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  • Hey alfred you piece of shit , you do a very honest and great review of the H3 , your review is hilarious and at the same time you know how to not embarass yourself and make ppl laught . Thumbs up for you!

  • I hate this guy & I hate this review. He has some points here and there. I actually own one of these. I think the pro's out-way the cons myself. I enjoy people doing real-life reviews to see what the actual people think. This guy is not what I would call "real-Life" I hate to see that 45,000 people had to subject their selves to this crap. I know it was intended to be funny... I really was glad to hear at the end that Alfred also thought himself that this review "sucked" because it did. :( Boooo

  • @CREATIVE10012 Well, if you hate me, that's fine. Moving forward, don't watch any more of my videos. As such, I will also block you from further comments. No big deal. Have a nice day.

  • how fast it go

    

  • Awesome review bro! Guido nation!

  • @southpaw7890 Glad you got a few laughs -- this video is a personal favorite of mine. My favorite parts include turning the camera on a neighbor that happen to be walking out of the building to script her to say the "slow piece of shit" line -- and, at the very end, senior family member Nancy, who will NOT curse -- she would not even say "shit" -- she kinda mumbled it. Good times. Always make sure you watch PAST the end credits for the bonus scene. Happy holidays - Alfred.

  • Climbing over Rosie o Donnel rofl

  • @heshamr1 Yea... poor Rosie. LOL!

  • you make reviews funny ! :)

  • @Frankarce1919 Frank, no, I'm not a douche. If I was a douche, I would be in your mouth.

  • If you hate it, why did you buy it?

  • @Computerprohelper I didn't buy it, I leased it. And I didn't say I hated it, if you listen carefully.

  • @adiblasi oh ok, next time lease the H1, you will really enjoy that ;)

  • Thanks for the vid (:

  • @patoracing24 yah he is 40 and has made more money than you will ever have in your life, they obviously discontinued hummers for a reason, because they are crap. Grow up dude, you just drive a car that size to cover up for something.

  • Is it that slow?? :( im checking one, but i also think its a weak engine for it..

  • you dont want speed in a hummer...

  • I understand you BUT you decided to buy the black interior the small engine etc. its your fault its like that u bought it that way :P

  • @BGSXboxx Hell, I didn't buy it -- it was a lease. They weren't too happy when I handed over the keys. I hope it found a good home. LOL!

  • @adiblasi i know im sure they werent.. and yeah that was a damn funny review lol

  • Alfred! You should get a Range Rover next time.

  • @maeng97 No, I want the U.S. Military class urban assault vehicle -- the "Hum-Vee" LOL!

  • @adiblasi Haha, yeah. I bet those are more reliable than the Range Rover.

  • All of your fucking family is a slow and old piece of shit, that probably isnt your vehicle and your trying to fuck it up, HUMMERS ARE EXCELENT Vehicles, i personally own one Hummer h2 & H3 , Best fucking truck ever, stop being an asshole and grow some balls, your over 40 .. come on..

  • @patoracing24 This is my form of comedy, you douche, so lighten up.

    Now, as you stated herein, since you personally own both an H2 and H3, go make a video and post it as a response to this one.

    Until then, kindly STFU.

  • Nice Hummah ya mook!

  • Funny stuff.

    

  • Give you 500 bucks for it

  • u should work on top gear USA

  • Since the Hummer is back on lease, what car do you drive now? Or did you renew the lease on it?

  • my god.... doesnt sound like a good car at all...

  • skip to 1:05

  • lol al i think your a fun person to hang out with, but really throw out that slow piece of shite!!!

  • Even though I love HUMMER (I own one), I LMFAO at this video!

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  • This actually had me cracking up in the end. "Knock it off"

  • its smae my hummer and same color but mine its higher the roof and i searching all webpages for get another Higher the roof of hummer and i didnt found one ,,wonder !

  • fukin americans

  • Why arent you a youtube partner?

  • lol funny!

  • Oral Springs FTW!!!

