Survivor: Tocantins - Life at Ponderosa: Coach Pt. 1

[5teampunker]

Lol Debbie that FAKE FAKE bitch. She was throwing him under the bus like nobodies business.

[badguykris13]

if Coach thinks he is a good player than he should do only one thing in Survivor: Win!

[mgs4gotp10]

@badguykris13

You don't have to win to be the best, a lot of luck is needed to win and the winner is often undeserving.

But I do agree that Coach isn't a good player, just an entertaining one.

[chinglis]

any grown man who thinks he slays dragons belongs in a mental home.

[Srgeman]

...Please tell me this loon did not just call himself a king. Yes, yes he did.

[Cereghini]

@Srgeman

Yes. He did. Is that a problem? XD

I love Coach. So... do me a favour and don't call him crazy.

PS- I don't think he's a king, necessarily. There's only a very, very few men in the world who I would call "king". But he IS a genius and he IS amazing.

[Srgeman]

@Cereghini I like him too, but he is nuts. He calls himself the Dragon Slayer, and lies as a life style choice

[Cereghini]

@Srgeman

Hey, Stephen called him Dragon Slayer too, remember? Look at Coach's castaway commentary thing on that challenge where he screamed out. The one right before he was voted off.

As for him being a liar, I really and truly don't believe that he was. Call me crazy for it, but I just don't see lies in his face or hear them in his voice. I'm good at telling when someone's lying.

PS- Did you hear in this video that Tyson called Sierra "Sienna"? I thought that was kind of odd.

[Cereghini]

"People will love me. People will hate me. But they'll know who Coach Wade is."

Yes, they will. They will (if they have eyes to see and hearts to feel with) see that Benjamin Wade was the most revolutionary and purely AWESOME player in Survivor history.

[DevineMagic]

@Cereghini I disagree. Tyson was better ;)

[Cereghini]

@DevineMagic

Tyson was kind of devious if you ask me, but oddly, the alliance between him and Coach actually worked out quite well while it lasted. Maybe people with such different personalities can still work well together.

[Cereghini]

@DevineMagic

We can agree to disagree, but WHY do you think he was better? Just wondering.

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

WTF Coach isn't as fun as everyone else. Kinda childish

[ulongkoror]

coach obviously had it worst out of anyone left,hes the only one that NEVER went on a reward and everyone else went like twice at least.he never got to fill his stomach so no wonder hes so weak

[dmanz007]

COACH IS HILARIOUS!

[eefbeef09]

Coach is cool. But he's such a sore loser.

[gandhisleftnut]

sierra seems very annoying

[weirmermaid33]

ive never had a beard ever well you did then and youre getting another one (heros vs villains)

[sassappeal]

Looking like Daniel Day Lewis is good; Coach infact is the Johnny Depp of Survivor.

He inspires as he aspires. He's the talent, the charisma, the leader who leads by example, that makes him great yet humble, with clear self-knowledge.

[thesir27]

he looked like freaking Daniel Day Lewis by the time he got out of the game

[Cereghini]

I'm glad he had his little welcoming committe there. As much as I really and truly dislike Tyson, he was a good friend to Coach, so I guess I can live with him...if I have to. I hate compromizing.

[ulongkoror]

what the hell is with coach'so obession with samurai and vikings???

[sassappeal]

it's in his blood, dont u understand?

get a grip on yourself, if only u dont watch so much cartoons

and learn more of the nature & culture around the world.

in other words, be the man Coach stands iconic to, with his cultural roots intact.

<3

[kapooch57]

@ulongkoror he's wapiness (wanna be japaness

[kinsmenofthedamned]

ffgh

[kinsmenofthedamned]

hjfg

[tex1965able]

coach had created a false identidy,becouse he is not fullfilling his live with true victories . his goals must be imposible to realize, his mind had gone far away from his body.

[carfan2k2]

i feel bad for the staff at ponderosa having to put up with a new bucket of bullshit which is coach

[MultipleScrotum]

I feel bad for you, and all the people who have to deal with being around your lack of good taste.

[Dorisequador]

Ya man Coach is a king warrior and I would love to have him as my leader... cleaning camp getting my food (oops I mean hunting it) Cooking for me... you know warrior stuff..

