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  • "Fucking around with them white boys." Dead. Lmao.

  • chris is WAYYYYY 100% better than this hypocrite :s

  • Chris Tucker is wayyy better!

  • Let him baby yo kids

  • Let me put this as plainly as I can. Grow some fucking balls and get over MJ's tragic passing and stop bitching at every piece of media that was made BEFORE his passing just because you feel that, now he's dead, you have a right to defend him , regardless of the nature of the material. Learn to laugh and cut the hypocritical bullshit.

  • Thumps up if u first thought Chris TUCKER (:

  • I saw this for the first time last year (or late 2009, cannot quite remember). Funny as.

  • Once you go black you never go back. What happened micheal.

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  • chris rock is an idiot. the only good thing he did after saying this crap was making the fat clip with weird al yankovic to show how much of a michael jackson wannabe he is.

  • people need to lighten up shit michael had great music not gonna deny that but the motherfucker was a pedophile get it through your head and dont make such a big deal about it

  • So YOU were there, & YOU know? Get it through YOUR head that if you haven't educated yourself, you do not know what was behind the false accusations- & You are obviously completely ignorant about the matter - not that anyone gives a damn that you are, or about what the ignorant have to say. Any particular "comedian" is no more or less likely to be ignorant of a subject than anyone else. Uneducated people are a dime a dozen; many have just had a public forum to display their ignorance.

  • @cardinalgirl1 whats the level of your education just curious...i mean if you are going to talk about people educating themselves you must be educated

  • lol

  • Rare?

  • Its like he is constantly trying to push out a little nugget!

  • This guy always sounds constipated... It freaking annoying!

  • I'm a huuuuge Michael Jackson fan and people should not be offended by this, they're just freakin' jokes!!

    Michael was such (and still is) a long time world superstar, a lot of comedians targeted him as material. Funny or not, he was always easy, fun material.

    Chris Rock is one of my favorite comedians and this is him making jokes about the original 1993 MJ case.

    Eddie Murphy attacked MJ and they ended up being friends, even doing a song together!! And Eddie was in MJ's "Remember The Time"!!

  • Chir Has always been an MJ HATER. That''s why I prefer Dave Chapelle, he wa sthe only comedian who stoos up for MJ and new what was really going on in the entertainment industry...that's why he left it.

  • @amsterdamgirl If you've ever seen Chappelle's Show you'd know that whenever Jackson was mentioned it was very negative. On sketch in particular was that Michael Jackson should of been a priest, because then when he molested children he would of just been transferred. He also makes fun of the fact his fans (like you) won't acknowledge the fact Michael Jackson was more than likely a child molester.

  • @spxeli I am not illetrate. I have seen that show a thousand times, obviosuly we both see that clip from another context. I do with most of his clips, they usually have a deeper meaning abou society, racism etc. If u a Dave Chapelle fan u propably also know he has done sketches for Chapelle show. One where this ''Michael Jackson'' has a fight with the kid that accused him.

  • @amsterdamgirl Am I ignoring u? I was just giving my point of view. Ur first post come across as believing MJ was guilty. If u read ur second post u say: ''He also makes fun of the fact fans (like you) won''t acknowledge the fact MJ was moret han likely a child molester'' < fans like me? that insinuated to me U believed he's guilty, that''s why I responded that way. Second, I have NEVER heard Chapelle say this, and I have seen all his work...

  • @amsterdamgirl I just came back from watching it again (it's in the suggestions)... He didn't defend Jackson at all. Like I said, there was a sketch where Paul Mooney playing guru saying Michael Jackson should of been a priest so when he molested a child he would only be transferred. Wait.

  • @amsterdamgirl He also says the same thing Chris Rock said here. he's asked if he would ever let Michael Jackson babysit his children and he replies in a very animated "FUCK NO!". If you really think about, Chappelle made fun of Michael Jackson much worse than Chris Rock did. When Chappelle was asked what he thought of Jackson's death and what his favorite Michael Jackson song was he refused to answer (it was clear why). Chappelle obviously did not have a positive opinion about MJ

  • @spxeli 1. Did u even really listen what Chapelle said or do u have false memories or u just didn't understand it? 2. I KNOW u HAVEN'T read any courtdocument about MJ's trial or read reporter A.Jones MJ conspiracy book. 3. U don't know anything about the value the ATV (music + TV!) catalog MJ owned (not just Beatles!...).4. If done ur research and know facts u can understand why Chapelle refused 50 $ million and why he made those joke... and why he is not coming back to showbiz.

