Divorce, Evil Boss, and Loser Advice

[hogsmade454]

I wish Woody was my dad.

[EvanRobertWetherill]

@hogsmade454 So true xD

[Apocalypse0666]

For teh record for Community College... I was like you Despised Highschool and almost everything bout it... I love CC, on my 2nd and final year, both these years are the best ive had

[pokey9099]

the 3rd question he started ryhming, lol

[anders20021997]

love mail mondays

[swag7st]

i hate cod but i love woody

[kidbcp]

you are so great, do u know how many peoples lives u are helping

[epicface3000]

for the second one he said she took him to court JUST so she could get child support and she has been cheating. it sounds more to me like the mom is in the wrong and if shes doing all this its for her not him, and maybe even just to get back at the dad for something. i think that he should ask to move in with his dad if his moms gonna be like that.

[naqer346]

You should watch the movie horrible bosses that would give you a pretty good idea of what to do lol.

[iNickStuff]

@aglqtpzbm It is. ;)

[ShadowDaWhoop3]

yea because we are totally going to take advice from a guy who works at playing mw3, im jk

[aglqtpzbm]

I thought he said it was okay to measure your balls...

[R0BERT802]

@aglqtpzbm me 2

[NoFriendedFreak]

At 6:00 at the gameplay you can look under the car, just an advice

[TheMrBMejia]

You should watch Horrible Bossess maybe you can get some ideas...

[Stekarn101]

@TheMrBMejia Haha, I was thinking the same thing :)

[crazybluebear]

swag



[jack41400]

i think woody plays with color blind assist

[JTGolden250]

@jack41400 What was your first clue? the fact that the green teammate markers are light blue?

[crazypants27]

Could anybody tell me how I can send a message to Woody for Mail Monday? Thank you very much for your time :D

[skyii123]

@crazypants27 PM him?

[Radifox]

@crazypants27 Just make a comment or private message him in YouTube :)

[banjobobster]

Hey woody I just ate a donkey and I'm now been barfing for 8 weeks what do I fart

[sucerpunch]

@banjobobster first all u gotta do is..Stop being a douche :D

[xRezoah]

My parents split up when I was young, I have a week at my mums, then a week at my dads it works out great and I'm happy!

[HeroicPeanut]

hey woody i have a question. i am very self contious about myself mainly at school when im at home im perfectly fine but at school i just feel like an idiot i lost all my friends because of this can you help me out any reply helps

[MrTheGustafo]

@HeroicPeanut i think you should pee over yourself, after that it will all be fine! Good luck!

[MrGrustyJones]

Im not quite sure how to propose a question so... Im 14 i live in new york recently me and this girl had a thing for each other i liked her she likes me. Im one of those shy but funny guys. But eventually i asked her out, she said no and hates me know. I dont know why but i still like her. Just nothing seems to be going for me my ex cheated and now this. And ive gotten to the point of seucidal thoughts. (Totally spelled that wrong). Please talk about this or messege me love your vids.

[HeadbangingForGeeZus]

@MrGrustyJones thats really low if youre having suicidal thoughts over one chick.... theres MANY more chicks out there for you do date and crap. just wait, youre in frickin highschool and have some more years dude

[cartland222]

3rd questions first line " im 18 " woody in the answer : I don't know how old you are... LOL xD

[danman350z]

@cartland222 12:23 he corrected himself : )

[35fuckface]

just love watching hardcore penguin porn

[hellocrazy1]

last dude an't no damn loser

people who spend 100 pounds, dollars, euros on a belt who hate a person that has succeded with skill in life are losers

[227gta]

woody do you have a cod elite group / clan i would really like to know and join if you do ;)

[TrentRCT3]

First mail involves the man putting his team on his back.

[Syedul71]

Awesome gameplay and advice bro.. Keep it up..

[dubbzyxx]

@mattchuck91 so you actuly clicked the link? becus i never! Haha. i just commented never clicked the link.

[dubbzyxx]

@Zeldarock11 isit? cus i just commented i never clicked the link.

[dubbzyxx]

WTF! 1 of the videos on the side show some womans Ass looks like shes havin Sex! but its sez its a Gamplay on MW3 Golden ACR TDM match!

[Zeldarock11]

@dubbzyxx it's a tomato -_-

[mattchuck91]

@dubbzyxx don't get excited, it's a tomato

[DJNEGLIGENT]

ILUVU!

