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  • I know this was posted a long time ago, but I've been watching your videos for years. What I like about you is that you're YOU. It's YOUR channel. You've grown up and developed into a different person like everyone else does in the world and viewers get to see that. I like your "angsty" vlogs, I like your footage of you and your friends, and I like your genuine, simplistic personality. Whatever videos you post will always be great and you'll always have my respect.

  • You need to have a smoke sesh.

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  • STOP SOPA !!!

  • so much respect. this video made me subscribe

  • i just subscribed

  • Dan Brown brought me here. Great video :)

  • Your awesome... I would watch if you made vlogs..

  • :L

  • you didn't ask me to subscribe at the end so i didn't LOl hahaha nah i did anyway ahha cool vid, nice channel mate!

  • I'll always watch your videos because your awsome!

  • i wanna watch some normal guy talk about normal things.

  • @DeliciousCandy124 I too would enjoy watching a normal guy watching normal things

  • johnman, i do not care what you do/not do on this channel...or any other channel for that matter. i will watch your videos... forever.....because you are awesome. and that is all. :]

  • He's is just saying these things because he is a hipster now, and he wasn't years ago... Regardless of his hipster levels, I would still marry him.

  • @jaybananaz ...wh-wh-wh-whaaaat?

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Well, you pretty much said that you did these types of YouTube videos before other people and that the large corporations were tainting your lifestyle. All I'm saying is it came across very hipster.

    Or is it that you are surprised by my marriage proposal? because that's still on the table.

  • @jaybananaz What I said is that I hate videos that are secretly advertisements. I did it ONCE and it felt horrible and I never want to do it again. And that I hate that to be "successful" on youtube I need to do things I'm uncomfortable doing just for views and subscriber numbers. I need to collab with people I don't even like just to network. I hate that stuff. I don't think you even know what a hipster is.

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup I guess I just assumed hipster since you were so saddened by being forced to sell out to the mainstream in one of your videos, but I suppose that any decent person would feel just as bad for being made to do that, hipster or not, and in this case, not.

    Anyway, I'm thinking spring wedding? Unless you want something else haha

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Greatest response I've ever seen

  • lol 'apparently were on a gondola'

  • I agree with this rant.

  • I just want to let you know that i have watched your videos for years and although there have been lengthy periods that i have strayed from watching them on a constant basis...i always referred back to them because this is what i like about youtube. i enjoy watching people like you who put out a thought, an idea and make me think about a subject or multiple subjects at once. I understand your reasoning for putting a hault to your videos like this but thankyou for what you have done :]

    -Randi

  • I get that. I'm a bit frightened of getting into vlogging or making Youtube videos, because of the popularity contest that it can become. I don't want to worry about the number of subscribers I don't have.

    But having said that, my firm belief is that if you're producing quality videos, then you will get the subscribers that you want, people behind the screens and the numbers who care about what you say. I think you just won yourself one in me, I came here from fizzylimon. So kudos. Keep going.

  • ur cute lol

  • Also, what you say is true. Things seems to be getting a bit stupid. Like, all the adverts before you can watch a video. I came on to this website to watch a video, not to be sold something I have no interest in or watch a random little traile for a movie I don't want to see.

  • Man, I hate screen wipes.

  • You have made a subscriber out of me, by just being honest! <3

  • I actually keep watching this because it's so true.

  • I've never seen you before, but it seems as though you don't want to sell out. this makes me want to watch someone who's "just making stupid video blogs on the internet" i love it. thanks for "keeping it real" ;)

  • nobody is stopping you from vlogging how you want to. The internet is not some magical fairy land where the grownups will provide billion dollar server farms to be your playground, for free, forever

  • @jml21000 I simply said I felt like I was being pulled in two directions.

  • @jml21000 k

  • John, I completely agree with you. A few years ago, Youtube was where I went to find other teenagers who shared the same thoughts I had. I liked watching your videos that were 8 minutes long; I'd put them on and listen while I cleaned my room, or folded clothes. I simply enjoyed listening. Everything's changed now, and I barely keep up with videos. Maybe it's because we've all gotten older.

