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  • If Carlin was alive today, I'd vote him into the Presidential seat for 2012...hands fucking down.

  • Reverse the phase on either the left or the right channel, but not both please.

  • Illegally download porn. Fuck the police.

  • i love him rip george carlin

  • If I make 50,000 euro a year, can afford a decent house, drive a decent car, my kids go to a decent school & i can spoil myself with tech gadgets and all that, i don't give a shit about who owns the country and whether am a sheep or not.

  • @TheRatchetkid its a good thing you don't care about being a sheep, because you are one

  • @PissedCritic Shut up, you lumpy piece of shit. Go shove your conspiracy theories & all that complaining up your ass. You fools need an unseen man above in the clouds to be thankful for the good stuff on & need an unseen secret society that 'owns' us to blame the bad stuff on in order to make sense of the world. George Carlin was a millionaire who made money off standing on stage & playing make believe on TV but somehow made you believe he is one of you. You're the sheep, my friend.

  • @TheRatchetkid

    Sit down and shut up. That's an order.

  • @Tessmage Sit down and shut up. That's an order. hahaha. Eat a fat dick, you fucking dork.

  • It makes me sad but at this point in his career I don't think George wanted people to laugh at him. He wanted them to leave his show and fucking do something about what is going on in this country.

  • @metyzermanfan19 lol thanks for making this vid awkward. I'm waiting for the joke to come, but now I feeel it's just an old man ranting...of course a fantastic man, but not what i expected

  • @Halopedian You made it awkward all by yourself buddy. And if you don't like George then don't watch him.

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  • I hit dislike because there is no freaking sound..................butthea­ds that took your sound away, they should put them away instead. CAN'T SILENCE GEORGE, RIP!

    

  • comedian----------------Carlin­-----herald

  • So should we all be slaughtered like Syria instead???

  • 41 Sheeple.

  • RON PAUL 2012!!!!

  • @songotenz02 He is part of the problem..

  • @26yearstoorion How?

    

  • If people think this sounds like a "conspiracy theory" then America has truly lost her democracy.

  • @CommiePinko101 < USA has democracy but it is no longer a "democratic republic" as laws are being written by the "puppet masters" and passed by the puppets with either no reading skills or by simply obeying.

    GC seems to be channeling the future conditions we are facing now, RIP.

  • @CommiePinko101 Good ole Georgy knew democracy was lost a long time ago :(

    Miss ya George !

  • #2012GOP #TeaParty

  • @ProHumanRights - STFU and go take a nap with that shit they cud not come up with there own name for one......

  • @foamulator

    Then you, sir, are a fucking idiot. If you cant tell the difference between satire and real life, then perhaps you should be placed upon a pedestal and shot in the fucking head. Not all if his stand up is serious. All his stand up does is it tries to evoke critical thinking. Do you realize what that is? Of course you don't. Thats why you made that moronic comment about thinking you something about anything.

  • @augustmaquet It would be more accurate to say "Jews and the occult groups they spawned" compared to anything else. There are many occult groups, but one Mystery Babalon. These people they call of Judah today are actually of Babalon, and they keep their teachings. If you just throw shit out about one single club (Jesuits) of the Illuminati, then no thinking person is going to pay attention. It's the same with other groups--for example, the Freemasons.

  • I always despised this cynical , paranoid moron. Everything isn't a conspiracy.

  • @foamulator You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do yourself a favour-turn off the George Carlin videos you despise so much, and go and watch a news programme. Paranoid? Seriously, you've got to be a troll

  • @foamulator Yes, everything is. Do you know what the word "conspire" means? It means that people are talking together. Conspiracy literally happens everywhere at all times. Not every conspiracy is sinister or evil, necessarily, but what sort of people do you think run murdering thieving governments? NUNS?!? Please think. Don't be one of the morons that runs around repeating shit you were told to say. You were given a mind to use. The very disbelief of conspiracy is a lack of thought.