[baseball1543]

What's woodysgamertags email???

[VerbalLachie]

@baseball1543 you pm him on youtube

[edhardyguy715]

any1 else reminded of the movie wanted when you heard the guy who hates his job?

[XxKaRaZaYxX]

Favourited :D great vid

[zlXero]

Woody could you please do a vid on how to ask a girl out.

[JDTMusicEveryday]

@zlXero

He's done quite a few on this :) If you go on Woody's page, find the 'Mail Monday' section, there will be one with 'asking girls out' in the title. Hope that helps.

[ALEXsos1230]

woody u like dr.phil

[xXEpicFailXx13]

Hey woody, I'm 15 and I'm a freshman, I need advise.

I don't really have a lot of friends. Maybe like 4-5 friends in school. I'm socially awkward and don't really get a lot of love that a normal human being should get. I get picked on, I'm a loser. I don't really like life at this point. Day after day I get weaker. But I have no choice. If you have anything to help me please PM me.

[TrCy4m]

@xXEpicFailXx13 u should inbox him... or maybe not

[TheTheknifeboy]

@xXEpicFailXx13 dude, its just a stage in life. i have been there too. You need to stop doing what ur doing right now and do other stuff.

[94sFinest]

@xXEpicFailXx13 Don't worry, mate.

You don't need to be one of those 'popular' faggots.

Once you get through school, things get easier, trust me.

Adults don't have the annoying, judgemental attitude that kids have, and chances are that they'll accept you for who you are.

Just keep your head up, man.

[iFoxyFox]

@xXEpicFailXx13 Freshman? Things will get better. And it's not the quantity of how many friends you have that matters, it's the quality.

[MrGelesneeuw]

This is like frasier, but not funny. 

[windowsVD]

@MrGelesneeuw

Was there any indication that this was suppose to be funny?

[MrGelesneeuw]

@windowsVD No, but the humor is the only thing that makes frasier good, so that means this is shit.

[windowsVD]

@MrGelesneeuw

Well like I said, this isn't suppose to be humorous...Frasier is comedy while this is a guy giving thoughtful and serious answers to mostly teenage problems, so it's really dumb of you compare this to Frasier when clearly they're 2 completely different things.

[haze598]

is this new OPRA show? :DDD

[DocHavoc0512]

It's called "Mail Monday" not "Comment Monday" ... I hate seeing people comment on these videos with questions

[zencon340]

@DocHavoc0512 he tells people to comment ...

[St0pm0ti0nguy]

Changed intro

[iCrayzehh]

To ask her out. What should i do? Thanx

[iCrayzehh]

Dear Woody, I REALLY like this girl in my class but im too nervous

[mailman4360]

@iCrayzehh im not woody, but if u can answer these question i might b bake 2 help, what grade u in, do you ever talk to her, and does she have a boyfriend

[Kroolaid1203]

when you quit your job, tell the boss that 681,979 people think shes a cunt

[dntflipmetit]

Dear woody my parents are divorced . I have a list of problems. Let's start with my dads x wife not my mom took are house and we are homeless and we have been for a couple months, but wait it gets.better my mom just entured rehab again I have friends at school but we never hang outside of it expect for this one kid and he died last week and I don't feel anything is this normal or not

[Hawallan666]

@dntflipmetit xD i guess its normal. Woody has been there too xDD

[razorfist10]

@dntflipmetit Owned.

[butterfly4131]

saw a girl who i used to know from the summer prior and we sparked it of she is pretty and nice but i dont know what to do.. i dont wanna juggle two girls but both of them i dont wanna lose

[butterfly4131]

Dear woody first off thanks man your a good dude and doing great things for everybody im a 15 year old kid and i have serious dilema i have good parents with a strong base a 3.3 gpa and im a key plaer on my schools football team as a sophmore but i have had a serious problem with a girl we have been on and off for about a year and she always talks about how she wants to do stuff and how she "loves me" this past weekend she wanted me to go to a party which i didnt attend i saw a movie there is sa

[jameshalomaster]

do you think he could try dead space

[thenejc98]

Some douch sent me a reply to my coment on this vid how can I reoly back?

[hxcdsal89]

Subbed because of this video...keep it up woody

[OrganicFoodOnline]

WOODY your an inspiration to alot of people. Thanks

[Dukeofduke96]

Tired of watching Safe House!!!!

