Gordon Ramsay - Beef Wellington....FAIL

[DekaRedXXV]

Ramsey: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN!!!

[Adomiso]

omfg you don't waste a beef like that

[TheTorado1]

Your puff pastry was too thick

[finalcon2]

so much fail lol

[aleexandder]

hahahahaha

cant stop laughing xDD

[butopiatoo]

Dude, Done. LOL this is great stuff..........

[ForTehWin12]

1:18

Too poor for fridge. Smart solution.

[lytrigian]

Who told you that was an inch? That would tend to explain a certain overestimate...

[goaliedude396]

thats not tenderloin or "fillet" as gordon ramsay says, thats a ribeye. tenderloin doesnt have that much fat in it nd is much better suited for this application. And did u use country ham instead of prosciutto ?

[sj0903]

the reason why the puff pastry broke apart when you cut it is because you scored it too deep.

[formando]

i like the meat raw nice and blue

but you might of wanted to let the meat rest for a while so the juicys don't leak into the pastry

and cook the mushrooms more to remove as much moister as you can.

[dibblerox]

Dude you can't cook to save your life

[Fudge1706]

ur mushrooms look like a rhino's diarrhea...

[thienphucnt]

just have a laugh will you? Stop being a fucking dickhead on these meant to be funny videos.

[kidda74]

BRILLIANT!! 10/10 for effort at least you had a go! and you made me smile! :)

[Bermagden123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA XD

[Lamiral55]

omg you are so stupid 

[MonkeyBallZ214]

Score, not slice. Now we're in the shit!

[tdsviper]

It acctually looked good untill you slighty it open. Maybe longer time in the oven ??? So it wil cook all the way trough??

[craziewill]

your first mistake is the way you cook the beef.. you don't turn the beef around like a freaking ball...

you sir, are an idiot..

IT'S RAW YOU FUCKING DONKEY

[RicardinhoP]

That was awesome! ha ha ha!!! Really that's so funny I can't stop laughing!!!

Ahhh my belly is hurting so much! What a wast of perfect recipe... It was Raw!!!!

Ha ha ha.... ha ha ha!!!!

[MrChowTheTroll]

Should have cut the beef in half. Its might look werid, at least its not thick

[EloiseDecember]

@MrChowTheTroll or you could do small beef wellingtons individually wrapped (in pastry)

[bautista1]

beef wellington... raw

[blackyoshi1230]

I'm cracking up, almost out of breath. The fan to chill was epic. But in fairness, Beef Wellington is THE most fucked up entree in Hell's Kitchen (the other being salmon, and IIRC it was scratched off the menu in Season 6). Appetizers, risotto and seared scallops are frequently screwed up.

I wonder what would happen if Gordon watched your video, oh wait, someone covered that.

[philatnerd]

Nice effort! You did everything right. If your piece of meat had been half the thickness and double the length, you would have been OK.

[MsBridgerton]

the worst part is the mushroom... yuck... hahaha,,, hilarious

[youllregretit]

did you cook it at 200 for 8-10 minutes, then at 180 for 20 minutes? it's what ramsey does...

[MichiLiebe]

you know what? maybe you chose a bad cut of meat, or maybe you didn't sear it well in the pan. Of course it was fucking raw..

I'm just watching this again because the comments here are so funny and this video is indeed a fail, somehow, I think I like things better when they go wrong, huh.

[TheSmellySpot]

This can't be serious. That's the most ridiculous piece of meat since John Holmes

[nesz719]

It's quite hard to show how stupid human can be... everyone knows that, right?. I respect you for having the balls to show how stupid you are. Kudos! You can't follow simple directions as well as you can't COOK.

[hearTelus]

1:15 the part when you chill your meat with a fan... man I laughed so hard when I saw it... "chill, 20 minutes" ROFLROFL that was awesome!

[DarkAgent80]

HAHAHA, running your fan over a piece of meat isnt chilling it. Then again, that isnt your biggest problem pal.

