bad news republicans obama has delivered again unemployment down again to 8.6%
he got handed 3 wars..$11 trillion debts (plus bush already passed another 1 to 2 trillion to save the banks/goldman sachs/fanny mae etc) and a virtually bankrupt property and banking market..so unemployment has fallen again to 8.6% why ? because Obama invested $789 billion into infrastructure+motor industry and reduce taxes on small businesses. hes tariffed the chinese.taxed bankers.won the wars ended dictators
Great job onion exposing Osama. I can't believe he wants to keep these jobs here and sends all the good ones overseas. What a complete jackass. He will not be getting my vote next year after this story. He fooled us all in 2008 but not again in 2012.
Long live a nation of uneducated , unschooled ,untrained ,illiterate, unread ,ingorant,ill informed , uncouth ,backwards,loutish,dense , dumb,pea-brained
populace.May you and your children be forever sentenced to bondage slavery.
its an attack on all orgaized workers. This type of attack is happening in the U.S. as well as everywhere else in Europe too, as well as the rest of the Western world. This is what Kissinger and Davis Rockefeller have both stated as part of the breakdown of the old world to redistribute wealth to help bring forth a New world order. This means undercutting Unions with trade agreements like Bill Clintons NAFTA , Cafta etc. Soon the plan is to make everybody in the world work for slave wages.
And you're dumber than Forrest Gump if you seriously think America can just isolate itself from the rest of the world economically. Fact of the matter is globalization will happen regardless. It's the government's job to be creative and make this country business friendly to spur innovation. Innovation creates jobs and new markets. Once we stop innovation we're all screwed.
People need to stop blaming the president for their problems. If you're out of work, go to school and get a new skill to get a new job. There's plenty of jobs out there. People just want to be assured they can do a menial job that will pay $30/hr that they can do for the next 30 years and retire with a pension. That isn't happening anymore and there's nothing the prez can do about that.
@Kfowlkes09 I'm a northerner. Always have been. I'm in New Jersey. People up here are very self absorbed and could give two shits about anything. You can tell that I'm not quite popular. lol.
we force business owners to pay 3 times as much as anyone else in the world and complain theres no jobs to be have, you can't have your cake and eat it too people!
@allwittynamestaken Oh go out and create a business. Then when it's successful fire all your employees during Christmas. All so you can outsource all their jobs to countries that don't really like us. Then pay those foreigners pennies on the dollar and keep them in sweat shop conditions so you can make even more money. Then raise prices in your home stores to make even more money off an economy you help to collapse. Oh wait, sounds like you already did that...
@allwittynamestaken LOL, what in the world are you even talking about?? I was making a sarcastic point about how you are defending corrupt corporations because people want to make a decent wage in a high priced economy. Nothing you said in your reply makes any sense to the topic you brought up in the first place and my first reply....
@ChameleonLost88 I'm simply pointing out that you seem to believe corporations are "corrupt" because they don't give jobs to overly expensive Americans and instead give them to people who actually NEED them more then we do! I don't understand why you seem to think companies should forgo profit just because of some nationalistic ideology.
@15padawaag Chaos? Where? Are you stupid? Yeh I know he hasn't done a good job, but where the hell are you getting your delusional and over-exaggerating info from? Get back to reality.
are we this mentally deficient? we complained about crap jobs goin overseas, and how the mexicans come in and take em. and now somebody's trying to get em back, and people are going to complain about them being shitty? wow, just wow. f this country. what kind of jobs did people think were being out sourced?
I agree with the person who said that attaching seats to lawn tractors is not a shitty job. Those jobs are absolutely necessary and you are making a tangible product, unlike office workers like me. Not everything can be autiomated. Personally, I would go crazy if I had to do the same set of tasks day after day, month after month, I would hope there is some sort of rotation process to help these employees keep from becoming mindless drones!
This is so right on it is pathetic having one shitty job after another... The white house has made sure all the good jobs are gone and all the shitty jobs remain...........waahoooooo
@braggville the white house doesn't tell business' where to do business, that whole freedom thing, complain at the american companies that set up factories in other countries because its cheaper and people in america don't want to see billowing black smoke coming from factories, mills, and mines. (its called being green and it doesn't create jobs) want a job so bad join the military or a federal job. only job market the white house does control.
This is somewhat off. I like the Onion usually, but manufacturing jobs are GOOD JOBS. Working at a restaurant, as a clerk at a GAP, bagging groceries, not to mention as a soldier for the Empire waiting to get slaughtered meaninglessly overseas...those are SHITTY JOBS!!! It is right at the end, telemarketing is pretty damn shitty, too.
