V for Vendetta: V Speech

[Noniv12]

Thank you Neil gaiman.

[vram2004]

it's like

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[Gellis2009]

we are legion

[TheFunnyman25]

"are you a cazy person?"----"they might say so." lol

[TheFunnyman25]

@TheFunnyman25 *crazy

[texdragon1996]

Carpe diem! For the cautious cannot concieve a more catastrophic cacophony of cries for the cold calculations of catatonic constructors of caitiff countries. If only these cries could be caught by courageous cavaliers seeking a continuation of concerns for the care of the common crowd. Then perhaps the coccineous color of this cadence could be construed as a kind of careening concept of a cassation of a carnifex and not a captious conclusion to a colorful conversation. You can call me conquest.

[sampanzer73]

words with friends jackpot

[MeKangaroosta]

i recited this along with the movie

my family all responds are u like a crazy person

LOL

[kimosfire]

@MeKangaroosta

i did it on stage at school

they was all like WOW

freak

are you like a crazy person ??

[MeKangaroosta]

@kimosfire some people do not understand the symbolism this movie represents and believe it is some illumintai representation yes it is about anarchy because of a facist government however the deep meaning of this movie has yet to be recognized after several years of its release

[DjTsakalos]

yeah,youre all geniuses.now shut up

[g0d11c3]

Give me 100 thumbs and I will use many words that start with v in my next essay.

[Dragyrn1456]

I love how half the comments on this are other alliterations about other things. I'm now waiting for one about the alliteration in some of the comments.

[kyde33]

Tralala! In view, a trolling trite troll dons the trademarked troll-face and this troller, is a transcendent transactor traiking, traduced but not so tranquil through the tracts of the internet transfering thoughts to thoughtless minds, this travelling trawl, transposed behind a traced image is both a figment of the imagination and a trencherman for humanity. (blah blah blah) So let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me "Troll".

[iliveinthetwilight]

Love his little laugh. (ha, unintentional alliteration)

[Potchama67]

Yesterday my school had a small fire break out and all my teacher could say was "remember, remember the 5th of november"

[Owwwwie]

Remember remember the 5th of november

[shimeonmorpheus]

natalie portman is hot

[darkhearts90]

she sells seashells by the seashore

[AnorexicNarwhal]

Vagina.

[KentMcN]

Contemplate that a creed of courtesy for the common canon could be counted cause for considerable approbation and conceivable collateral commission. The conundrum confounding the community could be countenancing the continuing of the congressional/corporatist cabal and their crony-capitalism, contrasted with causing a re-creation of capitalism committed to the community of consumers and cautious investors. Call me K.

[KentMcN]

Could we consider a question? Can or can't they calm the collected crowd in that Capital of Cash? Could the crowd conflicting the quasi-criminals in that community cause the corporate councils to cancel cash Christmas and continuing contributions to the fat cats? Consider corporate and congressional cronies cooking the calculations to collect more cash and concentrate more power to their centers.

[krazy3479]

He's like a talking Chuck Norris...

[spleasant85]

If that is what it means to be crazy then I'm gonna be an instant Shakespeare.

[adamblazer100]

How many of you like myself are watching this while wearing your V masks?....come on...be honest

[tj4234]

how the hell did he memorize this?

[AnimaniacFox]

@tj4234

Its on the inside of his mask

[Friggebodsmannen]

@tj4234 Not that difficult, done in an hour

[Shogunned0]

Wow... and i thought i was fluent in English.

[augment96]

I wonder how many takes he had to do to do this scene.

[DarlinDevilGirl]

I love that last line!

"Are you like a crazy person?"

"I'm sure they will say so"

Utter. Win. Whoever came up with that speech should get a medal.

[Jrex101]

Am I the only one who memorized this and said it in the middle of writing class when you're talking about alliteration?

[AnimaniacFox]

@Jrex101

Im half to you. We're not talking about alliteration but when we do... fk yes.

[RoadRageBill666]

BAM! TO BEHOLD,A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS.THIS BASTION,NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE...BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME

[aShLeYlUvSrOcK098]

@RoadRageBill666 YOU ARE AWESOME FOR POSTING THAT! XD

[comosapian007]

@RoadRageBill666 Good job my friend, with remembering rules one and two.

[grandsasuke21]

@comosapian007 rules one and two only apply to raids, newfag.

[comosapian007]

@grandsasuke21 Only newfags say newfags, newfag.

[grandsasuke21]

@comosapian007 only newfags call others out on calling someone out on being a newfag, newfag.

[comosapian007]

@grandsasuke21 only newfags argue about arguing about calling someone a newfag, newfag.