[jiggykyftw]

This video is hilarious. I commend your effort and enthusiasm, but I could not stop laughing.

[TheVampireLucinda]

TAKE YOUR JACKET, AND FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE!

(Haha, nicely done, though. XD)

[aalever]

I think if you had cut the fillet lengthways into quarters and rolled them, not blitz the mushrooms so much, and use one sheet of your pastry per quarter, you would have been fine - and you would have ended up with four beef wellingtons :)

question is, did you eat it, or recook it, or chuck it?

[MichiLiebe]

but at least you tried! :)

[MichiLiebe]

damn.. what a waste of food..

[Desperado213]

it looks so easy on ramsay's video..after your video i started having second thoughts on trying it!!! im not trashing 25€ worth of food like that...

[watsonvillian]

What are you doing? Talk to me....it looks like T Rex took a shart on that plate!! Just a few Ramsay observations.

[char1eswu]

you did a shit job on everything that's why it's a fail

[asdfkie]

0:52 That, my friend, looks like a giant piece of dehydrated turd.

1:02 Did you just take a crap in that plate? Oh my lord...

1:05 What is THAT?! It looks like a giant turd that came out of a rhino after it ate a baby elephant, fucking hell.

1:23 and that looks like someone just took a shit in a cling wrap... fuck me...

1:38 Is that a fucking bison's penis?

2:12 It's fucking RAW!!!

[mccrackenator]

@asdfkie Really? All you can think to say of poorly lit ground mushrooms is it looks like excrement on 4 separate lines? While one good colon cannonball comment might be amusing, your astounding mashup of 4 completely useless and puerile statements on said keester cakes comparisons was overwrought and unneeded. Also I'm certain I don't want to know how you are aware of the construction of a bison's skin flute.

[asdfkie]

@mccrackenator eat shit, yea.

[elendiel]

@mccrackenator He was just making fun of the way Gordon Ramsay talks =D. I bet he didn't mean it seriously.

[hellishheavin101]

@asdfkie you made me cry laughing

[AmunExorbis]

LOL @ editing your attempt at the end, looks like you nailed it !

[possumshake]

Beef Weelington, RAW.

[yaboytl]

lol at 1:41 it almost looks like a chipotle burrito, with mustard on it..lol

[davidenespana]

Your beef in the penultimate shot actually looks nicely cooked to me - compare with the last shot in Ramsay's video where it's oozing blood. Now repeat a thousand or so times to acquire finesse

[TASCmedia]

Fuck off will you yeah?

[RussRamz]

LO mutha fuckin' L!!!

[kingsone542]

WTF????

looked raw!!!

get the f@&$k out my kitchen you wanker

[bautista1]

i commend you on your efforts man. Gordon has perfected this dish, and I wish people would at least look at your efforts.

Just some things i noticed though as to why the beef came out raw:

1.] The mushrooms were blended, not blitzed.

2.] The seal on the beef looked just a tad underdone

and 3.] The covering layer of puff pastry when you put it into the oven looked waaay thick.

As I said before, good work and I commend you on your effort on this very tricky dish.

[zulujamaica1]

That was soo cool!! I thunk more ppl shud try out gordons recipes and post them up....Good work btw!!!!

[iamweapon]

DONKEY

[jakecoronel]

GIVE ME YOUR JACKET! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKEN JACKET! useless sack of shit!

[dachicagoan]

where is the lamb...SAUCE!!!!

Fuck me senseless

[80VideosMan08]

FUCK ME. xD

[mastersg80]

HOLY MOLY, U CAN KILL SOME ONE, U MUPPET, Nice video mate

[mondezdurden]

I like that you put this up. You are not a professional but you tried a pretty moderately difficult recipe and you even put FAIL on your title. Thanks for sharing your experiment and forget these haters.

[flybikes90]

1:25 it's green!



[flybikes90]

you donky



[TheBiggunz1]

it looks like shit you dunkie 

[ocollins87]

Beef Wellington: FULL OF SH*T

[ManMythIcon]

LMFAO !!!!