  • ALFRED, gLAD u LIKE u HUMMA....that PIECE of Sh!#

  • why dont u go back to your country and try something better than the hummer assholeee

  • @zockyzocky1 Zocky, let me first start off by saying you're a douche who, besides your whiny bitch-ass comments, have not uploaded ANY original content. So, STFU until you contribute. Wow, what a douche you are. Go back to watching "Fred" videos.

  • @adiblasi why dont u go back to were ever you grand parents came from ya fuck face

  • @MrLexington1971 No can do -- your vagina is still blocked.

  • @adiblasi OH!!!!! burned to the ground!!

  • How fast do you need to go ?

  • @minerman007 Better acceleration would have been nice - it's sluggish getting on the freeway. Obviously that was a concern, which is why they came out with the 'Alpha' model that had an engine with more power.

  • It also comes with the optional get stuck when in mud option. You don't have to pay extra for that one. I had one, nearly like this one but it was the one with the adventure package. He is right about the blind spots, but these things do not have the ground clearance or power needed to really enjoy having a 4X4. H2s I don't have an opinion about, but H3 from experience, are less than adequate for any practical purpose or use one you have them for a while.

  • @MrMichael1701 Hi Michael - I hope you got a few laughs from the video -- as it was done as tongue in cheek. The blind spots REALLY were a problem, and it truly was underpowered for normal usage. It was a fun vehicle, and I did enjoy it, but damn, I wish it had a little more punch. Anyway, it was a corporate lease, and long gone. I'm on a Toyota Venza, which is actually pretty good - as long as the accelerator doesn't get stuck in an engaged position. LOL! Merry Christmas, and thanks 4 watching

  • @adiblasi I think it was the most realistic video review of the H3 I've found. What you just said was exactly right about them. When I sold mine, my mother bought it; she uses it to go to Wal-Mart. Granted, its very capable for that and she won't get stuck in the ice. I think Toyotas are actually pretty nice. Have you done a review on it?

  • @MrMichael1701 Hi Michael - ha, thanks. Yes, it was as real as they get, at least for me. Actually, quite a few people have asked me about the Venza -- so I will drag the camera into the vehicle and give a tour as well as an in motion test. Thanks for being cool -- and I'm glad you enjoyed the video. Check out the new Wrap 2010 Part 1 - I demonstration how to wrap gifts so they look like crap.

  • ITS THAT GOOD FOR THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS..HAHAHA

  • @NERIPRODUCTIONZ1 LOL! Yes!

  • Should've got a 5 speed if you didn't want it to be a slow piece of shit. I've had mine for over 5 years now and had mine special ordered with the 5 speed and now I have over 100,000 miles it still runs great and is quick!

  • for speed and panoramic view - should have bought a ducati motorcycle :-)

  • @koteshub Those motorcycles are nice -- do you have one? Or perhaps do you ride a motorcycle? A friend of mine recently tricked out his bike for stunts -- it's very cool. I hope to have some video footage of it, as well as some stunts in the near future.

  • @adiblasi :-) hi! a friend of mine had one, I've rode it - red & black and FAST! :-), (dunno what model exactly) but makes you feel too fragile, so I'd rather keep driving my shorty mercedes g300! cheers, once again, wish you Happy New Year, this one and many others too, and Merry Christmas! and thanks for your videos - I keep checking for new ones periodically :-)

  • @koteshub Hey K - thanks for the kind words. Wrap Part II and possibly even a Part III are in the works! Stay tuned, and thank you!

  • @koteshub ducatis dont have speed you mean suzuki?

  • @07350zhr not a specialist with motorcycles - suzuki you say? that got to be some sport rocket? give us rather some slow-diesel-engined-and-manual­ly-shifted-off-road truck and we won't ask for more :-)

  • Hellen Keller disliked this 17 times

  • @ncxcrunner by mistake.. Love her heart. ;)

  • @ncxcrunner How the hell did she find the dislike button?

  • hahaha wow. I have an 06 H3, its my first car and its been wonderful. Im not into speedy cars, I like to rule the road with something that can crush a million dollar scrap of fiberglass, and hey yesterday I got pulled over for 60 in a 30. It gets you place to place, but it doesn't race. That ain't the point of military-based vehicles.