  • Steeple hearing

  • Sounds like Aliens + running water.

  • There is no sound on any of Carlin's youtube vids for me. wtf???

  • @scottblanks I get a similiar thing except with mine it's a video of me, saying 'NONE OF THIS IS REAL-YOU'VE GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK NOW. I'LL TELL YOU MORE WHEN YOU ARRIVE. LOOK FOR A MAN SCREAMING AT HIS REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE!'

    WTF is this?

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3 I seriously get no sound.  Funny comment though.

  • @scottblanks Heh heh thank you sir. Wish I was able to help-all I can suggest is trying other, non-Carlin videos; I had a similiar problem a few weeks ago but it was cured by resetting my PC, hope it helps man

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3 It's not just this one. Multiple Carlin videos have no sound for me on YouTube and its just Carlin's vids. It's the strangest thing. I'm not crying conspiracy, its just a fact of the matter.

  • @scottblanks Who is your Internet provider? I'm on Q-West and can hear it just fine.

  • @scottblanks That is odd, wish I could help but I've never had any such isse with these videos, very strange though if it only happens for Carlin ones

  • @scottblanks turn up your volume.

  • @AssHat014 Thats not the problem.

  • @scottblanks try unmuting the video

  • @raivrp Thats not the problem. It's just this video.

  • @scottblanks turn your volume up...

  • This is the most truthful political speech I ever heard in my life. Ever. It literally changed my life.

  • So true, Carlin is great!

  • OBAMA 2012

  • @timber2403 You're another brainless something-for-nothing lemming Democrat who believes in his illusion of hope.

  • No sound

  • It's so sad that we realize this too late.

  • @hehe45451 well, what is really sadder is that you do nothing about it !!! but that is the way it always been everywhere in the world, until you become really desperate, you won't move ... same as what happend to the eygptians and tunisians. they got tired of being fucked in the ass, they had nothing to lose anymore. go out and get what is urs, or die ... that is how it went

  • Required viewing for all politicians!

  • This bit made me not really respect Carlin that much. I just couldn't believe it, that either he would pander to an audience like that, or that he would naive enough to believe those words.

  • @CornwalltheOmni what part of what he said is incorrect?

  • @CornwalltheOmni I don't understand what you're issue is, everything he said is true. And OK, maybe if this was all a 'conspiracy theory' I could understand your doubt...but everything stated is factual, it's just covered up and painted over by the American propaganda which keeps the 'naive', such as yourself, under their thumb. I know you'll reply and deny but when in 50 years 50% of the world's country are bankrupt, we'll see who's the 'naive'.

  • @CornwalltheOmni lol, sure .. those bankers who fucked everyone up are still on the loose, everyone losing jobs, paying more taxes and those bankers were not even replaced, they still deal with ur money and will eventually fuck you some more. you tell me what is going on in ur opinion O genius one ?

  • "People please! Please...! Now I know that this new technology[internet] may seem frightening but I know that deep down inside this heat cannon[information revolution] is our best chance."

  • @Sunwoofer7 Also, if you paid attention, which is unlikely you would see MANY people commented the video was poor both in audio and sound.

  • @Sunwoofer7 you are a man with a small penis. Oh and you are rude.

  • @wranglerswthr what kind of unintelligent comment is this? obviously your back is against the wall and you have no reasonable reply ....dumb people like you should not be able to make lame comments. Your you tube page is full of pop songs and you feel you have an opinion lmao! take care trying to keep your head above water babe...your uglyness is all that can save you :)

  • I think it's funny that an ad to buy clothes that resemble Taylor Swift's style, was suggested after this video. George was right, we're screwed.

  • Ahh...Where would we be today without Edward Bernays?

    

  • @throbgrist Our personal Joseph Goebells. American style.