@maxime32 Team Obama represents the rich of the so-called new economy. The Repugs represent the rich of the old economy. Both are fit to shovel elephant or donkey spit from one place to another.
what a joke. it's supposed to be funny, but damn. People really want a job. I know some folks around here would kill for a job screwing seats to lawnmowers.
I have a shitty job, I used to have a good one. The President hasn't done much to even increase shitty jobs. Funny clips people, but jobs are something we need, and still to many are out of work.
These comments are kind of like watching a Unicorn fucking a Leprechaun. Makes about as much sense in reality as someone defending Nixon in the comment section of an Onion video. About as thought provoking as an episode of Jerry Springer.
@SPIDERx144 Obama didn't cause any of this. He inherited the problems that Bush was too big of a pussy and a downright retard to fix. Fuck you, ignorant republican hick. Go watch your FOX news and continue to believe the lies that are shoved up your asshole.
@Grizzlo503 What? Are you a typical-uneducated dumb fuck? Bush is long time over. Obama is systematically making what Bush started worse/ creating his own problems. And I suppose a fucking retard like yourself believes that his new healthcare system will "help America" or that his 1.4 trillion dollar spending will save us! You must be a welfare humping faggot, you pig. I dare you to reply, fucker.
@Grizzlo503 But then again, a stupid democrat-coward such as yourself who is armed with zero facts, but loves to insult wouldn't even comment. It's so cute! Take a hint: Obama fucked this country more, than the RepubliFAGS could ever. Democrats are worse than Republicans.
@Grizzlo503 At least the Republicans had good presidents like Reagan and Nixon. You, on the other hand, died after that retard Kennedy, who nearly got us into a nuclear war. His VP, Johnson was the beginning of a long list of monsters like Jimmy Carter. Among the worst, however, was Johnson.
@Tyco200 Do you really have that pathetic of a life? Sitting on youtube all day and searching for comments that you don't like? You're just a sad, ignorant fool. Bush is "long time over" BECAUSE OBAMA WAS ELECTED. He inherited Bush's problems is what I said, and it's the truth, I don't know how else I can reiterate that so a simpleton like you can understand it. Also, I'm literally laughing my ass off at the fact that you think Nixon was a good president. Have you heard of the WATER GATE SCANDAL
@Grizzlo503 What? For one, I don't "spend my life on youtube." But I guess you do, seeing how you replied to my comment. And yes, now Obama is the one causing most of the problems. He raised our national dept to 1.4 trillion +, has not taken our soldiers out of Iraq yet, is proceeding to help the illegals get into this nation, and Obama care costs more than the original healthcare system... I also see that you have not stated a single fact in your comment. Nothing but pathetic insults... Nice.
@Grizzlo503 Also, Nixon actually cleaned Lyndon's mess in Vietnam. Lyndon Baines Johnson was the democratic version of Bush... He literally ruined our economy, got us into a pointless war, did a number of war crimes abroad and had nearly destroyed our country. Meanwhile, Nixon helped keep the economy in balance, helped get us out of Vietnam almost immediately, and helped establish peaceful relations between China and the USSR. Something Johnson would never do. :) Watergates = a simple mistake.
@Grizzlo503 So, who has the pathetic life now? The guy who can actually state facts based on history, and actually takes the time to learn real education rather than how-to-put a condom on a pickle, or the guy who spends his time whining about how Obama is the savior, and about how I am a "Pathetic scum of the earth" and about how "Nixon was bad all around!" Keep the comments coming! You only make yourself look worse. :P Dumbass.
@SPIDERx144 obama didn't cause any of this mess so don't get mad at him. People need to realize things wont happen overnight- jobs are SLOWLY returning, it took time for our previous president to help fuck us over, itll take time for the obama administration to straighten it out. Not to mention the economy is slowly getting better- ill admit progress is very slow but its better than it was a year, even two years before.
Both sides of the job market are rigged because both are oblivious of each others problems while refusing to be acknowledged about it. If only people can just sit down and talk...(not that easy, I know)
this is the problem. It's probably not a shitty job. The only shitty job I can think of is one that damages you like working with chemicals, and they should receive extra benefits. I have to deserve Hell. No, that's just where i ended up, and it's not Hell. If it's deserved, they use it to take everything from you.
@197Callum I bitch and ignore the material half of the time. I'm still annoying the prime minister or Russia because I'm the most important person in the world.
A business is about making money. Unions take 15$ an hour jobs and make them 25$ an hour jobs without regard to the market, so when a company can move to kazakstan and pay people 1$ a day without unions what would you do?
