The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Spoof) - The 400-Year-Old Virgin

[ImJustChance]

That was pretty fucking awesome.

[imgoincrazyforutube]

LOLOLOL :)

[simsrockxx]

lol

[ToxicArabian]

@memebinki The vampires are supposed to look young, read the book properly!

[bella61000love]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jessicaaa1268]

Bella's lines were the best(;

[D33ZY1990]

Lmao that was toooo funny

[Karin4ikaL]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  love it! xD

[pokemonoriginal1]

hahah! that was great!

[MistyMorningKristy]

I saved you from fucking Volchuck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I burst out laughing at that xD!!!

[kittylover788788]

wanna no how i no ur gay???? u bith want bella

[fivequotes]

I have saved this channel and I really plan on visiting the site in the next few days.

[Misscrazyangel1]

you know how i know your gay. you made this video

[rachielovesya]

you know how i now your gay CAUSE YUR BOTH DOOUCHE BAGS

[ALICELOVERable]

They are really dume/stuped,ubgly,idoit

[Toonklink99]

@ALICELOVERable wow....you spelt all those words wrong and you're calling THEM dumb

[DarkAngelOfTorture]

@ALICELOVERable lolwut?

[AxolotlsAreCuteLol]

@ALICELOVERable Do you mean dumb/stupid, ugly, idiot?

[Rythmbot]

Damn. Who is the actress who played Bella??

[kleinmjk]

that dude sounds like ben affleck

[MiZonaTrendy]

Damn Jacob

[xXxlilianaxXx]

The last 2 lines were the best lol



[memebinki]

EDWARD IS REALLY 109 YEAR OLD IN TH BOOK AND MOVIE BUT HE LOOKS 17

[0ThatCostsMoney0]

@memebinki really? I didn't know -_____-

[WilandTarafan]

Ok the Bella and Jacob in this video are hater than the people in the video and I love the Volchok and Sharkboy reference

[23lovekitties]

@vancey13 lol I did

[vancey13]

WHO ELSE UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE SHARK BOY!!! 

[XxxSuper123]

Know what I noticed? Edward called Jacob a "glistening bitch" that's not his line. Lol.

[TobyJoelCornish1234]

You want to know how I know you two are gay? you didnt fuck bella (:

[DominationVideos]

This video is bullshit. That Bella is actually hot!

[VBasstardo]

@DominationVideos ahaha

[frenchiebear101]

even the jacob in this video is hot!! :D

[OsoGP]

that bella is actually hot!

[devilsdaughterify]

XD

[fsgtjohnson]

Jacob: Know I know how you're gay?

Edward: How

Jacob: You sparkle in sunlight!

[itsmejunky]

did she say "im going to go fuck the black guy with the drugs"?

[harmoniousanarchy]

@itsmejunky dreads i think(:

[MissyIsabel967]

@itsmejunky she said dreads

[XxxSuper123]

@itsmejunky dreds. laurent's braids,

[shellybelly1121]

Why is Bella hot as shit???

[nick61729]

she's fucking hot dude

[IPUKEKITTINS]

They should replace the real characters O.o

[AbernathyCreed]

I fucking love you two!!!

[BananaAndPatAreBFFS]

That was gay...

[zabimaru1593]

Is it me or does that guy look like Ryan Reynolds?

[remmiliciousbaby]

lmfao



[Director42196]

You know how I know your gay? Because you disliked this video.

[DarknessRises]

wait, edward called jacob a glistening bitch, WHAT IS GOING ON, WEREWOLVES SPARKLE?

[Dotje4ever]

I personally think that this jacob is hotter than taylor laughtner.

[ltn1999]

DAMNIT FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DIDNT THEY HIT THAT MAN FUCK I WOULD OF OMFG FUCK THEM THEY SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT INTO PORN LOL

THUMB THIS IF U AGREE THAT, THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PORN.

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

This was fucking funny :D

[lolipoplover202303]

Am i the only one that noticed Edwards WHITE ass legs?!?! Lol

[bddblade]

That's a hot slut.

[moonpaw221]

Underworld!! XD 

[SqwishyKitty]

He's only lifting 26 lbs. xD

[annalagerstrom]

The first time that there aren't top comments about how hot the girl is.

[NewSkoolKings99]

She should have played bella, :) cause DAMN!!!!! And im a girl. But she s hot

[daisybell4]

Omg... that part at the end was SO true!!!!! O.O

[LaurenBabes118]

He's better looking than Taylor Launter D:

[iNadiin337]

@LaurenBabes118 no he's not.