  • wtf is screen wipes? Have I missed something here?

  • Remember when we all met on The Mystery Channel... when we were all (more or less) "unknowns"... that was the beginning of something awesome for a lot of us, I think. I wish we could return to those days. The truth is, Johnman, I want to watch you talk about your life and so many other people do too. We can turn this around and make YouTube into whatever we want it to be.

  • Well lets hope its not all that bad i just made my first video.. Sooo Hope i get some views :D

  • I CARE ABOUT SCREEN WIPES!!!

  • well then, hello new friend! :) i'm here to be a friend. lol the bottom line is JUST BE YOURSELF! let the yellers yell, the questioners question, the prize-givers give, and the vloggers just vlog. do the vids you like to do and after that, WHATEVER. :D do you!!!!!!!!

  • The only reason you will truly fade into obscurity is if you suck! Your seem really good.

  • You did this for a reason. To be yourself, help people, share opinions, discuss, thought-provoke. People have followed you for a reason :) You're a decent young man who isn't green screened and heavily edited. You're keeping alive the old YouTube! I want to feel connected to someone authentic, not someone who is nothing but retarded songs, parodies, etc. Yes, I watch them for laughs. I watch you for you.

  • Well, btw, you're art is awesome... Maybe you should do some more of that c: you're pretty good, and you're a good cartoonist. Make cartoons? But that'd take took long. So Idk, something about your art ^-^

  • Your friggin right o_o I mean, all the effing videos consist of: random shit, sex concepts, and things that make no sense and people just want fame I: Ok, I agree with you... Gee, Youtube - you're a great infulence on younger people.

  • editing the comment i posted on andrews vid:

    don't stop making videos because of the way youtube fucked up. keep making videos for the small community that supports and loves you for who you are.

    keep making the random vlogs when you're geeking out about something dorky with aubrey. yes, you're not 17 and you've grown up, but no matter how old we get, we still have that inner child inside of us. :) we love watching your vids because of who you are. so don't change, and be yourself.

  • I like Youtubers like you man, keeping it real.

  • i just like you vlogging. i'll be sad if you stop.

  • I feel like you just punched my mum.

  • probably my favorite videos you do are the ones where you are just bored and happen to have your camera with you, like the one with you and aubrey critique-ing ( :/ ) the new poke'mon or when you made the video calling yourself stupid because you actually got tangled in a blanket after making fun of how ridiculous the snuggie commercials were.

  • I respect you more for this video, as stupid as that sounds.

  • this reminds me of adventure time :D

  • I think it's awesome that you consider yourself "normal".  :)

  • I can't disagree with any of the points you made in this video but I happen to find you fascinating and I've been watching your vlogs since the beginning(5 years ago?) I looked forward to them like I did to an episode of The Hills. Oh, and your pretty attractive :)

  • So THAT's what happened to marco from degrassi

  • I have NO IDEA why, but you remind me of Show Luo.

  • i like screen wipes... =/

  • I feel like you hate me lol

  • "Apparently we're on a gondola"

  • If you stick a little bit of product placement in there and put the proceeds back into future content, I'm sure viewers will understand. Viewers only get pissed off when you stick so many commercials in that they feel you are consistently wasting their time.

    And yes, asking for votes against people who can't ask for votes is just cheating.

  • I hate seeing youtubers promoting products themselves in their videos, and I hate adds posted in front and behind videos. However, general adds and advertisement are a needed evil if youtube wishes to continue existence. Most people probably dont realize that Youtube was making Millions of losses untill Google bought it and implemented the add based revenue models you talk about. Top channels hogging viewers with 'freebies' is retarded, but if you just wish to make videos, be thankful you can.

  • john lets be friends plz

  • i love this so much.

  • i think you are just awesome.

