Fuck the reviewers. This game was everything I hoped for: Pointless Violence, Meaningless Sexual Humor, Campy One-Liners.
Duke Nukem is not meant to be taken seriously. If you want to play something that's supposed to be taken seriously, then go play Battlefield, Call of Duty, or even Halo.
This video needs +1 interviewer and -1 megadouché who is addressing his late-adolescent ejaculation tendencies. Arming a rabid retard like this with a mic to unleash his idiocity on the Mighty Voice of Duke Nukem?? Shame on everyone who made this, minus St. John, who was kind enough to give green light on showing his face around with this sunglassprick. Your semen huh? You are deluded greatly. Know your role.
I wish Duke Nukem would jump out of the TV screen behind them and beat the living shit out of that interviewer. He was FUCKING annoying for Christ sakes!! Killed the whole interview for me.
people complain about the graphics and gameplay, i have a message to you, FUCK YOU, the game is awesome, the graphics are good, and is you think its bad, try making your own excuse for a piss video game
@ocarinag33k duke "hey kids stop playing your moderwhorefare and your black cocks and play a real game!" *breaks xbox and hooks in a dukebox with a copy of duke nukem forever* "now don't forget to take your pi-er-vitamins everyday"
played duke and graphics were crap gameplay mediocre and it is not duke 3d ramped up its a sore excuse of 12 years and have worst graphics then games 2-3 years ago
But it sounds like british accent... Ok, kinda australian... But, whatever, I am brazilian, I don't need to know some of accents, because I actually speak portuguese better than english (yeah, I speak that fluent).
Yeah like big black chocolate cocks that are all slimy and groovy, thrusting in his mouth till it shoots jizz and he swallows it like an dried up cunt that sucks in anything on its way. Yeah he is defenitly a cumdumper. The interview should have been a chick instead with huge boobs!
Holy shit leave the interviewer alone! You only hate him cus he is standing next to God's voice. Its like when girls stand next to uglier girls to look prettier.
You're an idiot. It never got canceled. 3D Realms went under, Gearbox bought the rights to Duke and continued development. Nowhere was it ever canceled.
i just think its funny that a little 2d side scroller pc video game character that never talked until duke nukem 3d became the most badass character in video game history
Duke is king!! I can't wait for DNF!! The sequel to one of the greatest games of my college days. Jon St. John is hilarious. And kudos to Randy Pitchford for carrying the torch and getting this game done.
Fuck the reviewers. This game was everything I hoped for: Pointless Violence, Meaningless Sexual Humor, Campy One-Liners.
Duke Nukem is not meant to be taken seriously. If you want to play something that's supposed to be taken seriously, then go play Battlefield, Call of Duty, or even Halo.
Wicked9S 2 weeks ago
It's kinda funny that the game was mostly a fail to reviewers
oakskid01 1 month ago
GO JIM!!!
hazeman671 3 months ago
Stop eye balling me! 8D
Andy50k1 3 months ago
Jon St. John, cool guy. DNF, good game.
Astroman9991 4 months ago
This video needs +1 interviewer and -1 megadouché who is addressing his late-adolescent ejaculation tendencies. Arming a rabid retard like this with a mic to unleash his idiocity on the Mighty Voice of Duke Nukem?? Shame on everyone who made this, minus St. John, who was kind enough to give green light on showing his face around with this sunglassprick. Your semen huh? You are deluded greatly. Know your role.
youruglyfatmomma 5 months ago
Wonder if Jon St. John actually played Duke Nukem on insane difficulty and when he finished it he said ''I Rock'' in his epic voice.
LORDLOOOPY 6 months ago
It's funny because Jim Sterling completely tore DNF apart in his review.
PsychedelicDiamond 6 months ago 2
fat fuck
kristiandelacruz27 7 months ago
You know why this interviewers a douche? He's wearing sunglasses inside.
videomaster1018 7 months ago
I wish Duke Nukem would jump out of the TV screen behind them and beat the living shit out of that interviewer. He was FUCKING annoying for Christ sakes!! Killed the whole interview for me.
metzgermeisterfuchs 7 months ago
this interviewer just sucks
Douglas217 7 months ago 3
"I'm filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"
seriously?
