Ninja Terminator Trailer

[SamanthaxLove96]

i dont no y but this makes me laugh sooo much lmao!! XD

[odinmp5]

just finished watching.  waooooooo this was my favorite film when i was 8 years old.

[ChevalierAguila]

I think richard harrison is a pretty cool guy, he has a garfield phone and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

[greensinge]

They don't make em like this anymore

[CloneOfJoster285]

What's the song playing at the part where the chick is being attacked by the crabs?

[superhanky2]

there anymore ninja terminator movies?

[CliffTheMeerkat]

The triangular force will exist no more!

[Ultrisound]

The Ninja Terminator vs Ozzie Osborn, a battle for the ages.

[fenriz218]

I miss the days when truely EPIC films were made!

All people go on about these days is crap like Dark Knight, Avatar, 300 ... sad times!

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

@ironman1481

I still watch it to this day and I experience something new every time.

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

What's the name of the film again?

[detonadoman]

Wow i hear Jaspion music! wtf?

[vxbinaca]

@detonadoman artist/song please?

[detonadoman]

@vxbinaca Jaspion is an old metal hero show from japan that was really famous here in brazil the music used on 1:41 is the battle song of that show

[vxbinaca]

@detonadoman Thanks man, got a link?

[detonadoman]

@vxbinaca srry no, i tried searching myself and couldnt find it

[MrAnimeking18]

@koreanmeatball they can also mystically teleport into their hands also :O

[lbaeza]

"That's my ninja star....

AND THIS IS YOURS!!!" XD

[KoreanMeatball]

Swords come with fire extinguishers now?

[WinglessRain]

He threw a little knife at a crab!

[IrrepressibleGuile]

who needs drugs when you have movies like this. I think this movie could make me high with all those jumps, back flips and crazy sound effects..just pure awesome.

[MiniraShine]

I HEAR METAL HEROES MUSIC

[vxbinaca]

@MiniraShine name of song? please?

[MiniraShine]

@vxbinaca

at 1:44, its music by Michiaki Watanabe, from the show Space Sheriff Sharivan. I do not remember the name of the track. But that's where it's from. It plays a lot during the fight sequences in the Different Dimension battles.

[Clllllllllllllll]

white guy ninja #FAIL

[OCHIDOKOTE]

Fuck ninja assasin this is true ninja movie!!!!!!!!

[snakes3425]

Wait a second, this isn't the Ninja Terminator I found in my basement

[RattyRandnums]

1:11 to 1:24 Ninja stars - the most unsafe business cards ever.

[6525986]

one of the best movies ever!!!!!and yes it changed my life too!!!!!!now i can work.i can rise my children! thank you ninja terminator!!!!

[RamzaSilverburg]

This movie took my virginity. AND I LOVED IT.

[Strideo1]

That's why they couldn't kill John Conner! They didn't use ninja terminators!

[thescunk]

ROFL, fucking PEGS the crab w/ a ninja star

[daiklaive]

Ninja Terminator! Ninja Sword! Ninja Star... Ninja... Eyeliner?!

[GoldenDevil777]

Bought this dvd a few years back.After 10 minutes of viewing,the dvd was ejected and thrown across the living room.Anyone thinking about watching this total turd of a movie needs to first look at the clip of the messenger robot.Yep its a run of the mill cheap plastic motorized toy bought at the local dollar store.

[skcusnosliw]

@GoldenDevil777

you have nosense of humour

[GoldenDevil777]

@skcusnosliw on the contrary I laugh at almost everything but alas some turds are just turds and the smell overpowers the satire

[Doofball3]

This looks like a must watch o.O awesome!

[rorydog02]

i want steamed crabs

[suaveyobi]

I fuckin love the crabs!

[mpempee]

is it bad that I just bought this from ebay :|

[ghossler]

hate the voice of the dude who is talking through out the trailer -_- and movie sucks 2:P

[Rohv]

Rule number 1 when fighting a ninja. Always do a back-flip when starting a duel.

[sithjack]

God it sucks to be a red ninja, dude died like three times in the trailer alone. You think they'd just buy new clothes at that point.

[Squad2ND]

"Listen to me, traitor... you've got 3 days in which to return the Golden Ninja Warrior! Or else you die!"

[GilbertsV1]

So bad, it's FN good !!!

[Primetome]

What the fuck was up with the car chase scene???