  • @amsterdamgirl Are you illiterate? re read what I typed. Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian and I actually watched his Michael Jackson bit from For What's Worth right before I typed this to help me elaborate. Chappelle did not like Michael Jackson. That's not me saying anything negative about either of them. It's just very clear.

    And by the way, I personally don't think Jackson was a child molester. I just pointed out you're wrong about Chappelle defending Jackson.

  • @spxeli "Chappelle's Show" (2003): Prosecutor: So, you don't think Michael Jackson is guilty? Dave Chappelle: No, man. He made "Thriller".

    [pause] Dave Chappelle: Thriller.

  • @spxeli Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before.

    Dave Chappelle: So? Some people like their cucumbers pickled. Prosecutor: What?

    Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh?

    

  • @amsterdamgirl That's proving my point. That's why he's great. His satire is spot on. It's basically "No, he can't be guilty because I like his music."

  • Chris Rock, better change ur name to Chris SUCK or Chris FUCK.. Coz this shit from u sux!

  • You know, when I see Chris Rock, all I can see is that stupid zebra from madagascar!

    Michael, I love you, and don't pay attention to this guy he sucks.

  • CHRIS ROCK IS DE MAN... And im white!!

  • @Gooner7001 Para escrever inglês assim tão mal, tem de ser brasileiro.

  • ur a fukwit chris

  • fcuk you ass chris SHIT 

  • you hear like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL I liked it though

  • You say: almost everyone here that are defending MJ once said that he was a rapist. Then I say: No that's not true. There were millions of people who believed MJ but these people were overshadowed by the media! I cant say i'm one of these people since i was only 9years old when the second chargers came. But though i didn't defend him at that time i NEVER said that he was a rapist. It's ok to joke about MJ BUT you can be funny and kind at the same time take ChrisTucker and SteveHarvey as a sample

  • wtf was the punch line i couldnt understand!

  • @Effluence520  you'll understand it if you watch the whole Big Jokes HBO special.

  • FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK!

  • not funny 2 tell da truth but ummm ok i guess

  • yall got to remeber the nigga wasn't dead yet. now u tell u never did a micheal jackson rapist joke in your life

  • This muthaf**ker has never been funny. Kiss ass, buck teeth bandwagoner. So what if it's comedy, you don't have to get personal.

  • What a dum ass nigger

  • @missmjlover13 what a typical racist troll you are

  • this is career suicide

  • @EdwardHickinsonShow career suicide this nigga did this in 1994

  • @EdwardHickinsonShow yeah,in fact after 1994 chris rock's career went down hill.He never made stand ups and movies again.i heard he's now broke and fat

  • @geiuy yea, i heard he is doing shows with goldfishes now in the las vegas underworld, where he is applauded by three and a halve fools. he swallows goldfishes, then spits them out ... not sure if that's how he got fat ... anyway, never saw him back in the muppet show.

  • Chris Rock, I liked you in first place, BUT NOW I HATE YOU F###ING BADLY!!!

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  • @xDivinityInMotionx Lol did you have a problem with this before he died?

  • Jump on wikipedia and type in Jordan Chandler it will tell you that story inside out. If you still believe MJ was a paedophile, you're fucking retarded.

  • lmao!!! i hate to see a brother go down like that still a black man with all that shit!!! lmao!!!

  • @OfficialDeejayW Tucker never made his jokes on MJ like the other comedians. When he DID talk about MJ, he made 'em funny, but they were good about him too. I aint gettin' mad.. Just tellin' you. And that he's probably the only one. Alright then, good day mister.