SteveDeathbat 8 months ago 47
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@SteveDeathbat "I'm filling my pants with semen just thinking about it" HAHAH yeah.... that´s the most virgin thing to say EVER.
insaneguitarfreak 7 months ago
@SteveDeathbat yup
hydroruster 4 months ago
@SteveDeathbat I think what he meant to say was "thinking about you"
rickyruffle 1 month ago
Fuck Jim Sterling
A damn hypocrite
That is all
kea919306 8 months ago
people complain about the graphics and gameplay, i have a message to you, FUCK YOU, the game is awesome, the graphics are good, and is you think its bad, try making your own excuse for a piss video game
narfire214 8 months ago
@narfire214 thats because they're addicted to modernwhorefare
ocarinag33k 7 months ago
@ocarinag33k you mean cock of duty
jayheich 7 months ago
@jayheich hahahaha you said "duty"
ocarinag33k 7 months ago
@ocarinag33k duke "hey kids stop playing your moderwhorefare and your black cocks and play a real game!" *breaks xbox and hooks in a dukebox with a copy of duke nukem forever* "now don't forget to take your pi-er-vitamins everyday"
jayheich 7 months ago 4
@jayheich lol if a dukebox exsists i wanna buy one. "now your playing with REAL power" lol
ocarinag33k 7 months ago
@ocarinag33k "now you'll get all the babes" *megan fox shows up naked and dances*
jayheich 7 months ago
@jayheic Lol that's awesome!
Sh3rMaN89 6 months ago in playlist More videos from DTOID
7 people are fucking aliens!:)
eruruu1987 8 months ago
after 12 fucking years it better load faster! but it fucking is still slow!!!!!!
l4dfan8 8 months ago
played duke and graphics were crap gameplay mediocre and it is not duke 3d ramped up its a sore excuse of 12 years and have worst graphics then games 2-3 years ago
sk8erjon316 8 months ago
shit i would like to give a public speech with that voice xD
ReconFacks 8 months ago 7
1:27
just the fucking idea makes me throw up
zolauwe13 8 months ago
he goes from Bigs the cat to duke nukem...........thats a big change lol
nirvanafreak619 8 months ago
British people can't cuss, nuff said.
arcticridge 8 months ago
Bullet Storm is a wanna be Duke Nuke em 64 or 3D
coll912 8 months ago
I fucking hate the british accent.
OtavioFesoares 8 months ago
@OtavioFesoares he is Australian you twat
sike3000 8 months ago
@sike3000
But it sounds like british accent... Ok, kinda australian... But, whatever, I am brazilian, I don't need to know some of accents, because I actually speak portuguese better than english (yeah, I speak that fluent).
OtavioFesoares 8 months ago
Duke hasnt been gone since 1996. hes been n alot of third person games, and a good sidescroller.
volvo145 8 months ago
i could not keep a straight face if that guy was talkin like that hahaha XD
keepbangingbabay1 8 months ago
did he compare serious sam on the bulletstorm dude to duke nukem!? WHAT THE FUCK!!! h duke was the video game badass and always will be.
PeeWee1SEANFTW 8 months ago
it is perfectly acceptable to type this comment with one hand and an erect penis
clubpokemon224 8 months ago 5
man this guy has BALLS OF STEEL
Yatolcharles 8 months ago
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Jim Sterling you fucking traitor
zalgrad85 8 months ago
"i am filling my pants with semen" are you sure pal?
GeneticJoint 8 months ago 3
the interviewer needs a shot of testerone and needs to drop the faggot accent and a couple pounds
Qaurine 8 months ago
the fat guy needs a gym
casperog 8 months ago
Interviewer is WAY too enthusiastic, get's SO annoying.
GunGraveTZA2 8 months ago
"im filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"
could you sound anymore gay?
TheYankeeGadfly 8 months ago
@TheYankeeGadfly
yes, he could have said that he wants to have sex with jon while he uses the duke voice...
wizzlestick111 8 months ago
His normal voice sounds like Duke still hahaha just less mean
punkjake 8 months ago
Interviewer should not have shades on, C'mon
mcrem32 8 months ago
i want his FREAKIN VOICE!!!!!!
