3rd RFTS S06 E08- Red, White, & Dick (1/3)

[Cadetsc]

Now that I'm olding I understand the joke about how the Solomons are recreating like a Communist country in their house. I'm 20 years old now but I didn't understand that joke when I was watching this how back in the 4th grade.

[MyLifeIsSh1t]

LOL "A land of immigrants" more like a land to kick immigrants out of.

[Co0kieMonsterxox]

that has to be the best singing of the National anthem ever LMAO at dick and tommy got so into it 3RD ROCK IS THE BEST

[wolfprince7777]

invisible? who said invisible? Leon?! lmao i love this show

[malgrant]

Urgh, just couldn't enjoy this episode thanks to all that patriotic bollocks.

[ferrarixfan]

1:18-1:22 damn almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at dicks face!!!!

[oliverclozesoff]

War torn documents and cheeseburgers.

New shoes, sharing, and ice cream.

A cute girl in tight jeans complete with stars and stripes and banging a Mayflower descendant.

Saying the pledge and singing the anthem with such gusto and pride.

Always always being funny, God Bless the Solomons!

[89andyman]

OSAMA IS DEAD GOD BLESS THE USA!!

[GiveCourage]

Bad hair cut Tommy :P

[ferrarixfan]

@GiveCourage haha yeah i was thinkin the same thing! The front looks like a haircut for a little boy.

[iPicto]

8:50 , I'd pledge of allegiance to that x3

[theonyxstone]

if someone i didn't know touched me and then told me what to do i'd curse them out. some people can't sing it, like my friend, a jehovah's witness, isn't allowed to sing the anthem. whose business is it that she doesn't?

[Illuminatus42]

I would proudly declare my allegiance to Caryn's posterior!

[codymrowland]

JGL in red heels! Yeah man!

[modernjuice]

I don't think America is all that people think it is.

it's pretty great, but I mean... it's not the most important country in the world.

[TheodorBjork]

WOW, this episode was written by Will Forte... huh!

[stoneycreek7]

@TheodorBjork: It threw me by surprise too - apparently he wrote a few episodes of 3rd Rock & That 70s Show too!

[luvlygirl1000]

this show rockz! i luv joseph gordon-levitt...hes awesome!<3

[Cadetsc]

Wow I watched this show all time when I was in 5th grade. I'm in college now and now I understand the jokes better. Like how they're all dressed alike and being too EQUAL is like communism.

[promgirl992010]

america DOES NOT deserve 10....propagandist bs by mary

[DiscoStuInTibet]

8:57-8:59 dick actually pokes her ass...would of been a great lawsuit for her.

[iwishihad2000feet]

4:07

Tommy said being equality leader would mean just a bit of paperwork, not much glory.

That's how they saw Stalin's job (General Secretary) at first......

[sierraaawrr]

LOL when DIck got carried away with the song hahahaha

[MexicanJedi88]

LOL @ the "equality leader"! hahahahaha

[MexicanJedi88]

Mary's a republican! BUuuuu Lame..

[simerpreet11]

I think the national anthem that they did was better, i think they should have made like a full version song at the end when the credits came

[pinkriffic]

Tommy. In heels. And a Mao suit. I wonder what substances are in my blood stream right now. xD

[MateoJFR]

Karen! GET OFF MY DESK!!

[Girling7790]

It's almost impossible to believe that the Soloman's spent 5 previous seasons in the USA without encountering the US national anthem. Great episode though!

Thanks for the uploads 3rdWorldRckr!

[Eadwulf]

So, if I've got the continuity of this series correct, Mary's from an Irish family that was inexplicably among the Mayflower Pilgrims, a group of xenophobic English puritan seperatists who likely would have been in favour of hurling any Catholics (Irish) overboard?

That doesn't add up.

[lucidatheist]

Through the valley of death...

LOL

[christoyonchev]

one more time :-D

[RectusDominusMaximus]

cool...isnt that the dad from wizards of waverly place??

[punktuss]

1:32 LOL

[postedupondaconna]

"to be american we need to be equal""we'll COMMUNE together"

[MickeyLove01]

When Borat killed the american anthem, that was funny

[Irochka2525]

Doesn't the guy who tells them to "show some respect..." look like the actor who played Tommy's coach.

