Jarhead: The F*cking Short Version

[woo1693]

Its funny because when they were supposed to shoot one of the republican guard officer, they crawl quietly, while the officer just barges in while bringing a lawn chair that they are going to use an airstrike

[MuleMan14]

I havent watched this since 2007, still as fucking funny as then

[Dulxeboy]

...... what the fuck?..... lol

[shadowhound700]

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,......I pissed myself...., fuck, fuck" AHAHAH

[markman2176]

this has more swear words that a angry kid on xboxlive

[dwbmb]

Why to f*** did you add that black bars? Why? Tell me one simple reason why to add black bars to widescreen video to make it 4:3 being played in widescreen window. Just one.

[XSmexyMoogleX]

hilarious.

[milmail6426]

My dad said this movie had too much swearing... I say "Fucking fagget man lets watch it again!" :D

[Jazzmetalrocknroll]

that about sums it up.

[MrBamboo619]

hahah the progressive guy say fuck lol

[ff2paladin]

anyone get a count?

[coolboy56574]

@ff2paladin 278 "fucks" were used during this film.

[Fanofcartoons1994]

So this movie becomes a black comedy rather than a serious drama?

[thetubewithin]

@Fanofcartoons1994 I always saw it as slightly comic tbh

[TheSlermal]

Shit motherfucker, that was fuckin' fuck.

[YABOIVASQUEZ]

at 3:17 I could have swear he said "SUCK MY FUCKING FIVE!" LMAO

[DKiZE4]

freak

[666malakas]

i like the part when they say F***

[zukofan2]

IT'S HIS FUCKING FUCK!

[MrAtlantasfinest]

2:10-2:32 could be a legitimate scene

[JBdeneen]

well fuck

[icantfindausernameee]

lol

FUCK. THAT. SHIT. - Jamie Fox

[SkilledCpt1]

I like the part when they said fuck

[migmusicworld]

hahahah Jamie Foxx HEY HEY HEY, watch your mouth i dont need your fucking attitude - the best his lines are the funniest.

[Charliescene93]

0:27 - 0:30 was amazing

[djwescombe]

well i have more important things to do like playing with my balls

[M16rickytick]

You missed two fucks. 1) PT in NBC suits. 2) When Tony jerks off to his gf's pic

FUCKING FUCK

[M16rickytick]

fuck

[22thejew]

@M16rickytick i was actually about to write that unti i saw you beat me to it

[JWA800]

1:21

[TheTurtlest]

i pissed myself :( 2:38



[Iceburg344]

this is the greatest every time someone asks me why this is my favorite movie i just send this to them

[3runrulez]

fuck fuckidy fuck!

[LaxBeest]

fuck. that was fuckin good

[REDSCOUT3]

@0:30 ---> Motherfucker!!!!!

[GaryisaRoach]

i pissed myself FUCK!

[jarrett420bud]

i was just about to watch it but this sums it up pretty good

[Lokiwho]

Mother fucking ricky tick

[TheJFRESHH]

I like the bit where they say fuck

[XcOm012345]

wow, I have this movie and I would have sworn that they didnt swear all that much....obviously I am wrong. Lolz

[TheUnseenghost1234]

@XcOm012345 how could you hate this movie is it because theres not enough action well it never was ment to be filled with action

[Randallion13]

i counted 218 fucks and shits.

[NamelessSolider]

Fuck...

[Frazzle1122]

yeh boi 1000 th like

[nukedURbrwni]

i like how you added "..........i pissed myself..." hahaha

[AurorasWake]

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO....LIKE PLAY WITH MY BAWLZ

[JARD538]

I counted 250 roughly

[Kolashov]

stupid fucking movie

[fanuvgod1]

Fuckin' Marines.



[xDangerMouse95x]

0:14 Door slowly opens "What the fuck?" Lol

[bob46472]

FUCK!!!

[BlackOpsSerogate]

fuck

[100Lavender]

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

[Blueangelvmfa122]

I didn't realize how many times that movie said duck til now XD

[oOUniameOo]

I find this.... surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

[stick1000]

@oOUniameOo Why do you think I made it?

