Jay and Silent Bob strike back (part 11)

[A16AdamWalker]

Is it this or his speech in Chasing Amy that's his longest ever talking stint?

[pre76dator]

7 people wrote bad reviews for bluntman and chronic and are just waitin to get their asses beat

[ksb0095330]

JAY AND SILENT BOB. FTW!!!

[RavenMichaels]

She looks really hot at 7:43...

[JMaxfield09]

Jay: On moviepoopshoot-dot-com, did you say Jay & Silent Bob "are fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I’d beat the shit out of them for being so stupid.”?

Kid: [chuckling] Yeah.

Jay: Really….

Irony at its best! ;D

[1lildil]

How many people wanna kick some ass I do I do

[akajaykay2003]

I like the part when he says ...thats means alot coming from a guy whos pretending to be shaft as opposed to a guy who take shaft

[jasonlajoie]

This is one of those movies the "actors" had more fun making than the audience has watching it...

[dude19288]

7:35 was that maybe chris pastras or maybe crabman?

[Smileypiss]

I WANNA KICK SOME ASSSSSSS

[yakko548]

SILENT BOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

[Burostolbostav]

@yakko548 he speaks in every movie actually, or i didn't get the joke?)

[Koiyuki]

I learned more about Intellectual property watching this than I did in all of English class

[xXKushkinXx]

lol jay fucking high kicked that little shit head real good

[MajorLeeScrewed]

Who's that blonde actress at 7:03?

[ChristopherDone]

@MajorLeeScrewed Joey Lauren Adams.

[draconite420]

@MajorLeeScrewed dont know off the top of my head but she was in liar liar, jim carey's character was her lawyer

[Frankii3]

rofl @ them beating up the kids

[MrILLMINDED]

jay roundhoused the muthafuckah!

[joshkomita]

JAY AND SILENT BOB SUCK ASS .. I WILL KICK BOTH THEIR ASSES(now I am waiting to get beat up by those 2 in my frontyard lol )

[ultraness1]

silent bob''s voice FTW

[gyeek]

5:00 Judgement Day! :D

[marvin90044]

Jennifer Tilly is so hot.

[Cafeeine]

I missed this first time I saw this, but the office scene ( 6:20 ) is filmed in a hallway, isnt it? there are elevators behind it.

[pnut1244356]

Who the hell could not like this unless they love it 7 people must have bad coordination cause they missed the like button.

[Blakeman5000]

7 people are gonna get their asses kicked by these two..

[laudalasoonprasad]

wud u like to go fuckoffee.

[giglokinproductions]

Pssssh, no Berzerker at the party!?!? No Making Fuck!?!? REPRESENT THE FUCKING ROOTS!!!

CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIE!

[LeoDaVampireGurl]

whats the name of the song that plays when they go to people's houses to beat the crap outta them? anyone know?

[Flapjizzle69]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS

[KaminaDragon]

''silent'' bob

[shealynn14]

3:40 ROFLMFAO!

[KerythFigaro]

7 people missed the like button, It's probably because they missed the good part of this part of the movie, which starts at 0:00 and ends at 8:38.

[elcondepatula]

i wish i had the money for plane tickets and a shitload of addresses to go to and do the same thing that they did

[NoName12345689]

@elcondepatula yea hey if i ever get rich i would give u half the money

[DontFearGrim]

will ferrell is so much better in these small roles like this

[iAmJaySniper]

snooschie boochies

[ChainsmokingPothead]

6:03 the priest getting hit, serves u right for spreading false truth!

[thegreat42destroyers]

"Oh my god I'm paralyzed! The monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!" Haha I love that part

[TheCheesepoofs]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS

[Buttcrack2012]

Best fucking movie ever.....*BONG!*

[Unaaa9]

stop stealing monkey's.. FUCK you... fair enough LOL

[PanayotiProductions]

lol i only favourited this for 5:15 to 6:30 :)

[jakeblazed420]

LOL SHIT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I i lold thru the whole movie

[EddieMachetti]

"Hey, stop stealing monkeys..."

"Fuck yoooooou"

"Fair enough!..." xD

[3r271k]

wtf happened to jays suit on 3:57 ?