[sk8erpro10]

@RoadRageBill666 BEE

[ISubscribeToYou3]

@RoadRageBill666 BRILLIANT

[DarthLuke6]

@RoadRageBill666 /B/

[Ektherion00]

I'm going to need the screenplay...

[reaperman1982]

Took me about 30 min to memoriza

[FallShockGames]

might be doing this monologue for my drama exam :)

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

@FallShockGames Do it!

[MaizeRage48]

Alas! An astonishing amount of alliteration can always allow the addition of a memory to the already amazingly adaptive mind. Through the assembly of axioms sharing an association to the alphabet, one can ascertain an astounding amount of information. The brain will not abruptly abandon such an antique arsenal of ammunition. Assuming you are articulate enough to amass this armada of words, you can accomplish success in all your arguments. Until that age arrives… you can call me Al.

[TheEverfade]

@MaizeRage48 marry me

[The666dev666]

@MaizeRage48 i can you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me al

[Debbie321lopez]

@MaizeRage48 all my intertnets too you my dear friend!, and I got over 9000 of them..

[NeutroNova]

Someone needs to do that. Memorice it.

[JZPotter]

How. The hell. Did he remember all of that?

[haloCE6]

@JZPotter it's not that hard

[DannyFatSack]

@haloCE6 oh yes it is

[phongv]

31 VAGINAS dislike this

[20f6]

Scattered through out my university is V's little symbol, painted in red and placed about for no reason. But I smile every time I see them.

[mrlearn123]

Legend!

[TheDoctor2222]

Wish he didn't die in the end :(

[EmoGedicht]

@TheDoctor2222 i hate u now -.- xD

[TheDoctor2222]

@EmoGedicht Thank you xD

[TheInvisibleClarity]

Aha! To be astounded. An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This antiquated armada, no mere attack force, is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the collective affliction has not abruptly atrophied, another day of ardent internet arguments arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of internet anonymity, all annoying assertions may be announced with reckless abandon. After the anticipation... you may call me Anonymous.

[NinjaAngelify]

"Are you like, a crazey person?"

"I am quite sure they will say so"

*laughs* so good

[vVKaLaMETIVv]

V, the master of the letter V.

[FAME4FUN]

Unlockable achievments : Learn V's speech Learn Jokers Speech

[destructo2100]

@FAME4FUN Done both :D

[bondlah]

@FAME4FUN which speech by the joker are you referring to?

[MrAnalpfropfen]

SECRET BUTT FUN 

[tjagolf33]

Providing podium to persons primarily plundered of their pride in practically all other places is the pinnacle of patriotism, and is praiseworthy.

[tjagolf33]

@AziMeX

Preposterous! Progressive propagandists may prove proficient in promulgating pugnacity toward the populist press, but permit not their perfidious parlor-tricks to plague your personal perception. Perhaps, prior to persecuting political punditry on the public's predominantly-preferred network, they ought probe their own premises--for the populous is privy to the political persuasion paraded as news in the preponderance of the Palin-pummeling public press!

[tomasusan]

@tjagolf33 Palin deserves to be pummeled by the press.

[Digiscat]

99.5% of people didn't get a word he said. Thumbs up if you're the 0.5% thats INTJ and understood every word, and hate people that ask for thumbs up. Thumbs up please. Haters gonna hate. And as a bonus to get thumbs up I'll use a cheap tricks. THERES NO 1:01 !

[haloCE6]

he really likes words that start with V

[tionx12]

Are you like.... a crazy person?

[AvaNikol]

This was HELL to memorize, because these words aren't spelled like they're said.

[jessicaharkin]

@AvaNikol I just started learning it yesterday ^^

[mealexa06]

can someone tell me what he's saying..i mean i want his speech cause i don't really get all the words he's sayng..please!!!!!!

[AvaNikol]

@mealexa06 He is the last of free-willed people who has embraced Anarchy and is using his vast knowledge and flair for theatrics to bring down the facist government. He also has a personal grudge against those people, though we do not know why yet. He doubts he will survive it, but hopes that those who have been waiting for a chance to be themselves without fear will take up the mantle he will leave behind. Then he realized he has been going on a while and introduces himself as V.

[deathvally194]

@mealexa06 dude, look it up?

[mealexa06]

@deathvally194 i looked but that's not it...anyway i found it...tnx

[tjagolf33]

@mealexa06

"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi--now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!"

Out of characters gonna finish in another message

[tjagolf33]

@mealexa06

"The only verdict is vengeance... A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous!

*laughs*

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

[watchthis23ny]

"Are you like a crazy person?"

that line fucking made the scene, haha

[Idude893]

A very victorious verbal display, I must voice.

[vp21ct]

You just have to love how well this guy was able to emote with that mask on.

[TheJiggsCasey]

You cut off the tail end! ARGH!