[Stalin777RUS]

Fucking shit!!!

[smalltownman73]

This must be the dumbest ass ninja movie ever made!

[flickeries]

Those handheld explosive pellets are EXPENSIVE to make and very volatile, I would not carry one of those if I am a frontline combatant who has to pull acrobatic moves and use them at the same time.

Backfl-BOOM!

Plus they don't really hurt to be honest, unless thrown right into the face.

[ThereWillBeSpaghetti]

My favorite part was when they mentioned high technology. I can see it clear as day. Avatar (not the Airbender one) has nothing on this. Nothing.

[hugeackman]

they should have a little disclaimer saying "only to be shown in prisons as a form of punishment."

[muttonexpert99]

This,quite simply, layed the foundations for modern cinema. A defining period in the history of film and a true triumph for Godfrey Ho and his perfect depiction of a no expense spared masterpiece

[DomnioEffect]

"Right, its my ninja star. THIS IS YOURS!!!": Best quote ever

[theshitpiece]

the first 8 seconds made me think that this was a star wars trailer

[bushcrap2019]

@theshitpiece The director said its intentional, yes, they stole it from hollywood movies.

[MrJaguarWong]

They just don't make films like this anymore. Forget your academy awards faggotry, retarded blue aliens or other such nonsense.

Godfrey Ho was a true visionary, if you have not done so you need to watch this film now.

[bushcrap2019]

@MrJaguarWong I hope you are joking, i was one of his students, he is a very down to earth and humble man, but far from visionary.

[autobot1011]

all time classic trash.

[GaaraGoth666]

Lol this shit, is so stupid, yet so freaking funny!

[tattaLaPiratta]

Red Ninja gets the Star in his ass...

Holly NO! in his focking neck! 2:21

[weekevypeepants]

i bought this in a second hand shop for 50p.....looks fantastic can't wait. still don't think it will be as good as shogun assassin for pure genius one liners and incredible cheese

[flyworld3]

NINJA IS SUPREME!

[hajdut2004]

urocze

[navylaks2]

Was this before ore after James Camerons The Terminator in 1984 with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[hustletv]

@navylaks2

after (1986)

[tattaLaPiratta]

well it seems that Ninja TERMINATOR was shown in 1985... holy shit... ^^

[Hacks98]

at 1:46 he misses a punch.

[RattyRandnums]

1:31

[roblanco]

This is distilled pure AWESOME in a can.

[fenriz218]

YES it is!

I watched this flick uncountable times over the last 20 years - and really have no idea WHY! Simply awesome, aweful-awesome stuff!

[0m]

GODFREY HO

[0m]

this is like an inconceivably important, devastatingly violent mega-blast of awesome, i can't even handle it

[hypercatjohn]

Pure ultimate mega hyper

[Writersblock39]

Should've made one called Ninja Backflip...that's all they do.

[HotaruZoku]

Is that...Star Wars in there at the start?

[das81]

killing crabs?, awfull dialogue like "these my star, this si yout star", cheesy uniforms, and Richard Harrison with a moustache!?.

Wow, this was my childhood!?

[riff1]

what's a ninjer?

[yw181080]

could someone upload the movie?

[punipunipunisher]

THIS SCREEN

[MEKON17]

epic film. Worth it if just for the garfield phone

[ChevalierAguila]

Epic greatness of uncanny greatness.

[HollyGoesArgg]

omg! i watched this at like 4 in the morning on google video. it's one of the single most glorious movies i've ever seen.

[bawacus53]

That guys birthday party was gay cause it was full of moshers i bet. Dickhead, This film is well good..its better than any shit you could produce you dirty sket. The technology used is better than you.

[01Parky]

My mates got me this for my 18th birthday lol we honestly couldnt make any sense of what was goin on, yet it is the greatest film ever created. Bruce Stallion ftw

[artuhro]

wtf dude¿

[br00talStoa]

noooo! not the crab! nooooo!

[RadicalUsername]

Are those dudes in some way famous? Cuz they don't look like it to me. They might as well have used an all Asian cast cuz theres no way the white dudes are in the fight scenes anyway... It would remove some of the humor but I'm just saying :D

[dudeyy399]

lol u know those white guys in ninja outfits arent really fight, they had stunt guys doing all the work.

[Vietcong101]

I love this movie, the fights are actually pretty cool and everything else is HILARIOUSLY bad. Classic Godfrey Ho.