[funscapefors]

lmao when they starting beating the hell out of the people i almost cried from laughter

[epichunte]

good moveie

[Doommaster1994]

4:07

"Hey, stop stealing monkeys."

"Fuck you."

"Fair enough."

rofl

[Mizzsta676]

my fav bit of the whole movie man hahahahaa

[98simpsons]

holy crap silent bob talks and hes smart

ps "call me booboo kitty fuck,bitch"

Lol

[JamaicanMile]

@98simpsons um. Kevin Smith, the DIRECTOR of this movie, plays Silent Bob. fosho. explains why hes so intelligent.

[AnnacondaVice]

LOL 0:48 "Yeah." Like Jay understood that.

[R3TU4NmyP13]

3:53 But you fuck pickles!

[ulquiorra031]

what the name of the other movies jay and silent bob are in?

[naxxx44]

Clerks

Mallrats

Chasing Amy Dogma

Clerks II

Scream 3 (cameo)

Drawing Flies

Fanboys (cameo)

[scalzo31]

call me boo boo kitty fuck

[merricko]

that bit where they beat the fuck out of all the haters is pure gold. Id love to do that to some of the assholes who post shit on youtube

[Flapjizzle69]

@merricko hell yea,bring me with you if you do :)

[Openmindedish]

That was sick.

[420GanjaGuy]

i watched this whole damn thing part 1 till the end and i loved everysingle fucking bit of it.

[99hunt3r]

quit stealing monkeys

fuck you

fair enough

[michaisaggg]

what chasing amy?

Nuhuh, that would never work as a movie.

aha.

[michaisaggg]

bahaha, my god I love how everyone is there,

aksljfhasldfghaha,

[policecrownvictoria]

little man put that shitt in my hand if the money doesnt show than you oww me oww me ohh!

[miccv123]

"will u fuck me when u get out?"

*kiss*

"dont change the subject, will u fuck me when u get out?" lol

[DeadDrummer11]

what is this song called?

[bboydisaster1]

Morris Day and the time.

[777PartyHardy777]

wat was that band that was playin at the end...i couldnt understand jay??

[PogoDude]

times

[Adorno1]

The Time! Great band

[Frankredman12]

3:48 refrence to chasing amy

[MrChickenz]

lol silenet bob talked

[Deathcoptertrick]

'tell'em steve dave'

'stop saying that!'

[bobbaffert]

God Bless !

[RRemoRR]

i was about too jump in and fucking help

[ScreamAndCream]

BOB is the best

[apexspr10]

haha the fuckin head kick from jay at 5:30 is priceless lol

[CarpathiaS]

haha it is xD

[kamikazeslammer]

Best scene ever. I feel like doing that all the time. Talking to idiots on the internet induces much rage >_>

[Almasy1111]

"Hey, stop stealing monkeys" XDD

[thebuttplugs]

yea he is.

he was in love with holden and in this movie if u listen the king of pop says "i dont hear you complaining nightly" after he says something about shafting. obviously a pole smoker.

[Detano2]

the chick who plays Justice is so hot.

[Detano2]

put together

[Detano2]

This Shit is better than fuckin "Ali-G" and "Cheech & Chong's, Up in Smoke

[twistedknightmare]

No, he's not gay.

Holden just thought he was gay.

[pimpnamedslickback80]

how many ppl wanna kick some ass!!

[xjwag11x]

ali larter's body is bangin

[Robotor77]

No.

[sagem28]

hell yes

[takerandkane4eva]

awesome movie

[tottbomber]

lol 6:20 silent bob is awesome!! :D

[iMB0R33D]

lol snowball

[Vide30]

6:45 the second time we see Dante and Randal

[WhaLLeYSe7eN]

"Hey, stop stealing monkeys" "Fuck you!" "fair enough"

[nightshade1124]

i love silent bob's faces during the entire "Beat the shit outta them" scene

[yogafan6500]

I love the part in which the duo beat the living crap out of those who call them bad names. I would do the same if they called them F*cking Bozo Clownshoes. At 7:02Look for a cameo by the cute sounding Joey Lauren Adams from such flicks as Chasing Amy ,& Big Daddy, among others.

