Two Jewish Jokes

[chasefreak]

What do you get when you cross a Jew and Gypsy? A chain of empty stores.

[chasefreak]

A priest, a rabbi and polish guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at all 3 of them and says: "What is this...some kind of joke?"

[rwk1983]

@chasefreak boooooooooo! (not funny)

[nighthawk9300]

Only a Jew

[AustinTGoD]

Daughter: Hey dad can I have 500 dollars?

Jewish Dad: What 400 dollars? What in the world do you need 300 dollars for?

[danning1]

*My Favorite Jewish Joke:

Why did Fran Drescher recover so easily from her rape?

Jewish American Princesses don't think consensual sex is much different! :-)

[DJdude250]

Guy this isn't funny, my grandfather died in Aushwitz..

He fell out of the guard tower shooting at the Jews.

[limpinkutku]

@DJdude250 stop watching kenny vs spenny.

[DJdude250]

@limpinkutku That joke is on kenny vs spenny? Well, it's a commonly used joke so I'm not surprised

[VictumRoManius]

@DJdude250 Hahaha!

[PyroSori]

@RS626 its "heil" you dumbass

[cpeigney94]

@RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF that's a little better but not to the point of being funny check this one out "Why does a Jew pick his nose? It's cheaper than using a tissue."

[cpeigney94]

@RS626 hahaha wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooow

[cpeigney94]

@RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF that's not even funny

[wlodzio47]

@RS626 Hitler and Himler was a Jews you Idiot

[hobosapiensapien2]

@bigsteve532 yes there is: JEWS LOLOLOLOLOL

[TheCoyote890]

@RS626 alright angry non jew, now go back to work so you could pay your debt to Jewish banks.

[Lightavion]

Warsaw! Oh man, That's like, 30 miles from here!

[niggerstolemybike98]

wats the point of jewish football?????

to get the quarter back

[aydanize]

@NathanBForrest1776 dude what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking piece of crap

[wilatemodel]

roflmao!!!

[Pesha82]

HAHA Loved the last joke!!!

[cristofolon]

good NOSE for business hahh so hes jewish? xDD

[muellerican]

Now you ask a Jew the same question, and the Jew says: well Jews have greatly contributed to European psychology and philosophy, freedom of religion in America, and civil rights. But what about Rebecca?Ha! Rebecca, that curve!

[muellerican]

What is the difference btwn an Anti-Semite and a Jew? The A.S. says "Jews r cheap", "Jews control Washington", "Jews killed Jesus", "Jews r the white Southafricans of the Middle East". But hey, what about Rachel & David? you ask him, and the A.S. well Rachel is a very good girl, she's a good nurse to my mom and David he's a harworking buddy. ((continued))

[muellerican]

Why don't Baptists fuck standing up?

They are afraid it might lead to dancing.

[adversusilluminati]

What's black and brown and looks good on a jew?

a doberman!

[SPMex53374]

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven!!!!

[alexpm22]

nazi!

[hockeymaster237]

dude i am jewish....and that is fucking disgusting..you don't under stand how fucking bad that is i have a great grand father that died in the holucost by the oven..

burn in hell!

[darkbomb346]

deal with it

[drhf1]

lol

[funnystuff369]

jdfhvkjshdkvksdfjhvksjhdvkjdkv­jaekjvhb. ASS.

[strongmungus]

hmm non offensive jew jokes aren't quite as funny

[sharpshooter632]

How many jews can you fit in a mini?

54; 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did hitler commit suicide?

He looked at his gasbill.

[serialno78666]

wot do jews do with their mums bras?

turn em into hats

[SubarcticEar]

Whey do Jews have such big noses?

Cuz all the airs free.

Whats the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?

2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?

Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

[Trinitrotoluene101]

haha thats great fucking jew

[LeatherfaceUSA]

damn old nigger, you're funny

[HighFever1122]

u racist.

go to hell.

[sirszal]

God ceated the white, black, and the jewish man. After he created them he went to talk to them.

God: I love you all so much, that you can choose what kind of nose you want.

White man: I want a pointy thin nose (so he gets one)

Black man: I want a big flat nose (so he gets one)

Jewish man: Well i have a question, how much does it costs?

God: Cost? It's for free my son.

Jewish man: Ok then, i want the biggest possible.

[CaligirlSofia]

@sirszal

LOL thats the funniest joke

[buergidunitz]

Great stuff!

[Trinitrotoluene101]

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

pizza's dont scream when u put them in the oven!!!

[killingman22]

omg i was telling my g pa that and i look up jokes and you say that that is cool

[Trinitrotoluene101]

lol

[jsoulesman]

good one to tell at thanxgivin lmao. my family died

[tuberificvideo]

Ha, thats pretty funny!

You could try this stuff on that yobi contest.

[Liljonjon916]

What did the jew name is daughter? Penny!

[giacomino2112]

whats the dilema of being 1/2 Jewish & 1/2 Italiano ? U dont know if u should eat the bagel or wait till it goes on sale !!