[MrButterworth24]

In the recipe it says BLITZ the mushrooms so you dont liquify them... thats not what you did.

[namas000]

NOT GOOD ENAUGHT!

[N1Jr]

The beef was the wrong cut, looks like a rib eye or chuck? Ur mushrooms, I think u pureed it, looked like vomit LOL but meh but the killer was the scouring. U cut it all the way to the meat!

That chill part with the fan was epic lolol

[middlefingermother]

chill with a fan? funny dude!

[angusohara]

Take your time...due diligence....Sharp knife...confidence...no English gits...did I mention the need for a total absence of the English(?)...try again.

[ArchieProdigy]

why waste all that food on that raw meat, 4 peices of puf pastry but my fave part was the part where you were scoring with a dull butter knife right down to the meat..garbage

[whatchain]

ROFL.

[jyh132]

Lol you just made a mushroom puree...and yeah the piece of beef was fuqing huge af LOL.

[MrDeathCab1]

First of all. The cut of meat you used was a ribeye, not a tenderloin. Plus, you didn't sear it all the way.

[jimmieeeee]

LOL looks like shit at the end but ill still eat it

[gahzeyboe]

IT'S RRAAAAWWWWW!!!!

[lololol36]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RLove]

LOL do you not have a fridge?? XD hilarious though!

[shakar92]

omg .. why did you turn your portobello into a puré?? and why did you use ounces of pastry??

no wonder it's a failure ..

[nickvandenberg1]

Hmmm, how about..... The piece of meat is way too big.... It will never be cooked before the pastry turns black!!

[Smubbs]

lol he fucked the texture of the mushrooms

[1337sparksftw]

I'm sorry. I lost it at the fan part. Fucking amazing.

[tanczosandras]

1:13 rofl..

[OUWATZAHLE08]

NICE BRO YOU DID AS GOOD AS YOU CAN I WILL DO IT HOME BEST RECEPIE IN MY OPINION LOVE IT

[mik159753]

nice try bro . good luck next time you make it

[Arteolike]

That's not even a beef filet minion that's like a round roast.... Plus you need one sheet of pastry not four together, epic fail.

[hootypatootie]

Who cares how it looks, how'd it taste?

[olrepas]

2 big mistakes that spoiled it...

1. didn't chill in fridge so pastry was too soft, therefore...

2. when you scored the pastry you cut right through to the meat. That stops sufficient heat from building up inside, so doesn't cook properly

(3. also didn't dry out mushrooms enough so were too wet, causes more heat loss)

[Crimsonland1]

lol

[Sunnysilky]

This is fucking hilarious

[bautista1]

hmmm, this person has now shown us how to properly prepare scrambled mushrooms.

i love the video and commend your efforts, but i just had to make the comment lol

[SelfAppointedGenius]

I couldn't stop laughing, one of the funniest things I've seen today.

[Vistrix]

A fan?? Really??

[alickaboobs]

the beef is to big!

[nickvandenberg1]

@alickaboobs exactly!!

[SuperElectrolytes]

i laughed the whole time.

[carloslaudal83]

dude, you suck at cooking

[ibocks]

lol

[southernman3955]

looks great but at what temp and for how long to obtain medrare does anyone know ?

[keenho]

LOL at watery mushrooms !! HAHAHAHA

[dornellespedro]

how can u throw away food, in our planet there is lots and lots of people hungry,

Jhon Lennon said : No need for greed or hunger

[MrChristopherZiegler]

@dornellespedro We just donated about 1 billion dollars to the hunger crisis in Africa.. Tell me how it's not going better yet, before complaining about hungry ppl.. please

and btw, this shit here is fucking hilarious.. Done!

[nanga666]

well of course if you make it that big it's not going to work you dickwad.

[Lee2785991]

Who the hell on earth 're going to eat that. Look at the size of the beef lol, You cook like a pig. F'uck off will u

[Claybreaker2]

This is awesome! Make more failed cooking vids plz!