  • If you're going to get pissed off at Chris Rock for this, then you might as well hate every comedian on the planet. When the alleged child molestation stuff about MJ came into the news, it was a COMEDIC GOLD MINE for everyone. It's probably difficult to name a comedian who didn't make fun of MJ at the time. It was funny and it was a huge news story... Now he just happens to be dead and all of a sudden it's wrong? You people need to calm down.

  • @OfficialDeejayW you need to check that thing again, that he would be a molester. Watch what you say before you open your mouth... and you don't need to comment back, because I won't your comment, it's waste of time and write your angry words to somewhere else...

  • chris is the Man, me and my crew from serbia just fucking love him

    his the king

    every thing hee saying is true and still is funy like hell

    serbian love you my brother

    you are the man

  • I love how chris rock has styled his hair, it looks really good.

  • Chris Rock shouldn't talk didn't he sell out too

  • lmaoo that was funny " he didnt do it. let him babysit ur kids" r.i.p mj ;*

  • As soon as a comedian starts off a line with "Michael Jackson........" the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOHHH" cos they know what shit they gonna say. It's true, have a look at other comedians talking about mj and you'll see what I mean.

    I'm not saying they're not funny, just pointing out that mj is a the greatest and generally people react to it even back then!

  • Made it about isnt chris rock go burn in hell

  • @muslim4lyf007 What???

  • @sandraoliveira99 i totally agree even though it was a long time a go its still here on youtube ready for people to laugh at so if they can stll laugh we can still comment however we like chris rock can burn in hell and he must be proud of himself to still have this joke living even though the guy he

  • shut up ! 

  • you had to see the start of the act to appreciate the joke. and on the for real, would you let a 40 year old man with no kids host a slumber party for your kids. Michael was so bizarre that it probably was innocent but my kids would never get to go there unescorted.

  • People please try and lighte up. it's comedy and was made in 1994. Comedy is goig to say stuff you don't like sometimes. it's risky and part of the reason why people love it so much. If you dont like it don't watch it and then comment on how you dislike it just go watch something else.

  • So u think ur funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off chris u know the MAN was innocent!! U ARE SO PATHETIC. Love u forever Mike.!!!

  • @sandraoliveira99 calm the fuck down crazy ass cracker

  • great quality

  • White People are Evil.

  • Nope never gonna watch chris rock again, now everybody hates him

  • This changed the way I felt about Chris Rock...Chris Rock shut the hell up

  • @yoshedia11 man this was 17yrs ago. You anger towards him is just a waste of energy

  • @BigDaddy6065 19 sept it was 16 and a half years ago :)

  • this shit isn't funny |:| michael was innocent

  • I love Michael just like the next person does, but would you people shut the fuck up...I rarely peep out a youtube video and give my point of view about something because it only starts an argument but peep it....When Michael was alive I bet almost all of you were calling this man a rapist, then when he died everyone started acting like they didn't say nothing about him...JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! besides Michael was alive in 1994. So don't down Chris Rock.

    R.I.P. Michael Jackson!

  • @KingP0ison I am sorry, but I was always lifting Michael prayer, especially during the 2005 trial. I even asked other people to pray for him, but many of them, of the same race, became quiet and never spoke about him around me again. When he was exonerated, it was total silence! He has always felt like a close brother or relative to me, since I saw the Jackson 5 at the Apollo Theater talent show in Feb.1968! I have, do, and will always love MJ! :)

  • @ljonesluv YOU THINK HE REALLY DID ITARE WAS HE SET UP

  • @MrBlackman504 I believe he was set up as well! I don't believe he touched any of those children. The parents were greedy, and wanted money, so they tried to abuse his sincerity, which is why he didn't like being around adults as much. The LOVE of money is the root of ALL EVIL! I will always love Michael Joe Jackson! :)

  • @ljonesluv me two mike was the badest motherfucker on the planet i love the way he move

  • @KingP0ison I still call him

  • @KingP0ison Uh, no. When Michael was alive, I was listening to his music and fantasizing 'us' together...

  • I'm disappointed in you Chris Rock :(

    I still like him though.

    Michael Jackson 4 ever!