[harrow177]

I got it on DVD! Hilariously classic!

Jaguar Wong? Huh! Forget James Bond! lol

[paulitanpaul4]

what!! where sells godfrey ho dvds

[vxbinaca]

@paulitanpaul4 eBay

[farOandOaway]

Epic..

Thank God for 80's.

[Zohaib1]

wtf solid snake?!

[Sinister2075]

He threw a star at a crab??? LOL

[JazzzRockFuzion]

I OWN THIS MOVIE ON BETA TAPE!! I am so glad there are people out there that watch the classic Godfrey Ho/IFD Film Arts ninja movies! I own three on Beta and seven on VHS!

WORD.

[eugenespeed]

That's my ninja star!

[katsumiizumi]

those stupid american always do there gay acrobatic move that they cant use in a real fight

[blacktronone]

this is a brilliant,brilliant,brilliant movie(or two movies really).I can't recommend it and its partner movies highly enough.The final battle in this has to be seen to be believed.

And 'the black ninja looks like Ozzy' is the first thing I thought as well.

[bodypowr]

lol yes

[IronSaucer]

IT IS OZZY!!!!

[bodypowr]

the black ninja looks like ozzy

[bitchmaster9000]

wuts the name of the movie again?

[wolozai]

Richard i nore than 20 ninja movies

[whitetwentytwo]

the crabs in the kitchen scene is without a doubt amazing.

[delphiote]

What about the gas shooting robot toy? That seems pretty amazing. Is that what they meant by "high technology?"

[phillypimp2003]

LOL, deez niggaz throwin smoke bombs at each other and shit. One dewd shootin flames out his sleeves, and the other dewd had a fire extinguisher up his. LOL Deez niggaz is crazy!

[SparkZ1420]

is that a star wars song at the beginning?

[bbqplatypus318]

Yeah, the music at the beginning is stolen from Star Wars (without permission) and spliced together. Much like the rest of the film.

[rudley0innapropriate]

ROFL his face at 51!

[Keithed200]

Let me be the first to say this movie changed my life forever.

[Andelusion]

"heh!" - Jaguar Wong.

[r12l]

ninja terminator....ninja terminator....ninja terminator

[Sh4h33d]

Haahahahahaha, it's true!!!

How many times does the narrator need to reminds us...LOFL!!!!

[r12l]

i counted it was 6 times

[PaulWayne]

OZZY OSBOURNE NINJA

[bsloow]

Gotta love the camouflage ninja...

[dilandinho76]

best cult movie ever. had on vhs. But some bastard stole it. Haven't been able to find it anywhere. Jaguar Wong owns

[turul9]

ez kibaszott gáz

[zwazinho]

Holy Crab

[Chernigov4]

massive damage

[StyxPhobos]

I've never seen a pink Ninja until today. Can't say it would be my first choice but each to their own. :)

[everlasting123]

I have this on DVD, it's so funny and pathetic hahaha! "And I am a ninja terminator!"

[SteveTheSkorie]

I watched this, it has to be the FUNNIEST film ever!

Next time you want a comedy cos you wanna laugh, STOP! get this insted!

The man shits himself at that tiny robot at 2.30 in the trailer, and the bit with the crabs!

Its just all so ridiculus and funny!

[Alistair5787]

The announcer sounds exactly like the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past from the future. lol

[necrowizard85]

Looooooool I was just thinking the same when I read this... DAMN YOU :)

[loner901]

Christ! That music sounded so funny!

It's more racing at 2:30 at Cheltenham!

[evilTano]

Simply Amazing!

[stylesclash101]

why are all these ninjas white dudes?

Thats not a rasist question ,I just thought ninjas were from Japan. And not one ninja is Japanese.

[muskaheaney]

Tamashi and all of the loyal Ninja Empire members are Japanese (or asian at least they're probably from Hong Kong). There's only two white ones, they're the main ones though so you have a point haha. I don't know why I've made such an indepth comment.. ANYWAY WATCH IT

[jokeistman]

lmao- jhett7, a tiny robot that came out of know where.

[jhett7]

wtf was that at 2:30?

[moork401]

little toy robot lol.

[Darkkunai]

man they really turned ninja into clowns

[Barrybullshit]

My grandad bought this on dvd with 3 other ninja films for a pound! Thats right just a quid for all 4 films! He got it from a discount store in Chaple St Lenards (Skegness) called yabbadabbadoos!

