A Sanitised Christmas Message from Beardyman : U can't flag dis.

[mikemcnaiyoa]

it;s not the same video without the weed and fuk words

[SebasLovesYou]

hahaha ohh man this made me crack up

[Dante3025]

What I can't get my head around is Why were you not HEADLINING Forbidden Fruit on Saturday. You Killed It.

I went to see a man with a Beard, and went home satisfied.

[DELBOY01509]

Jesus was a real person fact! But only human like me and you! God and all that stuff, maybe real to a Point but not as we know it! So seriously if your getting your pants in a twist because of a joke you shouldn't be on here! Beardyman is talented and has a opinion and a sense of humor! And I thought it was piss funny!

[SuperTrackfreak]

@DELBOY01509 dude you got it all wrong yes beardyman is talented that is right and you know what your right jesus was a real person but dude he was perfect shedding his blood for our sins man sorry but im praying for you. religion is man made my relationship with christ? is whats true and i hope you find that.

[DELBOY01509]

@SuperTrackfreak Santa was based on a real person FACT! Jesus Was real due to scientific evidence found! Religion is man made! Storys of supposed events That may or may not have happened a long time ago with no evidence to back it up! Maybe storys of events that have been passed on over a long lenth of time with bits added on making it for more then it may have been like chinese whispers. You cant prove to me religion is real and viseversa fact!You believe in something and so do i.

[DELBOY01509]

Jesus was a real person fact! But just a plane old human never th

[sharperguy]

TIL: Jesus was a fan of 2pac

[MrMike4017]

Stupid ..The guy is talented but nothin' going on upstairs ... he should know better than this . it was his talent that brought me here and his flippant attitude about God that's making me say good bye yes yes ..i know its only a joke dude ..get real god wants us to laugh ...yes i love jokes and laughing but not at Gods expense.

[TakeruTakemoto12]

@MrMike4017 Wow, I just had a good chuckle over that. Over god's expense?

Late I know but;

You do know that, the only proof of this so called god and Jesus is a book, written several years after Jesus died? Plus, other than the Jesus being black (maybe he was) everything else about the celebration is true. Nothin' going on upstairs? I think he just proved to be smarter that 100 Bible pushers put together mate.

[Demonic743]

@TakeruTakemoto12 ahh yes.. If hes right about that, Then that means he is santa!

[SuperTrackfreak]

@MrMike4017 i got your back hommie. spoken true.

[6020e3]

can't flag this /tun dun dun tun dun dun tun dun tun dun/ can't flag this

[masterking1121]

anyone realize he was probably rolling up a blunt or a joint... maybe a cigar depending on what they wanted to censor but still haha

[hristijank2]

18 ppl are deaf

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

WOW did i just see Santa beardy breaking up some mistletoe xD 

[indubitabil]

jesus who was black?as in into metal? as in ,blackmetal :))?

[laCathiee]

You're so fking awesome

[NarutoFtw111]

Thumbs up for Beardyman to come over to ALL our houses and be Santa xD

[Abydos01]

roll that joint!

[sheepdog2c7]

i loled! xD

[YourFatClownAss]

Can't flag this!

DA DADA

Can't flag this.

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[ifarkedanonion]

lets not forget Holland's tradition of santa who is a 'bishop' from spain and arrives every year riding a white horse and trailed by as many as 6 to 8 black men (see david sedaris' version it is fab) who, if you are bad, will put you in a black sack and take you back to spain with them......there's a sober thought. As a child i thought it was perfectly normal. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

[s5027]

pagans also took mushrooms on december 25th lol

merry christmas!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx

[FBFS072]

@s5027 I got 100 under my bed, but fuck waiting till christmas

[MsHabboMovies]

i bet u haven't you little "OHH"

[MegaBeatboxer]

eres una verga we...

SAludos de México!

[BoredAtHome44]

Beardyman is probably the most important atheist in the world. I say that as an atheist

[Childrenofbodom7]

my respect for beardyman just went from 100% to 10000%. thereby breaking the rules of percentages, just as he breaks the rules of human ability. beardyman, you ARE jesus!