[christoyonchev]

@Irochka2525 i hate when someone stranger tells me what to doooooo!!!!

[mikethelooter]

"Nina, did your family come over on the mayflower?"

[shaun12484]

i never knew dat!

[anigz]

did u know leon is john lithgow's son?

[3rdWorldRckr]

Haha, I think everyone knows that.

[anigz]

really? I had no idea until I saw an episode with his name in the credit and then looked it up. I just love the show. thanks for posting the episodes.

[3rdWorldRckr]

You're welcome.

[Joeyjumpoff1]

i didnt know that they dont look alike

maybe its not his kid

[sierraaawrr]

@3rdWorldRckr yeup it comes up in like all the convos in the comments in each episdoe he's in X)

[edna1628]

i think that's sad...is this the only job that he could get?

[technologybabe]

no, I just find out :)) Thanks

[seanjohnbabyboy]

i spilled my iced tea on the monitor when harry said ONE MORE TIME!!

[jadoretheater]

wats with tommy's randomly changing hair

[02javis]

and there you go AGAIN

America is A CONTINENT.

please you people..stop.

[Kanimoto]

HAHAHA...i remember seeing this ep on TV back when 3rd rock came on WB 17 in the afternoon...good times, good times...and a good commentary on Communism for a comedy show o_O

[MrTennisballs]

ONE MORE TIME!!!

[zodiacza]

wth! tommy is wearing pumps! LOL!

[Jeffieboi]

that intro was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[flippchen]

hahahha ,,no, we came over on a different boat!"

[ebbsislove93]

umm canada provides the us w/ water so they don't suck

[jttsgrl]

Although a lot of Chinese tend to end up in China.

LOL I love Harry.

[lollipopkiss5]

I never said anything bad about canada, stupid.

[m1303j]

im canadian too.... and that was a rude comment. shame

[ARDCOREARNIE]

does any1 else av da same problem as me where it loads in reverse??

[3rdWorldRckr]

No.

[ARDCOREARNIE]

oh well just me.

[ilovetogofast88]

ONE MORE TIME!!!!

[MetzgermeisterxR]

Tommy in high heels! LOL!

[NoClassPranking]

"Why do you say that, Number 1258?"

Haha, great name.

[rklover13]

Every country has it's issues. I would probably give America a 7 also. It's not a perfect country, but it is one of the better places to live.

[sterance2]

Personally, I believe Mary brings up a good point. I don't think that America is perfect, but I feel truly blessed to have been born here.

[jodijacksonjodi]

yeahs sure...by bullying, killing and brainwashing countless number of native people....we took their land and make it our own, that how we are "blessed" to have been born here ~_~

[sterance2]

Oh, please. Don't get all self-righteous. Don't tell me you're one of those imbeciles that blames modern-day America for the transgressions of its ancestors. I don't condone what they did, but every civilization has MASSIVE black marks on its record. No one culture is innocent. For example, the European colonization of Africa permanently screwed over their governments and caused so much civil war with their division of land that they eventually abandoned without a second thought.

[ENJ4321]

Well I'm black, I do somewhat agree with you.I was born in canada, my great grandparents were the first generation here.I went to high school in Europe, and moved to the USA after.While I feel this is a great country, alot of the people that live here are not.They are self righteous, ignorant, un-patriotic,racist, condoscending, selfish, douchebags.This is a diverse country, we should be united together, but we aren't.We hate each other, we care only about ourselves.

[chowderhead7]

This is briliant!

[FarrenfollowsBen]

omg the ONE MORE TIME! is so hilarious omg !!!!!!!!

[johnnycitystar]

ONE MORE TIME! Lol classic!!!

[BananaHammock407]

i piss myself at dick's salute every time :-D

[vtecivicsib18]

you might actually have a bladder problem if that really happens, its funny but that shouldnt happen on a regular basis as which you say.

[Minhist]

HAHAHAHA its so like communism.

[3rdWorldRckr]

Wow, they did a great job singing the national anthem, especially Tommy and Dick. What a talented cast 3rd Rock from the Sun had. Sigh...