BigJoe134 8 months ago
Who the fuk is this fat fag
chopperreid12 9 months ago 4
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What a fucking gay ass interviewer, go fucking die in a fire you fag
ManCanThe 9 months ago
guys, there's nothing wrong with the interviewer, hes just really happy that he finally gets to meet his childhood icon, nothing wrong with that.
I mean, he's actually geniunely excited he's meeting Jon St. John, wouldn't we be as well?
Batpod05 9 months ago
@Batpod05 yes, problem is he's the complete opposite on his destructoid review. He gave it waaaaaay too low
zalgrad85 8 months ago
@zalgrad85 ahh, fair enough.
Batpod05 8 months ago
I want voice like that >:)
Angerfist1211 9 months ago
The interviewer is trying to act cool infront of Duke by swearing. What a fucking loser.
TAWGames 9 months ago 4
@TAWGames Listen to their podcast, Podtoid. Sterling swears all the time LOL
xXKahoticXx 9 months ago
If he dont get any womens i dont know who will
Honsokka 9 months ago
Reclaim the throne? Last i checked he never lost it!
leogy101 9 months ago 5
its the fat guy from hellraiser
chronicx100 9 months ago
Eerrr dont...dont share info like that tubs
seismicspartan 9 months ago
hahahahaha this is awesome
SinisterSkip 9 months ago
I'd pay him to say "rest in pieces!" at a funeral! that would be awesome! :D
weedybix 9 months ago
"I am filling my pants with semen just thinking about it"...wow. lol xD
Dylanjraub 9 months ago
ITS THAT IDIOT FROM JIMQUISTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
legodiner 9 months ago
I'd cut off one of my balls to get that voice.
sangolt88 9 months ago 7
@sangolt88 Same here bro him's voice is so fckin sexy
WarHammer30000 9 months ago
I reckon the interviewer likes filling his own mouth with semen
Dupster1234 9 months ago 20
@Dupster1234 from dick to mouth, Semen to throat! ( the cycle repeats )
GreatCalmness 9 months ago
@GreatCalmness
Yeah like big black chocolate cocks that are all slimy and groovy, thrusting in his mouth till it shoots jizz and he swallows it like an dried up cunt that sucks in anything on its way. Yeah he is defenitly a cumdumper. The interview should have been a chick instead with huge boobs!
90talisten 9 months ago
I think the Interviewer is some kind of scum sucking , bottom feeding algae eater !
Daracdor 9 months ago
How many semen filled pants does that interviewer own?
MarkSkidMcCormick 9 months ago 3
..he played big.......i think i respect big a little bit more
sonicwindrider101 9 months ago
The interviewer reminds me of Smithy from Gavin & Stacey
kw1ksh0t 9 months ago
God that dude is awesome. Too bad the interviewer is a total faggot
Pdot1336 9 months ago 9
Holy shit leave the interviewer alone! You only hate him cus he is standing next to God's voice. Its like when girls stand next to uglier girls to look prettier.
powtreeman 9 months ago
4 people were killed by duke
amc693amc 9 months ago 4
everything is over the top, including the fat level.
GriefXpress 9 months ago 4
... I really don't want to know about you filling your pants with seamen.
MrMtherFker 9 months ago
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1:29 LMFAO!! awesome.
TheDomo305 10 months ago
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TheDomo305 10 months ago
OH MAI GAWD! He's "filling his pants with semen" - FUCKING TAKE COVER D:
XicMalix 10 months ago 9
big?!! xDD
duke nukem was big the cat?!? WTF!!!! XDDD
manice08 10 months ago
@manice08
manice watch when duke says "thats about it!" lol
SandersonCallum 10 months ago
lol. He played Big the Cat. XD
thps48 10 months ago
its time to kick ass and kick ass...and im all outta kick ass
SweetAHE 10 months ago
i urinated when i saw this
joe564338 11 months ago
dude i can listen to Jon st John all day his voice "Fucking rocks" LOL
sk8erfreak4yall 11 months ago 8
The interviewer jiggles around too much
slipknothelghast 11 months ago
why is the interviewer such a faggot?