[85justo]

AAAAAAA, este se la rifa...

[Smore90]

ePiC!!

Funny as hell =D

0:51-3:37

[zimny144]

Not Christianity, but catholicism. ^^

[arge717]

The only thing the bible has in common with xmas is that the storys in there were writen by the same people who write the jokes in crackers. Fuckin shit!

[boogulls]

lol



[MsHabboMovies]

youre little *ahh*

[Nacho422]

UR NOT SANTAA ~_~ *cry's himself to sleep...*

[subzi]

santa u smart bastard

how dare you

[CatMan221]

"Christmas...is a time of joy and misery for billions!" LAWL!!!

[WorldWorthness]

I want your babies, but not in a gay way..

wait..

[chabelo]

It originally was a pipe with a rime.

[jarmen2]

you bastard XD

[tutenis1]

lovely spliff dude :D

[Lobsterboyman]

Beardy's my nan.

[lavenderblackqueen]

=)) I LOVE YOU! haha what's with you smoking random things :))

[xIxZANUSSIxIx]

you literaly have no fear, lol

[crossbonekitty]

i found the intro kinda creepy i found the middle akward the ending...drop dead halarious lol!!!

[whoaitswhoa66]

Wow that was awsome haha I think beardy man is going to eventually going to put mix table companies out of buisness to a spawn of beat boxing beardyman clones (that would be sick/awsome)

[PurpleVolvagia]

i want to have Beardy's babies.

[skittlesbullets]

@PurpleVolvagia BEARDYBABIES! :D

[DeStryke51]

What the Ka-Puuhzt are you talking about?

[itzToast]

The End :DD

[orosik18]

respect Bm i.m a beatboxer 2......in romania....so my future in beatboxing...is dark because mi country does'nt apreciate it....good job

[JBox126]

thats whack, i live in england so it's all good for me

[bizzyraprules]

@orosik18 ce tot te plangi atat :D

[sponzo2002]

unde frate...ai myspace ceva? :D

[StikoProductions]

FUCK ILLUMINATI BITCHES

[noregrets92]

@StikoProductions

lol, where did that come from!?

[deineMuttafikkka]

Illuminated mind =)

Me love it !

[Neur0ticism]

ROFL. I love Beardyman <3 He makes me smile.

[Cami9571c]

beardyman, you are seriously crazy, and I respect you for it, only cause you such a great beatboxer... keep being crazy, I like it.. !D

[25benja]

lol hahahaha

[BagonafStudios]

Omg santa is secretly santa! Awesome!

[TheMaxdennis]

hes right about the chirstmas shit.... sun god and christmas tree and all that...

[akrulla]

I love you.

But not in a gay way.

Well, maybe in a gay way.

[Technobanana]

@akrulla I would happily go gay for him..

[TABBYCAT102]

@akrulla u have no idea how much that made me laugh,

Thank you <3

[akrulla]

@TABBYCAT102 It makes me feel good to know that last night, even as I was on my own asleep in my bed (or maybe still awake) I was able to make someone laugh. x

[YetMoreAnon]

hahahaha yeah right about the heavy shit below? how did it get to that? was there a pagan involved? beardyman, i am beardier than you, but not as good at beatboxing. keep your title. (for now)

[xxLoSeRxx101]

god is mostlikly black!! ^^

[sjhaward]

just read some comments.

blimey!

on a lighter note, this videos awesome, beardy, your a legend. please can you grow your beard like king leonidas. cheers.

[markowe]

Yeah, I obviously got here a bit late to join in the chitchat too :)

[MunkyBo11ecks]

And that took sooo long because youtube wouldnt let me post a damn link to the website. Theres prolly many more that say the same things tho.

[MunkyBo11ecks]

The bible deffo says some nasty shit too. Check out skepticsannotatedbible

where you will see stuff like this

"God is angry. He decides to destroy all humans, beasts, creeping things, fowls, and "all flesh wherein there is breath of life." Genesis 6:7, 17 "

that seems a little extreme.