Oh, let me through an Obama quote in real quick....
"I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95 percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class"
SHITTY JOBS BEST GOOD IS KEEPING NIGGERS, WET-BACKS, AND WHITE-TRASH BUSY AND OFF THE STREET - ALSO SUCH JOBS KEEP THE MALES OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED GROUPS OUT OF BED WITH WOMEN, WHERE THEY WOULD BREED MORE OF THEMSELVES. THINK AMERICA, WE NEED SHITTY JOBS, LET'S KEEP EM!
How stupid was that of the gvmnt? ( Obama) ????? Exactly, now they destroyed old cars that could have been saved or restored, at the least, donated to people in need in order to do better for themselves . No, instead , they were destroyed..... Where did all the metal go? ..... Probably China..... What about all the people with old cars and need parts? We, Americans were stupid for going along with that!! Look at the Big picture, obviously the president isn't !
Anyone who believes in outsourcing any job is money hungry. It is really a form of modern day salvery. America was built on hard work. We used to produce so many things other countries needed which built a self preservating booming economy. I think these ppl who don't care about America, in general, never stop looking for ways to gain more money. So instead of hiring an American (with the a "real" price of living pay) they will choose to send that job to a country where work is basically free.
Your looking at the job market from the people who lose their jobs. The company increases productivity and jobs in a different part of there company, or reduce prices. Just because a couple hundred people lose their jobs on one part of the market don't forget about the amount of jobs created in another part of the market due to the out sourcing
I use to work in a foundry working next to vats of molten steel and made good money doing it. Thanks to managed trade, I mean free trade, and the EPA a man in China now does that shitty job. Thank you government for saving me from my high paying shitty job so some schmuck in China can have it at $0.25/hr.
construction and trades, along with manufacturing and agriculture are the BACKBONE of an economy. Jobs like finance and insurance and banking are supposed to be SUPPORT jobs for the main industry. Similarily comapnies with a management structure are supposed to have that structure for the puorpose of organizing and leadership. The point is NOT that managers and directors and CEO's are the reason the company exists. They are a support structure for the WORKERS
american people are so stupid no other country here in europe would allow this sort of thing to happen in their countries. you dont allow tax breaks to companies that are shiping jobs that citizens within your country helped create that shortchanges your own countries economy no wonder the united states is in finacial chaos.
@doctorw2 You are so stupid for thinking Americans have any control over these things. Billionaires use our country as a business. They run everything. Most Americans are simply trying to feed themselves with these shitty jobs. We don't make the rules, we're just stuck with them.
@MrSafetymeeting where is that world famous american intiative at? all you have to do is simply organize a consummer boycott and not buy the products and goods manufactured by those companies without consummers those billionairs can not make their profits.
@doctorw2 Consumer boycotts happen everyday. Do you suggest nobody uses gas?Or maybe nobody should shop Walmart? People have to survive and given the same chance, the people in less fortunate countrys would do the same as the Americans they hate so much. I'm not quite sure how a boycott could possibly have effect on billionaires. Maybe they could't have that second lattee in the morning. That would show em !
@MrSafetymeeting you see thats the problem american people are not willing to sacrifice their creature comforts to bring about change and thats exactly why the finacial elite will always have the upper hand becuase they know the american people are too complacent and lax to do anything against them. if what was happening america now happened in my country of britian or france there would be a major public uproar.
@doctorw2 You see, you don't have a clue about what you are talking about. I live in a 120 square foot home and ride a bike evrywhere I can. I don't buy from anybody whos company is on my shitlist. Broad generalizations about American people just make you sound foolish. Many large grassroots groups function in America Protesting, boycotting and everything else. At the same time , many Americans still believe that fairy tail where the president has some power in government.
@MrSafetymeeting the entire people within your country needs to protest and boycott not just a couple thousand. if everbody in the country did not pay their mortgages shop at the major stores and didnt buy gas and demanded that your monetary system be given back to your congress instead of the federal reserve and that no tax breaks be given to those companies shiping jobs overseas i tell you the truth your economy would have a complete turn around you would have a golden age of prosperity.
@doctorw2 You are joking right?A complete turnaround. I actually support completely removing the people in charge but if that happens, we will be destroyed by the many countrys who hate us.I think we're probably screwed either way. There is no way in hell any whole country would ever give up food and shelter. That's simply unrealistic. The average American doesn't understand what our government has done to the monetary system.Lifes still good for most so they see no reason for revolt.