[TheCfranklin76]

@Dukeofduke96 ik me too every video i been watching was SAFE HOUS >:(

[CapnKhater]

4:46 "She's not doing it right" haha that's what she said! anyways great vid woody

[CreativeSuggestion]

lol when he said measure your boss. i though he said, measure your balls

[Nickthesinger1]

Hey Woody. I have a quick question and was wondering if u could help me out. My dad recently got laid off. I don't understand why, because he did more than other workers did combined. I guess with this new economy, people just decide to keep the guys who work for less and do nothing instead of keeping guys like my dad. He went looking for another job, but all he could find was work as a store cashier. He gets paid decently, but I can tell he is miserable. My friend told me his dad was opening u

[St3althgamin]

i don't mean to spam but if you guys like watching good Gamebattles matches, MOAB's and high kill call of duty videos check out my channel where i upload all of my personal gameplay

[adamman333]

When my parents got divorced (i was 10) I got a cellphone and it helped and still does alot.

[MyDanstheman]

I have a dig bick I know what you thought!

[TheOriginalDaily]

I watched this video earlier today before my biochem exam...this shit motivated me...got a 97% on the exam....without a curve! Woody...you're a fucking BOSS

[H4roBMX21]

a couple of questions woody what do you use to record game play and what do you use to make your intros

[tuneftw]

@H4roBMX21 Blackmagic intensity pro, and Adobe after effects

[ChanxePolxen]

Things were all great until we went to our homes for Summer break. When we got back she said that she would only like to remain friends. Later it turned out that we still had feelings for each other and got back together. I want to say 'I love you', but i think it's weird what do i do?

[adamdes2000]

For the 14 year old boy i thought at the age of 12 the child can make the choice on where to reside i know that my parents have been apart for 7 years and iv had the choice to stay with my dad or mom

[TrollishProductions]

Hey Woody lately ive been in a confused mode, basically i dont see what my purpose is here on Earth. I am not suicidal at all but im just very confused. if You could give me some advice that would be great.

[GrizzlyTramp]

@TrollishProductions You're purpose in life is whatever you want it to be mate stay strong.

[02nf2i]

@TrollishProductions Why assume that there is some predetermined "purpose"? And why ask Woody when we have over 2500 years of philosophical writings on the topic?

[Vendrel100]

Dear Woody, six months ago, August, I met this girl, and we instantly clicked, we talked for a while before I officially asked her to be my girlfriend. Things were all great until we went to our respective homes for winter break. When we got back she said that she would only like to remain friends. Later it turned out that we still had feelings for each other and got back together. I want to say 'I love you', but I heard that when the guy says it first he gets hurt first. Should I say it or not?

[MrJestinb]

@Vendrel100 im not woody , but its obvious , if you guys are together she knows youre in love , plus its not a big deal youre not going to die for saying that

[Vendrel100]

@MrJestinb Well my main concern is that even though I want to say it, I have no clue whether or not she feels the same way at this point in time.

[MrJestinb]

@Vendrel100 if shes dating with you then its obvious saying such thing cannot be bad

[ImmortalisCabalDE]

@MrSlingdad whoo whoo whoo, why so unfriendly?! ;'D

[MuteSpitta]

Dear Woody,

I am a 14 year old viewer and i am not the most popular guy at school. i do have friends, but theirs always that one popular guy that turns my friends against me. i'm really not sure weather or not to just leave everything alone, confront the guy, or just find new friends. (just if your wondering i am a big enough guy to stand up for myself) please answer i really need help)

Thanks in advance and please answer.

[MrAnonymus29]

@MuteSpitta

Not to be mean but it sounds like your trolling to get on mail monday.

[BlatentBagel]

@MuteSpitta he does not take comments send him a message.

[LedleBros]

That guy's dick must be huge if he is a "loser" and has a girlfriend for 2 years.

[superkuost]

@LedleBros lol

[ajorton51]

i love these mail mondays, i just open them up and do my home work while i listen to them haha. please keep them up!

[mynameisjoe123ful]

What is a GED clinic

[tinkandtory]

@mynameisjoe123ful Where HS drop outs go to get a GED=HS degree.

[maskaryan]

@mynameisjoe123ful A GED is a general education degree. What it means is that you take a test in place of highschool that certifies taht you are ready for college.

