Squiggly line

[HiddenAbilities]

Guys! To keep the squiggly in your eye, as it scurries in 1 direction move your eye the oposite way real fast, and keep it there for a second. Watch it as it's velocity turns around. It'll eventually slow down and start to sink to the bottom. Then you look up xD I attempted once to see how long I can keep it in my vision.

[bl709]

I have never seen a squiggly line in my peripheral vision before

[DemonGirlinHell]

@bl709 good for you because it's annoying as hell(i mean the squiggly line)

[YeahhBuddyAllDay]

I thought this was about a line on an EKG monitor, the eye floaters went totally over my head.

[toniogreat]

You.are forgiven.lol

[RogueCoup]

Stop the video

click play and watch this /watch?v=oZ0lqK9bXcg

[unulify]

:)

[thedjkuz]

I used to think I was the only one until I saw this xD

[acemace3618]

@thedjkuz me too my friends thought i was crazy when i was like "can't you see floaters or something in your vision?"

[Autonova]

apparently the 'squiggly lines' are little bits of retina which came loose while your eye was forming, and so just end up chilling in your eye fluid

[CALICOTV301]

@Autonova Yep or detaching as you grow older. I have them, annoying

[mackles]

thumbs up if you're breathing air right now lmao

[shanemerrigan1994]

The Funny thing is it went away about 2 minutes after me watching the video lol

[shanemerrigan1994]

I always thought that the best part of the scene was the what Brian was actually drawing :)

[TheUmbulum]

Lol this is about those little eye floaters in your eyes you get

[cambysenor]

is this from a movie or something ?

[Corps1e]

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the peripheral of my vision.

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?

oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

[SheNoob087]

17 people kept trying to follow the squigly line

[shanemerrigan1994]

@SheNoob087 I do

[SheNoob087]

@shanemerrigan1994 lol

[chrisxls3]

oh thank god. i thought i was the only one

[DarkKnight1407]

I always see that damn squiggly line, wtf is that??? Hahahaha random ass shit lol

[Mattata987]

@DarkKnight1407 They're floaters. Little pieces of cells stuck in the vitreous humor inside your eye ball :)

[SayMuziqGurl96]

wuts the name of this episode?

[shadsurani24]

16 people don't know what Stewie is talking about!

[LongviewGD182]

@shadsurani24 And 1 person cant stop following an annoying trend

[JarodaPwnz]

ﴊﴄﴉﴅﴙﴗﴗﵛﴵﵸﵸ Found it.

[spoogeling]

I can barely read what I'm typ[ing, it's taking up my entire left eye, you are NOT forgiven, eye floater, pack your shit, get the fuck out of my eye, asshole.

[Minecraft2789]

@spoogeling Could be retinal detachment

[DejoyLeann]

Oh squiggly line in my eye.. lmao

[Sumified]

"Ode to Squiggly Line" LMAO :D

[TSMFear]

I'm using this as my free verse poem in English !:)

[SharriLorraine]

OMFG!!!! i went outside this morning and looked at the morning sky, and i saw the squiggly line and got worried, so i went online to look up squiggly line in vision, and saw this... wtf?

[purplediamondcutie]

Lmao best peom ever

[seniferreira]

Eye floaters suck! Thumbs up if you agree...

[ccipollini1984]

as a joke I put this in text as a status on my FB and people thought I had an eye parasite!

[MZLISHA07]

Ha!

[klyxes]

the squiggly line is ,if i remember, dead cells(i think) that pass through your eyes

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

~ Squggily line :D

[nikkibabiiiii]

I feel ya Stewie. I've had the squiggly line for years!

[BlackBeardDelight187]

Sometimes these squiggly lines come in circles. Now those little fu**ers are very elusive.

[shaneymane15]

the squiggly line is like a metaphor for women

[the1randomdud3]

@shaneymane15 Your a retard, it's eye floaters

[shaneymane15]

@the1randomdud3 You're so stupid. Do you know what a metaphor is?

[ceecobeehan]

@shaneymane15 What you on about he is talking literally here. You never experienced this before no??

[shaneymane15]

@ceecobeehan You're really an idiot.

