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  • Ciao~

  • Im half italian and im not sure whether hes insulting or complimenting me

  • How come every time I go onto an Eddie Izzard clip, there's always at least one Hetalia reference in the top comments. Not that I'm complaining, I love Hetalia XD ME GUSTA

  • It saddens me so much that my country with 2500 years of history, birthplace of the renaisance, home of Da Vinci, Columbus, Marconi and the only thing anyone here knows about it is some stupid cartoon character!! Stop being so insulting to Italy!! We're a country with a great history, not a cartoon!!! >:-(

  • Anyone else who can see both Italy doing this? XD

  • @sandrodream2 he's English and he's not mocking Italy. If anything, he is praising you for your seemingly entire nation, being comprised of cool people. Hope that clears things up! :)

  • Poor americans laught at this clown...here in italy we have far better actors for sure

  • @sandrodream2 va bene tutto, ok la difesa della patria ma uno come eddie izzard in italia ce lo sogniamo. Parlando di stand up comedy, non esiste nessun comico italiano attuale (ma forse neanche passato) che possa permettersi anche solo di pulire la merda sotto le scarpe di Izzard; a livello internazionale ci sono giusto Carlin e Hicks. e non lo dico da sbruffone (e certamente Izzard non ha bisogno della mia difesa, nè io ho bisogno di difenderlo). Guarda anche solo Circle o Dressed To Kill :)

  • @formula29channel ma ti rendi conto di cosa stai dicendo, mi sembra platinette...senti ti sei mai chiesto perchè cantanti, attori comici anglofoni sono famosi in tutto il mondo ?

    cioè vogliamo paragonare questo izzard con Gigi Proietti ?

  • @sandrodream2 è evidente che non sai di cosa stai parlando. io Proietti lo conosco benissimo e conosco altrettanto bene Izzard. Tu chiaramente no e per tutta risposta dimostri l'apertura mentale tipica dell'italiano medio, rintanato dietro le tre cose che ha visto in tv. Confondi gli stand-up con il teatro comico italiano. evolviti.

    Detto questo, proietti resta un grandissimo del teatro, e soprattutto va considerato come il più completo degli artisti italiani in circolazione. dopodichè, sticazzi

  • @formula29channel chi è chiuso sono proprio gli anglosassoni che diffondono le loro cose e non conoscono le cose degli altri. Vedi siamo noi quelli piu aperti e non il contrario, noi abbiamo l'immenso repertorio cinema poliziesco, commedie sexy, horror anni 70/80 che non ha rivali nel mondo e loro non conoscono attori e film meravigliosi di Thomas milliam, Banfi, Fantozzi, e tanti altri mentre noi conosciamo le loro cazzate una pallottola spuntata, sculoa di polizia, mr bean .

  • @formula29channel scommetto che ti piace zelig ed i comici di quella immondizia di tv spazzatura vero ?

  • @sandrodream2 ma mi prendi per il culo o davvero non c'hai capito un cazzo?

  • @formula29channel io sono piu grande di te ed ho capito prima di te, amico sei tu che ancora devi vivere e capire di questo mondo

  • @formula29channel non hai risposto alla mia domanda, come mai attori, cantanti, comici anglofoni sono famosi in tutto il mondo ? voglio vedere se rispondi correttamente

  • @sandrodream2 ehm ho appena realizzato che discutere di cose come queste con uno che mi cita banfi e fantozzi come "immenso patrimonio cinematografico" che ci deve invidiare tutto il mondo, ma soprattutto che porta a paragone esempi tipo scuola di p. e mr.bean (uno americano e l'altro inglese, per mettere la cigliegina sulla torta), per me è perfettamente inutile. ho trovato ahimè un interlocutore che per me non capisce davvero niente e quindi non ha senso proseguire. a prescindere dall'inglese.

  • @formula29channel guarda che Banfi, Paolo Villaggio, Franco e Ciccio, Bombolo, Mario Brega, Verdone e tanti altri sono anni luce avanti la commedia ANGLOFONA, perchè secondo te gli americani che sono francesi ? per me sono anglofoni.

    lascia perdere tianiti Platinette a me fa ridere...dalla pena ciao

  • CHAW~

    XD

  • Oh hetalia....STFU

  • is his scooter powered by bees?

  • Oh my god, I so love how the top two comments are both Hetalia references. <3

  • Love Eddie Izzard! this clip, the American English vs British english, and the Daleks ones are my faves!

