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  • This voting machine has been brought to you by FOX News!

  • LOL, Bush was an idiot but he hired a very clever IT team to rig the voting machines. I'm glad to live in the UK and not that police state.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO................­............

  • I feel ashamed to live in florida :(

  • Very laugh

  • i live in florida but im not old enough to vote

  • i live in florida i glitched the system and voted for kerry

  • Stolen from Simpsons

  • @edallinxtrm Hell No! This video came before that The Simpsons episode so it's more like The Simpsons who stole from them even if I don't think so neither Mate! XD

  • @edallinxtrm Simpsons made theirs in 2008, this is from 2004. So go kindly fuck yourself.

  • that is actually how it happened. i live in florida so i know

  • ooohhhh so thats how bush got elected!

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  • OMG why didn't I know this before, hahaha so funny!

  • hahahahaha

    

  • funny.

  • 97 ppl disliked this?? :S

  • @GidiMosxari actully now 99.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • this vote made this country fucked up

  • thats ho obama got elected

  • @keverc LOL ummmmm no...

  • @keverc That's how all presidents get elected in the Land of The Free.

  • @keverc no obama got elected for saying the most useless catch phrase ever..... Yes We Can.

  • @weewoozesty and it is plain to see that " no he cant" i know alot of the obongo zombies still love him but anyone who truly under stands politics and history can tell he is a total failure as pres

  • @keverc when i found out someone voted for him i ask that person a very easy question to answer but they can never give me a straight answer...... "would you have voted for him if he was white" while it sounds racist i dont find it racist at alli find it that people only voted for him because he was black. not because he had a good idea. im thinking its time to stop voting for the big two and give the little guys a chance. its not like it can get any worse.

  • @weewoozesty i couldnt agree with you more. i really dont care what color the pres's skin is. what i care about is does that person have what it takes to be a good pres and will he look out for the american people and not the big banks and corporations. does he believe in protecting the rights of the people and not slowly stripping them away in the name of "protecting us". hell i would vote for a guy who was purple and orange if he was for protecting our rights and not taking the m away

  • @keverc yea thats the problem with democracy. people vote for who leads them. problem is that people dont know who they are voting for most of the time.

    the only time voting is good is when people dont make votes based on a bias. they only vote so they can keep republican or conservatives. not for their country. its too fucked up for me to even give a shit any more. personaly it wouldnt supprise me the way things are happening if the world really does end in 2012

  • @weewoozesty Only 18% of voters are actually educated about the candidates and politicaly sane enough to vote. The rest of Americans base their votes on retarded reasons and barely know anything about politics.

  • @LastXdeth which is why democracy is flawed. the fact that we get one shitty president after another tells me that there in fact some real whipsmart republicans and democrats out there that are very convincing people and very inteligent who would make great leaders yet we get one dumbass after another.

  • @weewoozesty Ther American populance are only smart enough to vote either only one of the two major parties into power.

  • glad i live in canada

  • @lombax109 u play ratchet and clank

  • haha best video ever

  • 0:37 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • ...and thats how USA became socialist

  • LMFAO

  • LMAO

  • Why in the heck are there conversations about atheism and shit, watch the video, enjoy, and take your jesus talk somewhere else

  • lol

  • Oh uselessness of youtube argument..Why must you strike again?

  • Oh pfft someone was on my youtube account and watched this so it was in my history xD

    I was like, wtf is this? D:

    But it's hilarious xD

  • lol i live in florida

  • I hate how people still dispute this. OBviously BUsh won cuz this is 'merica and we don't screw things up like them dam frenchies.

  • @tonyd819 too bad he did screw america.

  • @tonyd819 Bush won.. and you say you DIDN'T screw things up?

  • I remember back in 2004 when my conservative friends showed me this video as a way to try to hammer their point that Bush was going to win.

    I'd like to see their faces now, thanks to all the shit Dubya pulled after he got re-elected.

  • @edoggg11 Liberals are stupid.

  • @goodygoody23 How are liberals stupid?