[jakekistenmacher]

hey stop stealing monkeys FUCK U! fair enough XD

[Crow1033]

Its better to be the guy who acts like shaft the the guy who takes it. LMAO

[rickydizzel]

I am the commander of the C.L.I.T

[FTWandCTM]

Yes Silent Bob lol

[VinceM51]

They kicked the shit out of those people lol XD

[Kakarnoff0]

CALL ME BUBU KITTY FUCK, BITCH!

[zartan2006]

Hey it Trish the Dish!!!

[Xerock]

Who the fuck are Morris Day and the Time?

[yourmumgavemehead69]

LOL 5:08 pretty much what every guy wants to do to every single troller in the world LOL xD

[Junkfoodjoe]

-"Hey stop stealing monkeys."

-"Fuck you"

-"Fair Enough"

[Evilkinght999]

lol dante and randol sucked in this movie every scene there in

[Tightnme]

thaat shit was funny see why i never talk shit over the internet i dunt wanna get my ass kicked by movie stars

[joshboy199]

"don't change the subject. will we fuck when you get out?" lmao!

[soggyt13]

This was like Will Ferrell's best movie before he broke out.

[Shadyac21]

Whos the chick at 7.05 not the blonde I know shes from Mallrats, but wheres the other chick from. Also what are they talking about something about someone keeping their name off something. Then then said something about chasing amy.

[idjdude]

They are talking about Kevin Smith's other movies and how "they sucked".

[Shadyac21]

Isn't that the guy, Earl from that my name is Earl show? I couldn't tell with they way he looks and his raspy voice, plus I think he was in Clerks 2.

[CJatthedisco]

yeah its the guy in my name is earl...hes in all of kevin smith jay and silent bob movies,

[yogafan6500]

At 5:00 The serious ass kicking BEGINS!!!!!

[123herecomesme]

whos older j or bob

[Ejay669]

bob

[123herecomesme]

ohh i think it is

[Redvexer]

And stop stealing monkeys! - fuck you! fair enough..

[NicholasJamesWells]

"Hey stop stealing monkeys!" "Fuck you!" "Fair enough"

[justmike]

magnoliafan LOL xD

[pu1988]

hahahaha!!! another tranquilizer for Will Ferrell.lol

[someperson94]

omg..... silent bob speaks!

[0192banana]

wmghwqs

[sean12121250]

"im a junkie with a monkey"

[mattconger93]

hes like ill give u half of what i make...fine 2/3 rds..fuck u u said half u cant take it bak

[chris12345678987]

how old are these guys, i think they found the fountain of youth or some shit lol. I think these guys will look fuckin 20 for the rest of their lives.

[MISSCOMM3NT4T0R]

Can U Hear Ppl In The BackGround Argue?

"I Love You Both the Same" Thts Wha I Hear...

NEar The End...

[MaxReinsch]

"I can't believe Judi Dench played me". XD

So funny!!

[lilmizshameless]

i fucking love da end of this movie wen they kick da shit out of every1

[suttondude001]

"im a junkie with a monkey" EPIC.

[AvaTom182]

omg im paralyzed that monkey shot me in the ass im parazly oh sweet iron jesus lmao classic will ferell what a legend!

[xxElite94xx]

this movie is the shit!!!!!

kevin smilth is a guinius lol

=]

[wamla12]

LOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[StarBucks718]

Ok... play it cool hotshot!!!

[toolsfan]

wow theres a lot of love in the room

[tyrant22222]

you know, with all that money, we could buy alot of plane tickets....:D

[T3STBROZ]

fuck thiss movie is awsome i would give it a 1000 if there was one!!!!!XD:p:D

[TYDREWSUPERNOVA]

silent bobs hat has bat ears

[dirtydeeds1192]

hey stop stealing monkeys

fuck you

fair enough

[kingohan]

finished watching this movie time to watch half baked kool ass movie jay and silent bob rock!!!!!

[WhaLLeYSe7eN]

HIGH KICK!!!!!