  • i dunno know why everyones hating chris for this cause this wasin 1994 when MJ WAS STILL ALIVE. if your gonna hate anyone hate the people who hate MJ

    Long live Michael Jackson

  • hahahahha this shit is funny im an mj fan and i don't think he did it but c'mon it's comedy and we all gotta admit that mj was a little weird and a perfect target for comedy like this

  • thats a weak way to end his show....

    Michael Jackson gave alot of comedians fresh material for their shows. they made money t his expense. and they knew he would never come after them.

  • LONG LIVE THE KING OF MUSIC AND PEACE MICHAEL JACKSON

  • @orvgg your gonna rot in hell you son of a bitch mj is in heaven rip mj!!!

  • ah! no one cares he died its a joke get over it

  • "He didn't do it, then let him see your kid"hahaha

  • piece a shit. You'll only be remembered for playing pookie from the New Jack City and making the "Good Hair" documentary, whereas MJ will be remembered for his unmatched godsent talents, humility and spirit as well as more awards than anyone ever born, thus, he'll live in the hearts of many, for all time !

    YOU WONT MATTER ANYMORE THAN YOUR RELENTLESS, IGNORANT ASS JOKES WHEN YOURE GONE.

  • What a loud fuck up! I get tired just hearing his voice!

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  • no good!

  • All these Michael Jackson fans need a sense of humor. He was just joking.

    Anyway, R.I.P. MJ, and much respect to Chris Rock.

  • Lot of bitter Michael Jackson fans in these comments. I like MJ's music too, but jesus christ, lighten the fuck up...

  • This is NOTHING compared to When Katt Williams Talked about Michael. "michael spend his whole life tryin to be a white women"

  • Motherfuck Sony Music Son of a Gun

  • ....obviously all d people in dis building are all DEVIL ...and CHRIS ROCK is SATAN ......ALL MJ  HATERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER...for judging ,saying bad words to a person.......CHRIS ROCK IS A PURE DEVIL ....

  • @ThePeterpan1828 Are you serious? Get a sense of humor for once.

  • @XxXxLETHALXxXx well my comment to c.rock was a month ago '' ya i know its just a joke but obviously theres some personal attack involve''...my comments on chris rock was ended ''i'm from LA and i know chris rock was indeed a great talent in stand up comedy''.. i'm just pissed off on that clip ...i deal with it ..its over now...obviously MJ will reign forever ''mj is back and he will reign till the end of time''....i'm heading to staples i'm a big fan of lakers too....god bless MJ 4ever..

  • @ThePeterpan1828 Sorry I was just bitter over all those hate comments to Chris Rock. Don't get me wrong, I love MJ's music but too many of the people on this page are treating Chris Rock like he killed someone or something.

  • @XxXxLETHALXxXx back in 2001 my dad took me to madison square garden to wactch a ''J5 reunion concert'' ii'm just 13 back then ''..it was hype the fans are fainting so much love and admiration for mj..2001 was the year i started to be an mj fan...well some mj fans have so much love and respect for mj ..u cant control them to have a comment like that coz their depending their idol.....well dude its ok ..i wacth c.rock clips on this site and he is definitely one of the greats in comedy...

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  • It's a shame when a brother is making fun of one of his ones and forgets that MJ open all the doors for black ppl! This guy is a shame to black community! MJ was an angel, he was too good for this planet!

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    HA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Wrong, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, and BB King opened doors for black musicians, including Michael Jackson who by the way looked up to James Brown.

  • @CCRockit don't forget who opened the door for MTV! this is what I was talking about!

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    Uhm NO, Robert Pittman opened the door for MTV... but if you really want to credit Michael for that, YAY we have a bunch of reality TV shows that are unrelated to music and nobody watches, yay for Michael

    and weather you meant for MTV or not, what you said was black people.

  • @CCRockit ...and this is nice to make fun of them?

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    I didn't make fun of him, i said that James, Jimi, and BB are the ones who opened doors for black musicians, black musicians like Michael, just like Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, and Elvis did for white americans, just like The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, and Cream did for the brittish, and so on

    how about you try reading my replies before resonding all butthurt

  • @CCRockit I m reading; did u read my first comment? I was talking about Chris making fun of MJ! and about MJ opening doors for black ppl-this is not my idea, this was said by Michael Jordon at MJ's memorial! Remember?

