms and having a bunch of interacting atoms. Either way, the tunneling probability is bigger than zero so the joke at least make some sense. But as long as the age and size of the universe is finite (our best cosmological theories say so), it might as well be zero.
gelonoel 1 week ago 3
@gelonoel @mfb0 @slartibartfats when nerds concur...its a beautiful thing.
uknowispeaksense 2 days ago
@gelonoel u guys should also consider the law of probability, 1 out of 10 to the 50th power, it is considered impossible and the event will not happen. I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure the calculated possibility of that is smaller than 1/10 to the 50th
canucmesucker 2 days ago
@canucmesucker No. If the probability if an event is 1 : 10^50, this just means that in one out of 10^50 trys, said event WILL occur.
But you're kind of right, it is highly improbable. almost (!) certainly not going to happen.
Fantasixsixsix 3 hours ago
@gelonoel you both sound like sheldon...
izrealestness 2 days ago
@gelonoel Get a room.
rexy5 2 days ago 3
@gelonoel You really need to get laid.
kattowitz4 1 day ago
@mfb0 That was the joke, and why they were so hurt. Penny told them that the odds of them finding a girl were even lower than the inconceivably low probability of that happening.
rich1051414 1 week ago
@rich1051414 Tell me something new please. I got it, but there was some confusion about 0 and small numbers.
mfb0 5 days ago
@mfb0 i totally agree! the chicken definatley came before the egg.
JWillsIsShite 4 days ago
@gelonoel shut the fuck up
GloriousBrilliance 2 days ago
@slartibartfats The probability is ridiculously small, but not zero.
J0tunhe1m 3 weeks ago
@slartibartfats Hurr I read a book on quantum mechanics therefore I'm qualified to say that decoherence completely cancels out quantum based probabilistic effects
lalamonkeydude 2 weeks ago
@slartibartfats Shut up.
GIvanov 2 weeks ago
@slartibartfats and it's responses like these that make the joke even funnier.
smallstepgiantleap 2 weeks ago
@slartibartfats It may take a few hundred trillion trillion trillion trillion years plus,but it would eventually happen.
wvufanew1 5 days ago
i hate this show lol
urantivirus 3 weeks ago
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
luf4rall 3 weeks ago
@williejenkins666 ikr? the show is really meh when compared to great shows like its always sunny or the office
MrBigcheese1702 3 weeks ago
spontaneous existance?
pandasergio 3 weeks ago
i always thought that quantum mechanics is the math that allows people to kinda guess where electrons are in an electron cloud? am i wrong?
heyzeus97862 3 weeks ago
@heyzeus97862 that's one of its important applications but quantum mechanics is much more. it pretty much explains everything we understand about energy and matter at the level of atoms. it also suggests that some things normally considered weird may happen. the bigger from electrons you go, the less likely it happens but it's never impossible
gelonoel 3 weeks ago
@gelonoel is that the uncertainty theory?
dazgow3 3 weeks ago
@dazgow3 one of the things quantum mechanics says is the uncertainty principle indeed. very roughly, it says that some properties can't be exactly measured at the same time, for example the energy and time for some quantum process. this then says that stuff to be created out of nothing if it happens fast enough. the larger the object, the faster it needs to happen, the less likely that it does.
gelonoel 3 weeks ago
@gelonoel thanks
dazgow3 2 weeks ago
@gelonoel Shut up.
GIvanov 2 weeks ago
What's so funny about this? The laugh tracks?
Abjurist 3 weeks ago 2
Fuck quantum mechanics!
abortion4life666 3 weeks ago
If you think about it , IT IS Funny !!!
53dumey 3 weeks ago
Lmao!
Imdede85 3 weeks ago
ROFL ,,,, she probably thought that "Quantum Mechanics" would make the joke sound more scientific :P ,,,,, omg I love you Bridget ,, or wait that's her name in 8 simple rule :P
mrmrwbs 3 weeks ago
It's a really awesome joke. But poor nerds.
SnoweyMan111 3 weeks ago
great joke lol
try yt:stretch=16:9 in the tag section to widen the video to proper shape
Steph6n 3 weeks ago 2
i mean i get it but... meh..