IchibanKorean 11 months ago
I want to see that fat guy chopped to bits and eaten by wolves.
R4Zy3L 11 months ago
@R4Zy3L I'm a fat guy, and I want to see the same.
asnaes 11 months ago
the interviewer is a shit head :/
NoReward95 11 months ago 3
The interviewer's voice gets on my nerves! >:1
JurassicRaptor95 11 months ago 142
@JurassicRaptor95 yup, its why i dont visit dtoid, jim whines ALL THE TIME
floeticdeath 9 months ago
@JurassicRaptor95 Fuck his voice, look at his face...
SuperGamerCenter 8 months ago
i'm filling my pants with seman just thinking about it :L
BABYFACEBEASTIE 11 months ago
@BABYFACEBEASTIE Totally gay!
asnaes 11 months ago
@asnaes aint it. why would he say that :D
BABYFACEBEASTIE 10 months ago
Interviewer, on word "Blow it out your ass!"
TheAudiience 11 months ago
amped up to the nth degree
KOLSARNIT 11 months ago
God dammit I waited forever for this.
Caesar512 1 year ago
badass
acdlegend 1 year ago
Hot chicks and gore.. exactly what i wanted :D
DampeLill 1 year ago
With a name like Jon St.John, he should star in a porn movie.
blarson12 1 year ago
@blarson12 He kinda does, porn is a heavy theme in the Duke franchise lol.
KalvinEllis 1 year ago
@KalvinEllis Well sex and violence has always been popular in movies and video games. But your right, Duke is the poster child for s&v.
blarson12 1 year ago
im filling my pants with semen just thinking about it... lol!!!
Ch4osCosmo 1 year ago
"the graphics are awesome"...
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...
myatme 1 year ago
That fat guy always wears them glasses ? :S
uncharted132 1 year ago
if i had that voice i would always talk like that
foxeh123 1 year ago 227
Interviewer is a twat
AdamDallas 1 year ago
I watched it 7 times, Im gonna keep watching it, till the games comes out.
colafass 1 year ago
my favorite duke nukem qouets
blow it out your ass
i'm going rip off your head and shit down your neck
rpmmelby 1 year ago
WTF
mitchel301 1 year ago
what in the fuck
fpscreatorfan 1 year ago
This guy makes James Heatfield sound like a little girl.
rickyTraice 1 year ago 4
@overheated12 NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!
mcsuck1 1 year ago
"its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and im all out of gum..."
XxTheJosephxX 1 year ago
So is the voice actor the one on the left or the right? :)
mcsuck1 1 year ago
@mcsuck1 left
overheated12 1 year ago
@CarbonUnit81 Dude thats just bullshit, sam is just as good as duke nukem >_>
vuur150 1 year ago
00:59 okay that was a really bad question because Know do we know that would rip off the head of an alien leader and take a shit down its neck? DUKE
Who do we know that would ram a grenade up an aliens ass? DUKE
There so many more... but I'm just going to say this... Always Bet on DUKE >_<
StrangeFilm 1 year ago
Will Duke be able to reclaim the throne as the ultimate gaming badass?
You actually have ask that question??????
ryan489 1 year ago
Best gaming voices
1. Sam fisher
2. Duke nukem
3. ????
FILL UP 3 U GUYS :D
vuur150 1 year ago
@vuur150
Who the fuck is sam fisher?
Only Duke Nukem, rest are shit.
CarbonUnit81 1 year ago
@CarbonUnit81 ... Sam fisher is the spy from splinter cell >_>
vuur150 1 year ago
@vuur150
Actually I knew that.. I meant he's nobody comparing to Duke.
CarbonUnit81 1 year ago
1. Duke Nukem
2. Duke Nukem
3. Duke Nukem
He would say it himself.
SaikoBlitz 1 year ago
@vuur150 3. Gordon freeman.... LOL
supercapo999 1 year ago
@supercapo999 Haha nice one mate xD
vuur150 1 year ago
I thin Jon once mentioned somewhere that Duke is his most favourite role, and I'm not surprised, without him Duke would'nt be Duke.