  • @338tomer Look at the economy alone. That's the work of RINO (Republican In Name Only) Bush and Obama.

  • @goodygoody23 If you think liberals are stupid, you must be pretty clueless overall

  • @338tomer That's a good point, backed up by good details and facts!

  • @goodygoody23 Give me a couple reasons why you think liberals are stupid.

  • @338tomer 1. Economic ideas 2. Military ideas 3. Social ideas (that's more than a couple)

  • @goodygoody23 So you believe in a world where the disadvantaged stay disadvantaged, all our money is wasted on military and invading random countries asserting our beliefs, while cutting programs that will overall degrade America? Whats wrong with you. And if you look at any studies, you will see that average liberals boast higher IQs than the average conservative.

  • @338tomer All of the first things you said were opinions and not convincing whatsoever. And I just don't believe that statistic. What are you going to do about it?

  • @goodygoody23 Look up liberals are smarter than conservatives. And dont pull the whole opinion argument, because that's what politics is. Give me some straight and unbroad "facts" on how liberals are stupid.

  • @338tomer "that's what politics is" You shouldn't even argue a point of view when you're a fucking jew and can't even stand that kind of spelling, nigger.

    Conservative + libertarians > DemoRATS + homo-land security.

    U mad nigg ?

  • @BBBfights Nice fail argument, you still haven't presented any real arguement. I would've said that the truth is that liberalism is correct, but you would rage your ass off. And I'm no jew, I'm an atheist you blind faith prick.

  • @338tomer For the fact that even dust is a matter ; some inner being must of created it.

    Hence ... Atheism = Fail.

    Liberalism resolves around concepts of the NeoCons. Such concepts include deception, rid of liability, mainstream propaganda and isolation of constitutional acts (modern definition), all for the purpose of globalizing market and law.

    You are one blind bird and a silly lousy turd. Also, YOU ARE ONE NICE FAILURE :D

  • @BBBfights One, the fact you believe in the invisible man in the sky with no evidence=FAIL. The only reason you do is because your parents fucked your brain up as a child. Next, Liberalism revolves around human rights, fairness, equality, free opportunity and helping the disadvantaged. Liberals CARE about people rather than conservatives who don't give a shit and believe that government has no right to intrude there, because they are so fucking clueless that people DO need help.

  • @338tomer Please, stick to facts and not insults, little monkey fuck.

    Dust is a matter. It is the very same matter that created stellar rocks, from within created the solar system, physics and Earth. The point is, you can't create dust out of blank. So someone must of sparked something somewhere beyond our reach. - It is fact, from the very same science you dumb cunts believe in.

    "people DO need help" - No, they don't. A free human being should be able to live by itself beyond growth.

    - Fact.

  • @BBBfights So you just assert that a creator is a fact? Wtf? Is something wrong with you...No one knows for sure what happened becuase NO human witnessed that spark 13 billion years ago, which means we may never know for sure. But you must be pretty stupid to think that "someone" had to have started this, and even if that was true, how was the creator created? You just can't answer these things and being religious is ignorant. And people do need help.Homeless people? Starving Somalians? Wtf man

  • @338tomer The creation of the Universe is indisputable. For it to happen, there must of had something creating it, just as everything in physics is created by diverse matters and laws.

    Create the Creator ? Are you fucknuts ? The Creator is ALREADY here, he made the whole world just for us.

    Religion ? Funny .. doubt what we're doing here is very christian, nigger.

    Homeless people ? Fuck them. For short, they can't live for themselves so they might as well deserve the faggotry they're in.

  • @BBBfights You can't just assert there was a CREATOR with no evidence. You don't know and neither do I. No religion can be correct, because their holy books are so fucked up. Look up Richard Dawkins and you will learn something. And saying "they can't live for themselves so they might as well deserve the faggotry they're in" is so fucking immoral I can't even believe it. No wonder you conservatives are such assholes. You don't even care for fellow citizens.

  • @338tomer I can assume that someone created dust, because if there wasnt, we would be a black, empty matter diving into an endless, blind vortex.