[Spiderwebmex]

THAT is one hot Bella

[IBroughtTheHorizon23]

I'm gonna go fuck the black guy with the dreads, what's his name?

[RGRCKS101]

haha that was so funny

[PurpleLoversMK]

'what are you lookin at sharkboy'



[Maryhernedez]

thats a fuckin lie at least put the real one on gosh it wasent funny okay!!!!!!!!!!!

[Burntherope11]

Lol shark boy that movie was terrible

[serenitykemeia]

That was pretty fucking funny. Great job

[Babydodyable]

@annoyingsquirt haha it's a reference to the movie 40 year old virgin ;)

[XxCQwarriorWarLordxX]

dd

[XxCQwarriorWarLordxX]

lol can we start a foursome lol

[smoshwatcher100]

@RedLovesM5 yep me noticed :)

[bellabuns10]

this is so dumb

[annoyingsquirt]

lol edward isn't 400 years old u ding-dong

[avatarfunnodo]

why the vampire diaries isnot mentioned?

[Ittybittypurple]

Bella was acctually pretty

[CuteArielXOX]

@Ittybittypurple She was always pretty. Just "girl I see everyday" pretty instead of these spray painted barbies.

[TarantulaX2010]

thahs some bull shit i thougn they were going to do a least fake fight or something

[2GreenBlue]

That gave me 2 hour boner wtf

[gogoashtree]

Epic endding

[SunriseAtMidnight1]

I save your ass from fucking Volchuck. HAHAHAHA! I fell out of my chair!

[WolfHowlX]

That bella was HOT!!!!!!!!

[xaiverslova12]

You want to know how I know you two are both gay?I looked it up on Wikipedia. (;

[bewwagirl101]

@xaiverslova12 well wikipedia sucks dick

[dictatinghobo]

how dare you make fun of BATMAN superman is ok but not BATMAN

[Neku9J]

Damn, I would of helped her out and more!

[Ilovemydoglucas]

Lol I love this!!!

[thetoriandsarahshow]

jacob: u wanna no how i no ur gay?

edward: cuz i wont f*** bella.

jacob:yeah ur a 400year old virgin LMFAO

[ghostfacekilla666]

lol it's so obvious, when u ask *wanna know how i know ur Gay?* and they respond how? that means there gay and how do u know, lol

[EPICindaface]

Funniest. Thing. Ever. :)



[IamSomethingNew]

Omg shes hot!!

[Raige009]

if you pause at 2:31 Edward has that "Edward Look" on his face XD

[Mikiyasuno]

Bella is so HOT. :)

[ana9794]

Now this is real comedy!!

[0nsneverocity0]

omg shes not that hot...everyone shut up.

[anoukwakely]

chhhh!!!!auuwwww!!!

[kikyxy]

lol... this is so much better than the real movie! edward is not so stuck up and jacob does not look like a kid!! i love this :D

[mothafockerjk214]

1:09 wen u pause it, u can tell edward has make up on!!! lol

[lizziemoonqueen]

really crap but really funny at the same time



[NewSkoolKings99]

Cause i wont fuck bella . . LOL ............. But seriously . . . DAMN! Im a girl but DAMN!!!!!!!!!! She is so much HOTTER then the actual bella. where was this girl during casting???

[blizzardx23x]

damn, she is 100x hotter than Bella

[fuckyooup55]

She is WAY hotter than the real Bella

[memrocks22]

Haha, now teen wolf is a show.

[twirler2016]

love this and twilight 

[smooy1000]

LOL the best part is Bella's. I like this parody. :)

[gummybear338]

hahaha the jacob in the video started lifting waits right when the bella walked in lol

[ThemOldaBoys]

@gummybear338 That's quite obvious enough.

[VortexofSouls]

EPIC! :D

[jodiee707]

edwards muscle compared to jacobs:')

[jrswordfish1]

Skip to 2:02 for the babe

[MyPetZombie5]

2:33 haha thumbs up if u get that!

[ClavedeFa0]

2:52 rawr

[lolipoplover202303]

Jacob: U know how i know ur gay? Edward:No i don't... Jacob: Because every time Blade comes on you get a two-hour boner!! Edward: That does NOT make me gay!!

Lolx! Oh classic!

[lolipoplover202303]

Huh i never knew Batman swung like that. ???!! WTF?! Lol

[kenzieroxmusic]

tht was awesomely halariusly GAY!