  • im extremely happy i found you John :DDD

  • I completely love what you have said - I have a question though... why are you partnered if you dislike the adverts and you hate that youtube is about money? I'm not being pedantic, I really want to know. I've been offered to start partner route and my hesitations are just those :/

  • @jsutkissmyfrog Well I've been a partner for about 3 years! Youtube wasn't like this when I first became one. I also just like having a banner on my page XD And it IS nice to make a little bit of money from my videos, but yeah, mostly just like having that banner. Also I don't have a problem with ads on videos, I just don't like people doing product placement

  • i now have a really weird craving to buy toshiba screen wipes.. nice form of subtle product placement you accidently sloted in there!

  • actual comment. omfg way to hit a horse way beyond dead; i liked, because i liked what you were saying. what you describe is selling out (not what your doing); but it's survival. you need to find your passion because that's the only reason i whatched. the last thing i am saying is to sell out or quit. mostly because i don't think you can. anway i'm gone, later

  • oh look a carmercail!? that one just hit me like a buss on day "what the f**k was that, and how do you spell censorship and what is that agaIn? side comment not the one i ment to make.

  • John,will you be my friend, I totally love your point.I've been a viewer for so long and I do think that it's not much community it's still it be no one is not as tight as a community,thanks Man See you next time.

  • I think he is actually promoting those screen wipes secretly. I feel obligated to buy them.

  • i would be so upset if you ever stopped making videos. your videos were sort of like a reminder out there that someone else had the same interests, humor, and creative hunger as me. i make videos. i think i watched yours because the inspired me and showed me that a random nonesense video or just someone talking was relevant or important because that was something that i had in common. i never had the courage to post mine. youtube used to be something i could relate to. thats gone.

  • i feel like alot of 'famous' youtubers have recently made similar videos about subscribers and whoring and selling out... duz that say anything about what youtube has become?

  • I don't feel like I'm wading through anything. I don't feel like the old community has died. It's still out there, you just have to let yourself find it.

    "Where do I fit in..." That's the problem. People need to quit asking that damn question and just make videos and stop worrying about what the "PROS" are doing. Put your content out there and people WILL find it. You will NOT be an overnight success. Make videos because you enjoy it. Make them the best you can and shut the hell up.

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup oh, okay. it's just that a lot of things you said he does. but i guess thats just wht youtubes like nowadays, i like you and him whatever path you take realy :)

  • I don't mind commercials. But you're correct about the fact that it is indeed HARD to find a person or any video. Its just ridiculous.

  • haha you have one more subscriber now hehe :P

  • how do you make your artwork? on the comp, or do you draw it first then go back?

  • @cplexroro I usually do a very loose drawing on paper, then take a picture of it and "ink" it digitally in photoshop :D

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup aaaah, i see, too ghetto for a scanner? ;D

  • Such a gay. TORLROLRORLROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OL. Touch meh.

  • For some reason I feel like you're aiming this at Meghan. I like it.

  • @YOitsNat ...I'm not aiming this at anybody and especially not freaking Meghan. She's my best friend. What is with people? It's like they want to create drama where it doesn't exist. This video is about ME, not anybody else u_u

  • Have an extra subscriber :3

  • AndrewBravener, Alex Day... and charlieissocoollike mentioned something like this too, I think... and now this. I sure have been watching loads of videos lately where TheBigPeople (that's what I call you guys with loads of subscribers =p ) talk about being a whore on youtube. It is nice to see that most of you care more about quality subscribers (or just viewers, for that matter), than just a high number on the "Subscribers"-list. All is not lost.

  • Bla

  • why do you look like justinbieber

    

  • why not just move to vimeo? lol

  • @pandamanparty Have you seen Vimeo? It's tailor made for artsy short films. Not the average vlog.

  • I so gotta go buy Toshiba screen wipes now.

  • Take the sage advice from your name, dude needa ease on up. Its growing pains, youtubers have a shelf life. Maybe your time is up, or maybe you'll find another reason to make videos again. From this video alone, you seem to still have a passion and desire for videos. Personally, I much rather the old videos, people randomly talking, room tours, random facts. All the classics!

