I WANNA BAKE AND SEND YOU COOKIES CONTEST!

[Blackcat336]

id send you cookies

[5hitson]

hahah my mum works at the cookie factory and i get cookies like everyday lol and i can send u cookies =]

[joeysthename]

Omg Ryan you are like so awsome!!! I loveeeeeeee you. I would so send you cookies.

[Nickylus]

lets play gas station ... ill be the car ... u be the pump ... :)

[curtis91889]

It's the 19th. Who got the cookies?

[curtis91889]

It's the 19th. Who got the cookies?

[priceandpride]

y'all

[blabitch666]

omgsh y'all, okay. so one thing you probably don't know about me is that.. i MASTURBATE.. like all the time. seriously, if it's someone's birthday, i'll MASTURBATE,it's like a holiday, i'll MASTURBATE.. it's like.. any random.. YEAH I JUST MASTURBATE.. like for anything.. im going somewhere.. yeah.

i masturbate.

[YourGoingToLovethis6]

ook what i know is that when i see robert i just want to steel a jock strap from a store and then throw it off a bridge and sell some fish to my old grandfather who doesnt give a damn about anyone besides what just happend. i sat in a chair once and was thinking what about cereal it doesnt have any say in wether horses should serve in the army or not i mean i didnt know that jospeh was going to find that sandwhich in the fridge

[EveGoesToHollywood]

How do we know you won't poison us? :p

[GDProphetXVII]

Ryan. If you make me cookies. I'll come to whereever you are. throw you down, rip off your clothes, throw you against the wall, kiss and lick all over your body, focusing on some areas more then once, then slowly slide you down off the wall and on to something else....

Dan

[ShreddedOats]

AND MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 21st...

AND I WILL MAKE A VIDEO RESPONSE...

AS MY FIRST VIDEO

(omg big deal)

:O

[ShreddedOats]

I'll make you cookies if you make me cookies,

sexual or not....

[jerxw]

I live near chad michael murray and people I know run into him all the time at the airport and downtown...so if you send me cookies I will convice him to put his mouth all over your body. :D

[GOTHICA3000]

i want cookies baby!! lol, jkjk! i love you, but i dont want your cookies. jkjkjk lololol, BYE!!!

~~Lizzie

[jtim05080]

lol, i think you do alot of baking and not just in the cookie department. my masculine/dominant crazy sexy comment that i would whisper into your ear, i am going to break you down like a shotgun and fuck you like a dog

[falucho05]

Mmmmm I want cookies...But I am not very good creating sexual comments...too shy...I hope you make another contest with a different theme. Love your videos...xoxoxo

[MisterHyd3]

I want you to fuck me bitch. Fuck me hard!

[starstruck6]

This is my lame attempt. :D

I love you sooo much and I want to dip you in chocolate and cover you with chocolate-covered strawberries and peanut-butter and pudding and hot fudge and candy and smother cake and icing all over you and spread chocolate syrup and brownies allll over your body and lick it all off and eat you! Only if you give me the cookies. <3<3<3<3

[YourGoingToLovethis6]

soo in conclusion to my horror book i should get the cookies because people who are stars cant jump from building to building like normal people can you know what im talkin bout biiitch word to yo matha fro fro bitch god i should have never slept with that joker

-hunter

[YourGoingToLovethis6]

i bought a cowboy the other day and said to him your an asshole and i need to get some groceries at the store and you know what he told me? hmm? he told me to fuck my self i was like WHHHAAAAT????? biiiiitch you doont knooow me ahhhmmm hmmmm what a do girrrrl what a do

-hunter

[YourGoingToLovethis6]

OOK YOU KNOW WHAT if you send me the cookies i will put a mask on the back of my head and cry about it so that my school principal will see me and be like wow i never heard of such beatiful car engines before if i bought my dad a navigation system than why would i bother to build my house with bricks i mean it just doesnt make any sense god dont ever go in the kitchen and open the droor labled spiders

-hunter it might save your life

[YourGoingToLovethis6]

YOU KNOW WHAT BETCH I should win those fing cookies because i didnt sleep with my next door neighbors car so i could sit here and watch someone else get those cookies god are you crazy? WHAT YOU THINK ITS FUNNY TO GET drunk and drive a toy truck thats serious buisness its no joke ook barbies have lost many lives due to drinking and driving toy cars god get it straight what a do what a do

-hunter

[chantel033]

You should send me cookies because I live in New Zealand and you love Australians and I am close to Australia, lol. Why don't u send cookies to Ryan Eaton?

