Elvira Kurt - Just For Laughs - 2002

[TiffTiffandKK]

Idc about her being lesbian......and if you belive in god and love him, he will forgive your sins.......so people being stupid on here needs to stop!

[Alicelove]

OMG I found her! I first saw Elvira on a queer comedy special on Comedy Central back in the mid-90s, and I've since lost both the tape and the ability to remember what a VCR looks like, so all I could remember about her was her routine. Just got linked here from TV Tropes and hooray! Here she is! <3 *happy dance*

[1usarobin]

I have a new favorite comedian:)

[LeDiskoLove99]

"I GOT NOTHING!!!!!" Hahahahahahahahaha I love her!

[GTCism]

Her focus on her sexuality gets a little disturbing. I know this, the bible and therefore the God of all life has NOT changed, homosexuality is a sin!

[Dosai99]

@GTCism Homosexuality is not a choice Homophobia is.. And if you are not gay why would it be any of your buisness?

[raybob11]

I wish I had that much energy!

[HighOctane01]

LOL of COURSE dreams don't count!

....TOTALLY!!

[pinkytumbleweeds]

Hey ladies! Hahaha... Don't you hate it when your men have a penis??

[Liina05]

The material is good, but her squeeking is a bit nerving. Can't handle the screams.

[AngelLinda25]

My daughter is that way, I cry everyday... LOL :D WE LOVE YOU ELVIRA KURT!!!

[PancakeEli]

I LOVE HER SHE IS HILLAROUS :D :D :D

[ampedisthename]

LMAO - My daughters dat way, i cry everyday. This chick is so funny

[fluidstatic]

The audience is on tranquilizers, I swear to god. This woman is hilarious!

[eyasohma]

....shes a funny ass lesbian who the f*ck cares...

[SnowyRena]

Wow, she's amazing! In the beginning, it was like she was talkin' about my life! :D

[TheDesche21]

shes hot and funny (i am a girl)

[kurdt1979]

@TheDesche21 shes hot and funny (i am a guy)

[ezalcinoryahoocom]

@TheDesche21 so....ur gay then....

[dakoneko]

"Hey ladies, dontcha hate it when your man has a penis?"

LMAO!!!! WIN.

[spagerbot]

Yay! I am so happy for lesbian comedians! There are so few mainstream lesbians, she's great. It's really sad that most comedians are fucking homophobes.

[surffchik]

she's so sexy and hilarious,lol

[dhie65]

"ohhh im so angry!!!" lol best part right there!

[handbookof]

Oooh the chiiillldren~

xDD

[staclei]

@nanodoll: Yes she does, but there is a method to her madness.

[lantookh]

she is great.

[moliflower]

What's all that fuzz about who is funnier? Even jokes can be good for some but not for others.

[Akiko9Haikyo]

She s sooo funnny!!! Love her smile =D

[SuperKrazzyKat]

I LOVE HER!!!! she is sssoooo funny!

If I don't have 132 glasses of water by midnight tonight.... tom is going to be a very long day! hehehe lol

OOOOO Im so angreeeee, oinch your skin so I have something to cut.... hehehehe  LOVE IT!!!!

[SuperKrazzyKat]

LOVE HER!!!!!!!!! OOOO, im so angreeeee, pinch your skin so I have something to cut...... lol

Tomorrow is going to be a very long day!!!! hehe

The part about the todo lists is so so true!

[tastysandwhich]

I love how she ran off the stage like a little kid

[tastysandwhich]

"fellagirly"

[jaysyntax11]

I love how because she's a lesbian people are comparing her with other lesbian comedians as opposed to actual comedic material.

[slinkyfilms]

I put my money in the machine it disapearing. Give me my money back, you crap! love that part!

[goodguy630]

"oooooh, I'm sooo eeeengryyyy!!!"

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Yeah, yeah she does... I'm guessing its the fact that she IS a dyke. Just saying. o.o

[ATOMICNEWFIE]

She's so cool, she makes me want to become a lesbian, and I'm a guy.