  • So if you just want to make videos and have fun... why not make the videos and enjoy what you do?

  • John! My god, I forgot about your channel... I'm so sorry! I remember subscribing to you years ago and loving every single video you uploaded. I just went back and watched some of your more recent(-ish) I intend on subscribing immediately.

    Also, just so you know, your link to Zack's districtlines has a typo, just in case you want to change it. You have it as ditrictlines. XD

  • AGREED. watch my channell and i will watch urs. Sub to mine and if u are a video maker...consistant....then i will SUB back. lets hav eachothers backs yall

  • its like you read my mind.

  • SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

  • JOHN!! my first name is John too, but I dont use it because I look more like a Vincent (my middle name) but yeah!

  • You got that gay thing going. How is that different from being loud or excentric?

  • @socdk ...Am I being trolled or what? 

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Oh, you're not gay then? Well... You do have some feminine qualities, let's leave it at that. Diva hands much?

    Yes, I'm trolling. But the diva hands are definately there :)

  • @socdk Diva hands? No way, I'm just italian. 

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup But... I thought you guys had moustaches? Or wait, is that mexicans?

  • I gotta get me some Toshiba screen wipes!

  • This is a dillema known in management. What YouTube wants to do is found what is popular. One way to do it is to look at likes, comments and subscribers. The problem with that is that you're measuring just that, you're measuring likes, comments and subscribers, not popularity.

    People game the system and it all goes to heck.

  • dude, seriously.. i kinda agree with some of the stuff.. but not evertrything you said. Being funny and screaming on camera is how some of the famous youtube people get the're angst out, just like you said... The're not just doing it to get views. When they ask a question or tell us to like the video because of something.. that's not a crime either... Sometimes people ask and i don't like the video so i don't thumbs it up or coment it... if people LIKE what you do they you will have views!

  • My kudos to you, sir, for making this video.

  • On a completely unrelated note: I love your Christmas wreath :)

    My response: I STARTED watching people on youtube when I was 17...now I'm on my way to 21...it was SO drastically different! When I look back, I watched amazingphil and shanedawson and swiftkaratechop BEFORE they were famous...they were just a blip on the radar. I completely understand that while being silly and making sketches is fun, it's practically how this site works...and it's kinda sad :(

  • I just make vids to make em..

  • Truth be told, if you wanted to make money or win contests on the backs of your subscribers, we'd all be okay with it. Lord knows how hard it is to make a buck these days. It's definitely reassuring to see people not go that route though! What I've seen from youtubers who make this their job though, is pissed off viewers at any small sign of inconsistency who are just subbed because it's the"popular" thing to do. This is probably something that I'm sure you're more than happy to avoid.

  • Dude, not to sound like a cheerleader, but just keep doing what you're doing. If you don't care about the money and don't want to make this a career, then all power to you! Keep posting what you want and whether you have 6 or 60,000 subscribers they will be a lot more faithful to you, if that's even the right word. I am an example of fav-ing and liking a videos because I want to not because I'm told to, and believe me, there are tons of people like me out there who have minds of their own!

  • My screen is pretty dirty. I could use something to wipe my screen :)

  • There is a glorious irony to a video about not wanting to do stupid things to get subscribers, favs and comments, getting about 10x the subscribers, favs, and comments of a normal video. Brings a tear to the eye.

  • Oh no! It sounds like you've got a case of... dignity!

    I didn't even think it was possible for young people to catch that! Impressive! :D

  • Well based on this video, you're not just interesting enough to spend my time watching your videos. I have more interesting friends in real life. If you don't want to rant or anything it's cool. But a s a consequence you'll be unpopular. Take no offense, it's the truth. Because I much rather listen to ordinary people in real life than through a computer monitor.

  • I think the vain hope of this generation has become the dream of becoming a viral hit...the very phenomenon that made youtube a cultural icon is destroying its ability to have cultural meaning

  • Give it to me

  • I like your honesty. :)

  • "Honestly, I just wanna make friends, I just wanna have fun on the internet, I just wanna make videos."

