George's Answering Machine

[GuerrillaStateOfMind]

@xnvy "The Susie" (1997) Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else.

[AlpineJoe33]

Just uploaded a version you can sing along to.

watch?v=B6McCen1dqY

[rayco10]

Found the music if you want to make your own: /watch?v=U-d1KASn4Z8

[shylem1019]

How can anyone dislike this?

[CrashSnapBoom]

I really don't know waht to say: besides, "I WANT A MESSAGE LIKE THAT!"

[winxclublover]

audio is out of sync. blech.

[UPRC]

@winxclublover It is. No idea why, as it never used to be. Strange.

[winxclublover]

@UPRC

well kudos for posting it none the less. = )

[karma780]

I'm super jealous of anyone named George.

[PlayaOmega]

I love George's facial expression at 0:47, he looks like he doesn't know whether or not he is home.

[aprilmorrison000]

LMAO!!!! I NEED AN ANSWERING MACHINE LIKE THAT.

[domesticbiatch]

hahahahahahahahahah this never gets old. 

[skidude13us]

13 people are at the office

[TheGreatSum]

Jordan never fails to amuse.

[sandralee0625]

haha :D

[mtsingrenny]

843 people are really looking forward to the ball.

[hellbentbliss]

13 people haven't called George...

[asspoopqq]

what episode 

[PazPanda]

@asspoopqq

[PazPanda]

@asspoopqq The Susie

[Hunkerbunker346]

i love this lol

[6colin90]

just so you kids know, messages like this were all the rage in the 90s

[juicyv420]

@6colin90 no they werent

[2814haljordan]

is this available for ringtone download?

[alienguything]

9 people dont believe george is home

[sb8888]

I use this as my voicemail message.

[sonicfilms123]

Believe it or not, George ISN'T at home, please leave a messsaaggeee at the beep.

I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeeeee????? Believe it or not, I'm not hooommmmeee!!!!! *BEEP* "Hello, this is the Jerk Store... we would like to inform you that we are running low on you. Call us back when you have the chance, goodbye!"

[charleze12]

who could not like this?

[BranMac97]

i still think the NO SUPE FOR YOU!!! is one of the funniest

[ShikaGaara]

I have this on my iPod.

[m33lad]

This guy is funny!! lol I wish they would of continue this show!!

[abcat1993]

wtf it got messed up. it gets faster now randomly

[mrjordythegreat]

For the seven people that unliked this, I will personally go to their homes and cut them.

[bfotch]

Man I'm gonna steal is and put it as my answering machine. Wow sooo hilarious.

[xochelsayyxo]

george is my hero :)

[linkfelipe]

hey does anybody know in what season and what episode does this happens? thanks

[kokanoka23]

At first it say believe it or not I'm not home and the second time it say I'll tell u where I'm not I'm not home

[randomking333]

why does it speed up at 0:44 to 0:46 .. where he says 'pick up the phone'

[h0minid56]

i love seinfeld its so amazingly random and hilarious

[TRUMBULL89]

i concur

[turkybaconsandwish]

belive it or not,George isnt at home

please leave a message at the beep,

i must be out or id pick up the phone

where could i be

belive it or not im not home

[TheRaker55]

@turkybaconsandwish George pick up I know you're screening for Allison.

[turkybaconsandwish]

this is my new ringtone LOL

[HAWHAWH]

HOW DO THEY COEM UP WITH THIS STUFFF!!!!

[DJHey20]

Thanks for the info, Alumerage. You're awesome. :)

[Illumirage]

Kinda wish my name was George so I could use this as my own.

[DJHey20]

I remember when this show was very popular. It was when I was a kid back in the ninety's. I sure do miss it.

But I thank the Lord for Youtube, lol.

[Illumirage]

@DJHey20 It still is man, on reruns alone Larry David makes roughly 200 million annually.

[imsazcake]

Hahahah i love the little dance George does... hahaha! xD

[IronManOfficialguy]

This is so epic I went blind for three days after watching it. Now I wear sunglasses everytime I watch it.

[CanadianRedNeck1]

A buddy of mine had this on his answering machine it was hilarious to call and have him not be home lol

[evilskittlemonster]

I love this scene.

[MisterFigge]

0:47 XD

[YoungHeartThrob8993]

lol he's so funny

[silverhawkfire]

is this like a parody of the theme from greatest american hero?

