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  • hey its FLORIDA!!!

  • uncut sex scene

  • Chuck Norris once fought an elephant and sadly the elephant crashed him before he could scream.

  • Chuck Norris ? who is that ? O_O

  • The only questions I have all around is WHY???

  • Some people will never learn until they die............

  • @59Love1 but then again, who would want to live forever?

  • @igloo77881 I'm just saying dont die before your time ! you know what I mean ? like if your in your 20s.......and you got your holl life ahead of you ........unless you are suicidal thats a different story...........

  • a HOSPITAL with no anti venom. WOW my house has anti venom. And second, what is someone who has been around snakes and basically lives with them do without anti venom as a precaution. Either too confident or too stupid!!

  • I saw the show this is from, the guy milks the snakes for their venom. mess with them long enough and you WILL get bit, just a matter of time.

  • Chuck Norris is a used tampon ;-)

  • after pictures show holes everywhere....

  • Chuck Norris once fought Cthulu. Now Cthulu's just a legend.

  • Mongoose! Nuff Sed

  • good thing he didnt get bitten on the dick would a ate a basball size whole in his dick.

  • @crazyanimal187 HAHAHAHAHAHA! They have to be dumb cock suckers for messing with them anyway. Leave them alone. Folks get what they ask for!

  • LOL. If this guy was my father and he died form a snake I would attend his funeral. I can tell he is not a bloodclate Jamaican. LOL

  • Chuck norris got bit by a cobra he died after 20 seconds ... R.I.P jimmy the cobra :(

  •  guy got BALLS

  • @krinek999 you know what else has balls.....your moms mouth :D lol

  • @pascual123ish fuck you asshole fucking die you son of a bitch gay fuck

  • @krinek999 i like when ppl reply mad lol its funny to see them go off

  • @pascual123ish Lololololol

  • @pascual123ish ok...

  • live by the sword,die by the sword.

  • i fucked chuck norris, it was great, i burnt 1000 calories then had a pizza after.

  • what so it like eats your flesh like acid shit dude thats fucked

  • @baloujr *in the knee

  • I once was bit by a cobra... Then I took an arrow to the knee !!

  • @baloujr That is getting kind of old.....no offense

  • yo keep up the good work brah,there is not really anything cool to do in life like riking your life :S

  • next time play with a black guys schlong its safer

  • @TheLemonpee deadly white poison that will plant a parasite which will cause financial burden on you.

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  • Fierce snake (Inland taipan) from Australia is the most deadliest

  • 3:19

    Snake : RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!! MEH A MONATAR!!!!

    Guy: O_O

  • I'm a snake too

  • damn dude has ballz

    

  • this dosent mean youll live if you get bitten

  • I laughed at the end when the snake popped the ballon

  • david musta bn that lil baby in that other youtube video ^.^ where dat baby is laid by that toothless snake. JK

  • It was lesson for him but he did not learn. The game continues with the death until he die.

  • Chuck Norris was once bit by a snake after 2 weeks of horrible pain, the snake died.

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  • @SoCalAries First and foremost, Chuck Norris is a martial artist, and the best one in the whole western hemisphere in a long time. He's actually a very nice guy, too. I hardly think making jokes about the coolness of a talented man qualifies as absurd.

  • @Soulerous I appreciate the thoughtful response. I respectfully disagree

  • @SoCalAries Its a joke man, its a fun little meme we got where everyone thinks hes god. We know hes an actor, hell 99% of the crap he says he does may be fake for all we know. Still its a fun little saying, now calm down, shut up and if you don't got anything nice to say well stop LOOKING for the crap to be mad at.

  • @SoCalAries  Be quiet you jerk.

  • @Caribou9911 na fuck off 

  • @SoCalAries Ultraconservative is cool...Leftists are losers who advocate so-called rights of losers..Chuck Norris may not be that great an actor but being a conservative icon redeems it big time. Ditto for Ted Nugent..Suck on that hippie!