[dunnzer5]

just learnt this.took me bout 30 for the first part before he does the v sign on the wall.another 10 for the rest of it.

[boyeatworld]

i think he likes alliteration not sure tho

[lolisoverused007]

He's so sexy!!! Haha I love this movie

[RobZillanator]

Try saying this if you're German

[limanaid]

I'm quite sure, they say so.

[FAME4FUN]

Damn i am trying so hard to learn this speech but man its almost impossible (almost)

[TheUksfdh]

@FAME4FUN Nah, it was quite easy for me and English is not even my mother language.

[FAME4FUN]

@TheUksfdh i gues i have to try more if i want to achieve my dream :) but still i am not going to give it up...

[TheUksfdh]

@FAME4FUN  Yep! Keep on trying.

[MistressMaggot666]

... I wonder how many takes it took to nail this scene.

[floooooooooooooooood]

This was either an amazing work of art that took days to make or someone just grabbed a dictionary and tried to use every V word they could find somewhere

[syrian1113]

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[shithappens954]

@VendettaSchulte  with the mask on ya but once he takes that thing off its a another story

[oma9]

In Denial you may be. Defused and Degraded you may feel. The Deformity of Delusion Defeats and Deflects the Doctrinal ideas you may have. As i Doctor you back, Deliberately you Divorce the Demising Demanded by Deletion. The Demeanor of the Departed Depicted here may Deprive you of the very Desire of Deserved Delivery Described. As it Devours the very thought of Devious motives that were Disturbed, Ditch and Dodge the Dogmatic Douchebaggery of your past and Devote yourself to the Docile way of D.

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

vacking hell

[mushyfaces]

Where do i get one of those masks,i wonder

[NightShade13Y]

B!!!!!!!!!!



[DjTsakalos]

ok guys we get it, you're as intelligent as V and you're able to make a similiar speech. Now shut the fuck up.

[criisnf]

Brilliant character.

Brilliant movie.



[lewisdrummerboy36]

I memorized this like a year after it came out. I don't know why, but it just stuck in my head. I recall it every once in a while, and always, to my shock and amazement, perfectly. It took me about 2hours to memorize it, but I first had to look up each word I didn't know. For the v's that was like 90% of them.

Nevertheless, the first time I heard this monologue, I told myself, "I got to memorize this!"

These are my favorite lines:

"Vicissitudes of fate"

"Venal and virulent vermin, van-gua

[Deanbass77]

So... are you like a crazy person?

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.



[Ektherion00]

@MikeyHNCC1701D Hold on while I get the dictionary.

[freddiezante08]

Appearance: an absolute abolition of attitude, advanced from animosity of an aggressive auspicious adult anticipating the advance of an agitated and audacious advocate of austerity. Attentively attracted by the ability to assert authoritative affliction, our auspicious approach towards this assertive applicant, has accidently attributed to an acute application of aboulia; an ambivalence and abolishment of asserting ability to ascertain his accurate appraisal of an abrasive ascension into anarchy

[Ceighk]

the graphic novel is so much better than this. I mean, the movie is a decent film in its own right, but it truly fails as an adaptation.

So read the book.

[JangusYoung150]

I bet this was a BITCH to memorize and say x.x

[ajpianoman1]

@JangusYoung150 Haha I am memorizing it for school It only took me about fifteen minutes.

[JangusYoung150]

@ajpianoman1 I mean for V himself xD

I would LOVE to see V pwn a man........... with VOCABULARY! xD

[T3hL0g1v4h]

I. Didn't. Get. A. Fucking. Thing.

[PMontanaro5]

Seriously, The only word missing in this whole speech was Vagina... :\

[FallopianFedora]

@PMontanaro5 And viagra.

[ShinichixShiho]

@PMontanaro5 dont forget viagra :P

[Azulong94]

most of the words he just blabberd I had no idea excisted XD

but byfar the best part of the movie

[nebhuskers923]

Natalie Portmans fuckin hot!!

[facecycle]

I think the only V word he didn't get in there was Vagina. Shame.

[AziMeX]

Friends! Funny how fanatics and fundamentalists feign faithfulness to foolish old fairy-tales! Our forefathers fantasised of a land free and fixed with fine foundations. For it is fraudsters, ferocious fraudulent figures financing the fiction that Fox News feeds us. Our future is fragile unless the free spirited form a fraternity and face with foresight the formidable fools and the frenzied freaks fucking our formerly fabulous fountains of free thought, Or we will fall, fatally to this façade!

[Glazipps177]

@AziMeX Fuck.

[Enriki810]

@AziMeX FUCKIN SMART!!!



[WalkerOfTheWastes]

@AziMeX You win the internet, sir.