BossWolfen 4 weeks ago
When the video stopped, that's exactly how we all felt..
BossWolfen 4 weeks ago
Its Season 2, Episode 19, The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition.
Cretan1000 1 month ago
I'm a physicist and I approve of this joke.
Sisound 1 month ago 69
@Sisound you are a dumb twat
gnl3gg 1 week ago
@Sisound Except you're not a physicist ...
(... judging by your channel)
truelazerlight 5 days ago
@truelazerlight actually, yes I am lol what's wrong with my channel?
Sisound 5 days ago
a few layers there lol
coldlogic1 1 month ago
That actually was pretty good. Is this show any good aside fromt his video?
scionicspectre 1 month ago
@scionicspectre Yes it's consistently good. As a bit of a geek, it appeals to me but my non geek friends also think it's good so it has a bit of something for everyone. You can check out some of the episodes on 4od.
ShoeLube 1 month ago
@ShoeLube Thanks for the info.
scionicspectre 1 month ago
@UrielTheAngelOfLight For that comment alone, I'd like to marry you. o;
torigob00m 1 month ago
"No man has ever made love after winning an argument with a woman"
~~cc
carefulcarpenter 1 month ago 4
@carefulcarpenter
That may be true, but I'll take angry hardcore fucking over making love any day >:)
UrielTheAngelOfLight 1 month ago
@UrielTheAngelOfLight I guess that means you are a fan of the big bang, ;)
carefulcarpenter 1 month ago
@carefulcarpenter Ha!! Good one XD
UrielTheAngelOfLight 1 month ago
It's funny because a girl chose a physicist over me.
Prodigiousguy8 1 month ago 3
The Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and tells the cashier can you make me one with everything?
AquaCarb 1 month ago
@AquaCarb ... so the Lama hands the guy $30 and stands there, staring at the cashier. "You said it was $27.50. Where's my change?"
"Ahhh," said the cashier. "True change only comes from within."
AquaCarb 1 month ago 2
Bazinga
issemayhem 1 month ago
The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth.
Vidyadude 1 month ago
@Vidyadude Lol [without sarcasm] That is literally funnier than anything that has ever happened on this stupid show. Thank you for making my evening.
XavierMacX 1 month ago
big bang sucks now, season 1 and 2 were the best
aceofspades477 1 month ago
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It's funny because when she told the joke she was in an alternate reality eating ice cream with a physicist. It's true! Oh never mind! You would have to understand quantum mechanics to get it!
AnOffenderForTheWord 1 month ago
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AnOffenderForTheWord 1 month ago
It's not funny if you think about it...
jakarai 1 month ago
haha it's funny because nerds and women are interacting, fuck this show lol
nkelly1432 1 month ago 2
this is why i cant appreciate a series that appears to appeal to "nerds" but fails.
MrXenu1 1 month ago
that's actually a good joke
atnam44 1 month ago
damn good joke
ricktbdgc 1 month ago
BAHAHHAAH I STOPPED THE VIDEO AT 0.6 LOOK AT HER FACE HAHAHAHA
Palmen1990 1 month ago
Why is there a laugh track. This is not funny.
STOP LAUGHING, YOU SHEEP
McSpizzy 1 month ago
Best Blonde Joke For Scientists...
That's what they meant to put for the title of the video...
AnonAvatar 1 month ago
@AnonAvatar thats racist
topherh33 3 weeks ago
Man: Do you know how an axon work
Woman:Na..
Man: K.
Sebbefr89 1 month ago 2
@Sebbefr89 hahahaha so funny...not -.-
8sakuraleaf9 1 month ago
Hehehe its not funny.
ghbutler 1 month ago
it's funny coz it offends the people she's trying to relate to...
mithilag 1 month ago 152
@mithilag You don't say???
chivas9208 1 month ago
@mithilag Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Revangelis 1 month ago
@mithilag or any average viewer of this show.
NappaAutoGlass9001 3 weeks ago
Oh no it's like watching woman "comedians" on comedy central all over again
TheTvrulesthenation 1 month ago 3
That would actually be funny if a physicist were telling the joke...
hesdjjim 1 month ago
Whats the difference between an introvert scientist and an ekstrovert scientist?