[carfan2k2]

sadly the dude is stuck in his own little delusional world with his ''warrior'' antics.

he should be admitted to a psych hospital....not put on survivor.

[MultipleScrotum]

You are ridiculous. Climb out of your close minded bubble, and try to view people and events out of more than your blinded little view.

Coach is awesome, and he provides great television. Thankfully, he's not some boring run of the mill sheep like you obviously seem to be.

[carfan2k2]

if you cant stand people debating their point of view... here's an idea of thought:

don't pick to be a fan of someone as ridiculous as coach... and yes.. he doesn't deserve to have his name capitalized in a sentence.. since that's not a real name.

[MultipleScrotum]

He deserves the best of life. If you can't handle the truth that the the Coach and I are bringing to your life, than you need to try and turn your life around.

Sadly, you seem like a lost cause, floating through life on a cloud of foolishness.

[carfan2k2]

good taste?? HAHAHAHAHA...that's the biggest load of crap i've ever read .. calling Coach good taste... 2nd biggest load of crap = you being a fan of coach.

[MultipleScrotum]

Wow, you are pathetic if you can't see the value in his entertainment. It is obvious that he is giving us a show, to entertain people.

You have NO sense of humor, and no grasp on the concept of entertainment. It's just sad.

[carfan2k2]

Entertainment was provided by Tyson... as far as Coach...all I got from him on the show was complete and utter boredom as well as how pathetic and fictitious some people can really get

[MultipleScrotum]

Tyson was good too, but Coach was LIFETIMES superior. Watching Coach was a great gift that you are too frightened to admit was incredible beyond words.

[carfan2k2]

why admit something that isn't true?

what would be the point in that?

[MultipleScrotum]

There wouldn't bea point in that. I'm asking you to admit something that IS true.

[carfan2k2]

its true from your point of view

from mine.. its false

why cant you admit to that.. that different people have different points of view??

[MultipleScrotum]

Oh, I know people have different points of view, but some points of view are wrong. This goes for all kinds of aspects of life.

For example, in some peoples 'points of view', racism is a good thing. But the FACT is, racism is wrong.

God bless Coach.

[carfan2k2]

survivor and racism have nothing to do with each other.. therefore your comment and example are pointless

to each their own point of view... no one can neglect someone else's point of view just because it doesnt suit your idiotic pov. =)

[MultipleScrotum]

You asked me this, "why cant you admit to that.. that different people have different points of view", and I answered. That question of yours put 'points of view' in general into question, and I gave an example of a general point of view.

Anyway, sure Survivor has something to do with racism. Ask Jaison and Ben :)

My POV is awesome, and yours is awful in this situation.

[carfan2k2]

like i said before.. if your brain could muster up the power to read and understand it before: .. to each their own.. you think my pov sucks and yours rules...well i think mine rules and yours blows... theres no settlement to it even if you try to make one .. it wont happen..unless hell freezes over, youre not gonna be changing my pov on how coach was nothing more than just comical on his antics about warrior myths.

[carfan2k2]

Coach was as deserving to win that season as Natalie was winning season 19

^ another pointless winner all due to a mindless jury basing their votes on regret and remorse instead of the actual elements... who played the best game.

[MultipleScrotum]

Coach played an AMAZING game. He just used an approach that no one has used before.

Coach is the greatest character you have ever witnessed.

[carfan2k2]

have you watched season 19 - Samoa yet?

Russell from foa foa beats how coach played the game 1000 fold.

[MultipleScrotum]

Of course I've watched it, and Russell is amazing. They both played awesome games, but from oposite ends of the spectrum.

Russell may be the mastermind of manipulation, but Coach is still the bigger character, and the bringer of nobility.

[carfan2k2]

fyi nobility doesnt get you anywhere in the game of survivor...hence why he lost..hahaha

[MultipleScrotum]

Well, it obviously getts you quite far. The final 5 is pretty damn good. And hell, it even brought him back for the all stars. That is damn good.

[carfan2k2]

when was coach ever in the all stars?

[MultipleScrotum]

He's hasn't had the chance! There hasn't been an allstars since Tocantins. But the next one WILL be an allstars, and I am certain that Coach will be in it.

[carfan2k2]

producers at CBS have more common sense than you to not select coach as an all star...he has no all star quality.