[ceecobeehan]

@shaneymane15 Whats it a metaphor for then. Explain it to me so.

[shaneymane15]

@ceecobeehan Forget about it. My original post was just a joke, you misinterpreted. It's not even that serious....

[Mayhem3033]

If you dont get this video you should be happy that it isnt funny. Just got my squiggly line a few weeks ago, i feel special, i can see something most people cant :) Nevertheless will this go away lol

[StudNewEra]

funniest shit ever

[nthomas87]

arguably the FUNNIEST bit ever by FG! hahaha. LOVE this clip!

[vegeti10]

I thought this only happened to me

[MagnusRulerHardt]

This video sucks because it's filmed off of a screen.

[sebastiabeastly]

what episode is this

[sLyFoXz]

thumb ups if u get what stewie is talking about lmao

[Blu1335]

@sLyFoXz wait, what is he talking about, i'm lost

[sLyFoXz]

@Blu1335 xP its kind of hard to explain,but basicially smtimes u can see like a squiggly line(I think it has smthing to do with the eye),but its like hard to see it Dx srry if u dont get it lols

[BigRedGevo]

@sLyFoXz thumbs up if you double checked your eye after this guys post

[jehlahdqyjean]

@sLyFoXz ooh, you're cool, you get people to admit to what everybody else already knows...i'm gonna like your comment right away, because i have no original thoughts of my own just like you.

[sLyFoXz]

@jehlahdqyjean some ppl actually didnt get it =P well actually one i think lols but hey it got 201 likes gotta give me some credit for that xD

[qaHs0r]

@sLyFoXz yes it's that transparent thing in you see on that is actually on your eyeballs.

[TeamZooProductions]

Oooh squiggly-line in my eye fluid...I see you there in lurking in the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly-line? Why, only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly-line, it's alright: you are forgiven!

[zukanaboi]

at first i thought i had an eye defect or something...

[Tallboy119]

@zukanaboi Me too

[StunnedMutha]

@zukanaboi its the red vein thingo's. Its what happens after you have looked into direct light, perfectly normal :)

[Murdocissoawesome]

hey eye floater! Where are you going?

"Awaay from your pupil!" :D

Well maybe I'll look OVER HERE!! >_>

"Well I'll move over here!" :D

You've got an answer for everything, don't you? -.-

[WingsOvDeception]

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven.

P.S. Brian wrote this not me..

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

squigly line dear dear squigly lne...GO TO HELL!!!!! :o

[TheNamelessShape]

I see them too. XD I don't feel so alone nowwwwwww.

[maliceman85]

All of you with squiggly lines, no not everyone has them you have worms go see a doctor and watch what you eat

[Coolygirl031]

im glad he said this poem lol it shows im not the only one who thinks about those things ^^

[TinyToes29]

love this.

[fridaynoobs]

whats the name of this episode???

[G00Dmuzzzik]

@fridaynoobs the episode is called "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"

[harrygallag]

ohhh squiggley lineeeee

[Bambofy]

i remember, when i was bored i used to sit there and watch it swim about like woo go you! swim about dat eye like a pro, then he would swim away and i would be all like... nuuu come back! One of my earliest memories :'D

[CZRXCZR]

8 people accidently hit the dislike button because their squiggly line got in the way

[spinemelter2000]

I have floaters. I hope I'm not going to lose my vision.

[AbbyAmbition14]

two of my friends quote this ALL THE TIME. i love it.

[theallegory]

i found squiggly lines extremely perplexing when i was a kid i was like WHERE ARE YOU GOING AND WHY DO YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME????

now i know i'm not the only one.

[22nemo3]

I thought i was the only one.

Now i knw im NOT crazy.

[HyyRisque]

all this time i thought i was only one to have that squggly line, but thanks to stewie, i aint alone.

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

~ Squiggly line! :D

[bmxwedige]

i have the exact same thing and its supper anoying

[chikoneko11]

LOL stewie is soo deep! XD

[amydob135TV]

for me its when i close my eyes i see a red dot ....

[09010707123]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!­!!!!!!!!

[SirenSima]

For me, it was a black dot. And yes, what Stewie says is so true. XD

[SasukeKunDesu]

i thought i was the only person this happened to. IM NOT CRAZY AFTERALL >:D THEYRE NORMAL

[Shdow1]

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[MinM66]

what the fuck are squiggly lines

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

@MinM66 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Those :)

[sweetnessboy1]

They are called Eye Floaters, and they eventually go away. They especially appear when you go into sunlight out of a dark place, or look at a blank or plain back-round. Concussions may cause them to.

[devdude75]

Fuck squigly lines

[M1SSD1FF3R3NC3]

@devdude75 LMFAO!! you know you sometimes see the same squiggly line lol

[devdude75]

@M1SSD1FF3R3NC3 oh i know, it sucks

[Blackpoolsmith]

ive never had a squigly line :O

[XxSapphireMoonxX]

Lol, I just had a squiggly line go across my line when I came across this video (:

[TomDaBrRrR]

squiggly lines is the shit. best ever haha

[gnarCR]

Hahaha

[Hotice770]

People who don't have floaters won't get this joke. If you do have floaters it is hilarious

[5000cl]

I never knew what the hell Family Guy was talking about until it happened to me just now. I am not a fan of these squiggly lines.

[rsgrcg]

These are Actually proteins Inside, or Outside of your Eyes floating Around. I don't know any explanation of why they Move away.

[tyronelab]

@rsgrcg They move because they are floating in a position in your eye. As they are on or in your eye, they will remain in the same part of your point of view, no matter what direction you look. As you try to concentrate on them you naturally move your eye in the direction they are. Hope I've made it a bit clearer.

[rollomf1]

Funny ass line! LMAO! This show is great. I think you could watch with younger children and they would like it but most of the references they make you have to be in your 30's to really understand. I don't think you can totally understand or find as humorous if you aren't at least that old as some comments are from my generation. Very funny regardless!! LOL

I wish the video of this was a bit more clear but thank you for posting.

[waycool666]

aahahahaha! so true!

WTF is that shit anyway?? lol!

[olicarpenter]

Hey would be great if you could check out my Squiggly Line impression on my channel. There are lots of other impressions of Stewie and Herbert the Pervert on there too! Please check them out rate, comment and subscribe!

[KatrinaCabrera]

This is epic. I will die peacefully now.

[SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME]

Everybody ,,push down slightly on the top corner of your eye with our index finger and move ur finger up and down,now,as the same time ur doing that,look left(if ur pushing on ur right eye)and move right(if ur pushing down on ur left eye)...what do you see ??? lol

[missmaaandy]

@SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME Eyelashes?

[SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME]

@missmaaandy

lmao

nooooooooo

i dont think u did it right

[NeyoScooter]

@SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME what is it supposed to be?

[jtgtjtgt]

@SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME black space lol

[pjyg21344]

eye floaters are so annoying

[TheSquiglyProduction]

Squiggly!!!

[xlilyinn]

poor stewie, he has eye floaters & he's a baby.

haha. I have the squiggly lines too.

[kundi69]

best monologue ever!

[su79eu7k]

'I...don't...have...much...tim­e...' Haha!

[OdeToNecrophilia]

eye !FLOATERS1

[mandybabe555]

Lmfao xDD I thought ii was the only one who saw those x] Hahah& Their called eye floaters lmao

[Simserprints101]

OMFG a dude at skwl did this. for an assembly. paha (':

[seriouslyseductive]

I hate those squiggly lines! lol

[xfactor22805]

this is an awesome video. everytime i need to cheer up i just watch this video.

[DiaryOfTheDuck]

has me in stitches evertime i watch

[MrPhatbuddha]

Class !!! That is my fav bitof the show.

[ThatNatalieGirl]

my absolute favorite moment from the show : )

[THATS1CK]

lol, if you have these 'squigly lines' aka Eye Floaters, you will laugh at this XD

i love family guys humor =]

[somalianwarlord]

omg im exact lee the same

i thought i was the only one mine i got this 3d looking one weird

[TheAndrewj96]

i can look at mine dead on with some attempts

[skullarc234]

@TheAndrewj96 lol me too

[DeNoia87]

its periphery koolcrack. periphery...

[shimbura596]

I KNOW HOW TO SAY IT LIKE STEWIE!

i say it at school and everyone pisses theyre pants!

[Bellanena96]

@bulluti99 w.3/ first of all idk y u complainin bout my spellin n grammer... if yuh dnt lyke da way dat i say shit well go syck niggas dick cuzz ur shit dnt face me if yuh got sumthin too say too me yuh send me an e-mail n yuh aint gunna say sumthin sit ur soggy ass down n shut da fuck up

[argumentalcom]

floaters are so fucking annoying! especially when you're doing an exam, how the hell do you concentrate with fucking squiggley lines inside your fucking eye!

[mtc1509]

i dont know why, but this makes me laugh so hard everytime i watch it, i almost piss my pants lmao

[Bellanena96]

Yay I memerized It!!!! i luv sayin dis its hallarious!!

[IVISMiLESIVI]

currently trying to memorize the whole thing. love this quote from stewie.

[Cirdier56]

so true the squiggly line annoying shit hahaha xD

[nina0802pauli]

i dont know how seth green didnt laugh when he was making this.

i couldnt make this seen:A

LOL

[megdd]

FINALLY!

Ive been waiting for someone to post this forever.

I love it :)

[Bellanena96]

Furr everybdy who think southpark is better den family guy well not bein rude n shit but if u a southpark fan fine den y da fuk wood u be watchin shit frum family guy fur n e bdy who thinks dis is not funny yah juss gunna have too deal wif it cuzz dis shit is fukin hillarious!!! well w.e i luv stewie

[bulluti922]

@Bellanena96 Damn kid u need to go back to school and learn how to spell and talk

[ZeroSubscribe]

@ bulluti922

rofl. this is the internet. not school. dont be such a grammer nazi

[h2r9]

@ZeroSubscribe *Grammar

LOL!

[tipsycat27]

omg please tell me you dont talk like that.

[sickness6501]

Jesus where did u learn english... China zing lol jks but seriously ya

[WantaFig]

lulz everyone has dem

[mikey474]

i can never explain this to everyone lmfao finally a refrence

[3sstudent]

this is so awesome

[swaggerjacker7]

^_^ thx for uploading this!!!

[mungomuffin]

HAHAH this part is awesome because when people think im crazy just because im talking about weird things in my eyes, i always refer to this scene from family guy!

[19livie]

lmao love it stewie is a mess!!!!

[admintechzxe]

Stewie is a great poet. rofl.

[RMilvae]

man i had fuckin eye floaters since i was like 5 years old and everyone thought i was crazy...lol

[curlycue982]

lol we've all had that problem

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Eye floaters, nice!

[AudiKasper]

"Oh Squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when i try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only would i ignore you if you return to the center of my eye. Oh squiggly line. It's alright. You are forgiven.

[chimiwan]

eye floaters poem , really funny.... xd

[PoetryRocksAlot]

haha even funnier is that most people don't know what he's talking about XD.

[mrturner513]

when i first watched this i thought everyone had floaters

[PoetryRocksAlot]

For real man, not even this guy in college dude knew about floaters.

[HSUProductionCompany]

i have a squggily line and what he said could not be truer.

[BigDrizzle09]

Lol

[1vandore]

stewie retarded

[JennySilvertonx]

lmao, i fucking love this!!

[dicktracy3331]

seriously, this is the ONLY funny thing i have seen in family guy, really it is.

[nash31smallguy]

you obviously have no sense of humor

[dicktracy3331]

no. im just not retarded enough to find humor in family guy. all family is are gag skits that dont have anything to do with the plot "lets throw the chicken in there for 5 minutes". south park > family guy.

[AsianAbuser]

wow south park is so boring I cant stand watching it

[babeetia18]

@backofthegibbin its called family guy!!

[Angelz5683]

fail.

[Doogleburg08]

@backofthegibbin Holy shit....can you not spell?

[backofthegibbin]

lol guiz soz i jus relized its aktuli footurama

haha stewie has floaters too!