[felix3322]

Hey Woody, I am new to this channel and have been watching this series for 3 videos now. I wanted to let you know that you are a truly exceptional speaker. I think you might want to look into motivation speaking in a public speaking.

[KiDCuDi802]

how do you submit a letter to him?

[iTzMattern]

@KiDCuDi802 pm his youtube inbox or msg him on hupit

[RelaxxedHD]

Nice *Happy*

[kidzrockppl]

Hey woody there is this realy special girl i like but a lot of people like her she is my freind but i wanna be more than freinds i dont know wat to do thanks woody

[dailygamingnews97]

@kidzrockppl go to his current video or private message him

[industryofevil]

Douchebag Friend(s)

dear woody, im 13, going to be 14 and lately my friends have been treating me like crap.they have been ignoring me and blaming me for things i didnt do.recently one of my friends has started to develop a problem with me.now hes making all of my friends hate me and i feel alone.i never do anything to make them mad at me they always get mad at me for stupid things and i dont know what to do.they are my only friends so i dont want to loose them.any advice is apreciated thanks

[dailygamingnews97]

@industryofevil fuck them guys make new ones. if you have a GF hang out with her and her friends and form your own clique (i think it's written) (that was woody's advice to someone) it means group of friends if not then if there are lot's of kids in your school then there is a more people to be friends with

[TheCapitalCPT]

@industryofevil Get a bat and beat their ass

[TFAlax6]

@industryofevil talk to them, tell them how u feel and if they keep doing it then fuck em for real

[iamtherealgrizz]

@dailygamingnews97 no just ask her out

[dailygamingnews97]

Dear woody and/or subs,

i really like this girl we're both 14 i see her every morning on the train to school we've talked once about exams and i wanna talk to her on valentines day and i have 1 idea about wat to say.

"most people already know who there spending valentines day but i don't but i know who i want to spend it with."

her: who?

"you :)"

does this sound ok? or something else

[RchardOmega13]

@dailygamingnews97 dude, you're a cyber fag hahaha lol

[Kostelnick]

@RchardOmega13 and your an ass hole

[Randomstation]

@dailygamingnews97 that sounds really cheesey and gay, just ask her out

[OfficiallyPlaying]

@dailygamingnews97 Ha Ha, That's great man, I may have to try that :D

[EzioAuditore479]

@WoodysGamertag since one week i have a hamster and his name is Woody :)

[KmDDmD]

Woody can you do some bf3 gameplay in the back ground?

[codmonster14]

Woody i have a really simple and short question, How can you tell if a girl likes you?

[Penguinz4LOLZ]

@codmonster14 oooooooooo

[Joshy367]

Dear Woody,

My Gamertag on Xbox Live is terrible, it belonged to my brother who doesn't play anymore and it is now mine, i need a new name. I have the points to change it just no decent name, could you please help me think of a good one? :) (Thought i'd change from the usual depressing topics)

P.S Love your shows, keep up the good work!

[Vaxiened]

@Joshy367 do you actually think he's going to reply to your comment? if you do you're fucking stupid.

[dailygamingnews97]

@Joshy367 if you want a clan. then message KSI xLongShotz. AKA me we accept anyone good enough. our division general is KSI Thermite RI tell him LongShotz sent you he'll know what it means

[vietboyz56]

Dear woody, I've been having alot of problems lately. My uncle and grandmaw were fighting one night. The next morning he came up to a brother about some rumor yelling at him and my mom heard the commotion. So she came out and he said "Bitch this is not your problem." and she then called my grandma awake and they started fighting. Then we left for school.(Btw my brother involved my other uncle.) A few weeks later he comes out of his room anne said he was gonna kill my mom. (Forgot to mention he

[210BRC210]

@Woodysgamertag Woody so supportive of everything your doing, don't succumb to certain people's level. Hell, if he said half those things to peoples' faces he would be in therapy for fear of getting anally probed again.

[saucywench13]

Most 14 year olds have phones

[TheCardsProduction]

lol "idk how old you are" start of message: "im eighteen" haha

[xXSidlerXx]

Dear woody,

My girlfriend and i have been having some rough times lately. I was talking to her and she said we should take a break which i think wouldnt be a bad idea so i can sort somethings out. Do u think well end up still staying together or well end up just not being together anymore and everything will just end? Please reply i need some help especially from some guys now

[dailygamingnews97]

@xXSidlerXx play it safe agree with her if it's a family problem like death, illness or divorce then it will take some time, if u're both arguing about things then it may take a lot longer BUT never let her say "let's just be friends" if it get's to that GAME OVER dude.

