Edward Cullen - SPARKLE SPARKLE

[AAAlice1997]

Hah! Charlie the Unicorn!!

[ronin6401]

Michael Jackson was the only man who could sparkle and still look cool.

[TXRider]

@1SmileyLyrics He looks like an anemic man with body glitter :p

[animefaerie13]

Jareth is the only man who is allowed to sparkle.

[adrielle088]

Maybe Shyamalan directed this stupid film

[1SmileyLyrics]

i toattly think that he is beautiful in the sunlight and bella swan toattaly agrees

[andieemo25]

0:35 wat that a charlie the unicorn character O.o

[PunchSydeironReviews]

0:15 and cue the Benny Hill theme!

[WobblyBoy1031]

Hey look, it's miss. Invisible personality

[ronin6401]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@ronin6401 and the award for "best reaction to Edward sparkling" is...

[sllortfognik]

sparkly faggot

[MBAVROCKS]

omg edward sparkles!!! HE looks sooo beautiful!!!

[HorrorFandom07]

Oh GOD! The Vampire Diaries and True Blood are so fucking much better! The Vampire Diaries vampires burn, excluding when they wear some fancy ring and except the Original vamps. True Blood vampires burn in the sun.

Twilight is nothing but shit!! I can't believe Stephanie Bologna ACTUALLY tries to pass off SPARKLING FAIRIES THAT SUCK BLOOD as vampires!! It's fucking stupid!!

At least in TB, fairies exist but they are DIFFERENT from vampires.

Can't Steph make something original and NOT STUPID?

[Adennos]

FUCK STEPHENIE MEYER I think she smoked crack from the fart age, when writing how Edward was. I mean seriously?

Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight they turn to ashes.

[AnotherBillyFurno]

When I looked up Twilight Sparkle, this isn't what I had in mind.

[vampire0b20]

Team Lestat

[Adennos]

@vampire0b20 Team Louis or Armand, but Lestat was a badass motherfucker I agree.

[Mrobstah]

Why does she NEED to see him sparkle?

[DarkLightPrince]

Screw Edward Cullen! Charlotte La Bouff can sparkle WITHOUT the sun!!

[jewelandloreeshow]

I would love to sparkle! No really, imagine if you sparkled like diamonds! I'm not a big Twilight fan, but seriously he's afraid of being in the sun cuz he's afraid to sparkle? Being sparkly is like my DREAM!

[Rototornik]

he is supposed to friggin die, scream and dig his eyes out in pain if he is a vampire... this sucks! (not the vid, the film that i havent even watched)

[hellothekittty]

stupid but funny i hav to say

[hotwhire]

WTF is the problem if he sparkles?

[vampire0b20]

@hotwhire hes a f*cking fairy

[Mikko2143658709]

he's obviously Gramps from The Witcher

[Itrainharder]

Lol, so much fail here its not even funny

[ghofspa1]

That's one badass ''vampire" right there

[happygang6]

THE SUN KILLED DRACULA why did it let us down this time!?

[LyrixMonster]

@happygang6 Umm... no, Dracula wasn't effected too terribly bad by sunlight. It limited his powers a bit so it was more practical to be a creature of the night. Get your facts right before you start spouting off, dumbass.

[happygang6]

@LyrixMonster no, have you read dracula? he got betrayed by his servant and he burned up so get YOUR facts right befor you call me a dumbass, also sorry about the shitty spelling.

[LyrixMonster]

@happygang6 Dracula died with a knife in his chest. No burning whatsoever. Dracula's powers were strongest at dawn dusk and noon. Noon. Do take note of that word. The whole burning in sunlight idea wasn't introduced until 1922 in Nosferatu. I'm no fan of Twilight and not just because of Meyer's take on vampires, but it just drives me crazy when people cite Dracula as a battle against sparkling (the least f'ed thing about Twilight), saying he burned in sunlight when he truly did not.