[artistray]

SHUT IT DOWN!!!

[Thriced2286]

@artistray LOL

[waytostoned]

You didnt sear that meat, look at the video I see no browning. Searing partly cooks the beef. Also, notice all the extra puff pastry dough before you rolled it, compared to the ramsay video. Shame. :(

[tooootlee]

or a Gordon Ramsay - Scotch Pancakes fail ty

[tooootlee]

can u do a Gordon Ramsay - Monkfish fail too?! PLSPLS!!

[bgtip]

gosh! that's just sad

[Harioo]

you bought much bigger beef than ramsay got thats why you fail. By the way nice try :)

[endlessrskies]

maybe the fan chilling instead of refrigeration or that cut of beef just wasnt that great

[redsci]

you just suck man, dont quit your day job!

[joonyoung11]

Nice try. I can see what was wrong... Thx for your try!

[Hyjal100]

You know what this is? It's NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

[rawrberrys]

did you use the whole fucking sheet of that puff? thats where you went wrong lol

that and the sear was bad too

[laganaerata]

u make a good job!!!

[FourthPersonView]

Oh, fuck me sideways...ITS RAW!

[Raimundo97]

@FourthPersonView Ermm okay how do i do it?

[bdame25]

its raw you dumb donkey!

[desanctis1971]

It's fucking RAW... your IDIOT!

[GorillazGames]

@desanctis1971 Learn to spell before you call someone an idiot. But yeah, the wellington was raw.

[desanctis1971]

@GorillazGames Ok, but you still a IDIOT!

[kaomoodang]

IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUT IT DOWN !!!!!!!!! hahahah :)

[henneburymarc]

funny



[3darkn1t]

rofl fail :D

[bryanbryan657]

Hey You, Come here. TOUCH IT , Touch it !!! It's fucking raw.. :O You donkey. Ohh!!! it's unbelievable.... :'( . don't say that you are my Pupil...... :P

[prmama93]

lol he put dat shit by the fan to chill?? damn u ghetto

[kaniatron]

This is epically nasty wow. You need to sear your meat longer. Also you slaughtered the mushrooms. Just pulse in a food processor for a few seconds not liquify. I also dont like the idea of a dusty fan anywhere near my preparation how unsanitary.

[zerounite]

If you were anywere near Ramsy ... you already know what was going to come out from his mouth lol

[MisSCaliber00]

that is AWESOME. I love the fan cooling.

[jessehenandez]

As a good man once said: "It's RAWWWAWWWW!!!!!!!

[chofydonna]

that bastard can´t cook



[nintendoandsega1990]

Gordon Ramsay: WHAT'S THAT IN THE BLENDER?! OH MY GOD....... THAT'S NOT A MUSHROOM THAT I MADE EARLIER, IT'S A ****ING PUREE, LIKE A BABY VOMIT!! DX

[nintendoandsega1990]

That's a real BIG FILET! I wouldn't make that.......... unless I can to serve it to the dinosaur. =D

[BlairAKify]

@nintendoandsega1990 Yeah, that filet was huge! No wonder it was raw! And wtf was wrong with the mushrooms? They looked better after they'd been cooked a bit, but at first, they looked... I don't even know what that looked like. Not that I can cook or anything, but... Lol. XD

[nintendoandsega1990]

@BlairAKify It needs to cook more time than in F Word. You can sear it, but cook more in the oven and touch it for consistency in temperature. AND that mushroom looks like a baby vomit! Chop, season, and pulse..........and why is it too watery? what liquid did he or she add? It should be chopped finely as possible, not pureeing it. Bleh...... XP

[BlairAKify]

@nintendoandsega1990 I actually made this myself a little while ago, and it turned out way better than this person's. Lol yes, the mushrooms did look like baby vomit. SO disgusting. XD

[coyotes3344]

eww

[mrtak4life]

Wow... Make sure you dont go cooking that for family.. They may end up with mad cow. It was raw in the middle and the tenderloin was way way to big. Go watch Ramsay's vid again.