@MrSafetymeeting ok i guess its back to buissness as usual then your jobs being barted away piece by piece while the banks and corperations get richer while your citizens eat the crumbs from their table all the while their laughing and enjoying the high life at your expense nicking your tax dollars, taking your homes, and oh yes your social security and pension benefits are on the line as well and those that are well off now wont be for much longer.
@doctorw2 Social security? Taxes? I dont pay taxes. Why would Americans give up cushy lives to rebel? Never gonna happen. We'll need alot more unemployment for something like that.It's only 10% .90% of Americans have no reason to be mad. Your country is equally shitty so I've lost interest in this repetitive conversation on a comedy video. Thanks Bye
@doctorw2 Wow, you're British? Your country is a close ally with the US and is run by the same rich assholes. I was afraid you might be from a country that didn't have all the same priviledges Americans have.
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he got handed 3 wars..$11 trillion debts (plus bush already passed another 1 to 2 trillion to save the banks/goldman sachs/fanny mae etc) and a virtually bankrupt property and banking market..so unemployment has fallen again to 8.6% why ? because Obama invested $789 billion into infrastructure+motor industry and reduce taxes on small businesses. hes tariffed the chinese.taxed bankers.won the wars ended dictators
deniro999 2 months ago
Great job onion exposing Osama. I can't believe he wants to keep these jobs here and sends all the good ones overseas. What a complete jackass. He will not be getting my vote next year after this story. He fooled us all in 2008 but not again in 2012.
youbestbequiet 2 months ago
@youbestbequiet I think you mean Obama.
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@1996caitlin Nope, Osama. He changed his name to Obama after moving here from Kenya after he was born there.
youbestbequiet 3 weeks ago
naah let the shitty jobs go.
keep the good jobs over here.
williamkendrick 2 months ago
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morr3629 3 months ago
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its an attack on all orgaized workers. This type of attack is happening in the U.S. as well as everywhere else in Europe too, as well as the rest of the Western world. This is what Kissinger and Davis Rockefeller have both stated as part of the breakdown of the old world to redistribute wealth to help bring forth a New world order. This means undercutting Unions with trade agreements like Bill Clintons NAFTA , Cafta etc. Soon the plan is to make everybody in the world work for slave wages.
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they took his shitty job...!!!
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
I want a presidant that can make sure that my son can have a shitty job
NegativeNumbers427 3 months ago
Meh. The Onion could never say anything negative about Obama.
DigiTan000 4 months ago
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romanlegions 4 months ago
A boat will usually rock back and forth before it sinks
TheWhiteRose161718 4 months ago
even the shitty jobs are gone!
allgoraro 5 months ago
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billieblackmon307 6 months ago
And you're dumber than Forrest Gump if you seriously think America can just isolate itself from the rest of the world economically. Fact of the matter is globalization will happen regardless. It's the government's job to be creative and make this country business friendly to spur innovation. Innovation creates jobs and new markets. Once we stop innovation we're all screwed.
jpete3027666 6 months ago
@jpete3027666 Nah, just go with the tea party, vote Pailin and go out with a bang.
tommysch 6 months ago
People need to stop blaming the president for their problems. If you're out of work, go to school and get a new skill to get a new job. There's plenty of jobs out there. People just want to be assured they can do a menial job that will pay $30/hr that they can do for the next 30 years and retire with a pension. That isn't happening anymore and there's nothing the prez can do about that.
jpete3027666 6 months ago
Yeah he promised us change, so where is our change maybe he meant a chain.. because he is leaving us with nothing but change in our pockets...
numismatic2012 6 months ago
"New genealogy websites helping users trace their ancestry back to some bullshit king" - LOL
zend13 6 months ago
to hell with the government
longfootbuddy 7 months ago
Plenty of jobs reside here in America. Just check out USA Job Blast for the latest jobs across the USA.
Tedisc13 7 months ago
Once our credit is destroyed everybody is gonna wish they had a shitty job.
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groovmastaa 7 months ago
Mike Rowe will be happy
marvesmarves 8 months ago
the shitty job guy is rockin his polo tee, where did he get that money? so bro
StrikeUpper90 8 months ago
Osama is not dead. Maybe he is. I want to see the body. Obama wants to be re-elected. This is a ploy. Please don't be fooled.
RON PAUL 2012!!!
72281livefreeordie 8 months ago
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Thank You!!! Someone else gets it!!!
Kfowlkes09 8 months ago
@Kfowlkes09 I'm afraid not enough people are smart in order to figure that little detail out though.
72281livefreeordie 8 months ago
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I know a few people, even here in the south, that would vote for Ron Paul; the dream is still alive!