  • @bangalorebully ultraconservatives are dismantling our education system, their philosophies are completely illogical from a fiscal perspective, they worship the free market and yet have no idea what it entails. lazziez faire invariably results in the acting out of social darwinism, and these people aren't losers they're victims of a deck stacked against them since birth. maybe some are losers, but that kind of indifference toward the suffering of others is sociopathic and so are you

  • @SoCalAries I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth & I had a deck stacked against me..But I didn't complain or whine, finished my college, made my money & I'll make many times more in the years to come...& I won't like to let any Leftist dog claim a RIGHT to it...And there are millions like me..No wonder many socialist & communist "leaders" meet their brutal ends...YES IT"S SOCIAL DARWINISM....It's way better than having losers and their populist leaders leech off just people like us.

  • @bangalorebully You conservative ideologues never seem to be able to differentiate between dictatorship and communism. that's a form of govt and economy, respectively. they arent synonyms. there are several nations in europe today that employ democracy and socialism, they are extremely happy (studies have confirmed this, it's not idle conjecture), they are far wealthier per capita, and they love their govt. these are things americans cannot often say.

  • @SoCalAries I bet you think you're christian too.. Jesus would be horrified to see christians as proponents of social darwinism. You're not a follower of Jesus, just an admirer.

  • @bangalorebully There's nothing wrong with making money and nobody wants to stop anybody from earning an honest living, we only require that those that abuse their workers, consumers, tax payers and the system to pay back into it. capitalism is based off of misrepresentation and exploitation, it is a very bloody and unfair system. everyone deserves to not get fucked over by their providers, their employers and their govt. life is too sacred to tread upon

  • @bangalorebully And if you accept social darwinism, which is responsible for uncountable crimes against humanity, including the holocaust, the repression of billions, violent dictatorships, etc etc. then you have already drank the koolaid and I have no interest in wasting my time on an ideologue.

  • @SoCalAries "Wasting time"...what a joke dude!! Scroll up this page on youtube, you seem to be babbling your leftist talk for the last one week with all and sundry.HELLO!!! This is a friggin animal video..& the hippie gets started about how Chuck Norris jokes are not cool..Yeah, you sure are a busy man.Typical frothing mouth leftist loser...Bark on.I am out!!

  • @bangalorebully Degenerate

  • Chill your boner you Nazi.

  • @SoCalAries uh u mad bro, calm ur shit

  • @SoCalAries Dude are you stupid Chuck Norris once fought a bear and miraculously the bear survived!!!

  • @SoCalAries actually he is not only an actor..he is a great martial artist and served the US marine or air force (dodnt remember)

  • @SoCalAries It's all for laughs... everyone DOES know he's just an actor

  • @SoCalAries ur pretty stupid...

  • @SoCalAries you used to be a normal person.....untill you took an arrow to the knee and became a fucking retard

  • blakatron12: if u don't like the comments, don't scroll down and look at them.

  • Awww snap awesome!!!!

  • is the cobra ok?

  • Angry Cobra

  • Why does everytime I watch an untamed and uncut video the comments are always what I freaking expect you nature freaks jst shut the fuck up and if you got a problem thn y are you commenting on I swear all y'all are the same your just fucked thts exactly what you are thus man almost dies and your excuse is tht he's a dum mutherfucker jst shut the hell up y'all are jst horrible people an also hop off of natures dick it'll do whatever it wants to do if tht means being in a zoo thm so be it the ani

  • first of all this is not animal it's a reptile.

    and second, this fool shouldn't eve go to hospital if he really likes adrenalin :) lol :)

    He should just do himself a favor, play Russian roulette, much more excitement ;)

  • @lexxx666777 a reptile is a TYPE of animal. what do you think a snake is? a plant? 

  • @AcrylickTears nope

    reptile is a reptile.

    And animal is animal.

    Animal is a warm blooded.

    Meaning it cannot hibernate unlike reptile.

    Plant is neither.

    There is no way reptile is animal. It's like calling bird a bear.

    Bears too hibernate but they do not shut down their their blood flow while they hibernate unlike reptiles.

  • @lexxx666777 no, you're thinking of a MAMMAL.

    "Reptiles are animals in the (Linnaean) class Reptilia."

    see that? ANIMAL.