The introvert looks at his own shoes when he is speaking to you, the ekstrovert looks at your shoes.
Cirkelo 1 month ago
@Cirkelo LMAO I almost fell for the spelling correction trap you set up
coyoteself 1 month ago
@Cirkelo ekstrovert?
rusher38 1 month ago
peeny is wearing a pennyblossum :-D
IamAboe 1 month ago
Oh the downside of being educated.
freethinkerer 1 month ago
we were supposed to laugh at 0:25 goddamn this show sucks
and in real life these hot chicks would never hang out with these douchebag creepers
bojanks15 1 month ago
Jokes are funny, and so is the theory of relativity.
scarface12347 1 month ago
LOL I SOO get this!!! It's funny if you know science like I do :)
NextGenGamer115 1 month ago
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funny!
truthseeker010101 1 month ago
Whenever I try to think of a really good science joke my brain synapse under the pressure.
AgApE010 1 month ago 8
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Go Penny!
blammo7100 1 month ago
bewbs
orangeeri 1 month ago
When I saw their reactions I actually thought they were busy mentally calculating the chances
PuttahBoy 1 month ago
If this is the best science joke, I must not be missing much.
aluisious 1 month ago
I came to this video expecting the first good joke to come out of the big bang theory.
I would say I'm disappointed, but I expected something this bad.
TheBazooie 1 month ago
@TheBazooie Really, first you said you expected a good joke and then you expected something bad?
MrThezho 1 month ago
@MrThezho Well I assumed that "the best joke" on the big bang theory would actually be a good one, even though the majority are bad. But then I watched it and thought to myself "yeah they must all be bad if this is the best one" and realized that in no circumstance would I ever be disappointed by a bad joke in the big bang theory.
TheBazooie 1 month ago
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ikawpipa 1 month ago
Not really a "science joke" more like a stigma joke - if anything. You want a science a joke?
What did the neurologist ask the prion induced condition? "Are you for real?"
Erectoralporicy 1 month ago
What episode is this?
LoChAnBaBo 1 month ago
The joke being that the chances of a girl behaving like a paricle > chances of a girl taking interest in him.
fcharrua 1 month ago
The Big Bang Theory is just blackface for nerds
TheRoyalFuzzybug 1 month ago 5
Take all these cheesy science jokes and barium.
AbiKD 1 month ago 8
i dont get it
AlienEngineer1 1 month ago
@AlienEngineer1 the odds of any matter spontaneously generating, much less a beautiful woman, are insanely low and practically impossible. so the physicist, presumably an unattractive male, has a better chance of that unrealistic event happening than having an actual woman walk into the shop and sit next to him.
yea i just explained the joke, sue me.
Cuddlebunzzzz 1 month ago 3
the heat of the meat times the mass of the ass is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle...
SolidGold1980 1 month ago 6
If he keeps watching the empty chair that theory will not work because there is an observer involved
GameSharkGuy 1 month ago 4
HAHAHA! That was awesome!
Wolf5Vlud 1 month ago
Tough crowd.
Defenstrator 1 month ago
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as a biology student i ve a doubt..is Jesus haploid??have only 23 chromosomes in his nucleus,unlike other homosapians with 46 ,that too from "virgin" mother???does her ovum avoided that meiosis??if so do he had chromosomal diseases like "turners"??if not diploid how can he have a human form??{ please do answer these ,,avoid stupid answers like thats gods wish or gods way}
MrNutrino 1 month ago
@Custardpictures Lololololo
TheBurden2Bear 1 month ago
God damn I hate this show.
bijansta200 1 month ago 3
A professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor sais, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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Joke is they're taking aspirin (for a headache). Once you've taken aspirin, its breakdown occurs giving you your headache back. He's saying that its not the breakdown of the aspirin that's making his headache return, it's his wife! LOL
HaiDoggie 1 month ago
@HaiDoggie Wow, i recognized the joke but I didn't know from where until I googled it. Blast from the past lol.