Kfowlkes09 8 months ago
@Kfowlkes09 I'm a northerner. Always have been. I'm in New Jersey. People up here are very self absorbed and could give two shits about anything. You can tell that I'm not quite popular. lol.
72281livefreeordie 8 months ago
lol, stone cold steve austin
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we force business owners to pay 3 times as much as anyone else in the world and complain theres no jobs to be have, you can't have your cake and eat it too people!
allwittynamestaken 9 months ago
@allwittynamestaken Oh go out and create a business. Then when it's successful fire all your employees during Christmas. All so you can outsource all their jobs to countries that don't really like us. Then pay those foreigners pennies on the dollar and keep them in sweat shop conditions so you can make even more money. Then raise prices in your home stores to make even more money off an economy you help to collapse. Oh wait, sounds like you already did that...
ChameleonLost88 9 months ago 2
@ChameleonLost88 you act like Americans deserve some kind of special priority over other nationalities. Humans are humans flag waver!
allwittynamestaken 9 months ago
@allwittynamestaken LOL, what in the world are you even talking about?? I was making a sarcastic point about how you are defending corrupt corporations because people want to make a decent wage in a high priced economy. Nothing you said in your reply makes any sense to the topic you brought up in the first place and my first reply....
ChameleonLost88 9 months ago
@ChameleonLost88 I'm simply pointing out that you seem to believe corporations are "corrupt" because they don't give jobs to overly expensive Americans and instead give them to people who actually NEED them more then we do! I don't understand why you seem to think companies should forgo profit just because of some nationalistic ideology.
allwittynamestaken 9 months ago
@allwittynamestaken Well I completely disagree with you. More importantly Osama Bin Laden Is Dead!!!
ChameleonLost88 9 months ago
@ChameleonLost88 Celebration time!
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I actually think The Onion is a more reliable news source than FOX news.
adam11mpls 9 months ago
How the hell do they keep a straight face?
EatMoreChikenOrElse 9 months ago
don't want a shitty job? get good grades, fucktards
Purcader222 9 months ago
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15padawaag 9 months ago
@15padawaag Chaos? Where? Are you stupid? Yeh I know he hasn't done a good job, but where the hell are you getting your delusional and over-exaggerating info from? Get back to reality.
GhostOfAStranger1 9 months ago
Dam it They Took R Jobs....!
METALMAN4Wii 9 months ago
@METALMAN4Wii THEY TOOK HIS JOB!!!
adam11mpls 9 months ago
are we this mentally deficient? we complained about crap jobs goin overseas, and how the mexicans come in and take em. and now somebody's trying to get em back, and people are going to complain about them being shitty? wow, just wow. f this country. what kind of jobs did people think were being out sourced?
Nahztrill 9 months ago
apparently jobs are shitty XD
ADAYT0F0RGET 9 months ago 2
about time america *tries to stop giving shitty jobs overseas to China, Cambodia, etc
UtubeJKZ 10 months ago
lol :)
AllAboutHealthGroup 10 months ago
It's nice to see dipsh*ts discussing the validity of the points in an Onion piece. Keep up the good work stupids!
mrbobawesome 10 months ago
They tooeek oer jobbs! Dirka durr........
RuinOrPeace 10 months ago 3
"In DC, transsexuals protest at capitol for right to be treated like any other monsters"
05swanbe 11 months ago 42
I agree with the person who said that attaching seats to lawn tractors is not a shitty job. Those jobs are absolutely necessary and you are making a tangible product, unlike office workers like me. Not everything can be autiomated. Personally, I would go crazy if I had to do the same set of tasks day after day, month after month, I would hope there is some sort of rotation process to help these employees keep from becoming mindless drones!
madcitycubfan 11 months ago
This is so right on it is pathetic having one shitty job after another... The white house has made sure all the good jobs are gone and all the shitty jobs remain...........waahoooooo
braggville 11 months ago
@braggville the white house doesn't tell business' where to do business, that whole freedom thing, complain at the american companies that set up factories in other countries because its cheaper and people in america don't want to see billowing black smoke coming from factories, mills, and mines. (its called being green and it doesn't create jobs) want a job so bad join the military or a federal job. only job market the white house does control.
Nahztrill 9 months ago
"i would like to guarantee that my son will get a shitty job"
LMAO
jackospade1 11 months ago 3
This is somewhat off. I like the Onion usually, but manufacturing jobs are GOOD JOBS. Working at a restaurant, as a clerk at a GAP, bagging groceries, not to mention as a soldier for the Empire waiting to get slaughtered meaninglessly overseas...those are SHITTY JOBS!!! It is right at the end, telemarketing is pretty damn shitty, too.
maxime32 11 months ago 36
@maxime32 Team Obama represents the rich of the so-called new economy. The Repugs represent the rich of the old economy. Both are fit to shovel elephant or donkey spit from one place to another.
