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  • This sucks ass, death growl doesn't sound anything like this at all.

  • HA HA HA:D EPIC!

  • Not deathmetal at all or in anyway. Pull whatever's out of your ass and learn to scream right.

  • Reminds me of Gnar kill hahahaha

  • 0:58 runescape dance :D

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  • wow.it doesnt even rhyme.

  • wow.. this really will get kids to church XD

  • Well, It's true that Christianity generally focuses on Easter and all the other holidays are pretty much irrelevant.

  • This Doesn't Sound Like Death Metal...

  • the titles shoud be changed as Heavy Metal Vicar and Death Metal Farmer

  • im atheist but this...this would make me go to a church

  • Does anyone else think it should be "death metal farmer" and "heavy metal vicar" instead?

  • i used to be a death metal vicar, until i completely destroyed my voice with this techique...

    ...oh wait, there's no technique at all :D

  • STILL wouldn't be caught dead in a church.

  • I used to be a Death Metal Vicar, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @TheDamnedPanda I use to make arrow to the knee jokes, Then I got high.

  • @XxXJames666XxX i love you

  • @FilthyNinjaSTEP

    I do.

  • i go to church if psalm like this rolls on there anothervise i burn it

  • Sounds like Motorhead... lol

  • 3 days ago that song made sense...

  • There is no Chapter 25 in any of the books of John :l

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  • hey. lets start a gay-ass discussion abouth wether it's death metal or not.

  • Would be better if you knew what death metal really is...

  • @J0tunhe1m Actually, would be better if YOU knew what it really is. This sounds like classic death metal.

  • @Hojunhu I disagree. The riffing has not very much to do with classical death metal, i.e. old Death, Obituary, Autopsy, Morbid Angel...

  • wtf

    

  • 0:40 :)

    

  • f u

    

  • 1:07 huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

  • 1:07 FOR EPiiCNESS!!!!!!

  • 4300th

  • This guy needs to learn his sub-genres.. This is not Death Metal, and his farmer one was not 'Heavy Metal.'

  • the chorus is in my head all day

  • the vicar needs to practice his gutural

  • love how all the stupid metalheads are taking this so seriously. Learn what parody means.

  • death metal vicar rules!!

  • 1:10 is just fucking brilliant.

  • Every Day, every Night!!!

  • i thought it wass ehren

  • SMA-SMASH THE PICKNIC UP!

  • 01:08 <= He's gay..

  • 0:55 TO FUCKING EPIC

  • Either: Keep pressing 2 for headbanging or

    watch death metal yawning by pressing 6.

  • most highly flavoured gravy glooooooooooria...... ITS ALL ABOUT EASTER MAN!!

  • The Best!!

  • EESTUUH YOO AHVE TRESURRRRUNTS! AND YOO GEHT SCHOKLIT EEGGGGS

  • Ok... wtf?

  • Brutal.

  • need to work on it

  • Lets make a moshpit! :3

  • god.... after watching heavy metal farmer and dubstep santa i was expecting a hilarious video... damn, i was wrong...

  • @TheBoredNerd

    Dubstep santa was shit.

  • Nice guturals

  • I like the child chourus in the background... Do you know the name of the song? I´m searching for that...

  • @CestusInfernalis the name varies: it is traditionlly called either Most Highly Favoured Lady or Gabriel's Message. i reccomend you listen to the German vesions of carols...so amazing! Especially Silent Night (Stille Nacht....originally written in German).

  • 0:30 POSSESION DEMONIAK ?

  • I MAKE TASTY RIFFS FOR THE LORD!!

  • This reminds me of Gnarkill!

  • Nawt christmas!!!! Creepy and funny

  • this made my day x)

  • lol! you suck hahaha

  • I can't hear him singing? wtf i can only hear the guitar and drums? this happening for anyone else?

  • @2EOG The vocals are in one channel and the music comes out of the other channel.

  • fun

  • If the priest at my last school did that, I'd totally shxt myself. O.O

  • LOL! xD

    if you have Realtek HD Audio Manager, low-pitch this song to -4 and it will sound like death metal

  • This is fail.

  • Why is it so that all the youtube videos that are ment to be humorous and have the words death and metal in their names do never contain actual death metal music???

  • The chorus sounds like Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss"

  • @terretetetito lol yeah, caught that too

  • @TheGurkenfass I don't trust you as a metalhead if you call "heavy Metal Farmer" death metal. Sounded more deathcore to me.

  • where is the real version?

  • @TheGurkenfass Yes, TTT, my favourite Gmod gamemode. XD

  • 1:11 is the best

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT DRUMMERS FACIAL EXPRESSION

  • itd be better if it was a decent parody of death metal. lol.

  • From 1:08 - 1:20 dosent that sounds like the chorus from season in abyss?

  • we3 we3 we33 wewe3 33

    

  • I'm enjoy a lot of metal, but I accept this for what it is and enjoy it. Why do people need to get so hung up on sub-genres? So what if this isn't death? It's still hilarious.

  • ok where's the death metal?

  • tryin to be like cookie monster but fails

  • more like thrash metal vicar

  • very funny

  • wtf

    

  • John's Gospel hasn't got 25 chapters. Just sayin(trollin)

  • 56 seconds = lmao!

  • You should do it longer, coz its f*cking good :D

  • why r u death metal ppl so obsessed about ur genres? "this isnt death mental, its deathcore rock music or some bullshit

  • lol jizz face @ 0:25

  • this actually sounds good

  • Nice

  • 0:55 :'D

  • this is twisted melodic/churchcore ^_^

  • THE BEST !!!!!!

  • awesome :D

  • HIS DANCING!!! XD

  • 1645 ppl dnt like christmas

  • \m/  \m/

  • i didnt like the santa vids at all but this was funny

  • 1640 people care about xmass instead of eastern

  • This is not deathmetal type in Cypecore to know what deathemtal is (thats not a ad thats just an example...stop trolling me...im talking with myself)

  • pathetic

  • Saw this video on Jim ( TV Show ) on youtubes most funnyes ^^

  • This video is STILL retarded. As I said before, its not even good music. Its like someone that "thinks they know what metal is" without actually being a metal head made this video. Weak. 0/5 bitches.

  • @hellfencer I so hope your trolling

  • @iverruler Not trolling. I just think this sucks.

  • @hellfencer That's not the point, these tracks are all from sites that offer no copyright music, if they actually were to use a song they'd risk flagging.

  • if my towns priest was like this

    i would go to church every sunday i'd go every day :D

  • @TheGurkenfass Agreed haha.

  • be better if you knew what death metal was.

  • @SeriouslyJack Agreed.

  • @SeriouslyJack well i think it's hilarious

  • @SeriouslyJack stop taking it so seriously you 15 year old faggot

  • @SeriouslyJack i dun think he gives a shite

  • @SeriouslyJack pointless noise, thats what it is...

  • @SeriouslyJack its people like you

  • HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want to goto that church

  • you have the vocal types on this video and heavy metal farmer mixed up

  • that fat man rocks :D

  • is that Garway church

  • Wacken! \m/

  • Right.Stop that.Its silly.Very silly indeed.His hairs too long to be a vicar.Now.Time for a cartoon ^.^

  • ohhhh shit

  • Hahahahaha!

  • @TheMastaJay Your*

  • lol

    

  • press 8 and 9 i think its funny

  • Ahaahahahahaa BRILLIANT!

  • PRESS 4 OVER AND OVER FOR CHRISTMAAAAASS!!

  • HIP HOP SUCKS!!

  • whoa, dude!

  • @TheMastaJay That's not incorrect grammar, it's incorrect spelling dipshit.

  • This sounds like father jack... DRINK! FECK!

  • LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE VIDEO"S FROM A DEATH METAL/HEAVY METAL FARMER and a DUBSTEP SANTA

    I fucking like you

  • I got laughter in the ''chocolate eggs'' part xdxd

  • you know that creepy goosebumpy feeling you get when you're really, really embarrassed for somebody......? that.

  • I love how he sounds so retarded :D

  • @TheMastaJay ur ignorant and im just gunna leave it at ur a fail troll, plese stop messaging me because ur just ignorant and ur just wasting ur time messaging me back.

  • Can i have the chords?

  • i did this today in church... they trew me out :( 

  • Rap stands for

    Retards

    Attempting

    Poetry

  • @TheMastaJay nice one ignorant, but im white and im in college, but nice try fail troll is fail.

  • why not " black metal vicar" ?

  • 1621 people believe in god

  • @100GameReaper so what if people believe in god, are you saying people who believe in god can't enjoy metal? fuck off nigger.

  • @THEDARKSA1NT fuck you, i say that believer don't like metal who tease the church

  • @100GameReaper ur comment made no sense, im just gunna leave it as ur ignorant

  • Pause at 0:05 Jizz... in my pants.

  • How is the deathmetal? lol more like punk :D

  • PRESS 9

  • VERY VERY GOOD,FUNNY and EPIC

  • great idea but ....its far too tame lol, i wanted to do a shopping list one !!

  • listen carefully , at the end he says "good lord.."

    nice vid!

  • Haha! Fuckin funny vid. Speaking of funny, that pink colored RETARDED Cannibal Corpse video response was so goddamned HILARIOUS! Hahahaha!!!

  • @DavisIsASuperHero stop promoting your own video through other accounts

  • @IamHexxorz What the hell are you talking about, buddy?

  • @DavisIsASuperHero  love the way u try to get viewers <3

  • if my church was like this i would go everyday!

  • I FUCKING LOVE THIS STUFF DAVEYBOYZ... KEEP IT UP!!!!

    Maybe we could have a speedmetal hairdresser ?

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  • I can say as a band called the real this song

  • The build up was good, the payoff was fucking shit.

  • hahaha this is so stupid but i love it

  • Now you need Oli Sytkes opera

  • 1616 dislikes. ok this is not death metal. but it's hell funny

  • 0:55  LMFAO!!

  • sounds like he's shitting his ass!lol

  • I really like to see the full dance @ 1:10

  • Icke find dit duffte, wa.

  • 1608 people don't like chocolate eggs.

  • drummer is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!