That makes no sense at all, does it?

[joosie2]

She's great!

[blueyedemo6]

ellens way funnier

[GorgeousGoth1]

I love her lol

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"*Finds a safety-pin* M'AH!! WHERE do you think you're going with THIS!? O.o"

I must've watched that Airport part at LEAST 5 times.

[PanicxUntilxIxDiex]

She's soooo funny. :D

[TheHobbit1000]

fucking waw...how fit is she....yes please

[foccha]

giggles1951, you have no idea how much i love and adore you right now. I saw this video when i travelled to canada in 2005 and i didnt know who she was but always rememebered her comedy involving the to do list, ppl being angry racoons and daring other to have sex with them and especially the line "i gotta go to the bank". thank you so very much lol.

[loulou1375]

"Ladies, don't ya just hate it when your man has a penis!?"-Haha LMAO!

[BrokenSocialScene21]

"8 beers? No problem!"

[sarahose]

Why does her sexuality mean so much ?

Shouldn't it matter if she's funny or not? Why are people marked as spam for saying she's a lesbian too? Can people grow up ?

She's hilarious, a lesbian or not.

[koyukimaho911]

i think the fact that shes lesbian makes it better because she is an icon for the gay and bisexual and she is my role model

[speedyspooley]

@sarahose

Her sexuality doesn't matter squat to me....she's funny as fuck.

[Pilkingtube]

i love how she's always bent at lke 90 degrees :D

[TheInnerSanctuary]

I cant get enough of her! The way she tells her jokes is just hilarious.

"Are you checking in for your flight? Mhm? ARE YOU ON A SUICIDE MISSION!?"

[XhieLex]

omg! this is the best... so fucking true!!!

[LatinEcho776]

she's a delight!!

[ElleAterRosa]

Elvira Kurt is one of my favorite comedians.  I'm very glad I found her stuff on here, she isn't very well known apparently......I don't get that but oh well!

[ohhsoxhollywood]

shes so hot.

I cant get over it haha.

[slut4berniesanders]

hahahahaha what?

[Cryptidlover12]

Yeah, she's a lesbian. You didn't know that? She said that in one of her specials on Comedy Central.

[slut4berniesanders]

Are you being serious? Of course she is!! She EXUDES lesbianism. She looks like a preteen boy for goodness sakes! I can't believe that you can't believe it.

[Cryptidlover12]

I didn't know at first, and when she said it, I thought she was kidding.

[imxlnt2]

shes so damn hilarious!

[JadedHeart123]

my favorite comedian! ***** so true about....EVERYTHING shes said haha!

[daneguig]

8 beers??

NO PROBLEM!

[ShutterbugF]

the packing faries

[fragileth1ng]

am i the only one that sees that as a very creative pun?

[iloveellendegeneres]

fav lines:

"I DARE you to have sex with me"

"look at the children, oh the children *ILOVEPUSSY* oh the children"

"Oh you're chcking in for you flight, great!

ARE YOU ON A SUICIDE MISSION?!?"

:D I LOVE Her!

[lolazabagabe]

GOD I LOVE HER! Thanks for posting!

[MadameSnuggles]

"I DARE you to have Sex with me!"

[thing1992]

oh my god i was crying with laughter

[gryphon1969]

She's adorable!

[offilia18]

she has the same mannerisms as The Grinch.

[excessisthenewmodera]

The part about the packing fairies made me laugh so hard I almost fainted.

[VittoIB]

It's for the children, all for the children *imabigmuffdiver* look at the children!

[catastr0fairy]

"hey ladies! don't you hate it when your men have a penis??" hahaha xD

[MoldyWarts]

Lol. She's amazing, I was cracking up!!

[HIMDarling612]

yea i'm a big muff diver!

OH I LOVE PUSSY!

[KayLillian]

"Clap if you're straight! - Dreams don't count, right? *clap*" rofl

[J0eG1286]

hahaha my daughters that way, i cry everyday

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Wow. Thank you so much for posting this. Completely made my night.