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    You didn't say anything about Michael Jorden, and by the way hes a celebrity, this is comedy, Chris was born in america and has free speech, feel free to criticise, but really in actuality thats all you can do is complain and bitch about it.

  • @peaceandloveMJ I m talking about Chris Rock making fun of MJ ; forget it, it seems u just don't get ! MJ is the best and this can not be changed by anyone! MJ is a legend and this can not be changed by anyone! MJ is unique, there will never be anyone like him and this cann ot be changed!

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    Your right

    there is noone in this world who is so easily forgettable

    there is noone in this world who is less legendary

    there is noone else who is so stupid to be a pedophile, but i'll give him credit, atleast he kept from getting caught

    the fact is he IS legendary, but the fact also that there ARE bigger more legendary people out there.

  • @CCRockit IF U BELIEVE MJ WAS PEDO, GO OUT OF THIS SITE AND GET A LIFE! WE( THE FANS AND THE PPL THAT CAN SEE THE TRUTH) DON'T NEED U TO SPREAD SHIT! DID U GIVE TO CHARITY ANY MONEY? FIRST, GIVE 300MIL $ TO CHARITY AND THAN TALK BAD ABOUT MJ!

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    he donates 300mil to charity and has diplomatic immunity? i'll be sure to remember that, if you think that one butthurt comment is going to make me get off youtube, maybe you should leave if you can't take criticism, i also might point out your defending someone you dont even know, and i also can't believe your taking MJ's side over children, thats just sickening to me, would you let a 45 year old sleep in bed with children? say its not even MJ say its just some guy you met

  • @peaceandloveMJ

    And by the way i dont need to donate 300mil to charity to use my right to the first ammendment, i suppose you could argue that no adult should be left with a child, and i completely agree, no child should be left alone with an adult that is unrelated to the child, now if its the childs grandparents, their uncle, their brothers or sisters, then its perfectly acceptable, but a full grown stranger you probaly dont even know? thats just stupid as a parent

  • that made me like chris even more

  • was he booed or applaused??

    ...ps: i don't like CR that much anymore...

  • lol but it is sad cuz he was just a kid in a adults body he never grow up he worked in a striper club when he was young

  • nu uh

  • I loved MJ but this is so funny..........everyone is fair game when it comes to comedy.

  • chris you can rot in hell for ever saying anything about Mike in your stand ups EVER!

    YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF SHOW SOME RESPECT KARMA WILL GET YOU!

  • @TheMikesMaiden Calm down alright? I love MJ too but this man was only kidding.

  • @B4lls0fSt33l

    I don't find this funny it's offensive

  • @TheMikesMaiden Just because it's offensive doesn't mean u need to overreact though does it? If u wanna hate someone, hate the media. And what they did to MJ for over 15 years. Chris Rock is a legend. Havn't you ever said something that you later regretted? Forgive Chris :) After all, if you are a true lover of Michael Jackson, you will know that he was a forgiver too. Dam I love saint Michael.

  • @B4lls0fSt33l

    i stand by MJ not this freak and let me tell you something, Michael would not tolerate this either, there is only so much he would take and also would NOT find humour in this he would've been pissed off, just like he was at Leno just cos these comedians are legends doesn't make it right for them to disrespect MICHAEL JACKSON you are no TRUE fan of MJ..... Cheers Mate!

  • @TheMikesMaiden Ur doing it again. Being Judgemental and not to mention agressive. MJ was about love. A man who was so full of love he had an intense need to give to others. Yes ur right he would have been pissed off. But in the long run he would forgive. He forgave his Father who made his life hell as a kid. Chris insulted MJ for his own benifit which was wrong but also it was nothing personal. Ur being over-sensitive. I love MJ and there's nothing you can say or do that will change that.

  • @B4lls0fSt33l

    really? You have a blank channel could've fooled me

  • @TheMikesMaiden

    What does that have to do with anything?

