Mickey Avalon MY DICK Dyslexic Speedreaders Tom Green Live

[darliiingz03]

heard it on Harold and Kumar .

[ApplPi3]

your dick doesnt understand the meme.

[TheLastFemaleSaiyan]

I really wish my Father hadn't seen this, now he sings it frequently. >.<

[foREVerimissyou]

I thought all of the guys that made this song were black..

[martinhjelm]

My dick, really big you can see

Yo dick, took an arrow to the knee

[christothejames]

my dick got 6-3-8 likes, yo dick got 43 dislikes

[christothejames]

my dick got 6-3-8 likes, yo dick got 43 dislikes

[bubblefuzion]

does anyone else sing this song to win arguments?

[MCBB23]

mickey and dirt nasty are cooler then you.

[GlobalModders]

@MCBB23 dirty nasty and andre legacy are cooler than mickey, honestly mickey aint shit.

[georgebisthebest]

my dick large as a wall

yo dick like paul

[Stretchable0]

my dick, not as stupid as this song is

your dick, needs cash like those bitches

[irealydodominate]

@Stretchable0 hahaha true.. but its a funny song

[magsage55]

My dick always pleases Yo dick spreads venereal diseases

[magsage55]

My dick bigger than the beatles Yo dick threads like a needle

[jhouse770]

My dick, gotta a be a hard one.

Your dick, looks like Micky Avalon.

[mayrmoritz]

My dick, the length from earth to the sun,

Yo dick, was in the ass of your son.

[TheSelfasteem]

My dick is always getting sucked

Yo dick is what stops you getting fucked

[TheSelfasteem]

My dick is as big as legend M.J

Yo dick is as small as apple's sell rate

[JacobMexi]

Gayest rap song ever?

More tonight at 11.

[Ghryst]

my response: wix.com/ghryst/momma

[SwAgGeRiFiCbRoH13184]

My dick bigger than ur dildo,ur dick is like steve stamkos

[wtfxcarolineee]

i'm sorry but alotta of those hoes are fucking ugly as hell talk about a butter-face.

[DramaQueen9324]

if i were him id b like heos get off me like they cant sing without em boobs up inther face.

[TheWildshadow]

0:23-0:26

That chick was like Move Bitches.

[GenuhcidalHD]

My dick its cool like pacman.. yo did got sucked by micheal jackson

[KuntMonger]

My Dick Plays The Harmonica.... Your Dick sucked A Jews Dick At Hannukah

[mortisnoctu]

Classic

[666satanlovesme666]

MY DICK, IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

YOUR DICK, IS NOT AS BIG AS MINE

[David56583]

My dick, girls wanna lick...yo dick jumps from a bridge

My dick, get's the fame...yo dick lost the game

My dick, longer than the nile...yo dick get's knocked out by a child

[mesuhlikemusic]

Dirt Nasty FTW. 

[ToadsMGodes]

my dick, is small.

[nickblum97]

my dick looks like a banjo yo dick is a no show

[atzeWorm]

My dick, rubber size: equator, Yo dick, better use a vibrator,

My dick, bigger than the catastrophe in japan, Yo dick, cannot be descriped as a sex organ,

My dick, Long Dong Platin, Yo dick, Long Dong Gelatin,

My dick, used for pole vault, Yo dick, undetected fault.

[343766]

My dick, unloads like a shotgun.

Your dick? didn't know you had one!

[MrDirectorMan18]

mickey avalons such a little slutty prostitute LOL!

[10seconds2love]

My dick, future hall of famer.

Your dick, current hall of shamer.

[MrDirectorMan18]

@10seconds2love but hes fantastic!

[Wonderbread8909]

my dick gets thumbs up

yo dick looks down on his luck

[Hotpockets4lifee]

My dick, big

your dick, small.

Nuf

[IMSITTINGONACHAIR]

My dick, good at fuckin, yo dick, erectile disfunction.

[TheTheeggmann]

my dick, she was scopin'

yo dick, the pope was hopin'

my dick, called a dong

yo dick, didn't make this song

[montag911]

my dick, vibrant and vital

yo dick lost the conference title

my dick, happy and bubbly

yo dick, sad as a New York subway

[WushuKnight19]

My dick can please them all

Yo dick just soils your balls

[birdi099]

my dick goes in to feed her

yo dick is gay like justin bieber

[johny098761]

my dick, attack like megatron

yo dick, less balls than lance armtrong

[00Azhu1]

my dick, is obviously? not yo dick.

[sonic362]

Their drunk like fuck

[baGGan]

my dick is large as fuck

your dick she wont suck

[rebekahakerman]

my dick good good loving

you dick good for nothing

<3 i love mickey avalon <3

[mauiwowie47]

My dick bigger then China

Yo dick... wait... you got a vagina.

[cgriffin212]

My dick gave a kid to your mom

Yo dick gave you a hairy palm

[MegaBearsfan95]

its hard to believe dirt nasty was in scary movie 3

[RuyaRuya0]

Mmm, ;D Micke Avalon (L) FTW.

[VictoryThief]

My dick, shit's outrageous,

Yo dick, got shit that's contagious.