  • @AcrylickTears oh.

    I always thought that you cannot call reptile, animal.

    It's like calling insect reptile or animal insect.

    But i guess i'm wrong.

  • @lexxx666777 haha you're just confused. a reptile is a cold blooded animal and lays eggs. a mammal is warm blooded and has live babies. an insect is just a type of animal also.

  • @AcrylickTears

    NO WAY.

    I always thought that it's wrong to call insect and reptile animal :)

    I guess you right i'm probably wrong.

    Never liked biology, that's why i still don't know the difference.

    But hey at least i know one thing for sure that, whale is a mammal not a fish :) lol :)

    But seriously how can you call insect an animal??? For some reason i just find it very hard to grasp that concept. For me it's just doesn't seem like it's a right term to call insect animal???

  • @lexxx666777 If something is alive, and it isn't a plant, it's an animal.  Insects are just a type of animal, just like reptiles, fish, etc.

  • WHAT THE FUCK KINDA HOSPITAL DOESNT HAVE ANTI-VENOM?!?!?! Stupid ass budget cut.

  • I'm pretty sure that's not the way you're supposed to handle a snake to put it back in its box...

  • lucky he didnt bite you in the croch.

  • The snake at 3:17-3:21 could've easily just bent down and bit his arm. . .

  • who keeps a cobra in a little box u can probably get at target for like 3$ !!!! no wonder he was bit!!

  • David Weathers is a fucking moron. His idea of an "adrenaline rush" completely disrespects and puts the snakes in immediate danger.

  • that's some scary shit dude

  • HAHA , THIS IS FUNNY!!!

  • how dumb

  • I would seriously like to know why the fuck venomous snake handlers DO NOT HAVE ANTI-VENOMS AT HOME??? that's ridiculous...

  • @CassiusChrysanthe In Britain venomous snake keepers are required to purchase anti venom by law and store it at their local hospital.

  • hes telling himself hes fine minutes after he bit so he can keep himself calm if he doesnt his heartrate goes up and the venom goes through his sytem faster

  • da li si ti zdrav

  • one of my friend's uncle got bit by that snake will guess what... will her uncle got bit 2 times and he actully bleed for a while but he died

  • Snakes.......I hate snakes......

  • @bealtespip123 why?

  • @snakemast66 Oh,it was a Raiders of the Lost Ark reference. = )

  • @bealtespip123 makes sense i never liked indiana jones

  • "Untamed and Uncut" is the name of my cock.

  • Like they saying goes, "he'll tear you a new one."

  • you dont hate to be that stupid to play with a cobra -.-

  • fucking hell dude find another job

  • Hey its that guy from jackass!

  • 0:37 this guy was on 1000 ways to die

  • 3:18 Holy shit

  • I don't understand why is there a huge hole ?

  • @bluekingkongkymm Because the venom is so toxic, it quickly killed the skin cells in that area.

  • @bluekingkongkymm puncture wound from fangs

  • this guy is weird but very nice video

  • Since when did baseballs get so small?

  • @Apollyon511 lol i was thinking the same thing that hole is not as big as a baseball

  • getting bite by anaconda stay calm and sing a freaking calming song is that it?

  • locoooooooooooooooooo

  • 2:23 ... 'ok shut the fk up and save me!'

  • would smoking weed help you stay calm after a cobra bite?

  • @osamabinpawning123 haha..dude what happens is when u panic ur blood circulates way faster..the poison too circulates faster..well u can find anti venom for pretty much every poison caused by snake bites...the main thing is to not to panic....

  • @osamabinpawning123 hey it worked for me

  • I'd slap it's bitch ass.

  • Why did the authorities allow a poison snake from asia to be imported into this country???

  • does he seriously keep the snake in a little box? whats up with that?

  • Why the fuck would you drive to the hospital? It's called an ambulance, ass hat.

  • ew @that hole in his tummy

  • WTF 3:17

  • better not play with snakes just a 1 single snake in the world your penis it doesn't bite and it's not poisonous

  • More like idiot junkie. But, at least he survived.

  • classic!!!