  • they dont own the fuckin internetz RIP

  • People are only in debt because they are lazy, they leave the control of the important things in their lives, like pensions and savings to others and most of all pay their fucking debts back that were created out of thin fkn air in the 1st place for things they are brainwashed and pressured into thinking they fkn need.. Its done from an early age, just look at the X factor, we have deluded psychopathic morons wanting fame and the rest pay or vote to watch this moron win the show £C£O£W£E£L£L£

  • Yeah, lobbyists and corporations are all the problems. THEY`RE THE ONLY PROBLEMS! NOT THE DAMN UNIONS AND THE CORRUPT BANKS. Asshole.

  • The thing about Ron Paul is that he seems to be not only the lesser of the evils, but rather, dare I say, good? Thats why a lot of us are pushing a politician for once.. This one is different. Finally there's someone inside the system actually working against it and for the people.

  • All those people clapping, yet we never organize to make things right for main street. Shouldn't everyone have a fair shot?

  • Will Ron Paul run as an independent?

    No WAY! He's just another mouth piece, otherwise he run as an independent!!!!!.

  • @iamtoothewalrus and you're wrong too. We live in a country with a two party system. If you want any chance at winning an election, you have to play by the rules. I agree that it sucks but that's the way it is. He ran as a libertarian in 1988. Look up how that worked out for him..

    He's our best chance for change. He's principled and incorruptible. That's why the media and the GOP tries to ignore him.

  • @iamtoothewalrus Point to me which other candidate is independant? They all are bought out and don't give a damn about the people, only Ron Paul does.

  • @iamtoothewalrus It'd be a terrible idea for him to run as independant.. Do you know how many stupid people vote based on their party rather than the candidate? If he ran independant, a large amount of the republicans currently supporting him would probably vote for a different republican candidate rather than a non-republican despite them agreeing with him more than anyone else.

  • All you yanks need is a few critical thinking crazy men. Go crazy on the rich bastards. Either you occupy people take up your second amendment right or shut up!

  • couldnt favorite this fast enough! by the way to the guy who posted this- please post what film this was from

  • This is part of what made him my favorite comic.

  • They don't give a fuck about you. they don't give a fuck about you. they don't care about you, at all. at all. at all

  • There 545 Judges, Congressmen, and Senators in the big club. Excuse me 544. Ron Paul isn't in the big club either

  • 35 people are in the big club.

  • Carlin knew about 'The Patriots'

  • and now they want the internet to.

  • @paulwilliambowling yeah...fuck ACTA!!!They want to control the only objective informations or news on this planet (internet)

  • you have NO CHOICE....you have OWNERS!!!!! listen to what he is saying....it's the fucking truth....hello... they DON'T want smart people and that's why they dumb us down..... you and I are not in THE BIG CLUB!!!! the game is rigged....we elect rich cocksuckers who don't give a fuck about any of us....maybe one day we WILL wake up.....

  • It's amazing that this is common knowledge and yet we let it continue.

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • i can never watch just one clip of carlin

  • Crazy old man.. what's scary is how many likes this has

  • @frother Tollolololol.

  • @frother Please explain your point of view, yes he's old (in this video) but Crazy? I'm sorry, i disagree...

  • @Gnost3k where do you get this from

  • @Gnost3k It's characteristic of the paranoid that there's some mysterious group operating in secrecy that controls the world. The fact is that teachers want their students to succeed, politicians are fairly elected by a genuinely democratic process, and powers-that-be want an intelligent, educated workforce at all levels so that we're more competitive with educational powerhouses like Japan.

  • @frother Yeah we know.........everyone who tells the truth is 'crazy'

    Good one, wank chops

  • To those Ron Paul fans in the comments praising the Constitution as the ultimate secular Bible of this nation: Amendments exist, and I doubt any of you actually read it, or even most of what Paul says.

  • @psychocrysis2 Shut the fuck up. Who the fuck are you? An Anti Paul boot licking fuck, so why does your opinion matter? Well I got news for you it don't fucking matter.