[happygang6]

@LyrixMonster a knife? only a stake or THE SUN can kill a vampire not a knife, don't ask my why but the original text states he did get killed with a knife but the story was converted to him getting killed in the sun because that was more accurate to vampire folklore. so we where both right.(also it was a joke that started this whole thing mabe you just don't under stand English humor)

[LyrixMonster]

@happygang6 "but the story was converted to him getting killed in the sun because that was more accurate to vampire folklore". This discussion is officially over.

[happygang6]

@LyrixMonster atlast!

[happygang6]

DRACULA DIED IN THE SUN why cant Edgewood culoner

[bdpchamp]

i wasted my 10th b-day watching this damn movie. i thought it was just gonna be an epic movie about vamps fighting. what do i get? faggot ass fairies. FACEPALM

[Hellsdicer]

Vamps dont sparkle except when theyre on fire :P

[BluehDaGreat]

Edward, you're supposed to explode, not sparkle in the sunlight. 

[Kamek20xxExtra]

wtf sunlight's suppose to hurt vampires

[LaughingChinchilla]

Team Alucard. Because real vampires shouldn't sparkle.

[TheCrayzeeMan]

Blade? Buffy? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

[JohnMufasa]

Joker: Why so sparkly?

[dianehater]

i thought vampires suck blood, not d**k

[MrEpicLayz0r]

chaaaaaarliieeeeeee!

[afinitimyob]

um when did he sparkle

[reicheru]

LOLOLL

[numbuh745]

UGH, this is a disgrace to vampires! Where the hell is Blade when you need him?!

[MadaraXIII]

@painlessissuicide Either way funny

[MadaraXIII]

@painlessissuicide Bill O' Reily FTW XD

[MadaraXIII]

*Sparkle* This is the skin of a killer!

Yeeeeeeeeah um ....no

[MadaraXIII]

@painlessissuicide F*cking Sunlight! How does it work!? lol

[cytorakdemon]

I was honestly amazed by this wonderfully crafted scene was, it showed me just how fucked up this series truely is.

[fearmedecember42]

@cytorakdemon yep, the series is just silly. Even the books.. tried to read the first and was like.. no. The characters are so unlikable, and the plot is unbelievably cheesy/lame.

[SonyaKano]

@fearmedecember42 Yo, I agree with the both of you, i mean, I kind of liked Twilight when I first read it...but as I examined the books further, I realized the plot was fucking stupid.

[godzilla964]

"It's the skin of a killer!" LMFAO!!!!!

[mightytuffthao]

@godzilla964 Edward is a killer, even if he kills at night we can still see him glitter :).. ninja fail

[soadpwnsyou]

lol Twilight is the worst fucking thing ever, this was hilarious. Fuck twilight.

[lolJonson]

bwaaahAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! edward is gay.

[HMistry100]

OMG MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING!!!! faved!!!

[mightytuffthao]

i laughed so fukken hard dude. dont make a funnier one lol

[lemoulinrouge]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CREEPY UNICORN SPARKLES!

[robertquimeismybitch]

OMG LOL!!!! Cannot Unsee XD

[MichaelBlue1990]

really?:)))is this really int he movie?i havent saw it but iff this scene is in it,and ppl want to take it seriosly then fuck this,it's the moust patetic scene ever!!!like puke covered in puss!

[kingofdread]

vampires sparkle in the sun instead of bursting into flame!?!?!? WTF!

[DrMisanthrope]

Cant be a vampire if he can go in the sun. How did the author miss this key point?

[MsDoctorWhoFan1]

@DrMisanthrope I hate when writers do that. When is it magicly ok for vampires to walk in the sun?

Being Human ignores it. Moonlight was decent. Vampire Diaries, ok.

[coralinejonesish]

B: Where are we going?

E: Up the CANDY MOUTAIN!

[cartoons9961]

0:43 O_o

[peaceoutparty]

p.s. wouldn't they burn up in the sunlight.? not sparkle.?

