funny rap I wrote, and called a freestyle! haha

[OfficialDizastaMusic]

me: omg omg your just like EMINEM!

him: really? :D

me: nope

[chicagocubs18]

Dude people y don't u do a better rap I bet no real artist sings 4 real in videos that rap was sick people just hate

[travenrosi4]

lip singer ur such a wannabe

[HaloGamingFTW]

You can NOT rap, but dem lyrics were tight hoe

[Chamorro7yupps]

Sucks. -_-

[Thug33Life]

ahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahah yo you need to give that shit up you you cant rap and you look like a goof give it up birrd

[matrixfoxtard]

lame but decent lol good work

[Makalakaw]

Hahah that made me laugh ahaha

[bboi100]

what beat is this?

[areallylongUtubename]

not bad

[HopeHinder]

nicee :)

[uwhieghetto]

yeah!

[shaheer09shaheer]

lololol thats was prity good

[mtnboardman]

jel en ekm thn. dnu sobu sonbit. sheeeit dde ludha lol bandwagon skms boiuhbe wjn roast beef.

[mtnboardman]

Thank you for the props on the textst, I'm not sure what that is but I see the word nice there, so it must be positive. Your second phrase is horribly grammatically incorrect unfortunately you lack proper communicable dialect. Ain't that the trhuth.

[phillygurlondeck]

mane idc wit deez hataz say...u tite dude

[mtnboardman]

thanks and thanks for peepin me

[taybeatdown]

hahahahaha

[CamenTwitch]

is that DRAMA from MTV'S rob & big?

[mtnboardman]

YES! ... What? I don't think so because I don't watch MTV and I certainly haven't been paid to be on TV. As a side note, Rob Dyrdeck is a nasty skater. So is his dog.

[TheMadShangi]

Yeah, fuck the haters. I do funny rap songs on my channel, too. I get comments like "You're an Eminem wannabe" as well. They don't know it's all for jokes. I hated rap when I was a kid and Eminem can lick my balls.

[mtnboardman]

Fuck the haters indeed. I used to hate rap as a little kid too. Weird.

[shazam20007]

what ever ya smokon stop it !!!!!!

[1Mperios]

@shazam20007 stop fuking hating u prick

[ChristianTropiano]

that was really bad not gonna lie

[snosauge456]

that shyt is hot whats the instrumental

[mtnboardman]

This is something I bought from a friend in Alabama, his buddy makes beats.

[themachine91090]

LOL hilarious :D

[stoner04]

hahhahah head split open like a butt from a thong!! ahahha thats fukin hilarious

[mtnboardman]

yer an idiot

[torontogangster]

this anit no freestyle

[mtnboardman]

Well put. You're right. It is a written. I'll go ahead and change the title for you. Good luck with that whole gangster business.

[torontogangster]

u mad scrub?

[mtnboardman]

I'm fine. Are you mad? Did I make you mad? I hope not. I want to make people happy! :) If I were a scrub, I'd probably resort to that whole gangster business. Do you spend all your time on the web? Are there gangster things to be done online here? Are you an internet gangster? How exactly can one become an online gangster? Do you kick it with your gang in chat rooms? Do you cap bitches and sell drugs on the ol' internet explorer here? Be careful u don't get murked by a hacker or anything!

[Lyricalstar7]

toronto is retarded lol it says WRITTEN i called a freestyle, this shit is nice tho man lol we need to collab

[mtnboardman]

dude let's collab it up

[Lyricalstar7]

Haha im honestly down man ^-^

[mortalwind]

This song had some good moments. I bet the dude could be much better with practice.

[mtnboardman]

Well thank you, I agree.

[Spanishkidpr]

Eminem is a nice freestyler but some of his songs are funny but some of his are just stupid his serious songs are hot

Ex:Toy Soldiers

[littlejbomb]

just saying you cant rap no offence like semi terrible lyrics and your white but so i am just saying your suck

[mtnboardman]

Alright, I'll do my best to implore completely terrible lyrics, and be black next time. Thanks for the constructive criticism!

[DCMandDRM]

crackers cant rap

[mtnboardman]

Right. Blackers only. That's why Eminem has better lyricism than most black people I have heard. Welcome to America ditz-face. The same laws that say I can rap, say that, you are allowed to say I can't. Beautiful. Thanks for the view.

[WanagiAkicita]

Actually, this is kinda good...

[XyzN00BzyX]

Damn WHITE PEOPLE OH YEAH YOU WHACK cracker

[mtnboardman]

I chose to spit some shit. You chose to drool out a completely homosexual acoustic cover of soulja boy. I'd like to see you say that to me in person you prepubescent bitch. I think Clint Eastwood put it pretty well in The Gran Torino.

