Bite Me - The Gamer's Zombie Apocalypse Series - "Night Vision" (Exclusive Machinima.com Live Action Series)

[Insomniac22100]

Shaune of the dead for the win

[SICKgraffiti21]

thumbs up if you went to face pages. biz

[coolscotchboy]

LOOK UP YOU PUSSY!

[jefferygiraffe1]

Omg!yes!!!!!

[TheXxSparkFirexX]

Yo guys check out my channel i have lots of good CoD vids thx 

[GAM3RZ1132]

BEST LINE EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER

[Henry214365]

because i play video games

lol

[xQuestMasterx]

THIS IS AWSOME

[OutlawMaxV]

This is made to piss you off.. so they are gamers and they act like the most ignorant people when it comes to zombies... C'MON xD >_<

[Callumtom998]

When the apocalypse comes...im moving to russia

[Zattack999]

@Callumtom998 in muther russia, we eat zombies

[imdowiLy]

I kinda want a zombie apocalypse now.

[pocketgod132]

101 comment

[codsniperz04]

Video Gamers for the win

[ESuperGold]

how did you do the paint and blood

[ESuperGold]

can you tell me what ep this is on the video name

[DGfilmsHD]

@ESuperGold just go to the show/playlist and watch em in order; also it says on the thumbnail

[FlawlessSin11]

So... he hits Greg in the balls, thus weakening him. Then jumps out in front of a zombie while he is still recovering.

You're really smart Jeff.

[jasmet74]

Awesome

[xWxExAxVxExRx1]

this is amazing lol

[MrPooHu]

7:53 - FINALLY You got a good explanation for playing! :D:D

[NiNoThEBeAsT7]

7:48 Made my Life.

[TheSimpleGamingHD]

why didn't he just drop the box?

[sekailover]

"Because..... i play Video Games" OMFG! that Really inspires me! Really Do! im crying over here ;( ITS SO SWEET!!!!!

[hippymuffin]

@sekailover its a shame your homosex

[sekailover]

@hippymuffin dude. leave me alone -.-

[Thezombieraper2000]

There is a retarded girl named lauren in my school and she bit a girl once...

retardedbitchzombie!

[DietaryCar]

i will now say i play videogames everytime

[PlayerN00b]

"Because... I play videogames."

BEST! LINE! EVER!

[LightSpriter]

Just c'mon!!

[MrMagicman128]

this should be a tv show

[SlayerVicarious]

It's funny. My name is Mike too, and I used to have a stupid bitch of a girlfriend just like Lauren - except her name was Logan.

[Silvershot6986]

Love the show so far but the FoV on the goggles is so small its not even worth it lol

[BlakeGamingHD]

@Silvershot6986 nerd.

[happyfeetful]

i wish i found this 2 years ago.

[iPLAYhaloNOTcod]

Lol at the faint

[MrMattar123]

i way that iz trueeee

[haloreachmaster50]

i told my friends the only way to survive a zombie outbreak is play zombie games

[MrMattar123]

@haloreachmaster50 i a way that iz true

[mauriceoops]

passed out girl everyone gets a turn penis power!!!

[fatal3rr0r84]

Mike looks like one of the Doctors from Doctor Who.

[HolyBookProductions]

WOW i would realy love if they would make a real tv show out of this ike Walking dead =)

That would be AWSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRNINJAman990]

machinima must be freakin rich because the make these seriese and the must cost alot of money to make

[jlhp1999]

I'm at 1:43 I bet he's gona hit his girlfriend!

[JDaveD]

"remember the week our toilet broke?" -flashes light at shovel- L.M.A.O.

[KaYc0PVR]

This show is so funny, he keeps going Super Saiyan every time his girl says something stupid 3:14

[tradetor]

Man she is sooo awesome!

YEAH!!

We got to cut off her head

right...

[thecrazymonkeydude15]

"One time I pooped my pants" LMFAO xDD

[isbacken]

i men wrong

[isbacken]

how do i send mesedges to peapol. ps i know i speld mesedges rong

[XDSuperRandom]

favorite part of zombie apocalypse... man shes hot... we gotta cut off her head 

[IDKM5T]

money

[AbadonXXX]

XD oh evil dead

[MitchSmithFilms]

Video games have prepared me for the zombie apocalypse. I even have a weapon stash just in case. Plus I'm Canadian so I have a shotgun in the house.

