Ninja Terminator - It's your favourite dish!

[windsofwaste]

wow,his wife is such ah pussy.

[k0rps3gynd3r]

jesus that is shit dubbing. if you watch there mouths, they are speaking english. but they dubbed in another english track "my guess is the recordings on set sucked" but it doesnt line up at all.

[Jhairus]

the ninja empire is evil :l

[fenriz218]

Reminds me on my last trip to Asia ... there I got crabs too!

[lamsos]

Oh shit !! He tried to make an handjob to his sword !!!

[yamon98]

Richard Harrison kicks Chuck Norris' ass!

[termi21]

"No crabs were harmed during the shooting of this film"

[FumitoUeda]

I repaired VCR's 20 years ago. One day a VCR came in with this movie stuck inside. I used this as a test tape for nearly a year. I have literally watched Ninja Terminator for 100's of hours....I know every line. A TRUE classic.

[LughTube1]

Crabs are notorious for being angry drunks.

[Damecos]

Bloody crabs, always trying to kill humans. I say it's time we stop their evil plans once and for all, who's with me?

[islezeus]

OMG, I hope she survived that, boy those dangerous crabs!

[ttasd1]

No diner tonight....

[RedDaVincy]

You'll find out ;)

[b00rk]

This movie blows my mind

[DameDiabolique]

CRAB BATTLE!

D:

[irishhellsangel]

Richard Harrison my favorite actor ever.



[sebisalpha]

i like how he rushes to help his wife when he hears her scream

[drewb993]

they're not even gonna feel it, they're drunk.

[Balliard0178]

the horror...the horror

[ByakuganAce]

How the hell is it his favorite dish if he's never had it???

[PowerThirteen]

@ByakuganAce But she *knows* he's gonna LOVE it! :)

[emperorglenuff]

Hell yea. I found the DVD for £1 at a budget bookstore, nothing could have prepared me from the sheer concentrated awesomeness contained within that plastic casing.

[jiefsourd]

the women is richard harrison wife

[dcamaggots]

Ninja crabs? Has to be Godfrey Ho again. Why can't someone release all the Ho movies in a DVD boxset, like they do with the James Bond movies from time to time?

[StrangeQuarkStar]

@dcamaggots

Because Ho himself doesn't know exactly how many 'movies' he made.

[…]

HKCinemagic: Do you have an idea of the number of movies you directed?

Godfrey Ho: Pretty close to 40 or 50. Something like that.

[…]

[dcamaggots]

@StrangeQuarkStar

I've no idea how many he's made myself - but I wish I did know.

[StrangeQuarkStar]

@dcamaggots

Check out the Godfrey Ho Project then (first link on Google), it seems quite comprehensive (154 listed 'movies', 140 of which were uploaded at one time).

[dcamaggots]

@StrangeQuarkStar

I've some viewing to get through...

[keithypop]

0:07

[TheGmTom]

nice acting lol ;D

[TheRoroque]

don't laught human fool

one day , we, the drunk crabs, will take over the world hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[fawnknudsen]

If crabs were actually harmed during this bit I am going to be pissed!

[cannibalchato]

richard harrison is a fucking god ! and he like to eat drunk crabs just like me.

[Iori400]

Drunken crabs that solid snake would be deadly afraid of..

[Mastan0]

This made me go watch this movie, which defies logic the whole way through. Assuming that she dropped the crabs in the kitchen, he couldn't have possibly hit one of them with the knife. He didn't have an angle on it. One could always say though, that he IS a ninja. Who am I to question his ability?

[comedynitegard]

OH NOES GIANT ENEMY CRABS!!!!

[kfetter16]

lol wtf? it's lucky she had a ninja terminator around cuz damn those crabs were getting fierce

[ReaperMan666]

*mumble mumble* Crab Battle!

[chidoriookami]

...yes of course when crabs are on the floor...stay in one place...its not like u can step over them and get away...and its not like u can kick them away, and u cant jump and run away from them...so she was right to stand there ate the corner ^_^

=_= . wow.

[bazzjedimaster]

remember kids when being attacked by crabs always attack its weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE

[lbvedj]

it sounds like he says why are we eating tonight and how can he fucking see the crabs from the other room....

[james4115]

he's a ninja. case closed.

[mustella1]

mr.superhero killed the crab...

[Nazareeni]

Man, lucky they weren't Kenyan Mangrove Crabs.

[Celedan]

Giant enemy crab!!!

[058blackwolf580]

im a sworn enemy to crabs

[Clanmemberkalvin]

AWESOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!

[MurphyS94]

What. The. Hell.

[ScreamingOnionhead]

She misleads him into thinking he's getting his favourite dish, then tells him he's having something he's never had before:

Probably why he decides not to leave the table when she begins screaming?

[AgentAJD]

How did the crabs end up in on the floor?

[jiefsourd]

This woman is a Actor's Wife... and she's no actress...

[FunkyLobstah]

The crab survives his knifing too, Harry must be a really shitty ninja.

[bomber4]

poor crab, he didn't do nothin.

[booglecat]

Superbly bizarre.

[MEKON17]

whhaat is that ?

[Chazz8Zelda]

I've never, NEVER, heard of a worse dubbed film..

Fuck Elfin Lied's dub was superior to this.