EmmaYaBasta 6 months ago
@maxime32 yeah and i'm sure they know that, but it's a joke remembah?
Berzerkerevl 6 months ago
@maxime32 Hey I bag groceries!
Lojkovic 5 months ago
@maxime32 Don't be a fucking retard. This was hilarious!
PowerFromAbove 5 months ago
what a joke. it's supposed to be funny, but damn. People really want a job. I know some folks around here would kill for a job screwing seats to lawnmowers.
UberWagen 11 months ago
they tookeryobs!!!!
nhafner 11 months ago
Shitty job = Shitty pay = Shitty life. Ah Shit!!
Aldenif 11 months ago
A shitty job is better than no job!
cadwan 11 months ago
FAKE!
MrMitchjs 11 months ago
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my father and his father had a shitty job
verdemanthe1 11 months ago
Funny how the onion always has a sliver of truth in it. Hows that hope and change working out?
realdad32 11 months ago
This is too funny :L
GamerGuyM 11 months ago
America's heartland extends from Indiana to Ohio?
DrThunder88 11 months ago
fucking ads
carnatu666 11 months ago
There is no end to this. Companies have the upper hand, and always will.
peaceonearth002 11 months ago
I have a shitty job, I used to have a good one. The President hasn't done much to even increase shitty jobs. Funny clips people, but jobs are something we need, and still to many are out of work.
NJburbsSeeker 1 year ago
eat shit ubangee, commie, muslim, dick sucking illegal alien.
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fckobango 1 year ago
These comments are kind of like watching a Unicorn fucking a Leprechaun. Makes about as much sense in reality as someone defending Nixon in the comment section of an Onion video. About as thought provoking as an episode of Jerry Springer.
velcrodogowner 1 year ago
163 people expected an insult in this comment
021thunder 1 year ago
162 people still havnt got a shitty job :/
daytripperzz 1 year ago 6
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daytripperzz 1 year ago
Long life to the free market!
fansoad1 1 year ago
mean girls 2..?..... i think i will shoot my self now.
aramhampson 1 year ago
Obama needs Shitty air lines Under payed workers and pilot s
MeatBix69 1 year ago
ITS 2011 AND where are the jobs? FUCK OBAMA
SPIDERx144 1 year ago
@SPIDERx144 Obama didn't cause any of this. He inherited the problems that Bush was too big of a pussy and a downright retard to fix. Fuck you, ignorant republican hick. Go watch your FOX news and continue to believe the lies that are shoved up your asshole.
Grizzlo503 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 What? Are you a typical-uneducated dumb fuck? Bush is long time over. Obama is systematically making what Bush started worse/ creating his own problems. And I suppose a fucking retard like yourself believes that his new healthcare system will "help America" or that his 1.4 trillion dollar spending will save us! You must be a welfare humping faggot, you pig. I dare you to reply, fucker.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 But then again, a stupid democrat-coward such as yourself who is armed with zero facts, but loves to insult wouldn't even comment. It's so cute! Take a hint: Obama fucked this country more, than the RepubliFAGS could ever. Democrats are worse than Republicans.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 At least the Republicans had good presidents like Reagan and Nixon. You, on the other hand, died after that retard Kennedy, who nearly got us into a nuclear war. His VP, Johnson was the beginning of a long list of monsters like Jimmy Carter. Among the worst, however, was Johnson.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Tyco200 Do you really have that pathetic of a life? Sitting on youtube all day and searching for comments that you don't like? You're just a sad, ignorant fool. Bush is "long time over" BECAUSE OBAMA WAS ELECTED. He inherited Bush's problems is what I said, and it's the truth, I don't know how else I can reiterate that so a simpleton like you can understand it. Also, I'm literally laughing my ass off at the fact that you think Nixon was a good president. Have you heard of the WATER GATE SCANDAL
Grizzlo503 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 What? For one, I don't "spend my life on youtube." But I guess you do, seeing how you replied to my comment. And yes, now Obama is the one causing most of the problems. He raised our national dept to 1.4 trillion +, has not taken our soldiers out of Iraq yet, is proceeding to help the illegals get into this nation, and Obama care costs more than the original healthcare system... I also see that you have not stated a single fact in your comment. Nothing but pathetic insults... Nice.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 Also, Nixon actually cleaned Lyndon's mess in Vietnam. Lyndon Baines Johnson was the democratic version of Bush... He literally ruined our economy, got us into a pointless war, did a number of war crimes abroad and had nearly destroyed our country. Meanwhile, Nixon helped keep the economy in balance, helped get us out of Vietnam almost immediately, and helped establish peaceful relations between China and the USSR. Something Johnson would never do. :) Watergates = a simple mistake.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Grizzlo503 So, who has the pathetic life now? The guy who can actually state facts based on history, and actually takes the time to learn real education rather than how-to-put a condom on a pickle, or the guy who spends his time whining about how Obama is the savior, and about how I am a "Pathetic scum of the earth" and about how "Nixon was bad all around!" Keep the comments coming! You only make yourself look worse. :P Dumbass.