[cwood4ever]

@AziMeX Youre an idiot stop blaming news stations for you inability to be a producer and not a user.

[AziMeX]

@cwood4ever

I'm sure you thought you were very clever when you wrote that comment. Oh well, better luck next time.

[mauzziegirl12]

@AziMeX jesus, you sound like a total asshole. you and cwood4ever. shut up! this speech is amazing, and those who have opinions otherwise can state such opinions. but if you break out into these fights it totally makes you both seem like complete pricks, when in real life i'm sure that you're not. at all! BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER YOURSELF.

[AziMeX]

@mauzziegirl12

Who are you, and who asked you for an opinion?

The irony is that you are talking about yourself in your little rant. You could have kept your opinions to yourself, but you just made you just embarrassed yourself.

Next time don't interrupt when grown ups are talking.

[haloCE6]

@AziMeX Testicles. That is all.

[mauzziegirl12]

@AziMeX don't try to get me into this. i hate fighting on youtube.

next time don't try to stand up for yourself when you're too much of a prick to save your image

[mauzziegirl12]

@AziMeX i'm Bulimic you fucker

[cursedswordsman]

@mauzziegirl12 Then STOP FUCKING PUKING

[roxieheart100]

beatrix kiddo vs. V

who would win?

[tyago04]

@roxieheart100 both fighting over bastards who fucked theyr lifes, they would be together, not killing each other.

But I belive kiddo would kill V.

[TiikerinKarva]

@roxieheart100 Who the fuck is Beatrix Kiddo?

[roxieheart100]

@TiikerinKarva it's ok. we forgive you. Beatrix Kiddo is uma thurman's character from quentin tarantino's KILL BILL.

[Gregster98]

voila! in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim & villain by the vicissitudes of fate. this visage no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. however, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivfied & has vowed 2 vanquish these venal & virulent vermin van-guarding vice & vouchsafing the violently vicious & voracious violation of volition. the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votve, not in vain,

[haloCE6]

EFG is one badass speech giver

[fruitsbasketissweet]

He really likes using words that begin with "V", doesn't he?

[yodaman7295]

@fruitsbasketissweet Well, he can't remember his name after the fire destroyed the "Hospital" he was at. He was in room number 5, also V in the Roman Numeral standings. Hence why he enjoys the letter "V". Hope it clears some things up for you.

[george77772moons]

Aha! To be Astounded, an army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of ambiguously adult antics. This antiquated armada, a mere attack force, is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the affliction has not abruptly atrophied, another day of ardent argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of anonymity all annoying assertions maybe be announced with reckless abandon. Apology? Do not forgive. Alas, I am all aflutter. After the anticipation... You may call me Anon.

[FAME4FUN]

where can i find this speech? i want to learn it to train my acting skills.thanks to all who will help me with it ... :)

[Ludovic500]

@FAME4FUN you can find it on imdb, here is the link

imdb.com/title/tt0434409/quote­s

[dartmf]

lmao.

i learnt this speech for school. ppl had no idea what i was saying XD

[fuzzb0y]

/b says bye.

[armos4eva1]

0:27 rage quit noob lmfao like a kid on xbox live...

[Ewing5150]

Thats DAMN good acting to memorize all that. 

[cecisota12]

Now memorize that whole speech, replacing every V with a W. it is the silliest thing ever.

[FlammaEterna]

Are you like a crazy person? lolololol

[FIMOE123]

27 americans dislike

[Shwarzmond]

@FIMOE123

Fuck you troll.

[sleepoverjesus]

Just about the worst thing I've ever seen.

[andy2183]

@sleepoverjesus CUNT

[Blah3156]

@sleepoverjesus are you like a crazy person?

[Kurushimi1729]

A most shameful vestige bedevils the vision for 27 most vicious voters veered adversely from the verdict to venerate this virtuous vocalization of veracity.

[les777pl]

@Kurushimi1729 English please.

[jordanliow]

That's a lot of V's.

[Dalxien]

@jordanliow That's a lot of fish.

[Plozen]

I wonder if Anonymous realizes that Guy Fawkes wanted to install a theological government.

[bestgamer2112]

hmm never seen this movie

[kiaritakarin]

@bestgamer2112 YOU MUST! xD

[deathsnake1992]

waay too many "V"s for my little brain to understand what hes saying -.-

[LibraHorse1]

Bam! Behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and breasts, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland and the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on! But I babble. Better to be brief. We are /b/

[kuribohspirit]

@LibraHorse1 those words i found about /b/, 4chan, are the words which introduced me to this amazing film. <3

[Katingaan]

@LibraHorse1 Amazing.

[calivaan45]

@LibraHorse1 lol this should definitely be like the highest rated comment.

@LibraHorse1

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