[xAssassinGx]

@MitchSmithFilms Lucky bastard! lol

[Gdick1193]

@MitchSmithFilms there is no such thing and never will be a zombie apocalypse

[dask8incuban]

@Gdick1193 dont have to ruin our dreams

[Gdick1193]

@dask8incuban grow up

[aartbastiaan22]

@Gdick1193 ehm no, you can stop being such a fucking dick now and shut up

[Gdick1193]

@aartbastiaan22 anyone who believes a zombie apocalypse can happen is either an ignorant kid or a delusional idiot, it cant happen and never will, so stop wasting your time and go outside for once

[MitchSmithFilms]

@Gdick1193 not true. There is a possibility. However slim. It wont be the traditional zombies but they would be people with a disease that rots the brain while alive. If certain parts of the brain start decaying it will create rage and they will attack anyone they see. They wont eat you but they will technically be "zombies". Look up hatian zombie.They exist.

[Gdick1193]

@MitchSmithFilms HA! if you actually believe that than youre no different from a 12 year old child

[MitchSmithFilms]

@Gdick1193 a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being introduced into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre , includes tetrodotoxin (TTX), a powerful and frequently fatal neurotoxin found in the flesh of the pufferfish. The second powder consists of dissociative drugs such as datura. Together, these powders were said to induce a death-like state in which the will of the victim would be entirely subjected to that of the bokor.

[DUDE11583]

"because..... I play vidoe game" thats my motto

[Captian90hobo]

@DUDE11583 wow really you play vidoe game nuff >_<

[ThatGuy3141]

@DUDE11583 video*

[OandC123]

@DUDE11583 i 100 liked ur comment :D

[bjmben88]

She couldn't stand the fact that she couldn't go to the kitchen. lol

[ARCblooper]

Even though I play games and watch movies, I will still be infected because I am literally the unluckiest person around.

[Smurfadelis]

@ARCblooper you will probably be sitting in your your room and just get infected for no reason

[reidman99012]

Man, I would kill to have a gf that would dress up like Silk Spectre and let me do her...

[nickysorb]

O.O

[indieHindleyMusic]

fuck having that bitch for a girlfriend, she isnt even fit, look at them rolls whens she's sittin down -_- she cant judge on fitness lol.

[TheKevster35]

because he plays video games

[MicroCraftTV]

It's just like a beautiful mind. Wait what??

[TheBigtony209]

That finsih him thing is getting annoying

[MsWoot100]

Wow, his girlfriend is such a bitch. Good show anyways. :)

[1231234253]

nice movie.

[McCloud3211]

Hahahahahaha I LOVE this

[bubblefreak91]

7:43 ya know what f*ck this

[johnkellog]

like jeff goldblum....wait....he got fucked up

[TheNimbleWolf]

Flare gun FTW

[Caydeanlawler]

Then afterwords, he is duing pushups? REALLY? REALLY?well, then again, other than get back to your friends house, what else are you going to do?

[Caydeanlawler]

ok, the buisness dude should have been like " B*** there are zombies., we need to go" in such a voice as she couldnt reply or do anything other than obey.

[SirDerpenshire]

7:53 This moment made me sqweel. Not just because of the badassness.

Apocalyptic gamers (and movie watchers) are the ones that shall survive. BU

TO HELL WITH EVERYONE WHO CALLS US NERDS AND FREAKS.

[IAmAnAngryAlien]

8:20 = badassery

[zepbach1]

Thumbs up if you want 2012 to end with a zombie apocalypse.

[NevynTube]

1:59 Shakeweight!!!

[krauethbeast101]

THERE'S A FUCKING ZOBMBIE IN OUR HOUSE!!!!! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!! XD

[carljandegucena]

how do you know that??

because i play video games

*puts on nightvission goggles*

damn so cool XD

[BASpotswood]

Mike has the same shirt on that he has on in his photo at Lauren's house. Made me laugh.