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Tyco200 You know, it's possible to reply to an idiot with facts without coming off as smug and arrogant.
skyline3295 1 year ago 2
@SPIDERx144 obama didn't cause any of this mess so don't get mad at him. People need to realize things wont happen overnight- jobs are SLOWLY returning, it took time for our previous president to help fuck us over, itll take time for the obama administration to straighten it out. Not to mention the economy is slowly getting better- ill admit progress is very slow but its better than it was a year, even two years before.
leatopia 1 year ago
WAR ON JOBS< WAR ON TERROR< WAR ON DRUGS< WAR IN IRAQ< WAR IN ISRAEL< PROHIBITION
The government fucks up everything nothing will ever change.
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Focus on manufacturing and get us on the metric system already!
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marisolmaeve 1 year ago
Both sides of the job market are rigged because both are oblivious of each others problems while refusing to be acknowledged about it. If only people can just sit down and talk...(not that easy, I know)
MahBoi0375 1 year ago
this is the problem. It's probably not a shitty job. The only shitty job I can think of is one that damages you like working with chemicals, and they should receive extra benefits. I have to deserve Hell. No, that's just where i ended up, and it's not Hell. If it's deserved, they use it to take everything from you.
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197Callum 1 year ago
@197Callum I bitch and ignore the material half of the time. I'm still annoying the prime minister or Russia because I'm the most important person in the world.
returnoftheramble3 1 year ago
and we all get off at 5. It's the social nonsense that messes everything up. I'm trying to get in on their good.
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Completely cracked up at "Lost his fucking terrible job."
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truthIsStranger 1 year ago
A business is about making money. Unions take 15$ an hour jobs and make them 25$ an hour jobs without regard to the market, so when a company can move to kazakstan and pay people 1$ a day without unions what would you do?
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@motster246 Shes wearing a green shirt lol
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@DreadHarper3 oh i completely misread that comment. But i guess that's what happens when you watch you tube around midnight
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Enthos2 1 year ago
Do you need a shitty resume to get a shitty job?
TheCrawler333 1 year ago
Lost his terrible fucking job
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HugeJasFilms 1 year ago
Oh, let me through an Obama quote in real quick....
"I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95 percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class"
..... Obama
Wow
cmoroz215 1 year ago
SHITTY JOBS BEST GOOD IS KEEPING NIGGERS, WET-BACKS, AND WHITE-TRASH BUSY AND OFF THE STREET - ALSO SUCH JOBS KEEP THE MALES OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED GROUPS OUT OF BED WITH WOMEN, WHERE THEY WOULD BREED MORE OF THEMSELVES. THINK AMERICA, WE NEED SHITTY JOBS, LET'S KEEP EM!
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@jehovahuponyou
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jehovahuponyou 1 year ago
@Thedamage26
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you left out Asians.
rorcon 1 year ago
Thanks, Airus92..... it's all about logic and common sense, not emotion.
cmoroz215 1 year ago
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martinxlive5 1 year ago
Obama WILL guarantee that you have NO job if he is re-elected in 2012.
zleverette 1 year ago
@AreThereNoMoreNames....
How stupid was that of the gvmnt? ( Obama) ????? Exactly, now they destroyed old cars that could have been saved or restored, at the least, donated to people in need in order to do better for themselves . No, instead , they were destroyed..... Where did all the metal go? ..... Probably China..... What about all the people with old cars and need parts? We, Americans were stupid for going along with that!! Look at the Big picture, obviously the president isn't !
cmoroz215 1 year ago
@cmoroz215 cuz car parts are the big picture? good logic.
Airus92 1 year ago
Has Obama ever been a hard worker cause I don't think he knows that some people can't afford luxuries
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sinsrule 1 year ago
Anyone who believes in outsourcing any job is money hungry. It is really a form of modern day salvery. America was built on hard work. We used to produce so many things other countries needed which built a self preservating booming economy. I think these ppl who don't care about America, in general, never stop looking for ways to gain more money. So instead of hiring an American (with the a "real" price of living pay) they will choose to send that job to a country where work is basically free.