    I love how strong and tall it feels, and it climbs over everything I throw at it. and it looks real nice. I have to say that I love my h3.

  • Hellen keller can drive this thing! F---king hilarious! I'm about to buy one, do you have any other solid complaints?

  • @speedyb5 Hi Speedy. The #1 complaint, for me, was the blind spots -- for real. The incidents I referenced really 'almost happened' due to the blind spots. The driver has to REALLY work those mirrors and be monitoring the space around the vehicle at ALL times. Complaint #2 is that there is 'not that much room' -- engineering more for the 'tank look' than space. And complaint #3, while very capable for off-road, you wish it had more 'go' - which is why they came out with the 'Alpha' engine.

  • @speedyb5 Overall, the vehicle is very enjoyable, with a smooth and comfortable ride. Hurricane season in south FL was 'no problem' with that vehicle in my parking spot. Enjoy your Hummer, and thanks for watching.

  • Only douchebags complain about the speed of a Hummer. They are not built for speed, they are built to cross terrain that would strand your beloved small, nimble cars. Go buy a Camaro and complain that its offroad capabilities suck you fucking douchebag.

  • @TwistyMcFisty Only only "fucking douche bags" like yourself didn't get the fact that this video is 'tongue in cheek' comedy. Wow, you're fucking stupid.

  • U GOT RID OF THE HUMMER that slow piece of shit

  • lmao

  • Slow piece of shit!

  • LMAO I love people with those kinda voices!!

  • hey im going to buy this car but is it rlly that fuckin slow?

  • @perry2221 Hi Perry - certainly, this vehicle is not purchased for racing, however, I do stand by my comment -- for it's weight class, the inline 5 does not give the car acceptable acceleration, however, it is very capable for off-roading etc. An 'Alpha' version of the H3 was made with more horsepower.

  • Its a good looking suv i had an envoy with with the 5 cyclinder it wasnt so bad but i had a serious question and please dont yell at me xD how much MPG you get and is it really just an envoy or is it heavier?

  • Hahaha best review I've ever seen! Had me bustin a gut haha.

  • @anoteoftruth Hi Anote -- I'm glad you got a good laugh from this -- we all had a lot of fun filming it! Thanks for the support!

  • .....thats not fake dirt you dumb ass b*tch.......you've got a dirty fucking hummer you useless piece of sh*t......

  • @deadair211 DeadAir211 writes "That's not fake dirt..." Hahahaha, And to my core viewers, let me tell you that the comment comes to us from someone who is friends with one person on YouTube... "Fred." I think that says it all in a nutshell.

    And to you, DeadAir, I say "STFU" you obnoxious brat.

  • was that an actual bullet hole

  • @mojolarry1993 Actually, yes, from a BB gun. I think one of my neighbors didn't like me parking that hunk of metal in view of his balcony. Oh well.

  • @adiblasi The hummer wasnt built to be a fast you dumb ass and it aint a piece of shit because i just came from test driving one today, if you want a fast car then you should of got a lamborgini !

  • @SuppahKidd123 I already have one.

  • i just wasted 5 min of my life

  • @vinekl Yeah, because I bet an inbred idiot like you had great things planned to happen in those 5 minutes.

  • Dead guy in the bag. Nice. LOL

  • Rewatching this never gets old, love it.

  • @MidnightSundowns Thanks, we had a lot of fun with neighbors, friends, and family members making that video. Now, I have to review my 2009 Toyota Venza, which "indeed has an engine..." I appreciate your comment, and I hope you continue to enjoy the videos. - Alfred.

  • Neigh Neigh HAHAHAHAhAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • HAHA! i like ur reviews!

  • @speeddemonld Thanks. Don't worry, more crappy reviews to come...

  • yo dont be hatin on Al. Hummer's are pretty tight cars.

  • @Misorlou0 Yes, I enjoyed it. And now that they are gone -- are they collectibles? I wonder!

  • @adiblasi ha thye could be, but, when i went on the website, they were selling for $70,000 so they are pretty expensive collectables

  • I LOVE H3's --- Great SUV.

  • As if all these slow piece of shits can drive more than 70 mph legally?