[Paddymcwhoop]

yeah my mate goy the same 3 from a pound shop in derby ! madness!

[TripleHBK]

this was such a great film, I didn't expect it to be but it was awesome. And Jaguar kicked booty.

[lucasaccardo]

Godfrey Ho, the best thing that ever happened to this planet.

[fernsehen2000]

I want to get this on DVD. I have it on VHS. Does anyone know where to get it from?

[TripleHBK]

amazon have it.

[vxbinaca]

@fernsehen2000 ebay

[strikecommando7]

crab got pwned

[rondarb]

2.25. har har this is a great movie.

[badpenny64]

thats ninja 3 the domination

[WoodBlock707]

does any more member a ninja movie where this one ninja got shot by like 9 ppl then disappered in the sand and got away but before he died he got in this lady house and i guess gave her the power of the ninja and now she has to go back and i guess and kill the dudes that shot the ninja . i cant remember the name of movie and its killing me .i thought it was called warth of ninja but thats some kind of anime. not sure when it came out like early 90s or mid 90s . plezz help lol

[WoodBlock707]

i loved ninja movies to bad they dont make them any more

[ILikeJello12]

check out my ninja movie

[PGMAMustDie]

Irreperably sad.

[unkhead999]

damn i love this film,you have to watch it like 20 times to understand it, its like 2 films in one, i love the way jaguar wong is so cool. Really bad acting but something bout it makes you love it.

[TintoBrassBalls]

The Jaguar Wong character is awesome. I also like it when Richard Harrison talks to other ninjas on his Garfield the cat phone.

[therealcharliesafari]

Dude this is the greatest Ninja Trailer ever!!! I must buy it now

[times9]

lol i pickt this up.

[KonssnoK]

I got the DVD. I got it!!

[Cman995]

Gordon....the best ninja there ever was!!!!!

[Filmriss]

One of Lais best!

[majugipoo]

£1.50 from quik save.....best buy ever!!!

[AugustusOxy]

The guy doing the trailer voice over sounds like a mooninite.

[ShinobyK]

this is like an offence for an ninja :)) it is funny but so wrong to this subject

[nowahobo]

I CAN'T WAIT for this movie to come out to a theatre near me!! I'm going to go to the premier, whenever that is.

[Chforklan]

xaxa he really look like osbourne

[socorocotoc]

the military ninja and the other dude look like magnun and ozzy osbourne 0_0

[GrandPopPoplock]

Did he...just throw a Shuriken at a crab????

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puyax01]

yes he did!!!! lol I said.... what the fuck?

[seeeiii]

Same here! I just laughed my ass off for a couple of minutes there.

[fredo1070]

Jaguar Wong(Juan?) is cooler than Elvis.

[Lecktor]

-look at this!

-yes, that's my ninja star!

-Right it's my ninja star! This is yours!

[TheBogger]

klassik

[vampman87]

I saw this movie at the Asian Cinima Club... One of the crappiest movies ever made. The scenes were rushed (except the sex scenes with a girl with hairy armpits) the main good guy was a jerk,(actually, you had no idea who was the good guy!)The best fighter in the movie wore a girl's wig, and the ending made no sense at all. So bad, it's good.

[carpathianforrest]

STEAMED CRABS!!

[fastpuncher]

What was dat? An exhibition? You need emotional content! Now twy again wit meee!

[Sculpher]

Is it my imagination - or is that Omar Sharif?

[hllrch]

Those bombs are squash balls! That's budget. The sex scenes are good if you like loads of armpit hair. LOL!

[kenwei2000]

Easily the best one out of all these Godfrey Ho / Tomas Tang deals. Hwang Jang Lee in a blonde wig puts it just past "Ninja the Violent Sorceror" and "Ninja Operation: Knight and Warrior"

[swoz]

"Steamed Crabs?!"

[dirtyharry74]

I can't believe they left out the garfield phone scene!

[gokustalker]

haha this film is brilliant... there is no camera direction at all!

[schokone]

great film...i think this film exist of two diffrent films...lol

[BruceIrving]

wow.. going to buy this movie off amazon for great late night laughs

[davegarret]

lol its well worth it for that!

Hey, that parody of Columbia Pictures for ninja movies drove me nuts!