[DeviCortez]

My dick, longer than a tent-pole

Yo dick, looks like a pencil

My dick, gets free lap-dances

Yo dick, can't find it's glasses

My dick, 24/7

Yo dick, turns off at 11

My dick, rich and famous

Yo dick, sad and aimless

[dokson6]

my dick too big to fit

yo dick smaller than her clit

[RuyaRuya0]

@dokson6

LAWL!

[PurpleZombieCake]

My dick, size of a mansion

Your Dick, Marlin Manson

[INHALE2thaCHIEF]

My dick makes yo mom kneel.

Yo dick looks like a dead eel.

My dick don't need viagra.

Yo dick can't get action.

My dick bust loads like molasses.

Yo dick gets pee on ya khakis.

[BrotherVBrother]

My dick, long and hard

Yo dick, burnt and charred

[lovespartan18]

My dick is bigger than yoos

Your dick aint got no fro

[SkyGuyII]

my dick is big like Shaquille O'Neal

yo dick looks like Bushwick Bill

[xAZAxSyndrom]

mickey fucking crack head look at his face!

[xAZAxSyndrom]

Whos dat DUDE with glasses ? i kno dat actor hes goooooood! Anyone know name D; ?

[justfine77777]

@xAZAxSyndrom Simon Rex

[xAZAxSyndrom]

@justfine77777 CooL!

[GuZProductions]

my dick wide and big

yo dick smells lika pig

my dick bigger than a tree

yo dick fuck men for free

[popoufo]

My dick fight on the front lines

Yo dick seeing some hard times

My dick quick like a snake

Yo dick probaly fake

[justfine77777]

Mickey used to be a male prostitute. He used to suck dick for a bag of "h". :)

[xAZAxSyndrom]

@justfine77777 totaly true!

[justfine77777]

@xAZAxSyndrom yikes huh?

[xAZAxSyndrom]

@justfine77777 what ? why O_O

[htam07]

fck so shitty the disbanded.. guess money is a motherfucker

[topgun11111111111112]

my dick smarter than obama your dick runs to your mama

my dick drops bombs on iraq your dick with bobby brown smoking crack

my dick f@@@ sarah palin your dick-------- woody allen

[TheTheeggmann]

@topgun11111111111112 you're one of those weird, gung-ho, mind-controlled military freaks aren't ya? Out fightin a fight that has nothing to do with you. You're out there fighting for a bunch of assholes with supeiority problems that think they need to pick on others or feel they need to have control of the world. I feel sorry for you for thinking you are doing the country a favor. You're like a mob goon...you do the dirty work.

[maxamillion132]

@TheTheeggmann damn dude calm down. u must have no life. ur comment didnt even make any sense

[MegaSlushy]

@topgun11111111111112 LOL awesome!

[manano2]

i like all of the hookers arounf them

[JoshuaLee434]

we got dicks like jesus... i love it

[just4tap]

My dick is wise and posseses technique

Your dick is emaciated , flimsy and weak.

[LeaveLushes]

The chick behind Mickey with the Black tank top and leaf green skirt is freaking hot and knows the lyrics. What a groupie...

[MsxShameless]

my bf used to sing this to my ex..

it was actually funny..

cause it was true.

[LeaveLushes]

@MsxShameless What part was true? Just Curious...

[jimminykriket]

That guy on the left? :(

[GrafPsychofarmaca]

I bet the dude on the left is gay....

Funny track nonetheless...

[zxcv4200]

@GrafPsychofarmaca fucking tard thats mickey avalon you make think hes gay but hes banged so many countless chicks

[GrafPsychofarmaca]

@zxcv4200 XD whos the retard believing a gay dude that he banged a thousand chicks? I bet he sucked a thousand dicks. That's why he is so desperately speaking about it (because I wouldn't call that rap) The track is kinda funny but obviously most people who listen to it are idiots. At least u are.

[justfine77777]

Roflmao! Andre Legacy came up with the hook......Yo, we need that mic. Tom........

[alitafa]

these guys were performing at prive in Vegas, they came to our table after and did some lines with us and drank, brought some hot ass chicks wit them.. sick guys and then dirt left with two girls lol

[GILLISLEGAL]

my dick Christopher Walkin

yo dick McCauley Calkin

[ayo4yayonigga]

my dick dont fit in the skinny jeans your dick looks like minnie me

[RuneScapeBlog]

See if this song gets your GF horny like mine. :D

[alitafa]

dude you gotta let your girl go!

[skeetersganng]

@commcrrt yess he was from sary move 3 lol

[kelly237197]

i love this song

[Twick007]

My dick, is up in that twat

Yo dick, is in a tube sock

[cmccort]

is that guy rapping in the white hoodie from scary movie three?

[connecttro]

yup

[spikeboy101]

yes lol

[nrh3191]

yah his stage name is dirt nasty..

[kelly237197]

yeah he is i think

[JoltYourLife]

Yup

[StinkyGreenBud]

Fucking whores everywhere. nice.