[dadadada336]

vagina, spread the word

[TheRashaun8]

Dun care I got a rack of guns in my closet

[MadManCael]

this is stupid, why is that michael guy carrying the box when they can be attacked anytime. pfft.

[shotgunhound237]

"Holy Balls" 0:26 XD

[Thetrue777luck777]

That milf its hot even after she is dead....

What a waste of a delicious woman!!!

[jdrewmill3r]

well that girl is a bitch, just because his friends might be a little weird doesn't make them retarded.

[mactista]

nice flare gun!!!

[Skulldragon999]

"How do you know that?"

"Because, I play video games..."

I KNEW THAT WOULD BE AN ADVANTAGE ONE DAY!!!!!

[Subscribe4nothing]

Is it just me or does mike look kinda like David Tennant?

[ZombeeZlayer]

I pooped my pants in highschool.

[WorldlywarcraftDK]

wait theyre argueing about their relationships in a zombie disaster

[chriszxisback]

love how their is like a katana and they use the umpreller

[bubblefreak91]

thats what she said at 4:30

[TheBSR25]

3:20 wait..... USE THE FLASHLIGHTS

[marshmellowbit3]

As of right now, because of Dead Island, my catch phrase if a zombie apocalypse comes, will be WHO DO YOU YOU VOODOO BITCH

[MrGrimlock6]

@marshmellowbit3 lol

[TheAsskicker98]

i dont need video games i got my petrol a tennis ball a fuse and blue tac =bombs

[SomePROHunter]

Should I study for AP Finals or learn how to live through a zombie apocalypse.

[lgbreeze]

4:53 pause it and she haz a derp face

[Lokigrim13]

I play dead rising and l4d enough I'm ready for this

[Narvelle]

When her head exploded, all I could think was "FATALITY" .....XD

[Bemystoryteller]

If there would be a apocalypse, I should be a zombie apocalypse.

[JamboStudios]

Not a great thing to be watching at 1am :/

[TF21999]

i play half life 1 15 times a day im ready for the zombies  and the headcrab zombies

[TF21999]

this makes me want to play half life 1 and kill some headcrab zombies

[IamZead]

ok as of now only gamers will know how to stay alive. and some of the army

[TheMaster9657]

Fuck Left 4 Dead and Dead Island. I play Pong.

[MrHappytaffy]

because...i play video games B-)

[KARAMU95]

gamers shall inherit the earth

[extrememonaXXX]

that girl's kinda annoying, she's the type of girl who thinks she knows everything, think that she's right all the time.. bossy.. when someone told them they're wrong at something that they thought they're right they're probably go aggro, cry, or bitchin' in the corner, i know she's just acting but that type of girl really does exists.. my fuckin ex.. god i hate her

[JRAD897]

Lol the girlfriend has rolls

[critMODxlr8]

syndicate and whiteboy should of been ther to rape train and rush the zombies...

[MrShadowmw2]

If I ever see on the news ***THIS IS NOT A TEST*** ***THE DEAD ARE RISING***

My First Reaction: IT IS TIME. *Pulls out katana*

[OscarSanchez3rd]

because *puts on night vision goggles* i play video games.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ArrestedBaton]

@OscarSanchez3rd Like a baus

[theyellowtaco]

@OscarSanchez3rd like a boss

[raikue15]

yess!!! i will survie is the zombies is coming. cuz i play video games.

[brolygvc]

here is your chance 9:17 fuck while she is knock out so you dont have to do push ups

[xxPithius10n1xx]

Rules of zombies:

1: DON'T BE A DUMB STUPID FATTY!

2: get something to keep your distance from the zombie AT ALL TIMES

3: food. water. and if you have a gun, ammo. KEEP THOSE AT ALL TIMES

4: yeah your basically fucked if you don't follow these rule starting with rule 1

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

im not the only one that came back to watch the whole thing case of season 2 right?

[dasgluk91]

- How do you know that?

- Because *puts night vision goggles on* I play videogames.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!

[jiggmin211]

9:13 OH NOES, NOW WHERE DO I STAY FOREVER?