Infuzor 1 year ago
jon st jhon should be sir jon st jhon
luigi19987 1 year ago
HE IS THE MAN st john
TheRogueMonk 1 year ago
What in the fuck?
fpscreatorfan 1 year ago
Huh i being stronger than Chuck Norris when Duke Nukem Forever comes out the world will end
WweThemes120 1 year ago
@GaZsGameTips Shut up
GeneralDicktits 1 year ago
that interviewer is a gay ass duff pedophile scat eater im just saying hes going to buy the game just so he can jerk off wit case fucking pervert
twistedmetalfan5000 1 year ago
Jon St. John is awesome.
GymMasterAlex 1 year ago 2
Damn, even his regular voice is still badass. It'd be interesting to see him acting in a tv show.
jackoneill45 1 year ago
playing duke nukem gives chuck norris nightmares
MrCoolcal20 1 year ago
@MrCoolcal20 Chuck norris VS Duke Nukem that would be worth burning in hell to see
GeneralDicktits 1 year ago
The interviewer was a fucking faggot.
Newzey1337 1 year ago
Lemme get this straight: the same guy who voiced Duke Nukem voiced Big? Seriously?
cjetson 1 year ago
@cjetson It's time to kick ass and catch fish, and Twinkle Park is all outta fish.
fregpplz 1 year ago
Never in those 12 years has it been canceled, just delayed. The king of all kings is back!
scorp312 1 year ago 3
I cummed in my pants thinking of babes in duke
SandersonCallum 1 year ago
"When this time Duke saves the babz them him back in kind"
Wow, there will be sex scenes?
Omanize 1 year ago
does johm st jon remind anyone ele of bill hicks when he is not doing the duck voice
zachthezombie 1 year ago
shame i heard this got cancelled AGAIN
8BitFox 1 year ago
@8BitFox Wtf are you talking about?? DNF was NEVER Canceled.
Bam050196 1 year ago
@8BitFox
You're an idiot. It never got canceled. 3D Realms went under, Gearbox bought the rights to Duke and continued development. Nowhere was it ever canceled.
absolutumdominiumx 1 year ago
what? he was big the cat? that's hilarious rofl
gimee50k 1 year ago
@gimee50k And he so hates that role. You should have heard him @ MAGFest last year talking about it.
hargosh37 1 year ago
I fanboy'd!
FacelessDeviant 1 year ago
I'd cut both my arms to have that voice.
TheTwB2Frager 1 year ago
Where's the skip Ad button?
Scott97169 1 year ago
"my pants are filling with semen just thinking about it"- ahahah the one good thing the interviewer says
Jamman88888 1 year ago
Stupid fucking sunglasses..
Higgsson 1 year ago
1 Cycloid emperor watched this vid
Anonymos1011000 1 year ago
@Geeaeyh wii's for girls...
Anonymos1011000 1 year ago
@Anonymos1011000 .. and apparently stupidity is for you, and much of it.
Dridokof 1 year ago
OH MY GOD SOMBODY NEEDS TO GET ME TO HIM I WANT HIS VOICE I WANA RIP MY VOICE BOX OUT AND HAVE HIS :D
sirwinsalot 1 year ago
suck it down
SexyRolex 1 year ago
The interviewer looks like he has downs syndrome.
Kousaburo 1 year ago
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.
fraternica 1 year ago
You guys Fucking Rock!!
And to make it perfect he just forgot to complete: AND I CANNOT LIE!!! =D
SpikeGhost88 1 year ago
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImmortalGreekWarrior 1 year ago
i just think its funny that a little 2d side scroller pc video game character that never talked until duke nukem 3d became the most badass character in video game history
mrsandstorm66 1 year ago 3
Duke is king!! I can't wait for DNF!! The sequel to one of the greatest games of my college days. Jon St. John is hilarious. And kudos to Randy Pitchford for carrying the torch and getting this game done.
alancats 1 year ago 3
I wanted to smack that interviewer when he asked if Duke would be able to reclaim of throne of ultimate badass....
Let me make the perfectly clear. Duke Nukem never fucking lost his throne. Everyone else are pussies compared to the man himself.
Evilshtt353 1 year ago 172
@Evilshtt353 thats exactly right
mrsandstorm66 1 year ago