  • Oh, yes, joking with us saying 'PASTAAA', but we also have PIZZA and SPAGHETTI. LOL

    btw I love Eddie

  • Ciao.

    'Nuff said

  • Top 5 things I love about this video.

    1. The hilarity of the video itself. (Obviously.)

    2. The Hetalia fangirls going batshit in the comments.

    3. The people who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about..

    4. The people trying to overcome the humongous swarm of fangirls.

    5. The people from 4 failing epicly. XD

  • @thescoopforspoons That made me laugh big time, hihihihihihi, greetings from Rome.

  • :( come on guys, leave hetalia out of this... Its a funny stand up routine

  • @Cassuss13 Some of us Hetalia fans linked to this after watching his other clips! I got here from his Daleks skit. so I guess there is a crazy Whovian here, ME!

  • im head of the catholic church! i have to keep up sta- caio

  • PAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT­TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • PASTAAAAAAA- *Riding scooter* Ciaooooooo. OH ITA-CHAN, YOU SILLY UKE 8D Hetalia fans everywhere-3

  • lol ...HETALIA FANS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! <3 8D XDD

  • @Spancho91 hetalia

  • I love reading comments from people who don't get the PASTAA~ references!

  • They don't go Ciao...the go ve or PASTAA~!

  • people get it right! its ciaaaooooo = )

  • Italy: VEEEE!!! Doistu! His talking about me~ Vee!

    Germany: Italy stop running away from training and wachting Youtube and eating pasta!

  • vrooooooooooooom* Ciao! <3 <3 <3

  • mancanza di dignità

  • @freddyminchia Io commento quel cazzo che voglio e non sei certo tu a determinare chi ha capito cosa,il popolo Italiano ama le persoanalità che lo rappresentano nelle qualtà di autoritarismo anarchico, ossia anarchia del potere,personalità politiche che in quanto tali usano il ruolo di cui si investono per fare quel cazzo che gli pare.All'Italiano medio menefreghista, ignorante, populita cialtrone, cinico e meschino questo va bene e ciò può passare per "sfottimento", ma in realtà è solo 

  • CIAO!!! <3

  • Its amazes me how ANYTHING to do with ANY country/culture is somehow turned into Hetalia... :D Makes me proud to be a Hetalia fangirl~

  • Ok there are so many Hetalia comments here I wanna test out if any of you know what this is from

    Caoissu~

  • @HikariInSuicideland REBORN~ <3 But Feliciano Vargas is still my fav Italian ;3;

  • @RedPearlPrincess10

    thank you for knowing who and what I was talking about and Romano is my fav Italian anyway

  • @HikariInSuicideland Haha, well, it's a fun manga isn't it? ...And Romano is my fav too, really. =w= Eheh, he's so tsundere.. I love them both equally, eh~ <3

  • Ciao è l'unica parola che conoscete? ;)

  • Press 6 for "ciao!" XD

  • Doitsu! Doitsu! I saw a pretty girl, so I hit on her, but it turned out to be Britain in disguise!

  • @thatoneweirdo1 i thought it was france in the episode---wait--- HE NEEDS TO WEAR A CARNIVAL DRESS.

  • @VocaloidKitsu It was a Eddie-is-a-crosdresser joke. But the Carnival outfit was a touch of brilliance!

  • they dont say ciao...they yell "PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • I love how every one is thinking 'Hetalia' XD

  • @WithASock and i am one of them

  • umm.........PASTAAAAA!!!!!!

  • hit 6 for lots of ciao

  • omfg all the hetali references in the comments xDDD

  • "Ciao" he missed out the bit where he quotes pasta dishes at the women :(

  • Ve~ Doitsu, make Pasta with me  \(^u^)/

  • This whole bit makes me think of Hetalia now. I can never listen to Eddie Izzard in the same way again. XD

  • PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA!

  • fuck italy seems like my kind of pace

  • ITALYYY!! hahaha 

  • I'm Italian and i could say that, jokes apart, we're the most fascist country in the whole World :(

  • @robasci00 Non hai capito un cazzo il potere è fascista. Noi siamo il paese di pulcinella e in fondo abbiamo sempre sfottuto i potenti. Se non capisci perchè eddie izzard in fondo ci ammira non commentare! PLEASE!

  • Veeeee~

  • @BabyKougie PASTAAAAAAA!!!

  • @BabyKougie Italy!! Gott verdammt! Did you sneak out of Hetalia again?! *German intimidation* XD

  • @LaniwonderZ DOITSU!!! *glomps* XD

  • @BabyKougie

    I love you XD

    Veeee~, PASTA!!!