[jpad319]

@carfan2k2 It'd be interesting how these two will play alongside each other. Dick vs Douche, not bad for entertainment purposes.

[VMonee81]

Sienna and Brandon! LMAO! Tyson is hilarious. <3 him!

[madmouse3699]

COACH,, if u see this ,,warriors myth died hundreds of years ago ,,GROW UP MAN

[MultipleScrotum]

Shut up child. Coach is immortal. The legend lives.

[carfan2k2]

dude... I totally agree with you on what a foolish character he was.. hahahaha

[MultipleScrotum]

No one said that. You are halucinating.

[MegaLazybum]

I hate coach. I'm glad he didn't win. He is so wierd, and his stories are lame and lies.

[MultipleScrotum]

What the hell is wrong with you? Coach is awesome.

[GHOSTY345]

so very true. i dont get all the negative ticks though.

[dponeil]

Survival of the fittest does not mean survival of the strongest! It means that those best able to adapt to the situation will survive.

[thelousyllama]

tyson is closeted gay

[Markstubation01]

He said that the trip hurt, well maybe he should have worn a seat belt.

[carfan2k2]

i just wanna rip that feather from his head and beat him to death senseless with it.. even if it takes years.. haha

[MultipleScrotum]

you sound like a retard. Show some respect to the master that is the Coach.

[carfan2k2]

its called humor.. look it up .. better yet.. try and find some in how ridiculous your beloved "coach" is... and on top of that... a person who really goes around saying his name is coach is the real RETARD

[MultipleScrotum]

lol Obvously YOU are the one who needs to learn the value of humor. Coach spent the whole season trying to entertain us and give us a character worth remembering, and all you do is bash him with a blinded foolishness.

Take the stick out of your ass and learn to appreciate good character and humor.

[Dorisequador]

Mutiple your right he is just play acting or is he just a freak........! hahaha

[o1enut]

Hey Grandpa! What dont you shut up! He always wants attention!

[xamecke]

coach was my favorite

[eliseshannon1]

how do u get tickets 2 go 2 the survivor samoa reunion show?

[cheeese21]

Coach sucks his tocantins

[LowJackKoJack]

"DID U IMPLODE?"

lol Tyson

[lancefrancois]

I was laughing my ass off when he hurt his back and fell to the ground at the challenge. The dumbass should have tried eating and drinking water on exile. He did it to himself...self destructed himself for the challenge...didn't feel sorry for him one bit.

[Thekantaral]

he think he is jesus or buddha

[ccpirate]

Why can't anyone see the fool for what he is?

He was NOT one of the strongest players... JT WAS it was the strongest player that won as it should be... strong mentally, physically and socially... agreed, Tyson should have been there also, as much as I disliked his arrogance he was a strong player. Coach was only in control of the game in his own head... and as far as "beating the lie detector" pathological liars do it all the time....

[ccpirate]

Just read the "expanded" comments... glad to see that most didn't buy into this fools mind trip... agree... entertaining though...

[godspeed18]

tyson called sierra sienna! lol! this guy doesn't even know her name!

[goulden]

and called brendan brandan

[Sonia536]

I can't seem to find any Ponderosa clips of Debbie arriving? Does anyone know if there are any?

[hopeleannad]

type in survivor tocantins ponderosa debbie, should be there

[shannonraebrown]

Coach - you were great entertainment!! You are the fool of all fools, but really fun to watch. I miss you already my fearless skinny Samurai warrior!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Wow with the wieght loss compared to the others might imply he did take that three day fast on Exile Island.

[azzip15]

If there is gonna be an all-stars I'll take back:

1.Coach

2.Sierra

3.Taj

4.Brendan

5.JT

[HaloLvl43Legit]

The hell? Sierra wasn't really characteristic, I agree with your list but switch Sierra with Tyson.

[airbender92]

Ahhhh STOP TALKING COACH!!!

[PieDisliker]

We must have Coach in the next all-Star season. It'd be fantastic. :D

[carfan2k2]

it would be fantastic to see the other all stars gang up on him and vote his ass out the first tribal council

[TotalDramaIslandKid]

this guy is a moron

[surrenderer23]

i was wasting my time watching this should-not-have-been-born guy...