[qwerxel]

lol, that chunk of beef is huge - how did you expect it to come out??

[flipinfin]

that was raw



[d3viltry]

Also, the beef file was too thick... IMHO

[Flaphand]

I don't know if it's deliberate.. But yeah, don't mush the mushrooms too much. That's just making them too mushy. Second, when you want to close down the meat. Really use alot of olive oil and make the pan so hot it -just- begins to smoke. As for the wrappin' that's just a matter of fitting.

[Flaphand]

This is just such a HUGE FAIL xD

[bigbubba8888]

that pan wasn't very hot lol

[bigbubba8888]

after watching it was raw lol Ramsey was rare

[marchesedesade89]

That looks disgusting...is this an English recipe?

[bigbubba8888]

its rare not raw you guys need to no the difference between rare and raw. he need to sear it more.dam that thing was raw lol

[bigbubba8888]

its rare not raw you guys need to no the difference between rare and raw. he need to sear it more.

[bigbubba8888]

its rare not raw you guys need to no the difference between rare and raw.

[MrSainity]

Gordon Ramsey :(Touch the meat) That Wellington is cooked raw perfectly, SERVICE PLEASE........

[detahdomo]

lmfao what the hell, mushroom milkshake

[RazorKira12]

Beef wellington?? looks like a beef bucket to me

[mindfreaksaad]

ITs BLACK YOU Fuckin Assole...YOU FUCKIN EAT IT!!

[projectpat0392]

I'm don't think he used enough pastry. 

[OnRockIT]

Beef Wellington: Raw. 

[SbChilli]

@OnRockIT u fucking retard he bakes it.

[OnRockIT]

@SbChilli So are you just spamming this comment? Please do it more, I don't think you've done it enough you fairy. I know it's baked Sherlock, it was still raw in the end...or do you like your meat bleu? Piss off little bitch.

[SbChilli]

@OnRockIT QQ calm down kid no need to get so angry. Mad prick? LOLUMAD?

[OnRockIT]

@SbChilli Why would I be mad when you said you like Beef Wellington raw?

[possumshake]

@OnRockIT I fucking loled !

[simontja]

@OnRockIT :S Its perfectly cooked?

[bananian]

the mushrooms got oBLITZterated.

[BhogalJitesh]

OMG u JuST mADE ME DIE A LITTLE INSIDE WITH THAT DiSGUsTINg DISPLAY OF COOKERY

[OniricChef]

not even funny as fail, why waste so much meat and pastry? think it's funny that way? maybe you sleep better when someone is telling you how much you SUCK at cooking and product management

get another hobby or drop off a bridge

[RandomProductionsX1]

he said blitz it not blend it

[sov2208]

u need to learn how to cook :)~~~~~~~~

[fritzkat]

ha ha ha he he ooooooooooooooohh shit

[sphinxman90]

I wonder if Ramsay has seen this... the Fan Chilling is classic! Nice!

[Qieth]

Yeah, this could probably have gone better. But nice twist with the audio from Ramsay's video :P

[ramenx2]

just a tiny bit too much pastry wouldn't you agree?

[SuperLaura123456]

How was that a fail? I dont see anything wrong with it

[xranger56x]

@SuperLaura123456 meat... raw... too much pastry dough... err mushrooms werent done correctly i dont believe? umm... otherwise it was okay i think? lol not entirely sure, ive never attempted at making beef wellington, i think i shall try soon enuf tho :D

[THEfreshIMBER]

"Beef wellington... DONE" that has made my day!!

[irishkayo]

Dude - The pan wasnt hot enough to sear the meat to begin with. You fucked up at step three so it was never going to work. HOT PAN! and let the outside of the meat cook itself. Stop rolling it around, the less you touch it the better.

[mok0s1]

Wtf? i don't think thats a fail

[lieutenant805]

well he did put fail in the title remember that

[SaintMichael82]

Hahahahaha I almost fell of my chair laughing at 1:16 with the fan going and the narrator says "chill"