  • @BabyKougie Doitsu~

  • nice!!! Paolo from Italy

  • Ciaaaaoooooooooo!!!!

  • Ciaaaaaaaooo~ :D

  • LOL from Italy :D

    ciao

  • plz thumb down 111RobinHood, he only tries to justify the shameful amorality of some (mostly southern) italians. go to work and pay your taxes you scumbag. we have mafia and can't improve as a nation because of shitheads like that.

  • @85cube Vaffanculo

  • @Hairmetaller86 Suca

  • lol that is true. It makes sense that fascism didn't take off in Italy like it did in Germany. The Italians are too cool and laid back for that shit.

  • "We're all fascists!"

    "All right! Ciao..."

  • Uk and Italy my fav countries ciao

  • I want to move to Italy :3

  • "Ciao" is an italian word that comes from the venetian "s-ciao" (also s-ciavo), which derives from the Romance "sclavus", that means "slave". So the real meaning of "ciao" was "I'm your servant/I'm your slave", but nowadays only means hello. As a result of the migrations of the italians, the word spread all over the world.

  • @Gefruss perfect explanation "ciao" in Venice originally was a very very polite way to greet, it was used by the nobles, now it means just "hello" and few people know the origin.

    Greetings from Venice

  • @Aleronx90 now a few more do! :)

  • Ciao to everyone, I was thinking that .. oh crap!

  • This is funny, but it reminds me, non-Italians will never understand that there are many regions of Italy and different types of Italians.

    The type that rides the scooter without a helmet is found in Naples. Those types are really disorderly.

    Mussolini was from Emilia-Romagna where people are disciplinate and also have a collectivistic tendency. Those ones are either Fascist or Communist.

    There are also many other Italian types. It's like with Britain where you have Scot Welsh and English people

  • @trial594 Tipoco italiano razzista :)

  • lol. ciao is originally italian. it's a casual way to say hello or goodbye.

    spanish speakers also say it, usually as a way to say goodbye, kind of like how an english speaker might say adios, au revoir, etc. it's just a lot more common that foreign language greetings are in english. i happen to speak spanish fluently and study italian as well. so basically, chill! and laugh with eddie izzard!

  • @Dontforgetbetch actually from an Italian friend of mine, she said ciao really comes from the Romans, and the word they used, I believe it's servus, led to the use of ciao in italy, tschau in france, tschüss in germany.

  • @ScheisseGSU Salve ('Sal-way) is what was used as a roman greeting, or to multiple people, Salvete. It almost looks like Salute in english, which is what it means, hail or salute.

  • I am Colombian, hence I've spoken spanish my whole life, and I am fluent in Italian.

    "Chao" is Spanish, "Ciao" is Italian.

    They are both pronounced the same.

    "Chao" mans goodbye. "Ciao" can be hello or goodbye.

    So Eddie is doing just fine.

    Now shut up and just enjoy the joke for christ's sake! When people try to be smart-asses it completely ruins the humor.

  • I wish people would stop being smart. It completly ruins the concept.

  • "Chao" may be Spanish, but "ciao" is Italian.

  • So yes. There is a different dialect of Spanish. Just like the Chinese language has up to 50 different dialects like Mandarin/Cantonese/ ect. ect. Also, French has two dialects too. French Canadian (Quebec) and then the French that is spoken in France. So there. Now must this continue? Or do I have to smack you with my hockey stick? >>

  • Okay. let me say this. Chao IS SPANISH! My mother's BEST FRIEND (I mean near 30 years going) is from SOUTH AMERICA! She speaks Spanish fluently. She has used the word and it IS Spanish. So pull your head out of your rear. If you say its not Spanish, then I'm going to call her and say "did you know your a liar?"

  • actually rchcc122 is right i'm from mexico and yes puertoricans and mexicans can understand each other i mean we do have different words and meanings but we understand each other perfectly and chao/ciao is a spanish word it isn't used very often but it IS!

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  • kwod the fuck ae you talking about?

  • CIAO!

  • ciao

  • so much for ppl taking about the video... eddie is hilarious... there im the darn first! lmao

  • No you can't you say Adios

  • Yes. You can. Words and phrases that mean "Good-bye" in Spanish: "Hasta lavista" "Hasta luego" "Hasta mañana" "Buenos noches" "Hasta prontos" "Adios" "Chao" And quite a few more. I spent over six years learning Spanish. My close friends are Hispanic. I kinda know what I'm talking about.
  • 6 years?!

    should be:

    hasta la vista

    buenas noches

    hasta pronto

  • @slabywielblad

    ... those were typos *sigh* Sorry about that.