[UmSawyer]

okay babe..you got a honor for this vid fucking grats betch.

oh and

if i saw you i would def..

Take you to the bnearest bathroom stall slam you up against a bathroom door and rip all your clothes off then fongle the balls while fongling..i would kiss and kiss until you came just from me kissing you then we would have sex until you felt like you were going to hell because we did it so much :]

i feel really dirty..

[THEHOTTIGIRL]

every time i think of u, u make me horny. every time i see u on youtube u make me wanns fuck you. every time i hear you say fin i wanna b w/ u after this video ends

[luverofmysoul]

omfg i luv u, omfg cookies rock. i oober wanna eat those cookies

[KristopherNexus]

Have I told you lately that I love you!

[kingcharlemagne23]

hahaha aww. You're totally sweet. I most def adore you more!

But you might have to be a little crazier than that to win! Perhaps: "I want to hang out upside down in a sausage house and get a jew to spank you with fish while i shave your back and put creamed corn in your bum bum" or something like that, you know?

[KristopherNexus]

lol thats absolutely hot! But I would much rather have you lay on the bed as I sit jerking off watching you jerk off. Then after you came on your stomach I would come over lick your nut up and suck your cock to rock hardness while you finger my asshole...(Next Comment)

[KristopherNexus]

After you shot your second hot load of the night down my throat, I would turn you over and at first slowly fuck my 7 thick inches deep inside you, then without warning pull out and fuck home repeatedly making you moan in ecstasy as you deep throated my 12inch dildo!....(Next Comment)

[KristopherNexus]

After I came I would take off the condom (no bareback) I would suck my load from it and then blow it up your asshole then feltch it out, at the same time reaming your asshole good! Then I would kiss you goodnight and never call you again!

Now that's nasty!

[robyoung1]

me, Amy Wino, willy Allen,Britney "im a fucking millionaire so shut th fuck up dissing me in the papers" Spears were all at mine,GAME TIME, who ever has taken th least "substances" can drink th water, the rest have to drink,pint of dog spunk, a pint of VAGINAL juices (eww),pint of hobo shit and u av to eat out ur gran.

Amy Wino won - how th fuck?

[chellbie]

What the fuck, now here's a sexual comment for you king charles.Well, listen to this... Amy Wino the skinny bitch, coke whoring, soul singing, bee hiving crack addict that I love did a wine keg stand on a box of wine and the bitch won... she drank the whole bloody lot whilst slashing Blake up with some razorrrs, she also stubbed her toe on a crack pipe and her pink ballet slippers were fucked!

[chellbie]

oh my days, that sounded like Blake fucked her ballet slippers...anyways sounded good!

[noxiousnote]

after watching you make that cake, i don't think anyone should eat your cookies =P

[TheJoJoJoJoe]

I open my eyes, see nothing but darkness, some random person's hand on my stock! "TURN ON THE LIGHT!", I proclaimed~ "God?" a voice said out in the distance among the sounds of moans and yawning coming out from the darkness. The lights came on and I found myself in a room full of naked people? As was I, "Awesome", I thought, "I was in an orgy and missed it!". That, is the most random sexual experience I've EVER had.

[ralphfv]

well so me and my 8 inch uncut cock want to taste your delicious cookies.. we;ll be waiting desperatly so u can send us some.. so then maybe i can go where you are and have sexual intercourse for hours and eat cookies after.. and then cuddle and fuck again.. every single postion possible.. the fucking kamasutra has will have to come out with a new edition of all the stuff we are goin to do.. ok papi? lick kiss and shake shake <3

[Bhawk235]

"sexual intercourse"

oh em gee, LOL.

wow that is just hilarious, sorry but it is.

[ralphfv]

hey! i really want the cookies (:

[chellbie]

brilliant comment:!!!

[opmbb]

Oh, Ryan. In the interest of not getting woken up tomorrow morning by the FBI (I assume you're a minor) I'm not going to say anything dirty.