[SuperWillHatch]

They really elevated the show. Some of the episodes had good writing, some were trite and stupid, but the cast was always wonderful.

[EndlessDismalMoan]

hahahahah I love when Dick doesn't know the words and says something about "Through the valley of death" XD

[Spriteishere]

I love my country, I do, but our justice system needs work...men who sodomize children get only a few months in prison to a couple years and end up released before their sentence is over...murderers get off on technicalities, or people who commit terrible crimes are parolled or released on "Good behavior"...every system has its flaws but some of these are just a slap in the face to victims. This country has a lot of freedoms, but most times people just don't know how to act...

[TheBookWasBetter]

I sure wouldn't give America a ten :-/

I've lived in the U.S. all my life and I think while some attributes of the country are nice, it certainly hasn't earned the blind patriotism some people give it.

At the same time, however, it's too bad that Americans in general are badgered for the faults of its government and some loud-mouthed stereotypes.

Heavy-handedness aside, I love the "declare independence from our pants" bit :-)

[ilovetogofast88]

Dude, SAVE it!

[CommanderZerg]

how can tommy not know about the anthem? He went to high school they make you sing it every morning lol

[therage800]

What the hell kind of high school did you go to?

[thundersnake1]

probably a high school in the United States of America.

[devonsokay]

well, my school does the pledge of allegiance, so its understandable that tommy and the family dont know the anthem, and after all, their supposed to be at least slightly oblivious to things the know,

the wave is priceless. thanks for uploading these!

[3rdWorldRckr]

ONE MORE TIME!

[mcardonafan]

one of the funniest episodes of this season...LOVE IT!!!!

[brokensoul8390]

LOL@1:33~"ONE MORE TIME!"

[Mysio]

Anyone noticed that the guy that tells Salomons to sing anathem is old Tommy's Gym teacher from 1 and 2 series?

[3rdWorldRckr]

Looks like he lost weight.

[songtrees]

That's not him. Looks a lot like him though.

[Leonhart76]

ONE MORE TIME!! ROFL

[tksmkwd]

america = 2 or less.....actually yeh definitly less

[urchin34]

CANADIAN! I KNOW YOU IS!! YEH!?

[tksmkwd]

actually, yeh i am, why?

[Truthiness231]

I think it's funny how they covered patriotism a decade ago; now it wouldn't be unreasonable for an American to rate their country a 7 or 8 without anyone disagreeing (not that it isn't a great country, but we all know it has slipped to a 7 or 8... we need to make it a 10 again).

[juffurey]

politics aside, i think any american would give their country a ten.

[Truthiness231]

I guess it's all relative to how you look at it, yes. It's not just political though: economically, intellectually, and pride in general to name a few are losing points by the decade; personal liberties, overall social attitude, and the people themselves I'd give a solid 10. It also varies from person to person: a great many of us have been so focused on the political that we feel America has been slipping (and I hope you guys understand if we get McCain that it's wisest to move to Canada ;P).

[yamdigger16]

Go Canada!

[Truthiness231]

Didn't have to move there... still want to though, even if it is just because I watched too much Corner Gas. =P

[HammandClov]

Yeah, it has its perks and it has its problems but hey, it could be worst. Could be like a Communist state, which has great ideas, but when done is usually terrible results.

[DiscoStuInTibet]

this ep sucks...tired of pro patriotism episodes ...they are a sham -_-. But GO America!

[Truthiness231]

The way I see it there is just a difference in our opinion since this episode first aired. This was before the GWB disaster.

[giovisnada]

wats communism?

[Imsome0ne3lse]

Have you never had a history class?

[giovisnada]

yeah i just forgot wat it was...

[BlueSun16]

do you know now?

[giovisnada]

Yeah i had just gone blnk when i read the word...but yeah i kn know wat it is

[chinkychung]

isnt this communism?

[3rdWorldRckr]

Yeah.

[ethansloan]

why would it seem suspicious that they were not patriotic when for the last five years nobody has noticed? this plot would be more plausible in the first season

[karen902]

lmao at the red heels :P

[karen902]

the description here is wrong

[3rdWorldRckr]

Haha, I always manage to do that, esp. when I upload in a hurry. I'll fix it.

[karen902]

lol ok, just thought i'd let you know