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  • Fuck the reviewers. This game was everything I hoped for: Pointless Violence, Meaningless Sexual Humor, Campy One-Liners.

    Duke Nukem is not meant to be taken seriously. If you want to play something that's supposed to be taken seriously, then go play Battlefield, Call of Duty, or even Halo.

  • It's kinda funny that the game was mostly a fail to reviewers

  • GO JIM!!!

  • Stop eye balling me! 8D

  • Jon St. John, cool guy. DNF, good game.

  • This video needs +1 interviewer and -1 megadouché who is addressing his late-adolescent ejaculation tendencies. Arming a rabid retard like this with a mic to unleash his idiocity on the Mighty Voice of Duke Nukem?? Shame on everyone who made this, minus St. John, who was kind enough to give green light on showing his face around with this sunglassprick. Your semen huh? You are deluded greatly. Know your role.

  • Wonder if Jon St. John actually played Duke Nukem on insane difficulty and when he finished it he said ''I Rock'' in his epic voice.

  • It's funny because Jim Sterling completely tore DNF apart in his review.

  • fat fuck

  • You know why this interviewers a douche? He's wearing sunglasses inside.

  • I wish Duke Nukem would jump out of the TV screen behind them and beat the living shit out of that interviewer. He was FUCKING annoying for Christ sakes!! Killed the whole interview for me.

  • this interviewer just sucks

  • "I'm filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"

    seriously? 

  • @SteveDeathbat I think what he meant to say was "thinking about you"

  • Fuck Jim Sterling

    A damn hypocrite

    That is all

  • people complain about the graphics and gameplay, i have a message to you, FUCK YOU, the game is awesome, the graphics are good, and is you think its bad, try making your own excuse for a piss video game

  • @narfire214 thats because they're addicted to modernwhorefare

  • @ocarinag33k you mean cock of duty

  • @jayheich hahahaha you said "duty"

  • @ocarinag33k duke "hey kids stop playing your moderwhorefare and your black cocks and play a real game!" *breaks xbox and hooks in a dukebox with a copy of duke nukem forever* "now don't forget to take your pi-er-vitamins everyday"

  • @jayheich lol if a dukebox exsists i wanna buy one. "now your playing with REAL power" lol

  • @ocarinag33k "now you'll get all the babes" *megan fox shows up naked and dances*

  • @jayheic Lol that's awesome!

  • 7 people are fucking aliens!:)

  • after 12 fucking years it better load faster! but it fucking is still slow!!!!!!

  • played duke and graphics were crap gameplay mediocre and it is not duke 3d ramped up its a sore excuse of 12 years and have worst graphics then games 2-3 years ago

  • shit i would like to give a public speech with that voice xD

  • 1:27

    just the fucking idea makes me throw up

  • he goes from Bigs the cat to duke nukem...........thats a big change lol

  • British people can't cuss, nuff said.

  • Bullet Storm is a wanna be Duke Nuke em 64 or 3D

  • I fucking hate the british accent.

  • @OtavioFesoares he is Australian you twat

  • @sike3000

    But it sounds like british accent... Ok, kinda australian... But, whatever, I am brazilian, I don't need to know some of accents, because I actually speak portuguese better than english (yeah, I speak that fluent).

  • Duke hasnt been gone since 1996. hes been n alot of third person games, and a good sidescroller.

  • i could not keep a straight face if that guy was talkin like that hahaha XD

  • did he compare serious sam on the bulletstorm dude to duke nukem!? WHAT THE FUCK!!! h duke was the video game badass and always will be.

  • it is perfectly acceptable to type this comment with one hand and an erect penis

  • man this guy has BALLS OF STEEL

  • "i am filling my pants with semen" are you sure pal?

  • the interviewer needs a shot of testerone and needs to drop the faggot accent and a couple pounds

  • the fat guy needs a gym

  • Interviewer is WAY too enthusiastic, get's SO annoying.

  • "im filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"

    could you sound anymore gay?

  • @TheYankeeGadfly

    yes, he could have said that he wants to have sex with jon while he uses the duke voice...

  • His normal voice sounds like Duke still hahaha just less mean

  • Interviewer should not have shades on, C'mon

  • i want his FREAKIN VOICE!!!!!!

  • Who the fuk is this fat fag

  • guys, there's nothing wrong with the interviewer, hes just really happy that he finally gets to meet his childhood icon, nothing wrong with that.