[victorrain]

@oOUniameOo That calls for a field fuck

[batman53092]

Fuck 19 sizzle dick mothafuckas

[BKswagRapper]

i like the part when he says fuck :)

[UnluckyShamrock13]

you missed the part where Psychs tells Swaffered that if he doesn't pick it up he's gona shoot him in the fuckin' foot

[SABER624]

I'll take the fuckin' pills...and a year later, my asshole will turn inside out and start FUCKIN TALKIN TO ME!

[rtm1137]

3 and a half minutes of that, lmao

[sparten357117]

FIELD FUCK!!!

[19putte92]

hehe i like the part when he said "fuck"!

[ghanga420]

0:14  "what the fuck? o.0" lmao

[revngeWAR]

Fuckin faggot man lets watch it again!

[revngeWAR]

I like the part where they said fuck.

[Crazymongo1]

fuck fuck fuck ... i pissed myself ... xDDD

[speedking999]

I like the part when there's no "fuck"

[datonedude000]

i pissed myself

[zachchaffee]

Fuckin faggot man, lets watch it again!



[davidmikko]

"You have been taught, 'thou shalt not kill', but here this. FUCK THAT SHIT"

[rubynaruto33]

0:30 the song of this scene..??

[dannydeathstrike]

@rubynaruto33 its called "flight of the valkeries" its from Apocalypse now

[rubynaruto33]

@dannydeathstrike thank :)

[banealcz2]

I don't even know why i watched the original 2 hour or whatever...When it's all in these 3 and a half mins ... :D

[tazkar3]

It's a good thing fuck sounds like fuck.

[UnkhoOw]

i like the part when he sais Fuck (:

[07poopballs]

fuck 1 fuck 2 fuck 3 fuck 4 fuck 5 fuck .....10000

[meanmarine85]

best fuckin movie review yet

[PartyTower]

1:22

[Goggetto11]

FUCK, FUCK, FUCKIN, SHIT FUCK, FUCKIN... FUCK!!!!!!

[stick1000]

@Goggetto11

Indeed.

[superjoost40]

LOL

[oohrah1996]

wow

[stick1000]

@oohrah1996 Glad you dug it. Show your friends.

[stick1000]

@oohrah1996 You were watching 1:22 ??

[oohrah1996]

@stick1000 what?

[Dexiz117]

The fucking fuck count its over 9'000!! D:

[powerthebone]

fuck

[stick1000]

@powerthebone Indeed, Sir.

[stick1000]

@US1969DODGEChargerRT Indeed, sir. Indeed.

[SANHEDRIN666]

Fuck!!! where the fuck is the fucking subtitles?, cant fucking understand a fucking word theyre fucking saying

[stick1000]

@US1969DODGEChargerRT I'm not sure. Yeah it's a sweet sample. I think it's just Orchestral Score from the film itself. Its certainly not a track I have. srry :(

[vampireheart26]

whoa this videos said "fuck" more times then when i started talking to black people =o

[stick1000]

@vampireheart26 Clever. Yeah, those BPs can be quite loquacious

[wtazeke]

i laugh for 3 and half mins when i watch this video everytime

[stick1000]

@wtazeke Thats what I wanted to do. Thank you!!!

[pmhector1]

I hope Brenttheintern finds this video.

[basser159]

Fucking fagget man let's watch it again xD

[TheKnightly66]

Bieber my balls FUCK

[compendos]

This movie is now '+ 21year' Rated due to all the fucking

[sshhitrollsdownhill]

you missed when that whore said "who's fucking around now brian?"

[airplanepimp1103]

@sshhitrollsdownhill no its there

[sshhitrollsdownhill]

@airplanepimp1103 oh i overlooked it because it didn't say the whole phrase oh well

[gekko434]

@sshhitrollsdownhill yep, that one definitly is hardcore too...

[cloudgirl150]

I fucking love this!

[aman803]

opening song?

[hiUjerkOFF]

@aman803 Jesus walks kanye west

[michaelRedd22fan]

...did anyone count...