But I still think this is a really hilarious and awesome idea for a contest!

I may steal your idea in the future...the sending baked goods part, at least...

[Jat316sob]

Exactly how explicit need one be, for you to send cookies to Great Britain? Lol

Have you heard the joke "The Aristocrats"? If so, that just sets the bar for explicitness sooo much higher! ;) Haha

[akeemthashiz]

omfg the deadline is my b-day YAY, that makes me happy finally something happens on my b-day

[MichaelJohnston91]

Sorry for the 2, now 3, separate comments. Fucking youtube made me split them because it only allows 500 fucking characters. Lame. Anyway. I hope it's hot. Haha.

...Michael.

[MichaelJohnston91]

the confession booth; it also didn't help that i had cum on my face when they found me getting hit from the back side by this really hot straight guy who had a wife and 4 kids.I also want you to give it to me on top of my Bentley in a church parking lot. Now I didn't shoot on your cat but I still think I'm pretty fucking hard-core.

[MichaelJohnston91]

Ryan. I want you to fuck my brains out. Please? See, I've been such a naughty boy. I use to be a priest but I got kicked out because I kept hitting on all those nun-bitches, and the priest. anyway! then they found me giving blow jobs through the glory whole i made in

[ofrancescomori]

you crack me up man. i want your cookie.. lmao but i doubt you'll sent "it" to spain. lmao thanks for being such a crazy bitch

[ShayneCool]

oh, i think i might win this.

recently, like, in the last few weeks, i had to turn down sex with a super super hot guy, cuz he wanted a threesome......

...with his dog.

so yah. send them bitch.

[Rishtastic]

lol I was definitely about to enter...and then I read the comment from curtis. Never mind. haha

[starstruck6]

I'm no good at crazy sexual comments. :P

But I really want your cookies. :'(

Oh well. *gives you looooove and kisses and caaaake*

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&hearts;

&infin;

[mrmogz]

its my birthday saturday bake me some cookies! its my 21st so make em special

[curtis91889]

Dude, your so hott. I wanna cram my hard cock into your mouth, and fuckface you so fucking hard. Then, when i'm about to cum, i pull out, throw you on your stomach,and slide my dick into your tight hole. After that, i have you ride it like the bitch you want to be. And just when i'm about to cum, i pull out, and shoot on your cat.

Hope i get the cookies.

:)

[kingcharlemagne23]

DAMN. That's good. That's real good. Now i'm horny. And in need on a trim down under. But no bareback! I don't want syphilis again. Fuck that was hard to get rid of. Anyways I don't have a cat, sorry. How about a lamp? or a batch of my cookies? or my face? Anyways, I totally loooooove you. You might be taking the cake.... i mean cookies

[ConfusedGirl06]

Damn, I can't beat that comment lol...haha curtis should def win!!

[Prandu]

betch! i want cookies!!!

:P

i love cookies!!!

ESPECIALLY chocolate chip cookies

those are GOOD

yeah

cookies

yummy in my tummy

[kingcharlemagne23]

i'll bring some to rehearsal on friday, love. only if you promise to feel better! <3

I'll throw in a back massage, a blowjob, and a pedi because i LOOOVE YOU.

[crazie4cowz]

RYAN BB! I totally want your cookies, but no way would my crazed family be impressed with me getting cookies from you in the mail lmao. You know how crazy they are...

[kingcharlemagne23]

I'll just have to send you poop!

you know ily liver!fish <3

[crazie4cowz]

poop?? oh noz!

[electronica1985]

I really want cookies. I want them so bad I can taste them. I want to taste them so bad I'd do anything. I would rim rosie o'donnell asshole while she was going down on danny devito while he was getting butt-pluged by george busch, who was getting off to the whole scene.

I would do THAT, just to taste ur cookies!

[kingcharlemagne23]

Wow. Not gonna lie, i'm pretty impressed! That was GOOD. And boy does THAT need to be a porno 4 sale. totally loooove you.

[electronica1985]

lol i know.

Ur so funny be-ach! (U should watch my new video I JUST posted about britney spears) U might find it funny.. or not.

[kingcharlemagne23]

I. LOVE. IT. every second of it. love.