    I dont want to read your biased bullcrap. Im validating my point of views.

    Hobos arent citizens, dumb dickhead. Those people are in the streets for a reason. They couldnt keep up with us and they fucked themselves up buying liquor and gambling their life away. Thats like auto-sodomization.

    No one will be poor once we kill Liberalism, Canadian cunt.

  • @338tomer Country:Canada

    Youre dead, Canadian cunt. Dont talk shit about the US until you become a naturalized citizen, ok dickhead ?

  • @BBBfights yo dag stfu u faggot fuck u and ur religion and fuck u conservetive bitch

  • @BBBfights United States=Credit downgraded and headed straight to hell. Canada=United States without racial, religious, or intense political divide between citizens. Good job my friend, when you fail to give an arguement and fail to insult me, I'll take that as a win.

  • @338tomer Shut the fuck up, you lost since the start because you are NOT a naturalized US citizen and you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, cunt.

    Liberalism is NOT the Liberal party's ideals of your country.

    Conservatism is NOT the Conservatives party of Canada either.

    Your 4 political parties are neo-progressive conservative or neo-liberal. Here, we call such fucking people "Technocrats", hence the killing of sound money and the 1.6 trillion bucks you gotta pay for HST.

  • @BBBfights You're wrong. It is more complicated than that. Our liberal party is center left, it follows liberalism, maybe not to the greatest extent, but that is the ideaoligy.Our conservative party does follow conservatism,but they do boast economic liberalism, while they're still socially conservative as well as fiscally.I think I would know since I vote in the fucking elections.Also, we have at least 20 parties.And you don't need to be a "naturalized citizen" to see how fucked up america is.

  • @338tomer No, you need to be a naturalized US citizen to understand our political ideology.

    For the record, I talked about your 4 "major political parties", dumb cunt.

    The liberal party of Canada is an extremist left-winged party. Ive seen the bullfucking hell Chretien and Martin raised a few years ago and trust me, theyre coldly left handed.

    Harper and its party are NeoConservative fucks. Neocons have the same ideology as the Centre and can tolerate manners from the Left as well. -Rick Perry

  • @BBBfights Dumb shit, your country's "political ideology' is a Liberal democracy. Also, Democrats cover a wide spectrum usually leaning left and centerist, while republicans are pretty right wing. The Liberal party of Canada IS NOT EXTREMIST. You are a dumb shit if you think that. It is center-left ideology dumb cunt. And Rick Perry? GIVE ME A BREAK. One of the dumbest republicans in politics today, other than Palin, Bachmann, Romney; they're all hypocrites and religious extremists.

  • @338tomer Kid, ive lived in Eastern Rockland (Ottawa) for over a decade, I can tell you what the fuck is going on in my so-old-faggy-country shit.

    I live in Hartford, CT, and Obama is a vaginal neo liberal, so was Clinton and all of his cunts.

    Perry and Bush are NeoCon pussies, its all the same in Canada, they trash the constitutional values and bankrupt the country, hence the "neo" homo tag preceding them.

    Religious extremists ? Are you fucked kid ? Wars are extremely unchristian, dumb fuck.

  • @BBBfights You know, if Obama was aloud to increase taxes on the rich, he would gain 700 billion dollars over 10 years, create and infastructure bill, and create tons of jobs and and higher demand because of all the money that's circulating around. Why can't you conservatives see that? And also see that republicans wanted the war in Iraq which Bankrupted your country. Perry and bachmann embrace christian dominionism. Thats disgusting. And 40% of americans think the earth is 6000 years old -_-

  • @338tomer LoL.

    1. Obama is a member of the FED and the trilateral commission. He's basically a banker avoiding the bailout to increase our debt even further down to kill the dollar, you dumb fuck.

    2. I'm not a NeoCon, I support the libertarian movement and everything constitutionally legal, such as fucking up Canadians over the Internet.