[mctoope2]

hah nice man

[mtnboardman]

thank you

[leviispie]

its wange ster hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah­ahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaahahaahahahahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaaahahahahahahaahah apple sex

[mtnboardman]

Why are you checkin this out if you don't like rap? I think somebody's a hypocrite.

[rozzalenda123]

Nice!

[cherna3]

whats the name of the background music

[mtnboardman]

i do not know, sorry, it was given to me on a burned CD by a friend. Might be able to send you a copy if u want.

[SCDAUGH24]

lol, nice... been to daytona beach myself... it is pretty gross, specially that little town before u get to that bridge that splits and goes into daytona...

[mtnboardman]

yeah pretty terrible, can't wait to get outta here.

[aaroninit1]

yo man that was sik but funny at same time big up bro

[mtnboardman]

thanks

[ashleyxguffey]

I like it....

it is cool......

[garrett6699]

hey better then i could do!

[charliegirl313]

haha cool !!!

[jethier1]

Will dont listen to these fuck heads, they couldnt freestyle if there life depended on it. I cant wait for winter break so we can have some freestyle sessions.

[Dropshot38]

what a pussy

[mtnboardman]

Bitch please, you favorited this video!

[seanq10]

why is everyone complimenting this nails on a chalkboard rap

[mtnboardman]

why are you talking shit when you have absolutely no videos? put up or shut up.

[AlbertoHernandez]

texas mofo!

[billswood420]

i hope you get ebola you fat cunt

[mtnboardman]

I hope you get a real life someday.

[Dropshot38]

yo check me out, you like it? i like it

[thirdpower09]

coo mayne

[KennedyQT3000]

Nice.....???????

[xxcrazyxgirlxx]

good good

[espltdm251playa]

ill bust that nose watch me as i fuck these hoes, dont get mad while ya sister hangs my cloths, im a drunk nugga watch me as i flows

[dirtyDielo]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! dope dude

[abra323]

fresh stay flowing stay raW!!!!

[T3hF0z]

If this really is freestyle, its preeeety good

[BSFLittlec]

NICE FLOW DUDE HIT ME UP

[shomie3000]

yea the vid is ight u lost it a lil at the end

but u kilt it against them 2 kids in the rap battle in the comments tho props dude

[mtnboardman]

tru, thanks man!

[Computerkid15]

either the sound is OFF9like slow or fast) or you are lip sinkin

[mtnboardman]

yeah my video program (Vegas 4.0) drops frames sometimes if the tape or head is dirty or somethin an it throws it off. Not lip sinkin though but I hate that too, if you have any suggestions how to avoid it let me know.

[wgc1787]

You are so fucking lame!!

[mtnboardman]

Lame? is that the word? But you came back and watched it again? Thanks, just try not to bite my rhymes too hard.

[x401stateamindx]

there takin about the n word and tellin the otha kid not to say it how do you not kno wha there talkin bout

[mtnboardman]

Oh true? Yeah sorry, definitely not a racist or anything here. Our video Drunk Freestyle America is like satire to make fun of racists. I try to avoid inherently offensive words like that in general.

[x401stateamindx]

your rhymes are madd good for a white boy i ain bitein em jus hate how ppl drop the n word like its nothin keep the rhymes tight

[13igSmoke]

hey man, its all in good fun but watch that fucking word i hate it. As should you.

[mtnboardman]

what word?

[13igSmoke]

good muthafucka i hope yo ears hurt, cuz every word that i say is sent out to murk, and its fuckin bizurk that you think you could kill me, life down the drain? im resserected nigga you'll see. You talkin bout tread marks on my brain, but theres nuthing there you idiot im brainless im insane, and you can say that im deranged in the head because i take body count while most you niggaz count bread,

[mtnboardman]

counting bread is what we do dick! ya musta confused it with counting charges of assault when you caught tryna use it. Control I never loose kid. so I don sing the toothless blues. about some bruised up fool who got tooled with cause he was useless. Are you payin attention? My vocab busts with convention. Too fast for retention. There's no time for reflection. Oh and did I mention I explode like a geyser, I'm the big bad flow miser. I spit on you like a desert camel, dehydrated from my example.

[13igSmoke]

we here on this youtube page rap battlin, we way up river, the rest of ya'll still paddlin,

[13igSmoke]

seriously i dont know bout you im just havin fun wit it. so dont take nuthin personal

[mtnboardman]

yeah, straight.