[rabznath]

@silverhawkfire Yes it is ... Wikipedia mentions it.

[silverhawkfire]

is it like a parody of the theme from greatest american hero?

[MisterFigge]

@silverhawkfire George is the greatest american hero! ;D

[Jyger85]

@MisterFigge Well he sure as heck hid it well! lol

[vageli4]

How can u get the song without the ppl laughing in the background (sorta like audience)

[ratmaster4000]

@vageli4 hahaha you can't, my answering machine is this song, but the audience is in it.

[vageli4]

@ratmaster4000 dude wtf i didnt even comment on this video...why the fuck are u talking to me?

[ratmaster4000]

@vageli4 then it was ur friend or something

[foruM4A1]

i watched this episode today and i couldn't get the song out of my head! i just had to hear it! haha

[Brianmac722]

Please leave a messaaaaaaaage at the beep

[donkey2255]

What season and ep is this ?

[RMFilmteam]

@donkey2255 The episode is called "The Susie" and it's in season 8

[anniedawg25]

I love the shrug he makes at :47

[Drumsinstopmotion]

Soon this will be my cells voicemail

Believe it or not Evmo can't get his phone

Please leave a measage at the beep

It must be off or I'd pick up my phone

Believe it or not you called me!

[jwagsillinifan]

lmao i watched it yesterday so funny!

[robharding86]

Love it, always laugh when he shrugs

[Ketch17]

to funny for words, one of my favorite moments that this show ever had

[blackingold9411]

I know that background music is from something else but i cant remember i have heard it before

[geover2]

Greatest American Hero!

[wwebatmanmaniac]

It's the Greatest American Hero theme.

[zapowneryi11]

lol where'd he get the background music?

[FRNJA14]

hahahahahahaha i could laugh to this two days...

[darlixjaffa]

hehe i watched this today.

[Flaremancer]

Where could I be?

[kraken589]

This was my voicemail recording for a while.

[grominj]

love it! this scene inspired me to make up my own answeringmachine-song when i got my first cellphone, thoug it was not as good as this one!

[juliancisthebest]

This is definitely one of my favorite moments of the show. The whole clip had me laughing hysterically

[FluXez00]

The song is kind of catchy. :D

[shayavr]

Great screening messege!

[jmsantander1]

hahaha, I love this scene!

[NihonAustinjin]

HAHA i love it!

funniest "george" scene?

[elgeeno]

lol funny

[J5feedback]

Anyone have this instrumental? Can't find anywhere.

[steviekeyz]

@J5feedback theres a karoake version of the song "Believe it or Not" that hes actually singing over, too bad theres a tad of backround vocals.

[kelly3093]

Lol, hilarious!

[gerard4811]

i want this exact clip on my phone!!

[farout81]

this has got to be one of the funniest scenes is sienfeld.

[colenbrak]

@farout81 ITS SEINFELD YOU NAZI

[tehBLAX]

hes fast for a fat person

[CoastersNSich]

When I got my very first portable mp3 player in 2000, this was one of the first song clips I loaded onto it =)

[donottakethisname]

It's on tv right now, I love it. :P

[dodolurker91]

i so wish my name was george so i could use this as my voicemail :D

[tuffrx7]

lolz its pretty catchy

[nerdtalk326]

This is my answering machine. Except I sing it.

[8townlilly]

Believe it or not, George isnt at home

please leave a messaaggee at the beep,

i must be out, or id pick up the phone

where could i be

believe it or not im not hommee

[guidoplunger]

wheeeeeeeeeeeere could i beeeeeeeee

[xerxerxex]

I like how he gets offensive when she says she hates it.

[Ovechkin81]

just turn the volume down when he says 'george' and quickly say your name

not that ive tried it or anything xD

[LukeIsCool411]

i actually got the audio track by itself. google it. my voicemail is this with my own singing.

[brenan6]

@LukeIsCool411 where did you get it?

[LukeIsCool411]

i googled it. but if you can't find it just message me and i'll email you the mp3 file

[cellphone96]

@LukeIsCool411 what did you google cause i would like to have this as my voice mail

[kdouglas24]

the problem with having this be your cell phone voicemail message is that it wouldn't make sense, since you carry your cell phone with you everywhere you go. it would only work for a home phone answering machine. just a heads up for all of you who thought about making it your cell phone voicemail.