    3. Clinton and Obama did NOT stop wars nor debts, they expended them. Guantalamo is still operative today.

    4. It's Satanism (as well as Lucifer)

    5. Cunt.

  • @BBBfights Obama is trying to increase the debt to make stimulus plans, which is HOW you get out of the crisis in the first place, not fucking tax cuts on the rich. If tax loopholes were shut, the rich taxed more, and smart cuts were made, you could actually start seeing results in your debt start to shrink. I personally don't agree with all aspects or libertarianism, because I care about equal opportunities for all. If you had a democrat house, Obama could finally get a bill through about Iraq.

  • @338tomer Equal opportunities is a concept of libertarianism, dumb ass.

    It guarantees financial, social and domestic freedom to everyone.

    When you make wars, you take those liberties away. By that time, smart ass Canadian cunts like you should already come to the conclusion that wars in the middle east have nothing to do with our own safety, only to justify the government's invasion to take our freedom away to dominate our very own soil to become Rulers of the world.

    Shut up, please. Thanks.

  • @338tomer Kid, you're a Canadian, you shouldn't assume economic facts other than what they are when you don't even know how our country's economy is being operated.

    Here, the FED and it's cartels own basically everything, even the government is under it's control. They counterfeit money and receive one tiers of the national and federal taxes.

    For example, there is no point in raising taxes because the economy is killed by bailout money from taxes.

    I suggest you watch the documentary Endgame.

  • @BBBfights Well, yes. I do know what's going on and you need to pour money into INFASTRUCTURE. That is how you fix things dumb ass. I don't need to listen to your retarded theories about the FED and other conspiracies you think are going on in your country. You are the definintion of uneducated conservative. I watch the news, I do the studying, I go to school, I know what the fuck is going on dick bag. They even teach american politics in our school, so I think know.Republicans are full of shit

  • @338tomer " I think know" Holy sweet Jesus and Bozo bimbo, that was foreign as fuck !

    You are in school. School. Not even college or law school. Just the regular liberal biased teachings of your shitty country.

    You knew that a single war costs 600 FUCKING billion dollars, one tiers of the which is financed by American citizens' taxes.

    Looks like you ignored, or totally didn't know, of the whereabouts of American money and its spendings.

    If you don't want to read my comments, then get fucked.

  • @338tomer I know republicans are full of shit, I know democrats are little demons, so fuck both those center-biased cunts.

    Libertarianism tops all. The Power of Freedom owns money and every single powerful entity you can think of when its philosophy is received and NOT deceived.

    Talk about equal opportunities. You didn't even come to the States and you're already trying to school people. Fuck the wars, fuck the taxes, get your own house and car, your lawn breaths it.

    And FUCK YOU.

  • @edoggg11 Actually, it's a humorous take on the voting fraud that seems to happen in every election. Even liberals have been voted in by fraud. it happens.

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  • why would you want to vote for john kerry anyway?

  • @1VampireWolf one of the best comments that i read :D and Justin Beiber?!?!?! Does he even have a penis?!?!?!

  • ha ha ha lol

  • i clicked it before him!

  • hes like come here john F-ing kerry lol

  • LOL :D

  • XD

  • Better than john queery.. Who knows what That flaming homo would have done to this country. We already have a retarded coke headed nig as a president

  • @GorillaMidget Not to mention he's also a communist! lol

  • @GorillaMidget youre either rich, redneck, or stupid. well then again all rednecks are just idiots.

  • @GorillaMidget

    Cool joke, bro.

  • You don't want to not vote for John Kerry? Doesn't that actually mean YES?

  • the looser? as in your loose?

  • Wow.

  • LOL

  • stupid republicans : /

  • look how there's only around 90 thumbs down and over 1900 thumbs up.

  • @Guyman120 I'm not a Democrat and I don't believe any of this but I still think it's fuckin hilarious. I'd thumbs it up. Chill.

  • @sassyqueen321 i meant that it is funny how only around 90 people out of around 2000 liked bush.

  • @Guyman120 Yeah... Like I said... I found it funny too and I thumbed it up, people that liked it might like Bush too. Not saying I do, but still.