Its not fair to say he has reasons unknown to mere mortals etc which some would. Thats just plain crappy to kill everything cos your angry.

[troj1992]

that quote is taken out of context, at least give the quote a bit of a brief explanation, otherwise your not giving a fair argument :)

[MunkyBo11ecks]

Its kinda hard to put it out of context. What he is saying is quite clear.

[rememberstudio]

read the whole thing!

[MunkyBo11ecks]

Indulge me. What meanith he behind the scenes of destruction.

[MunkyBo11ecks]

Its funny how ppl cling to their values even when its know that their religion has been used as a force for great evil in the world. If beliving in GOD causes so much death... then I think ill start to worship the sun. It may still not be real but at least i CAN see it.

[69komkommer69]

you're are a genius ,

thanks man , somebody had to say it

[AlexanderStore]

IT doesn't say anywhere in the bible that Christians should go to war or kill or anything like that. so all Christians who have done so have simply not been following the bible but instead ther Evil selves... The human is both evil and good. were borned that way...

[ssfshock]

lol i knew i'd see a massive chain of debate before i scrolled down.

thanks for the message Beardyman!!

[TheDirtNinja]

Simon says "shop for presents".

[kevinjohnking]

Brilliant...you gota love the man. Beardy is the lost python. Funny as hell.

[Denaries]

Being a christian, I found that remarkably funny ^^

[adridarth99]

so basically religion is a bunch of bullshit made up by people who are egotistic and can only get satifaction by controlling other ppl by telling them more bullshit.....can you tell im an atheist?

[ShutUpNtellMe]

i can tell you are realistic

[fuZZmuFFiNs]

this.

[AlexanderStore]

Yes and that you'r unhappy... I bet you havn't even tried real christianity...

[adridarth99]

no but i did try "fake" christianity... bitch

[AlexanderStore]

What I meant is when somebody says:

"I'll help you little poor child but then you have to belive in Christianity" well that's "fake" Christianity...(as you called it) and "fake" Christianity is also when you get the image that Christians go to church every Sunday and the whole family ware suits. Christianity is a very easy lifestyle. Everything is allowed but everything isn't good for you and the only thing that's forbidden is things that take control over you! being drunk or High for example.

[adridarth99]

but see that's also where we are different, gettin high and drunk is fun no lie, true it takes control of your life but would you rather take no risks be ont eh safe side everytime? its just not fun, fun is what im all about religion would just hold me back, but its fine we each have control of our lives you chose one way i chose the another...

[AlexanderStore]

Life with Jesus can be really interesting and like "living on the edge" If you pray for a more interesting life... things start happening.... I will probably be drunk sometime and pray for forgiveness and get it. But I don't want to get high because I have one friend that was high all the time and then when he was that. Satan started to ruin his life trough dreams and stuff while he was high... He wasn't a Christian but he prayed and slept trough his first peacefull night. I respect your tought.

[adridarth99]

as i respect you, by the way i didnt call you a bitch..my friend taht was on did, i apologize

[AlexanderStore]

apology accepted :) have a good life ^^

[69komkommer69]

WHAT THE FUCK XD

i think you smoked a little to much of you're pot

[AlexanderStore]

mm nope... It's sad really when ther's so much wrong information out there... many get the wrong picture... and like seriously wrong... If you have any questions send me a message.....

[MunkyBo11ecks]

Sorry mate but I could bet both my cheeks that GOD in the christian bible tells ppl to kill in ITS name AND kills ppl for not doing what IT belives is correct/just/right etc. In the ol testyment thats a guarentee. Not so sure about the new testy but I guess every money making power hungry organization has to change their image to suit the times. What you belive is your business and if you take the right stuff from chritianity then I wish more ppl were like you. Fuck the funda-mental-ists tho.

[MunkyBo11ecks]

I put in my response but didnt come up???