    THATS what made me like the video.

    Not some pair of flimsy ass yellow scissors.

    I like your opinion.

    *subscribbbess*

  • *subscribed* First video of yours I've ever seen, but I love the honesty and I would love to see some more genuine videos as opposed to my usual.

  • I love your opinion so much. its not even funny.

  • 2:14 - questions, you don't like asking questions because it's just a ploy. Often times these question can add a more interesting part to your show and you can actually learn things about your subscribers.

    2:20 - recent work, Yes, it can be annoying to those who are loyal fans but honestly, I find them rather useful.

    2:30 - collaborations, Do these because you've made a bond not for the subs. I love seeing collabs cause I've found most of my subscriptions though a friend of the youtuber

  • @Cooldude518 I agree with "2:14" but while it adds to the conversation, it's a ploy at the same time because there is no way someone reads through 10s of thousands of comments. "2:20" If you're a loyal fan you already know the recent work and it sounds like he would rather cater to the loyal vs the ones who are just browsing. If they like what they see they can click to his channel and watch the recent work there. "2:30" Agreed but that's why many youtubers do it... Just adding to the convo :)

  • @bobolob Thank you for having a mature response, you made some good points. Obviously no all the comment question can be read but a good portion can and usually will have consistency so not all are needed to be read. I just wanted to add though, the only reason I found this video was dan brown responding. How we keep the "real" youtubers alive is through this sharing and responding to/of other channels. Again, adding to the convo

  • @Cooldude518 Dan got me here too. To go back, I actually like being asked questions and opinions from users. It does increase comments and views when a person does that in a video but it also makes the fans feel like part of the show as you said. I also think that despite money being made on youtube, even the highest subbed youtubers make videos because it's fun. The "fake" youtubers are easy to spot but to each their own. If I had a 100,000+ subs I'd probably get help in a contest too.

  • It's kinda funny that while watching this video, I noticed this big ole ad right next to it... I guess Caldwell Bank is something you use!

  • I think you're onto something with the way the youtube community has changed. But I mean I think with the advertisements I think its a personal choice and Its not just youtube, most major websites on the internet make money through advertisements. That can't really be helped and I disagree with you saying that people dont like watching "People like you" Just making regular Vlogs. I dont know if you just dont wanna feel like a sell out or what not but you gotta get with the times.

  • Just out of a matter of interest.... were you actually approached about screenwipes? :p

  • Dear john,

    go to 4:25- 4:36 : (1.) Good joke. (2.) Not stupid at all.

    go to 4:40- 4:45 : you may not know, but if i had to answer that question, id say "all of the above." you just explained it percisely. :D

    go to 3:21- 3:29 You shouldnt care. the only people you should care about are the people you love because theyre the ones you would ever care about if you hurt them. You may not see it, but me and all of your fans do. i get it, i totally agree with you, but does it matter?

    I care...

  • i'd actually like some screen wipes, my laptop screen is dirty

  • you gained a subscriber :)

  • i still watch videos of people blogging and such. i'm a nerdfighter. i love to hear what people like john and hank green have to say.

  • lol at your voice

  • For me, I struggle to really understand the problem. You say you don't care about screen wipes and ads and all this other stuff which will get your channel views then you don't need to worry about it.

    If you're doing this for yourself, as an outlet and a catharsis for you, it doesn't matter whether you have 9 views per video or 9 million. Remember that it's you who matters, your expression, your art, your happiness; and just let everything else go.

  • "people don't do this without yelling."

    i immediately thought about Out back Zack. XD

  • LOL JUST DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO DO TILL YOUTUBE CUTS YOUR FUNDING THEN MAKE ONE LAST VIDEO CALLED F*** y*** YOUTUBE AND THEN INVEST YOUR MONEY IN BONDS TO LIVE OFF THE INTEREST

  • its true. i dont care about screen wipes..

  • are you ranting at amazingphil?