  • loooooooooooooool.... nice review.. please make more reviews.. so nice to watch.. good combination of humor and serious things :) love it..

  • I love the video man! Nice Hummer H3 and I really enjoyed the part where your 80 year old aunt was cursing!!!! lool.

  • u need some happy pills bro lol

  • @epoch697 With the current state of world affairs, EVERYONE needs some Paxil.

  • wow u sound so frustrated

  • thats funny

  • shut up i love hummers

  • holly shit... you fucking alfred cock sucker!!!! stop doing comedy... you inspire anger insted of making me laugh ... lol !!!! you dont buy a hummer for speed asshole .. what ever you said a hummer will always be a hummer ... a men car !!! not for funky pussies like you !!!

  • i agree. the fact he leased it instantly identifies him as a poser, he even looks like what id expect a poser to look like, the location too. they all scream "LOOK AT ME! IM A POSER!"

  • @pfun41 ??

  • oh good hes mocking it, i watched it with no audio earlier.

  • whats up you wop bastard I bees Italian also and ill be getting a new hummer h3 soon ttyl beitch! lol

  • @goofydonaldsora Now, I MUST ask you -- did you indeed get a new H3, as you had stated about 5 months ago? Be honest -- and we want to see a video as well from you.

  • @adiblasi Na I'm going to save the hummer buy for when I get rich off my book/movie but for now I just gotta stick to saving money for a cheap ass gas saver lol.

  • @adiblasi I have had my H3 since 2006. Got it new. Had to wait a extra month, because I got it in Black. I got the most packages on the inside and outside. The H3 i an amazing car to drive.

  • Yo, that was a pretty sweet review. I own a h3 of my own yet at the same time, I was laughing my ass off during this video.

    and wun1gee, I agree with you 100%. The 3.5 and 3.7 are definitely not that fast, but that being said, who the hell cares. You don't buy hummers for speed, so all of you who complain about it can all go to hell. And my H3 with the 3.7 gets better gas mileage than my friends Toyota Land Cruiser, so all you tree huggers can suck on that too. stfu and stop hating.

  • Ur comedy sucks and all you did was bitch about a car you know nothingn about after 3 years of owning., Yes I own a alpha H3.

    Go back to ur drive thur window job dumbass

  • @Cwelkman - Yes, the jokes are horrible - that's the way I craft them.

    Congrats on your Alpha H3 (and now we now why you are so defensive) - with its V8 and 300 HP engine. Smart purchase, especially since the inline 5 yielded a slow, lead sled. And let's not forget about the blind spots.

    You must be a brain surgeon, without doubt.

  • lmao! i find him so funny D:

  • Go back to school and learn how to spell lol

  • Your a Douche Bag. Did you not even look at the specs or test drive this car before use leased it?

    DUMBASS

  • @cwelkman Let me ask you something, Welk, since you watched this video -- do you currently own an H3, or are YOU perhaps doing research to possibly lease or buy one? Based on your comment - I'd like to know.

    You certainly seem to be very defensive of this vehicle -- whilst ALSO missing THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT that this is a 'tongue in cheek comedy", especially since I'm reviewing a 2006 vehicle, in 2009, weeks before it was returned on a lease.

    DUMBASS

  • Kinda long, but funny! Hey I live nearby!!

  • umm cwk67 a jeep could beat a hummer anywhere anytime you dumb fuck, hummers still use leaf springs wich is laughable and thier diffs suck

  • fUCK yOU AL !!

  • Nice video, man!!

  • Since when did an SUV need to be fast? I mean..buy a Lightning and put a camper shell on it if you want a fast SUV? Go oldschool and buy a Typhoon? An Xtreme Blazer maybe? I don't think anyone's ever advertised the H3 as doing 0-60 in 4.1 seconds.

    It does what it was designed to do well. Offroad.

    0-60's rated at 11 seconds, or 8.4 for the Alpha. That's really not that bad. Compare it to an '07 Rubicon at 11.1 second 0-60...It's a low-geared offroad vehicle, not a Porche Cayenne...