    I mean, he's actually geniunely excited he's meeting Jon St. John, wouldn't we be as well?

  • @Batpod05 yes, problem is he's the complete opposite on his destructoid review. He gave it waaaaaay too low

  • @zalgrad85 ahh, fair enough.

  • I want voice like that >:)

  • The interviewer is trying to act cool infront of Duke by swearing. What a fucking loser.

  • @TAWGames Listen to their podcast, Podtoid. Sterling swears all the time LOL

  • If he dont get any womens i dont know who will

  • Reclaim the throne? Last i checked he never lost it!

  • its the fat guy from hellraiser

  • Eerrr dont...dont share info like that tubs

  • hahahahaha this is awesome

  • I'd pay him to say "rest in pieces!" at a funeral! that would be awesome! :D

  • "I am filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"...wow. lol xD

  • ITS THAT IDIOT FROM JIMQUISTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'd cut off one of my balls to get that voice.

  • @sangolt88 Same here bro him's voice is so fckin sexy

  • I reckon the interviewer likes filling his own mouth with semen

  • @Dupster1234 from dick to mouth, Semen to throat! ( the cycle repeats )

  • @GreatCalmness

    Yeah like big black chocolate cocks that are all slimy and groovy, thrusting in his mouth till it shoots jizz and he swallows it like an dried up cunt that sucks in anything on its way. Yeah he is defenitly a cumdumper. The interview should have been a chick instead with huge boobs!

  • I think the Interviewer is some kind of scum sucking , bottom feeding algae eater !

  • How many semen filled pants does that interviewer own?

  • ..he played big.......i think i respect big a little bit more

  • The interviewer reminds me of Smithy from Gavin & Stacey

  • God that dude is awesome. Too bad the interviewer is a total faggot

  • Holy shit leave the interviewer alone! You only hate him cus he is standing next to God's voice. Its like when girls stand next to uglier girls to look prettier.

  • 4 people were killed by duke

  • everything is over the top, including the fat level.

  • ... I really don't want to know about you filling your pants with seamen.

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  • OH MAI GAWD! He's "filling his pants with semen" - FUCKING TAKE COVER D:

  • big?!! xDD

    duke nukem was big the cat?!? WTF!!!! XDDD

  • @manice08

    manice watch when duke says "thats about it!" lol

  • lol. He played Big the Cat. XD

  • its time to kick ass and kick ass...and im all outta kick ass

  • i urinated when i saw this

  • dude i can listen to Jon st John all day his voice "Fucking rocks" LOL

  • The interviewer jiggles around too much

  • why is the interviewer such a faggot?

  • I want to see that fat guy chopped to bits and eaten by wolves.

  • @R4Zy3L I'm a fat guy, and I want to see the same.

  • the interviewer is a shit head :/

  • The interviewer's voice gets on my nerves! >:1

  • @JurassicRaptor95 yup, its why i dont visit dtoid, jim whines ALL THE TIME

  • @JurassicRaptor95 Fuck his voice, look at his face...

  • i'm filling my pants with seman just thinking about it :L

  • @BABYFACEBEASTIE Totally gay!

  • @asnaes aint it. why would he say that :D

  • Interviewer, on word "Blow it out your ass!"

  • amped up to the nth degree

  • God dammit I waited forever for this.

  • badass

  • Hot chicks and gore.. exactly what i wanted :D

  • With a name like Jon St.John, he should star in a porn movie.

  • @blarson12 He kinda does, porn is a heavy theme in the Duke franchise lol.

  • @KalvinEllis Well sex and violence has always been popular in movies and video games. But your right, Duke is the poster child for s&v.

  • im filling my pants with semen just thinking about it... lol!!!

  • "the graphics are awesome"...

    ...

    ...

  • That fat guy always wears them glasses ? :S

  • if i had that voice i would always talk like that

  • Interviewer is a twat

  • I watched it 7 times, Im gonna keep watching it, till the games comes out.

  • my favorite duke nukem qouets

    blow it out your ass

    i'm going rip off your head and shit down your neck

  • WTF

  • what in the fuck

  • This guy makes James Heatfield sound like a little girl.

  • @overheated12 NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

  • "its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and im all out of gum..."