[jackylegs94]

"Oh, but I think it is. We had a deak with you on the comics, remember? For likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intelectual property; Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax films, you are legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer our concept to another media; as you failed to do that, banky, you are in breach of the original contract; eirgo, you find yourself in a very actionable position"

[jackylegs94]

Silent Bob ROCKS!!

[tshorts]

ya lol

[magog1138]

"Tell 'em, Steve Dave!" HA HA!

[club1188]

this movie makes me feel better about myself :P

[shannabananin]

how many people wanna kick some ass [i do i do]lol

[imthatguyyy]

call me boo boo kitty fuck.. bitch

[ster211]

will you fuck me when you get out

*kiss* dont change the subject will you fuck me when u get out

[adamkai123]

Hey stop stealin' monkeys.

Fuck you.

Fair enough

kek

[TyRiders2]

I wish I had that many plane tickets.

[IssyxxUnlovablexx]

this is thebest fucking movie ever and my family is really religious so it pisses them the fuck off when i watch it so they blocked it thank fucking god for you or i would have gone fuckin gcrazy loco ness much

[rookes0]

watz is the song at 5:03 callz

[patullo92]

halfs not good enuf? il give you 2 thirds of what i make!

FUCK YOU you already sed half you cant take it back!!

[PyroCrazy666]

fuck this movie fuckin kick ass!!, dont no if the weed had ne thing 2 do with it..... but i liked it lmfao

[foshoanting]

this movie is the fuckin shit it makes me wanna smack the shit outta people and say fuck woo yeah bitches

[vdiaz123]

fuck yea homie.. i wish i could fuck up all the lil kids that talk shit on the internet....

[doomsday386]

iv'e been wondering for a while wtf does "wait for me" mean

[mhalo5]

Of course Bob is the silent one but at the same time the smart one.

[TheF3ar3d]

Yeah but at the point where Jay throws that dude of the van is pretty funny and smart.

[dontkeepthisname]

wow..Silent Bob...us smart..

[Sasfoot]

"Hey, stop stealing monkeys."

"Fuck you."

"Fair enough."

One of the best parts of the movie.

[dragonsyth10]

lmao this is my new favorite movie!!!!

[xxpbxbenxx]

haha will ferrels and chris rock are good in this movie

[Sasfoot]

Chris Rock is always funny. Will Ferrell can't act for shit and sucks donkey balls. He was the worst part of what is one of the most hilarious movies ever made.

[http69ing]

What are you talking about? Chris Rock sucked in this movie compared to Will Ferrell. He's a veteran comedian, but most of his jokes sucked in this movie. He had so much potential but he didn't live up to it.

Will Ferrell did fine compared to most of his other roles.

[jdo123scrubs]

What do you mean Will Ferrell can't act for shit. Have you ever seen Old School or Anchor man? In this he did well too. No movie in comparison is as funny as this. "There are no sancks here you fat fuck" lol

[Sasfoot]

You just proved my point by mentioning those 2movies dumbass. Thank you very much.

[xxpbxbenxx]

ya i got to agree anchor man was the shit

[primetime9399]

I Agree,Ferrel Sucks.Kicking And Screaming and ,Old School Were The Most Suck-Dick Movie Of All Time.And Semi-Pro Was Even Worse.

[Sasfoot]

Thank you. At least there is one knowledgable person out there when it comes to the subject of how much Will Ferrell sucks.

[xapollox127]

Just wondering, do you think you look smarter when you capitalize the first letter of every fucking word?

[primetime9399]

no its just a habit...ur not the 1st to say that.and juding by th movie we're watching,we're all pretty much ds'.but this movies is the greatest of all time.

[xapollox127]

yep, amazing movie

[toonadict]

Proper grammer states capital letters should be used after an ending punctuation mark. When your sayin the name of a person or place, or if your speeking in 1337 In WhIcH cAsE yOu CaPiTiLiSe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr CaUsE yOuR gAy.

[Stilltouchinyourtitt]

Comment of the Year. Thank you.

[magog1138]

pwnage.

[hardyharhar123]

"Stop stealing monkeys"

"Fuck youuu..."

"Fair enough.."

words of wisdom my friends.

[kekbur1337]

Indeed