[airsofthalloween]

Alucard is laughing

[MadaraXIII]

@airsofthalloween Wait till he hits level Zero. He'll really be laughing then XD

[GodMaker925]

@gilatose Wait what did you say?

*reads the comment again*

...

No. No! NO!

Can't... Get... The... Image... Out of my head!

AAAARGHH!

[justhammond3]

hes no vampire hes a pixie dildo

[j81595]

Failward Cullen.

[TheDeviantMistress]

He is ur sparkly GOD!!!! XD

[joub007]

fabulous

[MijasMusicalMusic]

he looks different in eclipse and twilight when he is in the sun

[Spiqaro]

Guys, I think Stephanie Moyer did a great job of being very original with what her vampires do out in the sunlight. So I'm gonna write a very original story of my own about zombies that feed on the harmonic notes of Justin Bieber songs. Yeah, I'm badass.

[MichelleSerenaXo]

LOL 

[peaceoutparty]

edward lives in the forest. dosnt eat people. and he sparkles. he is CLEARLY a fairy. xD

[DimitrisduchessXD]

@peaceoutparty Too bad Sookie would kill his ass.. But I guess Bella could have the biggest engagement diamond.. just walk around with him on her arm. XD

[SwimmminChick]

@peaceoutparty i'd bet big bucks on that xD

[Curlyzboy77]

@peaceoutparty that is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!

[Teknmask]

@peaceoutparty XACTLY!

[RedEyesBlackHearts]

Edward Cullen sparkles? FML -_-

[KGN406]

um... then he burns up and turns to ash... right?

[GodMaker925]

I sure would like to see the battle between Edward and Alucard from Hellsing...

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Twilight sucks!!!!

[tattoconga]

Dracula: I suck people's blood and terrorize the villagers! What do you do? Edward: I... sparkle. Dracula: Wow. That's kinda... gay. Edward: I know. :(

[vikki12307]

MAKES ME SICK!

looool, sparkling vampires? something Dracula would have condoned

[nadman14]

as much as how retarded the sparkling looks on thuis guy. u must admit a lot of thought was put into this. they sparkle because they're skin is completely hard like stone. the cells in the skin have crystallised and become rock hard and reflect sunlight, thus the homo glittering. dont get me wrong, i hate twilight with a passion, the story is fucking retarded but the portrayal of vampires in the movie is fucking awesome in my opinion and is the only reason i managed to scrape through both movies

[vizestroowash]

gay

[WiiSpiela]

I would like to see a battle between Edward and Alucard, from the Hellsing Anime :-D

[DaceFXLance]

@WiiSpiela You already know who'd win.

[WiiSpiela]

@DaceFXLance

If Alucard would rip Edward to shrets and consume him, he would turn into sparkling and gay version of himself, poor Alucard :-D

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

True Blood = Vampires

Twilight = Fairies

[nejckra]

Silly vampire. you don't sparkle on the sun. YOU FUC**NG BURN!!!

[Strideo1]

"People would know that we're different."

What? Because you have glitter on your skin? People wouldn't care. They might think your a little fruity but that's about all.

[Imtehbestz]

Holy fucking christ this movie is gay.

[frozendrake]

This guys not vampire hes an homo emo kid that like to put lots of glitter on himself, a real vampire would have burned.... which would have made an AWESOME ending to this movie

[hajvanusa]

SPARKLE SPARKLE, SPARKLE!!

[futurewwestar]

in real life men who sparkle are usually gay. i always thought this was the gayest thing ive ever seen till i saw lady gaga's alejandro video. i was forced to watch alejandro and twilight both videos made my balls burn like hell. u say team jacob/ edward i say team van helsing (monster slayer)

[Emberstar26]

Edward: *sparkle*

Belle: Pretty

Edward: No...I'm a monster

Belle: Oh....

Edward: Yeah...pretty much means I can't be seen in public because they'd call me gay.

Belle: I love you anyway.

There. The story of Twilight. Just saved you from having to read the four books.