[Jeffieboi]

I'm so glad Erinn called him out right before he went to exile island. Everything she said in her amazing speech was 100% true.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Uhh him losing OVER 30 pounds might imply he did infact fast those three days. He did meditate as far as the cameras recorded. So no Erinn calling him out was just a bitch move that everyone called tasteless. Even she wanted to take it back. " Amazing speech" more like "bitch fit on her period" and i don't really even like Coach but your comment is false.

[Jeffieboi]

No my comment isn't false. I'm never wrong.

[yuckfou15]

Dude you're retarded he looked like a skeleton after exile he probably did fast you're wrong

[Jeffieboi]

He looked like a skeleton because he had been on Survivor for 35 days. Not cuz he fasted for just one. One day of fasting doesn't make you look like a skeleton.

[yuckfou15]

Uhh dip shit it wasn't 1 day it's three day haven't you learned that watching survivor and yes the food they offer at survivor are mostly foods with fattening attributes. And if you think you're still wrong you're a moron in his own world.

[Jeffieboi]

He was only on exile for 1 full day. And in any case....even 3 days doesn't turn you into a skeleton. If that were the case....everyone on Survivor would be a toothpick after 1 episode.

[carfan2k2]

who told him he had to fast..??? if he chose to .. thats his own retarded decision.. which makes sense.. from someone going around saying his name is coach ...

[joancamo]

poor guys at Ponderosaa!!! they'll now have to deal with him :S

[TyphonStorm]

There were so many episodes during the show that I basically hoped for him to fall and bust something! Or at least that the tribemates shot him up somehow - I liked what Sierra did before she got voted out, exposing him - And he talks about honesty? integrity? LOL!!! He's so full of himself, couldnt' stand him

[TyphonStorm]

I totally agree with what Taj said during the episode, a 37 year old man that thinks he's a dragonslayer belongs in a mental institution! The guy kept giving himself so many titles, kept telling stories he made up just to make himself interesting - which, by the way, I think no one bought! Come on, NatGeo offered to do some show or w/e about his "adventures" in the Amazong? ROFL!

Seriously that guy's a mental.. He got what he deserved, he should've been voted out ages ago..

[urareetard]

Biggest tool ever on Survivor!! No honor, no integrity, lied to everyone. I mean seriously, he wanted it to be survival of the fittest but the guy was a weak poser, walking around with a cane like some feeble old lady! Yeesh!

[TotalDramaIslandKid]

lol yea if this was survival of the fittest he wouldve been voted out a loooong time ago

[greggusan]

hahaha totally agree! his sorry ass didn't get voted out for so long just cause he would be easy to beat. but he was just too much of an A-hole to keep around dispite the sense in keepin g him around

[WabeWalker100]

Oh no, you guys are missing the whole point! - the guy is barking mad, and an absolute joy to watch. If you didn't have real characters like this guy on the show then it wouldn't be any fun to watch.

You have to admit, all that samurai-business was frickin' hilarious.

I was sad to see him go.

That said, I wasn't too sad. LOL!

[LuvMy7Fuzzies]

Finally a comment I can agree 100 % with...lol...He did make the show interesting to say the least...just to watch all the other players roll their eyes...now THAT would be a funny youtube set to music...rofl. Any ideas for a song to go with it???

[soulstealz]

great i could sleep so well yesterday when he left

[jaydesvlog]

akurium1234: I dunno. I thought that Tyson was pretty funny before he got voted out. I can't wait to hear Tyson and Coach speak at the final Tribal Council...

[corky7ca]

He really needs to lighten up - He's out of the game and the rest of them are having fun and are just enjoying their time at Ponderosa. He's the one with the problem - not them

[me6179799]

Glad the idiot is out. Unfortunately he will be the focus of the reunion show.

[indicatoto101]

Ugh, the thought of it makes my stomach turn, and the worse part is that the more we talk about him the more attention he'll get.

[j2thaose]

Im glad hes out. i dont know why cbs gave that guy so much airtime.

[h4rakiri]

All hail the dragon slayer!

[jonahhervs22]

harharhar ....we'll miss your crackyness coach.

[sp1187]

hell yeah it is. he was Survivor this year, no doubt.

[akurim1234]

Its a pity hes out, hes the only entertainment of the whole season...