[snapsondeck16]

what in the FUCK! LMFAO

[snapsondeck16]

what in the FUCK! LOFAO

[lora5627]

2:05 hahahaaha that country motherfucker's voice..

[Danielhsv0]

Do more Short Versions please....Godfather or Scarface?

[Danielhsv0]

About 350 Fucks!

[ils33keril]

2:54 is the best fuck

[ils33keril]

...i pissed myself

[letwit]

fuck

[concussion313]

a whole 3 and a half minutes of fucks

[HamdiOmar]

What's the name of the song when they are in the oil fields?

[bmroczyk]

what is the name of first song?

[jensypoops]

@bmroczyk  Jesus walks - kanye west

[koraythealtas]

At 2:38

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck....... I pissed myself.... Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck LOL

[cda115]

fucking faggot lets watch it again!!!!

[searchengines4fun]

Fuck 18 people

[slapshooter101]

@searchengines4fun Fuck 19 people

[shofer94]

I FUCKING love this

[AirSquirrel1]

The Bible says "Thou shall not kill" - But hear this: Fuck. That. Shit.

[NB93RSK]

that was fucking shit!

[owen0303]

fuck

[Snake1590]

You almost see the whole movie, just by seeing the ''fuck'' scenes xD

[AirMover49]

holy fuck.

[renato037]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[nirvanafrik]

The term fuck, is often used in Iraq.

[Welther47]

This fucking shit is fucked up!

[12borick]

I fuckin fuck the fuckin shit fuckin you and i fuckin shit that fuckin shit...

[Rangerleadtheway44]

fuck fuckidy fuck

[entenfickenodersowas]

ahahhahahha

thanks stick1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boothinator1]

FUCK FUCK  FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUKIN COCK SUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKERS

[Stormybabe17]

FUCK. THAT. SHIT

[deathcube35]

Fuck fuckin FUCK!

[000WOLFBANE000]

stfu stfu stuf

[bigredonedday]

who knows what the song is?

[victorrain]

@bigredonedday Which one?

[bigredonedday]

@victorrain the one that goes bow bow bow bow BOW bow bow

[victorrain]

@bigredonedday What's the time count on the video when it plays?

[bigredonedday]

@victorrain it starts around 0:01 and then comes back on at 3:19

[victorrain]

@bigredonedday JESUS WALKS by Kanye West

[potterscotter]

lame movie

[iamturdrocket87]

"You've all been taught 'Thou shalt not kill' but hear this: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!"

[amppanus1]

how much fu*k ???

[1kirbtastic1]

i think you missed a few fucks... :]

[akonftthug]

I take the fucking pills and a year later my asshole turns inside out and starts talking to me FUCK!

[MrNeyus]

great.... another way to make human more dumber by manipulating them with cusses and swear words.

I liked this movie a lot though. Its deep

[littlecopeman]

Yay through i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil. because i am the BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER in the GOD DAMN valley. best line of the movie

[justin22619]

mommy,they say fuck way too fucking much,Fuuuck!

[mastergradeone]

it should be called Fuckhead

[finalfantasyst]

FIEEELD FUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUCK

[cwj415]

i have more important things to do like uhh...play with my bAWLZ

[TheCrazySweed]

FIELD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK­!!!!!

[SemperFiUSMC]

It would have been sweeter if at the very end you put Jamie Foxx saying "I thank God for everyday he gives me in the Corps.....OORAH"

[monsterbikeroot]

i finally cracked at the subtitle part :-)

[somejarhead]

what the fuck?

[ZoKeeper]

Fuckin fuckin fuck fuck fuckin fuck fuckin fuck fuckfuck fuckin fucking fuckin fuck... I pissed myself ...fuckin fuck fuck fuckin fuckin

Aah I love Jake gyllenhaal

[cyberqhost]

Fuck? FUCK.. THAAAAA SHIAAAAT

[aarontheairsofter]

fuck this u fucking fuck 

[juju52291]

this movie kicks fuckin ass

[bthomas11986]

Hey hey, watch your mouth I don't need that fuckin attitude.

[DemonicTy65]

Fuck Fuck on a Fuck!

[engage7632]

PLAY WITH MY BALLS