[fowlfeet]

I dont care, I have it for all those who recognize what its from and can laugh at it... :D

[TheLorelei]

I made up a custom one:

Believe it or not I can't get the phone

Please leave a message at the beep

It might be lost, or I could be asleep

What could it be?

I'll call you when I've got my phone

I sometimes change that middle line around (i.e. Perhaps I'm in class, or am I at the beach?) so go ahead and make it your own.

[sirdavester]

This is funny. Seinfeld Rules.

[seinfeld1006]

@victorinomafioso The Susie

[buffygal200]

how do you make this your answering machine?

[Cloud98]

Sorry, its too pro for you.

[buffygal200]

i wish I could make this the answer on my cell phone!

[dbarnett87]

record it on a custom message

[JackiexAndxGeorge]

lolol xD

[atl1192]

just use your name

[PhrostyJack]

lmao! the song is sooo catchy! =D

[MrE985]

that look he makes the 2nd time he plays it and it says where could i be is priceless!

[Joe22c]

haha, I remember when I was like 12 I called my best friend and got the answering machine, so I started singing this. I know it didn't make any sense but it was still hilarious when his parents were confused as hell haha

[cvstar411]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Funniest Seinfeld moment EVER

[ckgirl64]

0:47 LOL

[troysdaman3]

Im gonna make this my cell phone answering machine message.

[Kreez8]

This gets the Diamond Award......one of the all time greatest scenes!!

[Stupidwikipedia]

I made my friend record this on her phone. I love it when she doesn't answer now!

[AlpacaJoe117]

this is the best seinfeld scene ever!!!!

[KimberlyAnnPossible4]

lol i hate this stuiped message.

[somedudey0]

i just love that scene :P

[BurntToast422]

lmao, the greatest answering machine message ever

[tvdude4454]

George shruging his shoulders is kinda funny

[DamianColucci]

Guys, the answering machine theme is a parody of the theme music for the 80's show, Greatest American Hero. If you want to sing and record your own version, search up a MIDI, karaoke, or an instrumental version of the song

[nicklol2]

LOL I love this :D

[pugwishbone17]

I'm so going to make this my answering machine now

[BlueSkyGuys]

haha me too..

[talzaiet]

does anyone know where this tune is from?

[SavannahPickle]

its the great american hero theme song

[talzaiet]

thanks

:)

[acdcrocx69]

0:14, he does a little chuckle on the recording. i guess he realized how funny this is

[LyanneAnderberg]

hahaha I looove this. The show's hilarious =)

[bulgariansquirrel]

this is the best.. wat season is this?

[ibanezguitar1]

season 7

[bulgariansquirrel]

nice im getting this season... u sure?,,, wats the episode called i forgot

[jwdogfst]

"The Suzie"

[edd146]

lol, love this thing.

[readysetrise]

Awesome how they played it twice all the way through. They knew it was great.

[Bizhon23]

"The Susie"

[donnydefault]

Thanks for uploading this!!!

[mikey30245]

does anyone know the name of the episode this is from

[thewhofan99]

hahaha

[jwh4life]

dun dun dun dun dunnn

believe it or not george isnt at home

so plz leave a meeesaaaageee

at the beat

i must be out or i pick up the phone

where could u beee?

believe it or not im not home...!!!

[jwh4life]

i**

[xxFunForce79xx]

0:47 omg look at his face!

[xxFunForce79xx]

THATS SO FUNNY!!!

[EatMyGun]

the susie,one of the best episodes :D

[Bonsai006]

What song is that in the backround? :P

[ATHFfan89]

i saw this one lol nice job

[bostr847]

I have this acappella as my voice-mail; thanks so much for uploading dude.

[dinobravo420]

ahh i love it ...the Greatest American Hero Intro

[EliteRegan]

ive always wanted to have this as my answering machine

and i thought i was the only one

i memoriezed wat george says on his machine but i still need the song

[rockmusic4ever33]

i used to have this as mah answering machine XD

[killthefakes666]

made my day

"believe it or not, i'm not home!"

[lesshh22]

I just made this my answering machine!

hahahaha

my friends are going to hate me.

Thanks for posting.