  • @EllaaFordLovee8248 Heck no I'm not! I love Phil! I'm not ranting at anyone at all, actually

  • anyone feel like they were subliminally made to thumbs up this video? :o

    not that it was john's intention, just curious..

  • @wtjb88 Ahhh yes...everything is going as according to plan...

  • I like his arument. For the record, I subed before he "told us to"

  • I think you said it right. do what you feel passionate about. It's easy for me to said that I know. I never wanted to make money off of this in fear of losing the fun. The tiny viewing I have are friends and content with that

  • what you said about liking and favorite videos I disagree. I am much more tempted to like and favorite a video if they don't beg for it. maybe that's just me.

  • thumbs up for scissors

  • I actually need screen wipes for my Toshiba laptop. I feel like I missed the message of the video because of that...

  • So don't do it, I don't know about anyone else, but I won't hold it against you.

    I was subscribed before you had a following, and I'll be subscribed if you ever lose that following.

  • To gay to watch for me.

  • @kvj1989 Why would that matter you fucking asshole? Grow the fuck up.

  • @JohnnPurchasee I'm 6.5 , i won't grow more then that.

  • @JohnnPurchasee I'm 6'3, who cares. Thats not funny. Its homophobic assholes like you that ruin peoples lives. I'm not gay, or bisexual, but i know plenty of people who are and they're no different from anyone else. And by the way, you should have said "Too" instead of "To"

  • @kvj1989 What you said didn't upset me. What upset me is that I went to your page and you like scott pilgrim and Zelda. We're on the same team, BRO! WHAT'S THE DEAL!?

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Dude, i'm just trolling.

    I don't know for a fact that you are gay but i am.

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup Instantly subscribed after your comment to the bigot who said you were 'to gay'. That is quality.

  • @CharlieRosek did the same thing haha

  • @kvj1989 Next time you try to spread your hate, make sure to use proper grammar. Gay is not a verb.

  • @Nannirk What are you gonna do about if i don't do that you fucking homo?

    Go share icecream cones with that other gay guy, bitch.

  • @kvj1989 Although I'm not a homosexual, I believe you were referring to me, but what exactly is it you want me to say? That I'll go cry to mommy? That I'll kick your ass? No. I'll do much worse. I'll do nothing.

    What does ice cream cones have to do with being gay, anyway?

    You really should try to be offensive instead of just spouting random shit.

    Because, frankly, you don't make much sense.

    Go have sex. Drink a bottle of soda. Give your mother a hug. Watch a movie. Do something positive..

  • @Nannirk Wow, what a gay retard.

  • @kvj1989 The mentally challenged wouldn't like being referred to like that. But you're right. Most of the mentally challenged I've met have been very gay. But not the kind of gay you're referring to.

  • @Nannirk Dude, fuck off please.

    You're boring me.

    Also me and the dude who made this video already talked this out so don't start this again.

  • @kvj1989 Dude, there's no need for foul language.

    I don't care if I'm boring you. And I'm not "starting" anything. You started this.

  • @Nannirk Ok gay retard let's play some more.

  • @Nannirk Don't feed the trolls.

  • @dudeneedaeaseonup But they're so adorable and pathetic!

    Ok, I'll stop now.

  • This is why most of the people I'm subscribed to aren't like that. Mostly.

  • I've been on YouTube for years through various accounts and have seen all the changes.... I do miss the old days where you could subscribe to a blogger and they would get big... big meaning 10,000 subscribers so they could still be really personal... However, with the ability to make money from videos comes businesses and these ads are just going to become more prominent as YouTube progresses... :)

  • I subscribed!

  • I dont think Youtube will change again very soon and its ok if you dont want to advertise your vids like some other youtubers. I think what you should do is get some youtuber friends together and think of new ways of advertising your vdeos and continue being popular. Sure there is the current Youtube System but every system has its work arounds that let you use it the way you like it.

  • Subbed without even being asked, I love videos with actual content like this, not just somebody fooling around infront of the camera.