  • The day ill vote is the day a president takes away welfare minimum wage social secuirty and is all for captilisum the government is involved in to much stuff and we need to put a stop so do your part and dont vote

  • 88 people hate John Kerry

  • You kill :D

  • @Notneededguy WTF is that kind of a shitty comment on my comment,OMG get a life okee

  • Haha thumbs up if you also think that boomchicago makes AWESOME vids x

  • hanging chad

  • look john kerry up on wiki

  • lol John (F)'ing Kerry XD

  • sounds like the avgn

  • Lol

    John F-ing Kerry

    John F. Kerry :3

  • Although I favored George Bush, that was very funny! haha.

  • Im from germany, John Kerry is a social democratic politican or wich kind of? I would prefer him, when it is so, not sarah (gun) palin.

  • And thats how he got elected...

  • If you do not want to not vote for him, that means that you DO want to vote for him.

  • Average for us americans nowadays. If one person dreams of world peace, KILL HIM! Cant have someone wanting things to be mature, intelligent, and peaceful, oh hell no.

  • hahahaa thats so funny man

  • I hated Bush... then again I hate any president that starts 2 wars in one term that lasts more than 8 friggin years. Bush is nothing but a murder who sent thousands to their death for no other than to spread our american beliefs when america itself is a republic not a democracy. Screw Bush and screw Republics, I swear loyalty to the democracy.

  • @MGSMOBSCENE Thats what your mom said in bed last night

  • @MGSMOBSCENE bla bla bla boho i think he was fuckigns badass :D didnt take bull from anyone. boom the 2 towers were down. BOOM osama dead and the other diktator. man. dont mess whit usa when he was president! just the way we want it :D

  • @blablabla983 agreed

  • its only funny because it's true

  • XD

  • i know who bush is but whos kerry

  • repeatedly press 7 and it sounds like ppl are french kiss making out

  • i changed the vid as soon as you clicked on kerry

  • press 9 for laser fire

  • Ahahah it's awesome!

  • Youtube forgot the 53'rd second.

  • @MetalMan1227 dude, your right xDD

  • back to spogebob.....

  • I have never voted before (underage) but I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with that machine being named DIE BOLD haha

  • Something educational---

    Florida had a a "push poll' version of voting for pres., which involves looking at a sheet of papre w/ perforated holes, and you push out the whole next to the person you are voting on. The reason why (and the only reason why) Bush won the vote of florida, is that their was a huge fight dealing w/ what was counted as a vote. Maybe because we're stupid southerners, but it seemed more than half of the population couldn't be bothered to push the hole out of the way,&fight.

  • whats crazy is that this video was 5 years AFTER youtube came online

  • thumbs up if u saw this in 2011

  • This is very intriguing!!!

  • Wow... i went from sonic to spongebob to this O.O

  • how did u make this its hilarious

  • lol geniuis

  • imagine this on a piece of paper instead.

  • LOL I <3 THAT MACHINE. Its a better work out then the cheat Push Ups.

  • JOHN ******* CARRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @HKStormChasers kerry*

  • and thats who he won XD

  • GET OVER HEREEEE!!!! clearly it was scorpion voting

  • thumbs up if you remember seeing this 7 years ago

  • Is bill gates a Republican? I switched to Mac a few years ago much easier to use.

  • The nooooo at the end is the best part!

  • john fucking kerry WTF!

  • maybe its a george W. bush bug 

  • XD

  • who's john kerry?

  • @yourlineofire exactly ;D

  • @yourlineofire he is the guy who ran against bush in the 2004 election!

  • @yourlineofire He ran against bush lol

  • @yourlineofire Not George Bush hahaha

  • @yourlineofire Old weirdo that none care about anymore.... thats who.

  • @yourlineofire He ran in the 2000 election against Bush.

  • @yourlineofire some one who potentially doesnt ruin the U.S.

  • @yourlineofire notice the initials J.F.K

  • @yourlineofire I am John Karry, the looser