A Dick for a Day.

[ziyo456]

yo woman thats fucking ruff daim you gotta chill wid da slapping



[ZombiesOTW]

LOL GOOD JOB

[CCF01]

the most vulgar poem, EVER! lol great stuff

[Sammy4847]

LMFAO

that is fucking awesome!!

you are amazing hahaha LOL

[PinkStarKisses]

Lmao, fucking brilliant :) xx

[TheJellybeanman101]

I love your poems my friend...Very awesome! =))

[fehquig]

LOL I always wondered what it would feel like to be the opposite sex :)

[novanine]

I'd like to have boobs for the day. I'd get nothing done.

Really liked the meatloaf video one!

[Festerius2008]

Great poems! lol

Watch out world if Rooby ever get's a tallywacker! No one's orificeses would be safe :P

[RoobyJuice]

Especially yours. MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[Undertaker010]

OMG LMAO I LOVE U!!!!

[SuffocatexMe]

p.s. i love poems rooby. especially the PsychoSuicide.

[SuffocatexMe]

i'd fuck fuck fuck FUCK EVERY pussy i came across and be the ultimate whore of all time. oh and even try getting sucked by a vacumm. bwhahaha.

[Magnulus]

I have always been fascinated with the thought of having a vagina for a day. I'd go straight to Tesco for some fresh, fallic veggies, and I'd pilfer the wife's aid-drawer. Then, I guess I'd have to go find a man to sex me. Here's the difficult part, though: I wouldn't necessarily be a WOMAN, and I'm not so sure I'd like to have sex with any of the guys I know around here anyway... Oh wait, there's one or two, perhaps... Hmmmm.

[Blinkazoid]

Great poem! The last time I tried being a dick for a day I got smacked in the mouth and told to quit being such a dick:)

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Hahahahah you dick! :)

Rooby x

[ibrahimsuheyl]

HAHAHAHA! way to make me wanna chop it off! :P

[ThreeRockinChicks]

LOL Don't go doing that! Dicks are fabulous!

Rooby x

[kikidee76]

You said it perfectly... I have always wanted a Dick but now that you have given me an outcome like that...because I would so be a whore if I had one...Now I will keep what I got...Thanks for making me appreciate my Vag... :) Peace

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Love your Vajayjay!! :)

Rooby x

[haharleyman]

Too fuckin funny Sarah!!!

[ThreeRockinChicks]

*smiles* Glad you liked it hunny. x

[bitscared]

I would wee standing up! And run. How does it not get mashed when they do that? And of course root!

LOL! Meatloaf!

xxoo

[ThreeRockinChicks]

The first time I heard the phrase 'rooting' it was from another Aussie and I was like wtf is he talking about! hehe Got it now though, and yeah me too :)

Rooby x

[Bean829]

mummy!

i guess my dick is anti-adventurous

but if i had a vajayjay

it would be used as a smuggle device

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Smuggling in the honey hole huh? What would you smuggle?

Rooby x

[Bean829]

candy, lots and lots of candy...

[damageinc2]

Those were great, now im thinking of writing a poem about a vagie lol.

[ThreeRockinChicks]

LOL Do it! :)

Roobs x

[TheDarkVII]

Fucking hell I got rib pain from laughing so much! That was pure FILTH...but filth is good!

Speaking of wanking...a recomend my personal favourite technique...which inolves, TWISTER, ROLLERSKATES, some WASPS and a tub of RASPBERRY JAM.

[ThreeRockinChicks]

You forgot the latex gloves and the dog!

Rooby x

[Cashis4life]

lol, nice Veebs ;)

xx

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Cheers Jake of specialness.

Rooby

x

[paddycake5201]

that is one of the best poems i have ever heard..you rock

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Thankyou buddy!

Rooby x

[gothlover4u]

a dick for a day. The many dicks that come alone. a dick here a dick there. I see a dick. 1 dick 2 dicks 3 dicks more.

[ThreeRockinChicks]

That's a lotta dick!

'You had a lotta dick Chasey, but you ain't had mine'

Rooby x

[ThatzHotxoxo]

If i had a dick for a day i'd stay home and wank till my willy was raw i would. :P - xoxo B.

great poem hehe

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Me too! After I'd fucked anyone willing of course.

Rooby x

[caretaker1379]

WOW! i don't have that much fun with it! great poems hun :-)

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Well maybe you should start?

Rooby x

[MadHatterHatred]

LMAO, it's good to know that you would make such good use of your member, although admittedly the mere mention of sores on a dick makes me cringe and shudder automatically lol.

I saw a meatloaf tribute band once...luckily I was drunk...heckling is fun :)

[ThreeRockinChicks]

A member deserves not to be wasted don't ya thing?

Apologies for the cringing and shudderation. I just have to make it gross everytime.. I can't help it. LOL

[AwesomeMandy]

I was so excited when I saw the title of this video. I have thought about this for many years. *SEVERE CASE OF PENIS ENVY* That was a GREAT poem. XD

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Me too chick! I wanna willy dammit.

Rooby. x

[firebird34]

omg i am lmfao at this pome and ima guy omg im not even 2 munites in to it is awsome and so fucking funny

[ThreeRockinChicks]

*smiles* So glad it gave you a giggle.

Rooby x

[mcasual]

them mommies they be muses

[ThreeRockinChicks]

They be a bit dead too.

Rooby. x

[DarkDennis1961]

Not bad. An attractive girl talking about penises is always entertaining. But, if you perform in public (any art form) you tacitly invite criticism. So if someone wants to leave a comment that makes you unhappy...well you can always disable the comments. But I am sure your feedback will be mostly positive.!

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Hey Dennis.. I'm used to criticism on here, I just don't give a shit about it. heh

Hope you are well Sir.

[cheekychen]

that first one was Brilliant!!!! It'd be great to make an animation to!

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Picturing said animation in my head and yeah, you're right. It would be rather amusing. x

[MattHawes]

LOL! Great poem!

I have to share it with my church group!

(Only kidding. I don't have a church group. Or rather, a church group wouldn't have me. Heh.)

-- Matt

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Matt in a church group? It's not going to happen anytime soon is it. hehe

Once again I LOVE the grandma video!

xxx

[iggy35]

pubic thicket lol

I didn't realise how much I hadn't done with my dick so far

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Make the most of it while it still works! Get depraved! :)

[DunZero]

"Lilly comes when you start to call her"

Lol, I just had to use this for fun. I hope you have a special punishment preserved for an individual as me. You'd be the first one truly capable of giving me the sort of punishment I truly desire and deserve :p

[ThreeRockinChicks]

I love when Lilly comes, she looks so pretty on the camera.

*Stalks you, concealing a leather whip behind her back*

lol

[Evilspartacus]

★★★★★

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Starry, starry night...

Paint your palette blue and grey...

Yeah I'll be singing that all day now :)

Rooby x

[DunZero]

and another muuuuuuuuuummmmie. Yum Yum, I hunger for more poems :p

[ThreeRockinChicks]

Then I shall do my best to deliver.

[ravenlillysoa]

I would have sex, a lot and id want to know what a blow job felt like ^^

but you know I would get it caught in a zip or a door, or plug hole . . or something.

Itd be kind of scary cause they have a life of their own :D

[DunZero]

Strange. I feel almost the same way... :)

[ThreeRockinChicks]

I'd like to know what an erection feels like. I mean.. I wonder if their tingle is the same as our tingle. :)