[mafiaz187]

STEEMED KRABZ

[CalZincLair]

What is that?

[armageddon9999]

wtf

gayness incarnate

[themassivebastard]

LOL

(he says while polishing his chopper)

WHAT ARE WE EATING TONIGHT DARLING

wife:

its your favorite dish

(he says and nearly jizzes)

STEAMED CRABS?

wife:

no

LOL

[jiefsourd]

the ONLY good ninja movie with richard harrison.

[fusionbeebop]

looooool stupide

[roothands]

Poor crab...

[pastrychef1985]

One of the greatest films ever made. A bargain at 50p!

[AllYouCanRapeBuffet]

@pastrychef1985 Where did you find it? I can't find it on the Internet (Amazon.co.uk etc.) anywhere and I haven't seen it in any shops :(

[furbearingbrick]

Oh noes! A bunch of small, easily-killed crabs are...very...slowly..crawling.­..towards...me! The horror!

[RamzaSilverburg]

Not just crabs--DRUNKEN crabs!!

[norsef]

Oh no! They might get all surly and sexually irritable

[brannonery]

that crab just defended against more attacks from richard harrison than any other living being was capable of doing throughout godfrey ho's career. and he didn't even make the credits :[

[jkrycz]

Best comment.

[hayyygurlhayyy]

oh sexy

[UranusToInsultAlien]

The guy is soooo badass...he didn't even get up to throw the knife...that girl is so lucky!

Plus in that same movie he uses a garfield phone to talk serious business with a representative of the evil ninja empire!

[swoz]

I'm so happy that other people love this scene as much as I do.

[bitOmarkmagic]

Steamed Crab.

No-one in the history of the world has said these two words with such genious comedy attached to it.

I known this film. I couldnt be happier.

[MrISIB]

oh dear hahahaha

[Firelogger]

Is this an Italian movie?

[RamzaSilverburg]

No. It was made some 20 years ago by Hong Kong director Godfrey Ho.

[StyxPhobos]

Poor old crabs.

[cosmovaldemarr]

Fuck the crabs.

[marcuswest]

I love this movie :)

[Bobdyland]

Can someone please put up the scene where Jaguar Wong is tied up and asks for a cigarette. Classic.

[SteveTheSkorie]

HAHAHAHA!

I wanna watch this film again!

Its classic!

[Wintersun27]

BEST Video on YouTube.

Period.

[Korea4Me]

OMG, the woman's got crabs!

[ultracolor]

You need a hammer to trully break a crabs head

[Fortramnasdaq]

I am so tempted to say he should have flipped it over and attacked it's weakspot for Massive Damage.

[Joshkazid]

I love the way the perspective goes completely out the window half way through the scene... I'm sure the kitchen wasn't in directly front of him at the beginning of the clip!

[retardskull]

Well, either that, or Richard Harrison can warp reality with his ninja skills.

[akiraman26]

crab-ninja style

[Kaspofunk]

Damn, I wish all girls where this femenin, Would be so easy to feel like a hero.

I culd plant a mustasch like that and feel cool.

[Eluzara]

pour crab

[spameister]

So how does his wife still not realise that he's a ninja after he throws a ninja blade at the crab?- then she further fails to comprehend the truth when someone writes 'NINJA' across his windscreen with talcum powder, and he claims that "It's just some kids; messing about"

[RamzaSilverburg]

Not to mention he's polishing his sword while she cooks the dinner, and she even sees the robot messenger and the video tape sent by the Ninja Empire!

[spameister]

And he slices watermelons while dressed as a kids Action Man tent.

[sithjack]

@RamzaSilverburg

Come on, she can't even lip sync the lines she's saying, cut the woman some slack.

[russiananimation]

This is his beautiful wife Francesca in this scene with him

[mrwalters]

This is sort of like the lobster scene in Anne Hall, but with more mustaches.

[japan2themax]

Old trolley squeaks and scraping knives on dinner plates make for a great suspenseful soundtrack when not so drunken crabs are on the loose! Thanks for posting this, I watch it at least twice a week. haha!

[japan2themax]

"STEEEAMED CRABS?" hahaa! I think Ill make that my Windows startup audio!

[glueandnails]

this is just like the lobster scene in annie hall. shuriken and all.

[ax10m4]

I love his little smirk. You can just hear him thinking, "Women..."

[kekkafrepunk]

nooo i granchi!!!

non me lo sarei mai aspettata!!!!

ke colpo di scena...

poi la donnina muore per il trauma???

ecco dopo tutti questi commenti esageratamente monotoni dovevo arrivare io a fare la mongoea....^.^"""

ci si sente ciauz!

[HalSamuel]

This is an amazing achievement in cinema. And the 'literally the worst scene ever made in the history of film' award goes to...

For more Godfrey Ho classic moments, search for 'high speed ninja action' on YouTube. It's honestly one of the funniest things i have seen in my life :)

[fredo1070]

What is the difference between steamed and drunken crabs?

[doctorsatan2006]

One of the best scenes ever in any film!!

I have yet to meet anyone who's favourite food is steamed crabs, maybe it's just ninjas that like them.

[cuntymccuntcunt]

I have yet to meet anyone whose favourite dish is something they've never actually tried before.