  • Dude you need a new career the whole snake thing aint workin so got a resume??

  • time for a different job pal, lol can you say "would you like fries with that?"

  • Don't save him next time!

  • 3:18

    What the fuck!!??!?

  • It's just a matter of time before the fatal bite comes. Remember Steve Irwin?

  • Wow this video is full of hyperbole. A monocled cobra is far from the deadliest snake in the world, or the most toxic venom. And unless you are a child its not going to kill you in no 30 minutes. Even the damn 'baseball sized' hole isnt accurate!

  • adrenaline junkie or retarded thrill seeker

  • Snake skin condoms ftw!

  • i just want to remind people he didnt get this job without being bit a bunch of times

  • that is not the most venomous snake in the world or the most lethal its bull it cant kill you in 30 minutes

  • who is that cunt commentating, the worlds first surviving brain donor that is who.

  • @armandin2048 the commentator is awesome...whats your problem with him?

  • OMG! If he knew anything about snakes - or his friend or whoever it was - then he would of course know how to put the hose down into its box. - And a snake should not simply be down in a plastic box but a box made of glass or something with lights and everything! I WILL BITE HIM TOO IF I WAS THE SNAKE !
  • how retarted is he, having deadly snakes for pets, playing around with them and having no anti venom in your house.

  • The reason this happend was the snake was shedding and at th time the snake bitties him he was removing the skin from the eyes

  • please don't try this at home...

  • oh yeah just make it dramatic... "monocled cobras are the deadliest snakes in the world"..(thats not true btw.).."they are lightning fast".(thats also wrong)

    shows like that seek the fear and the hate of ppl agaist these wonderful animals. cobras defend them self, if somebody trys to stick them into a box, thats normal!

    and that action at the end with the king cobra and the rattler is stupid. if you harass venomous snakes what can't escape, they defend them self.

    ->continuation: next comment

  • @7muktar continuation:

    rattlesnakes have heat sensitive pits on the head, that they exactly know, where they have to strike to get you... so the rattler could also hit him right in the middle of his face...

    and the kingcobra at the end could also bite him in the arm...

    he is just very very very very damn lucky...

    snakes usually go away if they encounter humans, but if you don't let them go, that they can't escape, they fight, becauese they want to survive.

  • The only snake I play with is my penis !

  • @renelms02

    jahahahaha

  • @renelms02 lmfao epic comment!

  • @renelms02 ru sure u dont mean worm

  • @renelms02 hahahahahahahahahahahaha rofl

  • @renelms02 you mean inch worm.. ha ha lil minnie me

  • @renelms02 giggity

  • @renelms02 me too,,,

  • @renelms02 but you don't have one

  • My eight year old even said he is stupid hmmm???

  • adrenaline junkie for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • David Weathers. Bam loves this guy. If you didn't know this is the snake guy from every Jackass segment. Other than some pythons that Manny Puig handles.

  • idiot.

  • I'm a little disturbed with the hole in his stomach

  • One day he's gonna get killed by one of those snakes.

  • how could someone deals with deadly animals , without having anti venom , stupid

  • Questo è un pazzo, ma credo che sia anche uno che sa davvero quello che fa!!!

  • There comes a day he will get bitten and be burried, together with his BALLS.

  • leave wild animals in the wild...or at least keep some anti-venow with him lol goddamn

  • That guy has got BALLS!!!

  • it would have been worst if he was taller.bitten in the dick lol...

  • he has a deathwish

  • whats the name of this show?

  • @SuicideXxSeasonx Untamed and Uncut on animal planet.

  • i hate these shows because they ALWAYS exaggerate everything to make it more dramatic..."monocled cobras, are the deadliest snakes in the world"....no they aren't you fucking idiot, you don't need to lie to be cool

  • Snakes are amazing and I work with them alot, so it's REALLY stupid to try to kinda push the snake in there with the top open all the way. You should point the head away, get the lid as closed as possible, and then pull your hand out as fast as possible. But do not try this...EVER lol

  • You could see his intestinal tract!

  • The hole was there because the bite filled with puss and then he squeezed it and it exploded on him..