  • @TheMikesMaiden Get off MJ's dead white nuts, no one is exempt from comedy!!!

  • @TheMikesMaiden your a idiot lol its comedyyy, comedians mock every onee and when they mock some one you like all of a suddent they should rot in hell???

  • Y'all all are rite about this... but get this, ppl rlly just accuse ppl for shti! i mean jordie chandler, the boy that accused Michael Jackson for molesting him ALSO accused George Lopez for stealing money from his wallet! how FUCKED UP is that?????!!!!!!

  • chris rock is a BIG jackass ass - fool

  • chris rock rocks every time. 

  • fuck MJ in his gay ass.

  • go fuck MJ you assholes

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  • @MegaZFT You suck bitch asshole!! >:(

  • @MegaZFT

    By the way, this was not removed by me!! :- /

  • Chris rock can suck balls...his voice is irritating all he can do is talk about black and white people his stupid encounters in life and mock celebrities...FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK!!!!

    The only Chris I know and is HILARIOUS..is Chris Tucker! Say nada!

  • @AishaAbdi091093 u just described 99% of all comedians

  • @yourahova Yes I did :) 

  • @AishaAbdi091093 then u must love michael jacksons child molester balls as much as chris tucker

  • What is the last thing he said?

  • Chris Rocks stupid voice really gets on my nerves, i want to enjoy his comedy but i can't listen to his fucked up voice for longer than 5 minutes.

  • @leviathan318

    shut up.

  • @blitzvomitew16 how about you do the same and shut up aswell..asshole!!!

  • chris rock a little crack head looking bitch

  • I really hate chris rock beacuse of that.

    Michael is 10000000000000000000 times better than him and his shit

    R.T.P MJ <3<3

  • look who's talkin' shame on him!!!

  • Chris Rock is not a funny comedian at all.Because all of his jokes are the same and every stand up, movie or show he's talk about MJ and say the same stuff and it gets old.And if anybody watches Everybody Hates Chris he always says something about him.And there are very few comedian that are funny and original.

  • Chris Rock....i mean hes not the only one whos known for bashing Michael Jackson pretty much everyone does..but people like him dont matter..they're not the role models or the important ones in life who can have the power to bring good change into this world..and be loved by millions or break records..break barriers..bring people together..no matter what race or part of the world they're from or feed starving children..or HEAL THE WORLD AND MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE..=] Love you Michael <3

  • Fuck you Chris.....most of you motherfuckers are up there because of MJ...he was your role model. RIP MJ

  • You call this a joke? this more like making fun of people. Man i thought chris rock was funny but he is just a another bitch who is making fun of michael.

  • Wow.... What a dick!

    I'd let MJ babysit me, we'd have so much fun. I'd consider him as my friend and someone who cares! I hate it when people make fun of Michael :(

  • @MissHappyAllTheTime

    Ok, just hope you dont mind being molested

  • Chris Rock is a jackass. This fuck face wouldn't know funny even if Dane Cook kicked him in the face.

  • he was an easy target because most people knew he was peaceful and wouldn't go a after them. try saying that shit about some mobsters

  • @yousurfer2

    That wouldn't be funny then. Mobsters are not generally famous for (allegedly) shagging kids!!!

  • @EnglishStan no, they just kill people

  • @EnglishStan

    And what exactly is your point?

  • @yousurfer2 who is giving this stupid shit a thumbs up.MJ wasn't an easy target because he's peaceful...he's an easy target because he's a freak.Nobody gives a damn about no punk ass mobsters.

  • I suddenly hate Chris rock

  • @Blakehaed098 lol, your comment made my day!

  • just cuz it was before mj was dead dosent make it right...and this s*** aint even funny! chris rock aint funny!

    joke from everybody hates chris:

    one time i fell asleep so long i woke up with a mustache!..that s*** aint funny!

  • @AHHMEHOT The jokes on that show was corny like how they always show a dumb example or show what if something happened.That crap it corny.

  • Where the rest of this at?

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: only ones who have maid good MJ jokes are Eddie Murphy and Chris Tucker because they could think of somet