[LittleStrawberryStar]

hahahahhahaa, I'm a huge twilight fan, but this is just epic ;D

[LittleStrawberryStar]

Hahhaha, I love twilight, but this is just epic xD

Sparkleeee ;D

[TheSparkleyVampire]

Ripping off another vampires head with his own hands make up for the sparkles

[Minority119]

twinkle twinkle little fag

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Wha- buh- gah- REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY BURN!

[MTFAMV]

sparkles the faggot is his new name

[kmax1223]

all vampires suck blood except edward... he sucks cock lol

[MurphinYourGirl]

BE A MAN! EXPLODE AND OR BURN WHEN THE SUN GOES UP!

[BannahBubbles]

Edward sparkles.

Jacob has a HOTT body.

Overall Jacob wins.

WHAT MAN SPARKLES??!

[KennyParkz]

Superman- "I can FLY"

Batman- "I fight crime with cool gadgets"

Flash - "I run ultra fast"

Edward Cullen - " I sparkle"

[ChickenRamen]

*flails* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You NEED to see what I look like in the sunlight!

Funny part is, people belive that this imaginary character should set the "boyfriend standards." I'm sure all men will develop the abitity to pick their girlfriends on their back, run at breakneck speed, and sparkle in the sunlight. And what's more, listen to every silly thing a girl has to say. I'm a girl, and girls talk about a lot of stupid crap.

[deathratdeath]

Why is their an escalator in the middle of the forrest on that hill? hahahaha omg

[Comptech224]

Wow, did I just see epic-fail green screen effect at 0:19 ?

[fearmedecember42]

@Comptech224 I believe you just did *nod* =|

[LittleRedDrum]

@Comptech224 hahahaha lol yes haha epic fail

[shadowthehedgehog181]

@Comptech224

I'm not seeing it... :P

[Tabuu986]

Edward is the pedophile toothfairy.Beware Bella.Beware....... o.o

[Iydraen]

@Silverbluecrest I HAVE read the book. Yes, he may have been surrounded by clouds but did he die when he went out in the sunlight? No he didn't.

[misty1234]

Ahahaha fuck everytime i see that it just makes me lol on the floor.

''I'm ugly,Bella!'

Haha Oh you Eddie.

Edward cologne~~

[bnrart]

Okay...

Super Speed= SUPER EPICNESS.

Super Strength= EPICNESS

No Need to Breath= AWESOME

"vegan" vampire clan= awesome!

Aplified powers from before reborn= AWESHOME.

Sparklyness: WHAT THE-*BOOM*

Seriously. 0_0. guys, you should read the book. The moment of the sparkle is not nearly as dramatic at least.

[stevenskywalker1993]

WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED, DEMENTED, SICKO WOULD TRY TO RUIN THE VAMPIRE FOLKLOR OH WAIT I FORGOT "STEPHENIE (The Retard) MEYERS!!!!!!

[gamehead91]

this guys makes the image of vampires look really really gay!

[SirWarrenG]

Twilight is setting back feminism 100 years, insulting both literature and film as well as turning pre-teen and teenage girls bat shit crazy in one convenient little package.

[Tazwegian]

fagwood cullen

[TheVTP]

Save me from this shit...

[TidusDX]

THE AAAAMMMMULEEEETTTT!!!

Lol, twilight should be on Failblog as a constant reminder not too fuck with the stereotypes of vampires, else haters and emo fags will be born.

[gingersnapshard666]

ewww.... i think i got gay on me

[ShadowXRouge]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOT

[mysintolovemen]

um, okay?

[getchaNerdOn]

Meyers tried to make her vampires so orginal they are barely even vampires. lol

[saratzi1]

Glitter maniac is what he is haha, of course since he is a pasty, skinny girl.

[EpicEverything]

Oddward Colon~

[fearmedecember42]

@EpicEverything

THIS.

[TheBigjon1213]

hahahahaha lol.

[ShanyiBacsi]

Oh Edward you sparkly little bitch... :D

I've always paired the crazy unicorn's "SPARKLE, SPARKLE..SPARKLE!", and this shit...and I've always ended up on the floor laughing.