Well I said I was looking forward to getting both your cheeks.

How do you know Christianity is the right way?

[MunkyBo11ecks]

I think we both agree morally regarding the media and its use of sex and violence. I agree sex is a gift and not to be just given away needlesly but there are no rules as you know. I totally agree that we can never know anything for certain but I see what religion in general does to people and most have a strange unreal feeling about them, but not all ppl of course. These are the ppl that could never question their reality.

[MunkyBo11ecks]

I dont like how some ppl use christianity as a tool for control i.e. racisim and anti gayness etc...

[MunkyBo11ecks]

I said I worship the sun but I STILL think (krazy for some) that its possible its not there. All I would ask of any person, religious or not, is to question reality once in a while.

[69komkommer69]

yeah thats right ,

it's writin in the bible and in the koran (moslim bible)

[MunkyBo11ecks]

And also this "Christianity is a very easy lifestyle. Everything is allowed but everything isn't good for you and the only thing that's forbidden is things that take control over you! being drunk or High for example." is not quite right. How can it be an easy lifestyle, thereby implying harmony to be free to choose one own way so long as not "killing thy neighbour" if everything is allowed... EXEPT thing that control you. Like god given weed... tobacco... achohol (by the way animals get drunk).

[AlexanderStore]

God loves us so much that he allows us to choose whatever we want. nobody but Jesus has only chosen good. all humans are equally bad or good. thing about drugs is... you can get in contact with deamons (Satans Angels) and they might appear as good but are pure evil... you can get in contact with them trough deep meditation aswell as you open you mind for everything then.

[keonakana1]

lol xP

[MunkyBo11ecks]

(continued from post below)

(and animals are involved in gay relationships, and also have their own forms of weed individual to each species)

And yet your Free.

Sorry. Free. you mean this "Everything is allowed but everything isn't good for you and the only thing that's forbidden is things that take control over you!" is FREE.

Go back to bed world... your goverment is in control... you are FREE to do as WE TELL YOU... you are free... to do... as... we... TELL... YOU...

Sorry for the ramble

[AlexanderStore]

Yes. you are right. It sais that we should'nt commit murder... but in some places god order people to go to war. It's never the right thing to do but it seems that sometimes it has been the best choice... One thing dough is that when the world was perfect the animals were not gay nor high... after the first sin more stuff started to happen. and Don't tell me you look up to animals... it's sais in the bible that we are above the animals. meaning they should follow us. we should take care of them.

[xEskimoEmilyx]

HAHA LMFAO!

high fivee!

[AlexanderStore]

So many Christians are bad Christians today.. sadly... often they.. or I should say We think that we are better then other people... WRONG... all people are equal weather some of us don't like it or not. No body is a better human than the other... some of us just live healthier and behave better which I think makes us happier. Jesus wants us to be happy in the long terms. (by long term I mean that alcohol and drugs make you happy for the moment)

So peace to all the people. Jesus is alive.

[ToastyUploads]

im a christian and i totally agree with you

[keonakana1]

If your constantly high or drunk.. Then your happy :P

Not saying that I do, and take no offense, but I'm just tired of all this religion and god-stories.. And I can't help getting annoyed at these discussions as comments to random videos: like this awesome Beardy-video!

[dizziedogma]

pmsl...

manz crazy..

gettin stoned bak in jesuses day was much different that it is toaday.. or about 15 minuits ago....

[ruukaoz]

jesus was a fit lad, dream of the ladies. Santa is a coke ad. Christians should skin up sometimes for perspective :D (Everyone should.)

[exzerkerpurenoob]

i want to know how to beat box im only 11

[odi22865]

Basics:

Boots cats now remove the oo and the a and say:

B-Ts-C-Ts and repeat it. Whell don! you've just learned the basics of beatbox!

[ArKaineRevived]

This is called being opinionated. Grow up.

[GanjaBudsies]

I was enjoying some mistletoe while I watched this version of the video..

Great job. Fuckin' hilarious.