  • So is the voice actor the one on the left or the right? :)

  • @mcsuck1 left

  • @CarbonUnit81 Dude thats just bullshit, sam is just as good as duke nukem >_>

  • 00:59 okay that was a really bad question because Know do we know that would rip off the head of an alien leader and take a shit down its neck? DUKE

    Who do we know that would ram a grenade up an aliens ass? DUKE

    There so many more... but I'm just going to say this... Always Bet on DUKE >_<

  • Will Duke be able to reclaim the throne as the ultimate gaming badass?

    You actually have ask that question??????

  • Best gaming voices

    1. Sam fisher

    2. Duke nukem

    3. ????

    FILL UP 3 U GUYS :D

  • @vuur150

    Who the fuck is sam fisher?

    Only Duke Nukem, rest are shit.

  • @CarbonUnit81 ... Sam fisher is the spy from splinter cell >_>

  • @vuur150

    Actually I knew that.. I meant he's nobody comparing to Duke.

  • 1. Duke Nukem

    2. Duke Nukem

    3. Duke Nukem

    He would say it himself.

  • @vuur150 3. Gordon freeman.... LOL

  • @supercapo999 Haha nice one mate xD

  • I thin Jon once mentioned somewhere that Duke is his most favourite role, and I'm not surprised, without him Duke would'nt be Duke.

  • jon st jhon should be sir jon st jhon

  • HE IS THE MAN st john

  • What in the fuck?

  • Huh i being stronger than Chuck Norris when Duke Nukem Forever comes out the world will end

  • @GaZsGameTips Shut up

  • that interviewer is a gay ass duff pedophile scat eater im just saying hes going to buy the game just so he can jerk off wit case fucking pervert

  • Jon St. John is awesome.

  • Damn, even his regular voice is still badass. It'd be interesting to see him acting in a tv show.

  • playing duke nukem gives chuck norris nightmares

  • @MrCoolcal20 Chuck norris VS Duke Nukem that would be worth burning in hell to see

  • The interviewer was a fucking faggot.

  • Lemme get this straight: the same guy who voiced Duke Nukem voiced Big? Seriously?

  • @cjetson It's time to kick ass and catch fish, and Twinkle Park is all outta fish.

  • Never in those 12 years has it been canceled, just delayed. The king of all kings is back!

  • I cummed in my pants thinking of babes in duke

  • "When this time Duke saves the babz them him back in kind"

    Wow, there will be sex scenes?

  • does johm st jon remind anyone ele of bill hicks when he is not doing the duck voice

  • shame i heard this got cancelled AGAIN

  • @8BitFox Wtf are you talking about?? DNF was NEVER Canceled.

  • @8BitFox

    You're an idiot. It never got canceled. 3D Realms went under, Gearbox bought the rights to Duke and continued development. Nowhere was it ever canceled.

  • what? he was big the cat? that's hilarious rofl

  • @gimee50k And he so hates that role. You should have heard him @ MAGFest last year talking about it.

  • I fanboy'd!

  • I'd cut both my arms to have that voice.

  • Where's the skip Ad button?

  • "my pants are filling with semen just thinking about it"- ahahah the one good thing the interviewer says

  • Stupid fucking sunglasses..

  • 1 Cycloid emperor watched this vid

  • @Geeaeyh wii's for girls...

  • @Anonymos1011000 .. and apparently stupidity is for you, and much of it.

  • OH MY GOD SOMBODY NEEDS TO GET ME TO HIM I WANT HIS VOICE I WANA RIP MY VOICE BOX OUT AND HAVE HIS :D

  • suck it down

  • The interviewer looks like he has downs syndrome.

  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.

  • You guys Fucking Rock!!

    And to make it perfect he just forgot to complete: AND I CANNOT LIE!!! =D

  • I GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i just think its funny that a little 2d side scroller pc video game character that never talked until duke nukem 3d became the most badass character in video game history

  • Duke is king!! I can't wait for DNF!! The sequel to one of the greatest games of my college days. Jon St. John is hilarious. And kudos to Randy Pitchford for carrying the torch and getting this game done.

  • I wanted to smack that interviewer when he asked if Duke would be able to reclaim of throne of ultimate badass....

    Let me make the perfectly clear. Duke Nukem never fucking lost his throne. Everyone else are pussies compared to the man himself.

  • @Evilshtt353 thats exactly right