  • @rchcc122 Chao is not Spanish. I grew up around alot of Puerto Ricans and I also grew up in Miami. People all over the world use Ciao. It is Italian and people find it cute so they like to say it. Chao is not a Spanish word.

  • French is the closest to Latin next to Italain. This is what I meant. Not the exact wording

  • Well then I'm not wrong.

    Italian and Spanish in this context are closer than Italian and French. Your point is moot.

  • It is the fact that you said Ciao, sounded Spanish/Italian. the italian Chao, is just a word taken from Italian, and converted into Spanish frammer. it was;t actually part of the spanish language

    P.S. Chao refers to several Asian Nouns, and many are Chinease, so the man was right in it sounding Chinease.

    "No" sounds Enligsh, English is Germanic, yet it uses the same Latin format.

  • But "chao" and "ciao" are pronounced the same way and used in both Spanish and Italian sentences. Therefore, it sounds more Italian/Spanish because it's used in both languages for roughly the same meaning.

  • @rchcc122 I agree with you on the meaning part. But I have noticed in Italian quite a few words sound Chinese or Japanese. In Italian Conoscerla and in Japanese Conosciwa, but you are right completely different meanings. They sound very similar-not sure why. Ciao and chow mein, but still different meanings.

  • A: It's "Konnichiwa"

    B: I live two hours away from Mexico and my grandma is Italian. Not only that, but i have taken classes in school from a teacher from Cuba and a teacher from Mexico. My mother's colleague and countless of my classmates are Mexican. I have been to Mexico so many time's it's less like another country and more just like an extension of my home.

    "Chao" means "bye" according to the Premier Paso Vocabulario ch. 1 on page of the text book "Ven Conmigo, En Camino"

  • *on page 37 of the text book

  • Chao is not Spanish. My mother's ex boyfriend from the time I was 7 to 30 was Puerto Rican and never used Chao. Have taken Spanish from 6th grade until present. Worked in MIami ; was forced to learn Spanish. was the only white girl at my high school in MIami and my classmates and co-workers only spoke Spanish. I KNOW that Chao is not a Spanish word you are wrong. You are getting your answer from a book, it is only book knowledge you have.

  • You worked in MIAMI.

    Chao is a Spanish word used in SOUTH AMERICA.

    Puerto Rico is NOT in South America.

    My cousins and aunt and uncle lived in Ecuador (Which is in South America) and they use 'Chao' for 'bye.'

    I have discussed this today with one of my friends who is in Argentina- they say "Chao" but pronounce it "Chau." My friend from Mexico says they say it as well. And two of my friends in AP Spanish say it is a Spanish word as well.

    I used the text book as evidence.

  • *they say "Chao" but spell it "Chau"

  • @rchcc122 they are italians and say ciao and spell it ciao ... grazie

  • @zimThuet But my point is in Argentina, it's "Chau" because it's a word they took from the Italian language and adapted into their own. In other parts of South America and Central America it's "Chao"

  • @rchcc122 i just realized that, my bad

  • @zimThuet No worries. Everyone makes mistakes.

  • @rchcc122 you are full of crap and the reason I know this is that if you actually knew anything about Spanish. You would know that in Miami, they only speak Spanish. It is not a Spanish word. it is Italian and as far as I know Puerto Ricans and Mexicans understand eachother just fine. You have no idea what you are talking about and it shows.. And I learned Spanish in real life in Miami from Cubans. Ciao is not Spanish, it is in your Spanish book because it became part of the lexicon.

  • @FuLuShouXi You are not listening to me.

    YES they can understand each other- You can understand an English man or an Australian, can't you?

    But they have different words than us. Don't they?

    Mexico =/= Argentina

    Cuba =/= Argentina

    Puerto Rico =/= Argentina

    Have you never watched any South American movies?

    Have you never been to South America?

    Please learn geography.

  • It's because there were many Italian immigrants who immigrated to Argentina and other countries- so their language meshed and now it is an actual word.

    Please, comprehend this. Puerto Rican Spanish is different from Mexican Spanish which is different than Span Spanish which is different from South American Spanish just like English is different if you're in the United States, Canada, Australia or England.

  • *Spain

  • You are wrong. Please stop generalizing the entire Spanish speaking community and their vocabulary because you learned Puerto Rican Spanish.

    In the US we don't use "bloke" yet that doesn't mean "bloke" isn't a word.