  • @ElectricEntertaiment wow instead of repudiating his point you just swore like a 12 yr old retard, and who the fuck are you btw? a paultard who loves the "Dear Leader" like he said the constitution has amendments because the idea that a piece of paper that was written 200+ years ago is suitable for today is fucking stupid/absurd. For example didn't the constitution say the blacks were only 2/3's of a person? correct me if i am wrong because i am not American

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  • @ucdeBZ

    Constitution said we (black) were 3/5 human. We had no right to vote, and women had no right to vote.

  • @ucdeBZ BLow it out your stupid ass bitch. I'm the voice of reason, the one that has to angry and "sware" at fucking idiots like you because I am sick of you and your kind. Oh no the constitution is not bad because its old, no you stupid fuck just because it is or was flawed is no reason to discard it or fuck it up more. Your not American? You fooled me you sound like the majority of the dumb asses in this country. Yeah, so like I said, your opinion DOESNT FUCKING MATTER.

  • @ElectricEntertaiment sware? wtf is sware you fucking retarded, you the are the voice of reason? bahaha the world would have been a better place if your fucking dad blew in your mothers mouth instead of cumming in your mothers cunt. did i say to discard it?fucking idioit, i said to amend and change it fuck face, yer it's easy to curse like you, a fucking mongoloid retard.

  • @psychocrysis2 Ron Paul also wants as little government as possible.. which I think George Carlin too would agree on... and btw.. I too am an atheist :D

  • @psychocrysis2 ron paul isn't corrupt though.. hel get shot like jfk if he got elected anyway lol

  • @psychocrysis2 I think you are very mis-informed. Ron Paul supporters can quote the Constitution and know very well what Ron Paul says. The do not support the man, they support the principles he stands for. Yes, WE love Ron Paul for being brave enough to stand for our freedom. The man is brilliant! He has taught us to think for ourselves and to take a stand against tyranny - why wouldn't we love him? But you are wrong in Ass u me ing that we aren't informed. Ron Paul 2012

  • NO ONE HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY THIS LIKE CARLIN FUCKING NITERNET MAFIA THY THINK THE CAN GET THERE VOICES HEARD ON INTERNET DO THIS LIKE THIS MAN OPENLEY TV FUCK THE GOVERMENT FUCK THE FEDS FUCK THOSE BANKERS THAT TAKING OUR POCKET MONEY ITS YOUR LIFE THEY TAKING FUCK THEM MORE DEMOSTRATING ON THE FEDS SCREW THEM ALL

  • @OUWATZAHLE08 do you even think when you type?

  • Fucking genious.... Geroge Carling din't spek the Truht... the Truth spoke through George Carlin, period!!!

  • @DocStrange0123 Yeah MASH that keyboard!

  • The Protect Children from Internet Pornographers Act comes to mind here ... preying on the poor critical thinking skills of people who are too distracted and engaged in "reality" tv and celebrity gossip to actually give a shit about current events.

  • @Supaduck0..you are absolutely right. It's the primal man competing in the capitalistic jungle. I have known a few politicians in my life, and he is right..They don't give a damn about anybody but themselves and keeping the mainstream way the only way here in the US.

  • Hey, he's absolutely right. I wish he was still alive now, so we could ask him who he'd vote for.

    I bet he'd say Ron Paul.

  • @xxSanadaxx Ron Paul is a fundamentalist christian nut who doesn't understand economics. Sure, he may be the best of the current candidates, but that doesn't make him smart.

    George Carlin made it explicitly clear that he doesn't vote, anyway.

  • @xCrazyxJayx Ron Paul understands it better than you do no doubt

  • @xCrazyxJayx Doesn't understand economics? Look up "Ron Paul Predictions" on youtube and send me your apology... He may be religious, but he separates his personal beliefs from his government policy. He advocates liberty for everybody, and he has the voting record to prove it.

  • @xCrazyxJayx Ron paul wrote a book on American policy...

  • @xCrazyxJayx There are quite a few things you could blame Paul for, not understanding economics is not one of them.