[mitivasi]

ya know i started reading all your comments and i realised how stupid commenting is now stop wasting your time reading this and do something obout your life!!!

[Coinkidink]

I'm a Christian, and yet I still think that was probably one of the best explanations for Christmas I have ever heard.

[Hermes0Mercury]

Except for that black Jesus fairytale. Have you seen any black ISRAELIS or PALESTINIANS.

[Coinkidink]

I said 'best' not 'most accurate'.

Besides, apparently it's more politically correct to say black these days. You know, he was never gunna be a pale causaian, was he? Dark skin, obviously.

[Tf2BonsAi]

beardyman takes the reality out of my life

[macmanvince]

sweet berdyman rules

[vland3625]

all human activity is political. religion is religion. that's political too. musicians are entitled to talk about whatever they choose. why anybody would expect musicians to not have ideas or opinions about these things seems spurious, questionable, and out of balance.

[OliveAir]

ok, now dear santa!!!

pls forget about my x-mass presents i ask U for (rbber duck and blowing up starbuck on st. james just to remaind you). Iwant original vid back!!! now!!!

...

or i'll bash that spliff i got for ya and munch your mince pies.

[Frankestein01nl]

Nice one, merry X-mas!

[BadOrangeBalls]

and and Beardyman was joking u guys need to chill and take a joke

[HopeDiamondSS16]

I know he was joking... I never said I was offended!

-Chris

[cor2dadee]

mate sort your christian life out, its a fuckin joke,which is ment to be enjoyed by an act many partake in called a 'ha ha', one which u have ruined for us all.nice one mate,merry christmas

[monopolyguy789]

OH SHIT HES DEAD!!!!!!!!

[LilLadyGansta]

i wish they didn't flag the original version, that was even funnier. =(

[pesser]

BEARDYMAN CRACKS ME UP

[ddpxl]

hohohoho .. hillarious :D

[supered86]

hahaha! wonderful!

[bensteed123]

hahaha, this is still really funny! =D

[RhettandLink]

Santitised....or Santatized. But not Satantized? Merry Christmas Beardyman.

Rhett

[offwithurhead]

i say we all have to kill that son of a bitch who flaged the video>:) merry christmas for everyone!!!:D

[Margus313]

what the fuck was it flagged?!?

[AlexRawlings]

The beard should not be censored ! Still a great video though.

[beardyman]

i love you hoppo. may you live long enough to see the forces of evil thwarted. . .

[tristam98]

hey beardyman i love your crazy stuff it is so funny and cool... do you like lemon jelly and orbital?? I will carry on listening to your music it is well strange love it. Very tallented tell me when you next on in BRIGHTON..

[anerisgreat]

Lol the censoring is great...

[AlebeskaGenius]

Cake censoring, LOLLLLL amazbnggg

[misterbadguy99]

U little *ho*

[HockeyDiane]

LULS. win for mr_hopkinson =)

[CLARKSONAsian]

wow second time it's been flagged

[Scuzzz]

people need to lighten the fuck up and stop flagging videos.

[billywill7]

wow stupid assholes, stop flagging his videos

good video btw, keep em coming beardyman

[HuggableAngel]

omg that was sooooooo friggin funny lol

[ItaliaBella4666]

haha love the censoring lol

[lavalizard3]

Hahaha best censoring ever. Dumbass people who can't handle having their religion mocked though >:-(

I should go flag all the Christian videos that make fun of atheists. We're devoted to our beliefs too:-P

[Roybah]

haha wtf the 3rd time but funny haha

[grimreaperz01]

hahaha nice one

[Bigboned12345]

LMAO listen to how it sounds at 0:50-0:53

[Exoime]

Awzome beat 2.54->2.57

[halk135]

LOL, love all your videos

[maplegae66]

sad losers is the name officially given to those who flag this. seriously go flag the other million racialist,porno and idiotic vids youtube has to offer.

[manolosavi]

YOURE RIGHT!!!! theose who flag this vid are a ball of idiots

3rd try!