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  • I shouldn't get involved with online discussions. but maybe you are the one that is right. Ciao is Italian. Many cultures and countries have used the word Ciao and changed the spelling to adapt to their pronounciation. But Chao or Ciao is not a Spanish word. So I agree with you 100%. It is Italian and Americans and other cultures use it because well it is kind of cute and hip or whatever.

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  • Sorry if this double posts, it didn't seem to post.

    It's mostly seen in South America- Bolivia, Columbia, etc.

    ht tp: / /wordreference. co m/es/e n/tran slation.asp ?sp en =chao

    "Chao" is a Spanish word. "Ciao" is an Italian word. They are pronounced slightly different.

  • French is, among Romance languages, the one that has gone furthest away from latin itself, due to phonological, syntactical and lexical changes: Old and Modern French are so different from one another that it is difficult for a learned Frenchman to read The Chanson de Roland, while for an Italian it is quite easy to read Dante, and the same can be said for el cantar de mi Cid in Spanish.

    Yo!

  • "Err...alright then. Ciao!"

  • I'm Italian and I didn't get offended at all.

    And the way he says 'ciao' is so funny XD

    Ps. Vespas are great!

    Well... Ciao :)

    Giulia

  • no elmet on. loal that's true.

  • I believe the American "chow" meaning food comes from a Chinese dog name that they eat....I believe they call the breed "chow chow". The Italian greeting ciao is more informal and used both for hi and bye.

  • Ciao~ :D

  • ok ppl its ciao now stop arguing about it

  • Ciao!!!

  • Well, I'm italian and I love Eddie. This video is very funny,but I'd like to spread to everybody that it's in Naples that people ain't used to use the helmet. Find videos and images of Naples and you will see people on moped with no elmets.

    I do not come from Naples and in my city people always use helmet. So don't say that it's true,if you don't have ever been here. Bye!

    love you eddie

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  • were facists? ok. ciao

  • Ciao.

  • This is hilarious and true. My mom studied in Italy and agrees with this.

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  • ahahah very nice :D

  • Well, for Italians, we don't take the governments or laws seriously. Laws are made to be broken. Why? Because they are man made laws and men are not perfect and most men think only for the good of themselves and their families. And Italians are individualists, especially in the South, and so they don't understand the concept of thinking for society as a whole. The Italian government is just a name for a bunch of corrupt politicians devising new ways to tax us all to death!

  • Completely true... sadly.

  • @111RobinHood Italians are individualists especially in the South??? And in the North??? Are you serious???

  • @111RobinHood

    Hai perfettamente ragione!

    Questa è anche la ragione perché per tanti italiani Berlusconi non è mai stato un problema così grande a differenza per tanti non-italiani.

    Montanelli che è sempre stato contro Berlusconi disse che il problema più grosso è la mentalità degli italiani.

    Personalmente spero anche io che noi italiani impariamo a scegliere meglio i candidati politici.

  • Ahahahaahahhaah XD true

  • I met a critic who said 'italian people could find offense in this' well..

    Im half italian myself and i cant find a single piece of offense in this at all

    its brilliant comedy

    bravo Eddie

  • ITALIA IS THE BEST NATION

  • ciao bella!! (man on vespa).

    that's how i'd sum up my time in italy.

    omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.

    guess who i saw stepping out of a taxi on baker street - only frigging eddie the izzard!!! woo hoooooo. quality celeb sighting i think you'll agree people. sheer quality.

  • nice vlogs on your page ;)

  • well thanks. ciao! ;)

  • This is pure genius.

  • So true!!!! I've been in Italy for the past four months...lots of vespas and "ciao!"

  • this is funny... ciao

  • Ciao! lmao xD

  • It's all in the delivery.

    This joke is nowhere near as funny when I do it.

  • "ciao!" ... what else is there to say? i love it! simply great

  • Ciao

  • the way he says it is hilarious !

  • you spell it "ciao"...its italian

  • I love when he has carry over jokes. Like the "Chow" line gets repeated by the pope later on.

    (I know that's not how you spell chow but I don't know what it actually is)

  • its acctualy ciao but ya lol it does sound chinese

  • its really not. ciao is italian for hello, you deeply ignorant person.

  • @Bjarku thank you for explaining to me my language, italian. you stupid dickhead

  • @N3k0MI typical rude italian!

  • @Bjarku i might be rude, it doesn't mean the whole italy is rude. this huge semplification tells that you can't comprehend the complexity of reality, so i think i was actually right calling you dickhead. Dickhead!