[13igSmoke]

I have a deranged mind thats why there's corpes in my crib, and you the only one i know who got ass fucked as a kid, And when you were in science class gettin miles ahead of me, i was beatin teachers asses gettin expelled from the spelling bee.. LoL

[mtnboardman]

haha, unbelievably deranged, and light years past strange. My ears are still in pain, man your flow is wicked lame. They'll never remember your name. How like road kill all the same, I left tread marks on your brain. Then watched your life go down the drain. It was twisted like a sprain, now some insane flaming chains hold you, bitch and you complain. I just laugh and take a pic with no delay, while you get lit up like a stiff arm in the face. The pic gets framed but that shit gets thrown away.

[BSFLittlec]

nice man

[mtnboardman]

Thanks bro!

[13igSmoke]

Actually only reason id grab the machette, is to let yo ass rot and chop you up when im ready. go round for round nigga ready? have nightmares like that boy freddy, you fuck around you decomposed all in the crib really smelly...

[mtnboardman]

Rhyming "ready" with "ready" is more clever than I'll ever be. You're undeniably vile and miles in bile ahead of me. You have definitely illegit issues keeping carcasses in your crib, and you were probably sexually abused in a graveyard as a kid.

[13igSmoke]

Heres a lil sumthin ill just make it short, i blow niggas brains out like its a sport, im bout to abort, i take niggas heads off, clean up the pieces, and rub all the stains off, then go get the chainsaw, and grab the machette, im ready for war nigga you ready?

[mtnboardman]

Whoa, praise God and thank Christ that that wasn't too long! Did you take too many rips from the gravity bong? Cause who cleans up a mess and then grabs the machette? I'm ready but I'm white and I keep my flow steady. American rappers are colored like confetti.

[kornkid1818]

lmao

[billswood420]

your so gay because you are all quiet like you live with your mom and you dont want her to hear your gayness

[mtnboardman]

fair enough, there's some constructive criticism.

[elijahlucian]

lol... yeah its like somebody is standing outside your door and you dont want them to hear. keep it real bro.

[billswood420]

you lay face down with your boyfriend don't you

[mtnboardman]

naw, actually I don't lay or sleep, I factually spit rain like sleet. see, even you peeped me to see what I mean. You're probably turning mean green like a drug fiend's gangrene. I'll lyrically amputate your believes like an X-rated scene. I get more beaver than a fur coat maker's cleaver. Hearing your experience sounds like you're the butt-eater.

[billswood420]

Factually some one sent me a link,

said check this fag out hes never put it in the pink, he pobably bends over and takes it in the stink, i bet he takes sperm like its hs favorite fuckin drink,

go ahead and pull the fuckin trigger, you stupid ass motherfuckin wigger.

[mtnboardman]

I can't pull the trigger cause I don't own a gun. You can call me a gay wigger but I'll keep having fun. Apparently you like to share links about fags with your boys. If you're so obsessed with gays take it in the ass with your toys.

[billswood420]

that was weak

bitch learn to speak

im done with this shit

i only talk to people who can spit flows, get hos, and can afford to toke, bitch ur a fucking joke

[mtnboardman]

Then, you must not talk to many folks.

I can afford to smoke. I just don't. I'm doing bigger and better things with my life, bitch. You should try it! I take off and get high as shit: I'm a pilot - so money? I pile it sky high and skydive in it.

[billswood420]

hey thats harsh of course he has..with other men tho

[wgc1787]

Hahaha.....This guys never been laid

[mtnboardman]

Hahaha..... projecting: the tendency to ascribe to another person feelings, thoughts, or attitudes present in oneself.

[Gunkbe]

Ahahahaaha

Good one ! :D

[seanq10]

haha sorry i wasnt aware that there was a requirement to put up embaressing videos of urself as an eminem/gangster wanna be to comment on youtube...ill have to get a webcam and and some crazy talent like u i guess right vanilla ice? aaaahaa

[mtnboardman]

I know this isn't your favorite, "A young, adorable dancing Keanu." You're welcome to be a cynical bitch. Where do you think i get my ammunition from? Vigilance. You think I'm trying to be a famous rapper or a gangster? Bitch, this is purely for laughs, why the hate here? Since I seen you laugh in your post success is mine. That off my chest, my case is at rest. Sorry you're crying there in your sweater vest.

[seanq10]

...words cannot describe how utterly embaressed i am for u my friend.

[billswood420]

"So Im on Spring Break 08 and Im broke.......I get on my knees cuz i like to deep throat."

hahahhahahahaha, u fuckin faggot