[sharareeves1]

omg that jacob guy is so hot :)

[NurMiraZ]

This is stupid. And both the guys are not hot.

[lluuvvuu]

jacob U-G-L-Y!!!

[funnygurl82]

edward look very ugly

[MegaRuneking]

sounds like thr having sex at 0:44 - 0:51

[Gordingracht]

Lmao all the way

[TheAvisbabe]

Omg! luvd it!!! almost died!

[Imakeitcool15]

My dad works at Denny's :( LMFAO

[CarmelLax15]

i figuratively laughed my ass off

[meheeer]

thumbs up

[ZombiLady16]

1. Edward isnt 400 years old and 2. that Bella looked like an addict.

[TheSteven136]

where does three shade get all these hot ass girls!?!?!

[RoseKicks]

You know how you're gay?

Because I won't fuck my girlfriend.........

You're a 400 year old virgin.

Fuck my life...

[BAMelodies]

anyone else happy about the sharkboy ref

[amazingnothingness]

I love how Edward Cullen has huge holes in his pants and he portrays Cal in 40-Year Old Virgin.

[killcybering2]

oo he used Ken ultra

[TheBananas0909]

lol why does edward call jacob sparkling?

[andeeliciousful]

the 'wanna know how your gay?' got really old:/

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

damn bella is maddd hotttttt in this video. Wish she did porn...

[iloveyou1997jd]

what are u LOOKING at SHARK BOY !!!

ahhh good times

[sixcubematt]

you should have done beavis and butthead voices if you wanted your stupid video worth watching..hahaha

[breeendiux]

HAHA "You`re a fucking vampaire How does that creep you out?" LOVE IT <3

[zlee415]

I should have been the part of jacob. lol. I constantly am told "Hey, you know you look like that guy from twilight. uhmm, that guy. Me: Jacob. Them: Yeah, that guy you look like him, just skinnier."

[wolvesveil]

love the end

hiss!

awwooooo!

[MissZebraStripes]

Jacob:u know how i know ur gay Edward cause i wont fuck bella

[rhiaanbaby]

@MissZebraStripes

You heard that, too!?!?

[MsKissa21]

I'm gonna go f***  that guy with the dreds. What's his name?!? XD

[dplover94]

You know how I know you're gay? You were in Psycho Ward, Eugene... And as you said, service tunnels are your specialty :)

[134Puppylover]

Ahahaha. Died of laughter.

[ThatGirlWithPinkHair]

whats his name? :P

[PoutingXEvoke]

now if Bella looked like that, I'm sure twilight would have a lot more fans... ;D

[soscene666]

Lmao "fuck my life"

[CapslockLee]

Is this a parody of the movie "40-year-old virgin"?

[AJuciyCowgirl]

Hahahhah shark boy xDDD

[maceyshane16]

ummmmm whats with the pants??

[JaspersSuperGirl16]

lmfao edward isnt four hunder only a hunder and nine lol

[dodgifiedpeople]

bella: what are u lookin at, sharkboy?

lol

[triniboy2007]

SHE IS SO FUCKIN HOT!

[musicgirl0166]

edward is gay because he sparkles in the sun

[Wickedprincess1000]

BROMANCE!

[memrocks22]

"hey Jake do u know how I know how your gay? You won't fuck my daughter renesmee. Love your video!!!

[amgarcia9]

Haha she's gonna fck Bob Marley..

[NettaaNaee]

haha , your dudes are so fucking immature . let her be beautiful without yalls fagot comments about how yall want to fuck her. take your ass off youtube & get craiglist !

[knevares]

DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTES!

[CherryBlossom0089]

400 year old virgin!!!

LOLs

[thrivingivory234]

omg sooo funny :)

[93Sheck09Love11]

shes too pretty to be bella.

[antman61919]

jacob looks like a younger wolverine

[annabeth626]

@sillygilly98 U ARE SO RIGHT

[superfe73]

hahaha u know how i know ur gay edward:cos i wont f*@$k bella

[skfeen12345678]

Edward and Jacob would make a hot couple! :)

[crymeariver34]

Might i jsut say that This Jacob Is SO MUch Fawking hotter >:]

[sillygilly98]

You shoulda said this Jacob to Edward: Wanna know how I know your gay!? Edward: HOW!?! Jacob: BECAUSE YOU SPARKLE!

[93Sheck09Love11]

@sillygilly98 I was half expecting them to say that lol