[kadaman202]

100 pushups and you get one peepee touch

[MycolothMan]

Why is this tagged with electric six?

[KillaQuansta]

1:57 I totally dig her workout equipment ;D

[TheOutscastsOfGaming]

oh no i eaten stir fry with red sauce while watching this lol X-X

[Crazigunz565]

6:41 highschool of the dead reference

[WskerFTW]

Greg:What am i going to kill it with?

Me: ummmm, maybe that katana you have in your room? but then again thats just me speaking crazy talk and all lol

[JA191MA]

because i play video games 8-)

[iwebkidlovesminecraf]

I'm not allowed to play zombie games, my plan for the zombie Apocalypse: Find pills. Overdose Sucide

[TheBrainzNBulletzzz]

seriously ad buffering?

[molina2086307]

THUMBS UP TO ALL THE PEOPLE (INCLUDING ME OF COURSE C:) WHO PLAY VIDEOGAMES BECAUSE COME THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WE KNOW THAT WE IS THE PEOPLE WHO IS GOING TO SURVIVE!!! YEAH!!!

[ToxicGaming3000]

@molina2086307 i started reading up on zombies then i hear a bang on the window pull a baseball bat from under my seat and a tomahawk from my shelf brain destroying time i open the door from a distance ready to throw my tomahawk so it goes down and destroy its head with the hockey stick im all tense i open the door and my mom is just standing there like wtf

[kenzcompany]

@molina2086307 How can you survive if you're too fat to kill zombies? :)

[h311purg3]

@molina2086307 I hope this year if the world ends I hope it's a zombie apocalypse!! And all the gamers that were made fun of and ridiculed ,because others thought we were wasting our time, are the only survivors.....and everyone else either dies or becomes a zombie!

[crydomo182]

@molina2086307 i play fallout just incase that happends i mean it could but when zombs come ima be shitting my pants. i play those games but im going to be to scard to do anything lol

[Airbender0217]

@molina2086307 WE NEED TO GO ASCENSION STYLE

[IgazhioThunder]

@molina2086307 I have hours days weeks moths PLAYING LEFT 4DEAD 2 AND LEFT 4 DEAD IM F***ING READY FOR THE ZOMBIES MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxasen]

@molina2086307 ohh please dont scare me D: (I SPLAT YOU FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!!)

[TheRutenis]

@molina2086307 hell yeah wee would DEATHINEATLLY survive

[KINGJOSH4EVA]

@molina2086307 That grammar

[JDaveD]

dude...THAT girlfriend....is the fking deal man!!

[bn0rz]

SHAKE WEIGHT !!

[neardy101]

Man Shes Awesome!!!!!

We Have To Cut Off Her Head...

[bonesmasher146]

00:35: Nick Frost?

[TheEpicDarien98]

Standing there with a face in a baggy and the first thing he says to mike is sup. Thats just bad ass

[FlowSense544]

"how am I gonna kill her?" WELL FOR STARTING...YOU HAVE A FUCKING KATANA IN YOUR ROOM...USE IT!!!(use the shovel to burry her ass in the ground)

[cfroi08]

OMG HE SHOULD COMBINE THE FLASHLIGHT WITH SOME JEWELS AND MAKE A LAZER SWORDZ :D

[KINGJOSH4EVA]

@cfroi08 Lol it would just be a light passing through them. Unable to cut anything

[LegitVerastyle]

Nice ass

[Wolf76412]

8:20 Flare Gun!!!

[1fallout3boy]

I'm ready for zombie to alien out break

[1fallout3boy]

thumb up for zombies

[TheBuddy223]

@jacky0142 der

[jacky0142]

You can learn anything from video games

[xTheBlu]

You can defeat anything because you play videogames, and that is true

[dandeman777]

wait how the hell did mike and lauren came back to mikes house wasnt there 2 zombies ?

[marshmellowbit3]

Fuck you lauren. Dont blame it on the video game

[dem0nk1d123]

"Because i play videogames." The only excuse you ever need.

[jh0sh1]

Im ready!!!

[Khair20999]

They say videogames are a waste of time...

[Khair20999]

Remember the katana the left in that room? How obvious