[JTtheLAR]

Some more fun facts about vampires that are dreamed up about middle aged horny women.

-Eating garlic makes him glow in the dark.

-A stake in the heart makes him shit rainbows.

[whiskeyinthejaro12]

i cant breath XD ...and this is why i love True Blood over the sparkley glowie pansies

[OhhFantastic]

wtf @ the end

I came here to see this sparkle business and you fucked it right up. way to go fearmedecember42

you asshole

[fearmedecember42]

@OhhFantastic

tl;tr&dgaf

[OhhFantastic]

actually, you did read it. that's why you're so butthurt. and your reply had a lot of care in it. good concept of not giving a fuck by the way.

[fearmedecember42]

@OhhFantastic

lulz. trollfag.

[OhhFantastic]

better than being a fagfag

[fearmedecember42]

@OhhFantastic

like your mom?

[OhhFantastic]

no like you, you slow piece of shit. don't confuse yourself now

[MrWebshow101]

@fearmedecember42dude moms jokes are GAY

[bananian]

so the reason he avoids the sunlight was b/c he is self conscious of his body image?

[dufubla9]

then some gives him the fucking stake to the heart

[Hjernespreng]

Vampires don't fucking sparkle!

Edward isn't a vampire!

[magiclice]

wow... show-offy much?

count dracula, cuz real men (and vampires) dont sparkle!

[Iydraen]

Dracula didn't die if he was exposed to sunlight. and Dracula's a real vampire.

[ZeroMyHero99]

@Doomlink5513

I hope Vlad comes back from the grave and kicks Edward's sparkly ass--oh wait, Edward only sparkles in direct sunlight and a REAL vampire would die if exposed to sunlight!

[Sohryuden666]

Seriously, I would have taken this scene more seriously if that lame excuse for a vampire DID NOT SPARKLE!! Edward calls himself a monster, yet he's glittering at the same time. He's got a lot more in common with Tinker Bell than a vampire.

[PeekabooDave]

WHOOOSH! Edward should have gone up in flames like a normal vampire.........

[darkfox900]

Charlie the Unicorn FTW XD

[deathangel48]

wow i love watching him sparkle. each time it just reinsures me that he is a fairy

[Piimboli]

Living in the forest, sparkling in the sunlight and smelling like a fucking sweet factory equals...vampire? Really? Cause it seems an awful lot like a FAIRY to me..

[KidBuuRulez]

if you want to see how vampires really are, watch HELLSING OVA 1-7 and currently ongoing

[xXtrickstergodXx]

Where's the sun? It's frekin cloudy!

[MadaraXIII]

and @Demonickitten666 Woman i need to tell you the person who needs to get a life is the chick who wrote this Fanfiction inspired by one of her wetdreams piece of garbage.

Yes i said it, flame me if u want, but majority ppl agree that if this junk gets published and whor3d out to the media then anything you right has just as equal a chance.

OH where did the Bram Strokers, Edgar Allen Poes and H.P. Lovecrafts go??!!

WHERE DID THE TALENT GO?!?!

[MadaraXIII]

XD GAHAHAHAHA EDWARD BEDAZZLED HIS TUMMY

Sigh Vampires........God Even Count Chocula is more kickazz than Edward, H3ll id prefer the Count From sesame street over that F@g

[greedsb1tch]

bahahaha from charlie the unicorn sparkle sparkle, sparkle!!!!

[hoouos]

THAT was the SINGLE GAYEST THING I'VE ever seen how does he show himself to his guy friends in real life after he does something like this?

[xXtrickstergodXx]

@hoouos Tell me about it!

Bella: "Edward, you could wave just told me you were gay.."

Edward: "Wut?"

[gurlinos]

dude... this is so sad. Vampires used to be cool! Look at this douche! What the hell?

[mastershake400]

i want to kill myself now. I cant believe they did this to vampires