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ZachariahWallace 1 year ago
Your looking at the job market from the people who lose their jobs. The company increases productivity and jobs in a different part of there company, or reduce prices. Just because a couple hundred people lose their jobs on one part of the market don't forget about the amount of jobs created in another part of the market due to the out sourcing
nagasnharpes 1 year ago
I use to work in a foundry working next to vats of molten steel and made good money doing it. Thanks to managed trade, I mean free trade, and the EPA a man in China now does that shitty job. Thank you government for saving me from my high paying shitty job so some schmuck in China can have it at $0.25/hr.
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I have no idea how in the hell you could keep a straight face when they say this, these actors are professional!!!!
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robi2000 1 year ago
It's especially funny because it's anything but true. After Cash-4-Clunkers, I lost my job.
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construction and trades, along with manufacturing and agriculture are the BACKBONE of an economy. Jobs like finance and insurance and banking are supposed to be SUPPORT jobs for the main industry. Similarily comapnies with a management structure are supposed to have that structure for the puorpose of organizing and leadership. The point is NOT that managers and directors and CEO's are the reason the company exists. They are a support structure for the WORKERS
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amila1439 1 year ago
american people are so stupid no other country here in europe would allow this sort of thing to happen in their countries. you dont allow tax breaks to companies that are shiping jobs that citizens within your country helped create that shortchanges your own countries economy no wonder the united states is in finacial chaos.
doctorw2 1 year ago
@doctorw2 You are so stupid for thinking Americans have any control over these things. Billionaires use our country as a business. They run everything. Most Americans are simply trying to feed themselves with these shitty jobs. We don't make the rules, we're just stuck with them.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting where is that world famous american intiative at? all you have to do is simply organize a consummer boycott and not buy the products and goods manufactured by those companies without consummers those billionairs can not make their profits.
doctorw2 1 year ago
@doctorw2 Consumer boycotts happen everyday. Do you suggest nobody uses gas?Or maybe nobody should shop Walmart? People have to survive and given the same chance, the people in less fortunate countrys would do the same as the Americans they hate so much. I'm not quite sure how a boycott could possibly have effect on billionaires. Maybe they could't have that second lattee in the morning. That would show em !
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting you see thats the problem american people are not willing to sacrifice their creature comforts to bring about change and thats exactly why the finacial elite will always have the upper hand becuase they know the american people are too complacent and lax to do anything against them. if what was happening america now happened in my country of britian or france there would be a major public uproar.
doctorw2 1 year ago
@doctorw2 You see, you don't have a clue about what you are talking about. I live in a 120 square foot home and ride a bike evrywhere I can. I don't buy from anybody whos company is on my shitlist. Broad generalizations about American people just make you sound foolish. Many large grassroots groups function in America Protesting, boycotting and everything else. At the same time , many Americans still believe that fairy tail where the president has some power in government.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting the entire people within your country needs to protest and boycott not just a couple thousand. if everbody in the country did not pay their mortgages shop at the major stores and didnt buy gas and demanded that your monetary system be given back to your congress instead of the federal reserve and that no tax breaks be given to those companies shiping jobs overseas i tell you the truth your economy would have a complete turn around you would have a golden age of prosperity.
doctorw2 1 year ago
@doctorw2 You are joking right?A complete turnaround. I actually support completely removing the people in charge but if that happens, we will be destroyed by the many countrys who hate us.I think we're probably screwed either way. There is no way in hell any whole country would ever give up food and shelter. That's simply unrealistic. The average American doesn't understand what our government has done to the monetary system.Lifes still good for most so they see no reason for revolt.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting ok i guess its back to buissness as usual then your jobs being barted away piece by piece while the banks and corperations get richer while your citizens eat the crumbs from their table all the while their laughing and enjoying the high life at your expense nicking your tax dollars, taking your homes, and oh yes your social security and pension benefits are on the line as well and those that are well off now wont be for much longer.
doctorw2 1 year ago
@doctorw2 Social security? Taxes? I dont pay taxes. Why would Americans give up cushy lives to rebel? Never gonna happen. We'll need alot more unemployment for something like that.It's only 10% .90% of Americans have no reason to be mad. Your country is equally shitty so I've lost interest in this repetitive conversation on a comedy video. Thanks Bye
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@doctorw2 Wow, you're British? Your country is a close ally with the US and is run by the same rich assholes. I was afraid you might be from a country that didn't have all the same priviledges Americans have.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago