I'm here in Scotland and I've been quoting this guy since I heard him say "Sheeeeeiit" for the first time, it's very out of place here, but I just love a good swear, and Clay says "shit" like no-one else.
The actor playing Clay must get people asking him to say that all the time, it would be a great answering machine message.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@zombieloffe but what matters is that the word has a consonant separating the two vowels in a phonetic sense. lion has the [y] sound in the middle, which in this case is a consonant. (the "sometimes y" thing doesn't work here either. it's not a vowel.) that is why it has two syllables.
no sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,season 5 episode 5 like you say
i reckon its the longest and bestest shit that Clay Davis has squeezed out in the whole show,seems to go on forever,so good you can almost smell it ..its genius,that guy knows his shiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :)
Love the nod at the end.
vilkwang 2 months ago
I don't know what's funnier Clay's famous catchphrase, or Leander Sydnor's look after he presents Davis with the subpoena :-)
charlestonchewy 6 months ago
linguica's one is better.
etlowridin 7 months ago
12 people think that Clay is gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine
TheCircuitMUN 7 months ago
Press 5 to extend your SHIT
keeperofthecheese 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you didnt know what to type, so you typed, shiiit
NicNickelskates 7 months ago
this is my txt msg alert lol
icemanjohnson00 8 months ago
Someone stole my bike yesterday (true story) , major crimes? sheeeeeeeeittttttt
nicholias1 10 months ago 4
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nicholias1 10 months ago
sheee.e.e.e.e.e.e.it
demois 1 year ago
major crimes? sheeeeeit
JayZPimpin101 1 year ago
press 4 for awesomness
polnati 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
tcsdef 1 year ago
i raped the replay button more than you ;D
warhambo 1 year ago
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SolemnGong 1 year ago
Funniest moment in the series by far. Perhaps one of the funniest moments in the history of television.
SolemnGong 1 year ago
did he die?
pinkchampagnegirl 1 year ago
Some say the vibration on SHEEEEEEEEIT cures cancer cells.
All we know is: he's called Clay Davis.
procaralho2 1 year ago 3
Some say his vibration when saying SHEEEEEEEIT eliminates cancerous cells.
All we know his: he´s called Clay Davis.
procaralho2 1 year ago
i fucking love this guy
Thimmet 1 year ago
the description should read "Clay Davis from the Wire talking sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit"
liltd87 1 year ago
who's the hot guy?
notshylo 1 year ago
@notshylo His name is Clay Davis.
SolemnGong 1 year ago
Shame he got away with his corruption.
mcpwns 1 year ago
Sounds like a creaky door opening :O
Spacemut 1 year ago 2
best show ever and the funniest catchphrase ever!!!
donniebrascoe3960 1 year ago
i stumbled upon this video. d:
kellyyxx03 1 year ago
HAHAHA
playakiwi 1 year ago
Best 6 seconds of my life.
hugepooptrain 1 year ago 5
BEST TV SHOW EVER!!
harshwbajpai 1 year ago
Response: "Shit pickle!"
NineTailsDemonFox 1 year ago
literally just watched this on dvd and had to search it on youtube, i rewinded it about 15 times. almost died laughing.
jimmymanager 1 year ago
I'm here in Scotland and I've been quoting this guy since I heard him say "Sheeeeeiit" for the first time, it's very out of place here, but I just love a good swear, and Clay says "shit" like no-one else.
The actor playing Clay must get people asking him to say that all the time, it would be a great answering machine message.
6ame 2 years ago
sssshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
larry89 2 years ago
cant get any better than that! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
LiquidTension187 2 years ago
Sheeeeeeeiiiit ahahaha!!
ColdMackerel 2 years ago 2
this guy is awesome!
btuncay 2 years ago
LOL
deljean 2 years ago
Hahaha to fucking good to be true!
judeluder 2 years ago
ahahahaahhahah
youngasl 2 years ago
i cant get enough of this one
adaryanani 2 years ago 4
MAJOR CRIMES!?
chanrobi 2 years ago 14
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
arnsteinkleven 2 years ago
nigga please !
kraeckelium 2 years ago 9
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niceguy1737 3 years ago
LMAO
Blazin50s 3 years ago
Has anyone ever talked madder game than Clayton?
BufordStone 3 years ago 2
Measure of how Texan you are: how many syllables you can get into "sheeeeeiiiiit".
tgeliot 3 years ago 47
nice one!
EnBaiar 2 years ago
@tgeliot a syllable is where a vowel is seperated by a consonant....shheeeeeeeiiiitttt no matter how long u make it can only be one syllable
sonic911 1 year ago
@sonic911
Apparently you've never heard a True Texan saying it.
tgeliot 1 year ago
@sonic911
"a syllable is where a vowel is seperated by a consonant" - wrong. How'd you pronounce Lion? There's 2 syllables, but no separating consonant.
Or to use an example from the show at hand, "re-up" :)
zombieloffe 1 year ago
@zombieloffe im pretty sure thats an exception, and also im pretty sure re-up is 2 words hence the hyphen
sonic911 1 year ago
@zombieloffe but what matters is that the word has a consonant separating the two vowels in a phonetic sense. lion has the [y] sound in the middle, which in this case is a consonant. (the "sometimes y" thing doesn't work here either. it's not a vowel.) that is why it has two syllables.
themightyhun22 1 year ago
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
greatness! :D
GhettoGnom 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHA LOOL
diebymee 3 years ago
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Duocyun999 3 years ago
Det. Sydnor is a QT
northbynw08 3 years ago
Find me one catchphrase better than that.......SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!
Hirosong 3 years ago 64
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MentalSentinel 3 years ago
thats the man right there lol
BumDavisCT3 3 years ago
hahah holy shit :D
turkification 3 years ago
shiieeeeeeeeeeet Laughing my fuckin ass offff !
dement1234 3 years ago
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Gangsta4life973 3 years ago 2
who's the guy who talks to the guy who says shiiiiiiiit?
candyflowbbeauty 3 years ago
syndor is the other guy
Bkrulz1 3 years ago
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
iuweoiruwe 3 years ago
MAYJUR CRIMEZ!? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
socklesshobo 3 years ago 11
HA HA
YES
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ONE
bakewon 3 years ago
aww shiiiiit
sarinc 3 years ago
lol shhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
Sweetcaramelbeauty 3 years ago
hell naw!!!!!!!!!lmao shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
classick44 4 years ago
dig the extension on that shit
RealGeebs 4 years ago
hahahaha!!
ssseeennn 4 years ago
shhiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
barekodd 4 years ago
Senator Clay Davis at his finest
JJEvans123 4 years ago 3
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
evidentlychickentown 4 years ago
LOL WUT
nihilityinfinite 4 years ago 3
Clay Davis is the single greatest TV character ever.
philr46 4 years ago 2
no sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,season 5 episode 5 like you say
i reckon its the longest and bestest shit that Clay Davis has squeezed out in the whole show,seems to go on forever,so good you can almost smell it ..its genius,that guy knows his shiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :)
mrlowdangle 4 years ago 2
It's a HUUUGE sheeeeyyyyyyyyit. I clocked it at over 3 seconds!
Hilarious. Must be in response to that genius edit linguica did (linked top in related videos).
JunkerJames 4 years ago
clay davis is tha man SHEEEEEEEITTT!!!
mcstapler 4 years ago
what episode was that?
kidgame86 4 years ago
got to get the one of carcetti's boy doing his clay impression sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
badlyblunted 4 years ago
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
WhoIsNe 4 years ago
clay davis is awesome.
maddingo12 4 years ago
aweshome
curranbell 4 years ago