  • @xCrazyxJayx

    Actually I've looked into it and economics is one of Paul's strong points. While we could have a better candidate, Ron Paul is an individual; not a puppet.

  • @xxSanadaxx I doubt that.He might give a nod to Bernie Sanders,Dennis Kucinich and a handful of other politicians who have forsaken wealth to actually fight for a just and fair America.....which we will never get.

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  • This has never been more relevant

  • He doesn't say the word "debt" in this once, you're trying to use what he's saying to blame someone else for your problems. People are in debt because they spend more money than they have, they buy stuff that they can't afford and shouldn't be buying. They spend everything they make every month and then some. Because of this, they never have money to invest, and without investments, you'll never get rich.Then you blame all of your problems on the people that had the self control to SAVE!

  • This just reminds of Mitt Romney, when he talks about "the rich mother fuckers who don't care about you at all." Romney: "I don't care about the very poor." Tsk tsk. George Carlin would have had a field day with Romney. RIP George.

  • Sounds like the dudes underwater

  • Truth

  • it's the undeniable truth

  • George Carlin saw the world, then articulated his perception of it. He's a comic master and I wish he was still here to ridicule folk that take time out of their day to squabble on a Youtube comment list. And that includes me. RIP Georgie Boy...

  • I am proud to say that I don't vote

  • @MrCoffeedrinker1000

    Who the fuck cares?

  • @krele14 You do because you left an comment...

  • @MrCoffeedrinker1000 As am I!

  • Republicans and Democrats should listen to this guy so they can know why they're so wrong on everything

  • Probably not coincidence that Carlin died not long after saying this...Anyone who declares the truth winds up dead shortly afterward on this public a level

  • M@STER,my hero!! FOK THEM!!!!

  • Nobody is elected..nobody, they are put in their position..

  • as true as his comments are.it IS not funny and it shows the level of indoctrination that the audience laughs at it..haha yeah we are stupid sheep haha.it's not funny.. stop supporting your pointless sports, media, fixed elections. It's ALL distractions.stop showing up if you vote. it makes ZERO difference.Elections and voting are set up to make you think you have a voice.Your leaders for ANY movement are given to you FOLLOW NOBODY, think for yourself. free you head of dogmas take your mind back

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  • social security is already gone

  • Maybe the government just really like George Carlin jokes.

  • Like they say, crime pays.

  • RIP ya old fuck 

  • "It's a big club.....AND YOU AIN'T IN IT!" Truer words were never spoken...

  • There is no greater truth than that spoken by great comedians like Carlin, Bill Hicks and Doug Stanhope. Comedians seems to the only type of celebrity who can tell the truth about what reality truly is and get away with it. You'll never hear truth like this from a politician. 

  • 28 sheeple voted no on this video as of Jan. 29, 2012.

  • ya i got a red-white-blue dick in my ass and the rest of the stupid fuckers helping them guide it in

  • I NOTICE, AND I CARE!!!!

  • george is dead? i just saw him yesterday!

  • Carlin's genius was in his delivery/pitch. He made the obvious acceptable, and in this day and age, that's a pretty tough ask.

  • It's like most people are reset every year, so they never know what's going on. George consistently saw the world the way it was until the day he died.

  • He spoke the truth!

  • George was ABSOLUTELY a genius in my opinion. He wasn't a genius because he saw what was really going on. He was brilliant because he took that knowledge and spread it so tastefully while making people laugh till they cried. He actually got people to listen to him.

  • @UserNameAnonymous George Carlin (RIP) & Bill Maher teamed up and allowed to speak at todays GOP debates....("half time entertainment" :-p) are we talking about the largest audience ever to watch one program? *oh yeah :-)

  • @UserNameAnonymous i think george would say enough of the ass kissing..

  • And people vote for Romney... :(

  • What the fuck happened to the audio?

  • 28 dickheads who disliked must be PUBES

  • @biolectron NO. I just don't like videos with fucked up audio!!!