  • I did test drive one of those recently. I agree, it really is a slow piece of shit with some really bad blind spots. This is why I will stick with my 2006 Subaru WRX STi. It is a fast non pos with pretty much minor to no blind spots. :P

  • you dont know to change a flat? haha

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  • Listen up, you little brat. You obviously didn't PAY ATTENTION. This was a 2006, that I was RETURNING off of a LEASE - it was NOT a new purchase, where I incorrectly selected the slow 5 cylinder engine instead of the 8 cylinder ALPHA. Now, go take your ADD medicine, and watch your Hannah Montana clips on YouTube. Brat with a filthy mouth.

  • Al your funny lol. Thanks for the review I was planning on buying 2 for both my 18 and 22 y/o, but I don't know anymore.

  • HI RBAC - as I said in the video, the main drawback on the H3 is indeed the BLIND SPOTS - and I am VERY serious about that -- if your 18 & 22 y/o can really WORK THOSE MIRRORS and stay on top of their game, it's a good vehicle, albeit, the 2006 was underpowered with the 5 cylinder.

  • If your going to buy a big SUV why not buy a Land Rover it has a much more powerful engine and is just better

  • retard hummer h3s r awesome so r mini coopers jeeps suck & so do land rovers a land rover & a jeep could not even drive on grass or not even a paved road

  • Hummer H3 is a mediocre crap...is just a big suv with a small engine

  • Doesnt it have the option of a 5.9 V8..i thought it did.

  • o i know dude

  • god damnit i hate hummer h2's and h3's  hummer h1 for the fuckin win

  • is it a 4x4, that devil pretends?

    it is faster than many Diesel Offroad.

    4x4 are more beautiful than many other Monsters, it is a Hummer, or you love him/it or you hate him/it.

    I have been having a H3 for one year and I love him/it

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  • LOL! Thanks. A got an FF-Class laugh! :)

  • your scary in HD

  • WOWOW I LOVE YOU MAN

  • Heeey it is real dirt!!

  • lol climbing over rosie o donnal

  • Hummer H3s are not slow??? Are you a freakin GRANNY??

  • racist son of a bitch...yeah i called your mom a bitch

  • its an off road vehicle man, you cant expect the damn thing to be a sports car.

  • your right about the off road vehicle,but you have to admit if you ever have road in one(my bro has one) they are pretty damn fast to be hug

  • Yeah, we know that.. But the damn thing is slower than the competition.. Don't get me wrong though.. I love H3s..

  • haha "Lead Sled"

  • Because he's not gay?

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  • So the Hummer goes in for a trade on the Chevy Volt.....now there's a TRADE-IN !

  • Slow? What do you expect? When you engage first gear the Hummer stays motionless and the planet turns!

  • An s-10 could outrun one, trust me, ive seen it happen, Besides, if your gonna get a Hummer get a H1.

  • those really are slow

    i out ran one in my expedition with no problem what so ever.

    anyway good video.

  • wow can believe your getting rid of that slow piece of shit..

    nice hummer though

  • wow a dirt paint job on a car...

    WHAT A PIECE

    GET A BMW

    TRUE GERMAN ENGINEERING!!!!

  • the H3 is a heavy vehicle. The 06 model had a 3.5 liter engine, in 07 they put in a larger, more powerful 3.7 liter 5 cylinder that is better suited for the weight of the car.

  • cool you did the Hummer video! i dont believe the paint job!

    i like that bullet!

  • knock it awf

  • i dont like hummers. i dont care about cars. but you made this intresting and funny. my grandmother lives in coral springs!..oral...

  • what are you going to replace it with?

  • 9PC...

    shame... lol

  • Al, check out the film - Who Killed The Electric Car, you'd be surprised at how much the Hummer had to do in the discontinuation of Electric Cars by GM.

  • Hey Al, do you really think you're going to sell that slow piece of shit? LOL!!! Just messing with ya ;)

    See you around Al!

  • nice car al. p.s. please dont run me over in tht thing

  • Oral Springs. Nice.

  • Great video Alfred!

  • 2 funny Lol! Love your videos.

  • lol, this was filmed on my birthday!!!!

  • its my birthday today! All the best!