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
A young boy to a proffessor: what would happen if gravity ceased to be? The Proffessor answered with one simple world... Bang. Or as I would explain it the electromagnetic force would blast all particles away from eachother at hyperspeed and we will after a while end up with nothing but a vacuum of particles spaced so far away from eachother that nothing will ever react again.
livedandletdie 1 month ago
@livedandletdie Except for the strong force, the weak force, and electromagnetism would still be in effect... We just wouldn't have orbits anymore, and non-solids may fall apart. The attraction between water molecules for example is not because of gravity, but rather from magnetism. Gravity is actually several magnitudes weaker than electromagnetism. Also, gravity has near nothing to do with things reacting to each other, HCl is just as potent to iron in the vacuum of space as it is on Jupiter.
awesomewithbacon 1 month ago
@livedandletdie Gravity is simply the shape of space-time. So if by no gravity you mean no bending, then large structures would dissolve, but for the most part elements would stay in tact as there is no link between gravity and the electromagnetic/strong/weak forces. But if by no gravity you mean no space-time, well....there wouldn't be anywhere for the bang to happen.
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
@heroclix0rz Gravity is the shape of spacetime? I thought gravity shapeS spacetime.
Gytax0 1 month ago
@Gytax0 Yes and no. Gravity is not a field the way electromagnetism is. So it's not that large masses pull on other masses. It's that large masses bend space-time causing other masses to be affected and kind of "roll" along the "slant" that is created. So gravity IS the shape of space time. Without the bend, there would be no effect imposed by gravity. A good explanation can be seen if you google: "Nova The Fabric of the Cosmos: What Is Space?".
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
@heroclix0rz Well, if there's a massive object, its gravity will distort the spacetime. If there's no massive object, spacetime remains flat. And if it remains flat, that doesn't mean that the shape 'flat' was formed by gravity.
Gytax0 1 month ago
@Gytax0 What do you mean "its gravity" will distort space-time. Where is its gravity coming from? We know it has mass, and we know the large mass distorts space time which causes objects to move differently through the space creating the illusion of a "gravitational force." Also, you're about to make me talk about the higgs field now lol. Basically, mass is also a sort of illusion.
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
@heroclix0rz Massive object will distort the spacetime because of gravitational field produced by it. If spacetime was gravity it would be silly to say that massive object distorts gravity.
Gytax0 1 month ago
@Gytax0 An object doesn't "emit" a gravitational field the way it seems you think it does. Go research Einstein's general theory of relativity or just watch that Nova video I mentioned.
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
@heroclix0rz I am really not interested in spending my time watching pop-science shows or films, sorry. I also lack the required background in Mathematics and physics in order to grasp Einstein's theory of general relativity.
Gytax0 1 month ago
@Gytax0 I'll admit, the Brian Greene Nova videos can be a little goofy at times, but they do have some good visualizations to help put things in perspective.
heroclix0rz 1 month ago
lol. why are all these jokes about chemistry?
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Would you like some sodium bromate(I)? Na BrO.
grande1899 1 month ago
Have you all heard the joke about Sodium? Na.
salamisumo2 1 month ago
When I was in Morocco I sat in a cab with fellow physics students. And cabs can be real shabby over there. When we noticed the fuel gauge was flipping from empty to full continuously one of us remarked "we're driving on quantum fuel".
GLANL 1 month ago
@GLANL Schroedinger's fuel?
TehOrkyMan 1 month ago
what's the name of the woman in blue? Her physique is impressive. Plz tell me!
xBl00dBrothersX 1 month ago
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "How much for a drink?"
The bartender says "For you, no charge!"
casadejoey 1 month ago 66
@casadejoey The proton says to the neutron: "I believe that those pesky electrons keep circling us..."
The neutron says: "Are you sure?"
The proton replies: "I'm positive!"
...
I'll be off then...
aptspire 1 month ago 5
@casadejoey im a neutron and i find that racest >:c
PaperDragon3OO 1 month ago
@casadejoey You win!
DraskyVanderhoff 1 month ago
@casadejoey Yeah, I loved this Fallout 3-Robot too! :]
DonGuzmann 1 month ago