(not 100% reliable, never take my suggestion to the letter) but trust this suggestion and if it don't work out then there's more girls than boys in the entire planet. true fact

[XtremeGamerz16]

@theafgstar1 hey man it's all right just ignore them trust me it's alot easier than u think!!!!

[Mac4Life42]

I love these -333

[bboyz460]

Best series on youtube

[MrCrippledFrisco]

Wow great game and commentary!

[oscarthesurfguy]

do i comment to ask a question or do i send woody a personal message?

[Aaron4rty]

@oscarthesurfguy pm



[MrExCon]

@oscarthesurfguy

PM :)

[TEAMFR06]

I though questions were about gaming, but now woodys like the oprah of gaming.

[xxramgoatxx]

Hey Woody, I just watched your video about Tourettes and it feels nice to know someone else that is going through the same thing as I am. I am 15 in high school and I am very self-concious about myself because my ticks can become quite noticeable sometimes. People don't say anything to me for the most part but I am always concious of if they do notice. My main question is how I get myself to ask a girl out but with confidence. Any sort of help is appreciated. Thanks. :)

[GreatHarlequin117]

Got my first interview today - on a bit of a buzz. I have had exactly the same concerns about supporting my girlfriend, but I'm thinking this is the start of something good. Keep up the good work Woody!

[evanmarshallNFL]

Hey Woody, It's almost valentines day and There's this girl that I can't stop thinking about her. When ever I go on vacation I wish she was here with me. Theres more but I'll keep it short. We have been In the same class for 6 years were now in grade 7 and all my friends say she likes me but I'm not sure. Any way my question is how do I know if she likes me or not. BTW please don't say my name on here she watches u too and my account is my name.

[InHutchWeTrust]

@evanmarshallNFL 1) Just ask her out theres no point in wondering what if and waiting. If she likes you she likes you if she doesnt she doesnt. 2) Why would you comment that if you didnt want her to see. You shouldve PM'd him dude.

[hondacrrider21]

@evanmarshallNFL Dude you're just going to have to take a chance. If she says no it's not the end of the world you're still young you're only in 7th grade. I wish you luck. :)

[runey5]

@hondacrrider21 im in the 9th grade and havent had a gf since year 7

[blizz3rdman]

Dear woody, or anyone else who can help. Valentines Day is coming up and i want to ask this girl out, the problem is that we went out previously 2 months ago and we really liked each other, until her friends started to become really annoying and i could never get any alone time with her to just talk and hang out . On top of this all it was already difficult to to talk with her because i would aways have to instigate conversation. I still like her and im pretty sure she still likes me. HELP.Im 15

[OnlyVariac]

Hey Woody,

Im 14 years old, and i'm in the 9th grade. I've been facing some problems lately considering my weight. I've always been an active person, but I just can't afford to play sports anymore. This has become a big problem, being teased at school and what not, i'm tired of it. If you could give me any advice, I would appreciate it.

- Variac

[MrBestofFifa]

Love it how he says you gotta be in the winners circle and he was standing in a circle :D

[PhaystosHD]

Woody, My girlfriend broke up with me and im worried about somethings. I think I might be in the friends zone, I like her but she is up and down with me. She always sends me random text saying I LUV YOU! Then she ALWAYS says that her friend took her phone. I dont know if im in the friends zone. after that she stops texting me for a week. PLEASE HELP! Love mail mondays :D

[enigmasadrenaline6]

@PhaystosHD depends what kind of friend zone it is, if its sorta like you walk past each other and say hi, have a little convo then ignore her or avoid her for a week, SHE WILL MISS YOU, if you hang out with her, then there is nothing you can do unless she likes you back

[PhaystosHD]

@enigmasadrenaline6 Thank you!

[Number1GamingSource]

Hey woody my name is Hunter im 14 and both of my parents are dead since i was 2 i live with my grandparents and my sister Danielle she probally my best friend but she is going away to school and life is tuff with out her i get bad grades cuz she normally helps my grandma is always yelling at me so i started sneaking out so i don't get yelled at plzzzzzzzzzz help me