[ryanpattummalee]

Yup nice whores

[connecttro]

my dick know kung fu yo dick no cum shoot

[xPlantpoTx]

my dick, is bigger are u delirius,

Yo dick, needs 2 come bck when its serious

[snowey321]

MY dick went straight to DVD? well your dick only gets played with on the wii!

[Martegon]

My dick, can shoot across the room.. Yo dick, always shoots too soon.

My dick, it drags on the ground.. Yo dick, can't even be found.

My dick, so wide it won't fit.. Yo dick, is just a 4-inch clit

[slashno5]

You probably should not comment this shit, just to save yourself from humiliation!!

[210FOX]

wo wo i thought black people made this

[justfine77777]

Andre Legacy cam up with the hook......roflmao

[shotgun042]

did he ask dirt nasty how the song starts?

[manwithabitchpermit]

my dick what all the sexy chicks gettin

your dick got nocturnal emission

[AsianGamerBoy14]

Im american but i thought it was hilarous when i watchedthis for the fist time with my Fillipino friend.

Everybody knows asians have small twinkies

[burnmaker01]

did you suck on his small twinkie?

[drugthat]

I think they got off on the Twinkies.

[gravityhammer25]

Ma dick is BIG and black

Your dick is straight up wack

[savemyplaylist]

I have a 1-inch wonder!

[carve124]

MY DICK OUR YOURS HAH

[williamherbert]

My dick, get mo' honeypot than Pooh Bear

Yo dick.... thought it was a pube hair

[Chouse75]

My dick big az erection

yo dick in the kids section

[burnmaker01]

my dick is only for a chick

your dick is only for andy dick

[zZmekmekZzDrummerzZ]

HA!

[CrownTownSouth420]

it looks like them fools are afraid of pussy i mean you got all that ass fucking everywhere but there afraid to touch it and these niggas are singing about dicks.......... shit me i would have dropped the mic and started macin on some girlz grindin on pussy muthafuckas!

[metaZen]

My dick gets smoked like the chronic

Yo dick looks sick like bubonic

[fantsytwins]

My dick part the seas

Yo dick farts and quiefs

[PotatoeMonkey53]

My dick, juicy and thick

Yo dick, looks like a toothpick

[tjmags3]

My dick, bust rhymes like the Beasties

Yo dick, smell like feces

[hiphophoney92]

my dicks V.I.P

ur dickk needs I.D

[icewata00]

my dick goes deep like a submarine, yo dick can't be seen.

[ciarajean11]

lol

[wangangang]

my dick makes her squeel

yo dick she cant feel

[stanggunnerxr6t]

My dick is a mile high

Yo dick only fucks with pie

[stanggunnerxr6t]

My dick has it's own area code

Yo dick struggles to blow it's load

[theface26]

Lol, love it.. To bad MA DICK, gets all the girls in the bag, YO DICK is only appeals to a fag

[KingSprites12]

these guys look like potheads

[scottlan54321]

was this on a tour bus

[XXXbmansterXXX]

hey dnt be hating on p7811fx for his comment if any thing u should learn from it

for example maybe u sould all go home to ur moms house were i just was and ask her for money for classes u broke ass scanky hoes

suk it

[HannahHaywireeeee]

mmmm. hes sooo fineee.

[LiuCubanito]

Like Jesus 3:13 (spanish) liiiike whooo? lol

[p7811fx]

My dick makes all the girls gawk

Yo dick was made to mock

My dick wears da big bling

Yo dick was sucked by Larry King

My dick is in girls asses

Yo dick needs to take classes!

[HannahHaywireeeee]

asses? noo way!

[mistabigg007]

Mickey went hard on dis shit

[ISpillMyDrink]

It's hard to believe they're all white.

[mote65]

It doesn't matter if they're white :-P all it takes is a little ghetto :D

[xXGodSoljerXx]

My DicK iS Yemen YEA!!

[reggaeno5]

yea my dick

[doeboy3911]

funny as shit

[girlytomboy22]

I like dick

[L0oKB3HinDY0u000]

drunk much?

[mistabigg007]

thats the point lol

[forresteve]

my dick is the shizznitz/ yo dick dont hitz shitz

[RAWOLFE68]

ps fuc tom green dat pussy beyoch

[RAWOLFE68]

funny is i play this at the bar and all the bitches like it lol is it any wonder?  lol dhey luves the dic yo peace out

[retard5006]

they suck my "dick" :)

[chrisg21ent]

this song is hilarious and is a classic funny shit.I heard it late cuz i firs heard it on harold and kumor

[Zolle89]

:D:D:D diese hässlichen spastis und die ganzen weiber :D

die sidn doch uuultra dicht!

[akbill2]

like a bunch a 12 year olds

[notmyfault63]

the girls are hos

[MsCait1]

That just says it all, doesn't it? Every rap song, no matter what the lyrics, all comes down to a penis size contest.

[captainplanetwins]

hilarious

[lovanna000]

Simon rex is in this song??? lol

[OGh0st]

Dicks like JJJjzuz...lmfao

[FetidToecheese]

hilarious

[jose3509]

my dick big as the sea yo dick big as a pea

[hairyballz123]

fail haha lol jk

[Max9032]

hahahahaa