Shirley Q. Liquor - Who is my Baby Daddy?

[GINGERALER]

By this time, she probably shit out a few more babies: Penicillin, Lasagne, Vermicelli, Spinabiffida, Cloaca, Antifreeze, Listerine, Mozilla, and Walmartina.

[patastrophe]

OMG!! I love this song!!! And I LOVE Shirley Q!!

[whodatsed]

That would be orangejello and lemonjello.

[TheGmoney4980]

One of the greatest songs EVER!!! Cow Clux Clan! The Cowhead Show... #1 Afternoon Radio Show in Tampa Bay Fl. Go Cow!

[JeffEmbracedDC]

Wagina

[stepsolar]

Aloe Vera, Maybelline, Gingivitis, Brill Cream, Cruex, NyQuil, Gangster Q and Daffodil, Ron Bacardi, Captain Morgan, Democtorius and Delorian, Ganalotramin, Felicia, Clamidia, Champaign.

Who named these childrens and how many of em's is it?

Why dey always wanna come live wit me anyway?

Ask'em who day daddy is.

Look ova yonda der go:

[stepsolar]

Novascotia, Bubalicious, Couponita, Gonereha, Ice Bucket, Butuglia, Vicine and Margeretta, Percolator, Terminator, Velcro and Taekwondo, Verichella, Crhomasoma, Obsteetra and Shathieve

That's a ignurant one right there Shathieve. Who is these babies daddies. I wish I knew. I'd sho sue him for some child support hunny, shooot've



[devilchille]

@stepsolar You got close but the ignurant one is Shi'Thead. get it?

[yakuzelizard]

@stepsolar Not Shathive...Shithead....gotta pronounce the d at the end...Shithead. Get it?

[rot1221]

If it weren't true, the niggers wouldn't get so upset.

[facebookaddict829]

[1:08] dats da iggnent one rite der shaveesha. :]

[whatanightmare1]

I was at an amusement park a couple of years ago and a woman was yelling for her 2 girls "Propecia and Allegra"....it's no lie.

[rachaelracer]

icebucket!!! lol

[rowdymax1]

Velveeta, Genitalia, Buford and Lemongello..Gingivitis, Brylcreem...Chlamydia and Champagne...lmao rotfl

[hughlingard]

Catfeesh.

[whodatsed]

Shithead and lemonjello

[FreakenRican14]

Lamangelo .....

[hourigan23]

funny how only white gay men and their Toms find this funny ?

[IstvanN1961]

I actually met a girl named Climidia once a long time ago.  True.

[fredlburrows]

Coupontina lol

[jaylee90210]

@djstyle221989 Make "sense"

[Allenhagerty]

14 people have racial insecurities 

[leftgibson]

this might be the funniest bit EVER!

[dfin2012]

Buttuglia haha

[BrentMan870]

That's and ignorant one right there, Sha-theed.

[topbearman]

Kmartina!

[nvek69]

Why do they all wanna come and live me me anyway?

[kyle1081]

lawd i been dun had too many babehs honey

[showstopper798]

This is great!! LOL all them northern folks probably get offended though, they dot understand the blacks down south! Hahaha

[mrtundra45]

LOL niggerz be mad n sheet.

[vudugrrrrl]

LOVE IT.

[robocong7420]

@TheAfricanbabee

pretty much everyone hates blacks. blacks are usually dumb racist and useless

[Zithinia]

Shatheed is the ignorant one

[madsumaddox]

Why do people get offended when a white man flips the script??? If a black man makes a racial commit / or joke its ok. but when the script gets flipped people freak. Chile man... this guy is funny, and has been for years. Hey djstyle221989 thanks for sharing... enjoyed my friend...LOL (o: I LOVE Dave Chappelle too :op

[madsumaddox]

Why do people get offended when a white man flips the script??? If a black man makes a racial moment / or joke its ok. but when the script gets flipped people freak. Chile man... this guy is funny, and has been for years. Hey djstyle221989 thanks for sharing... enjoyed my friend...LOL (o:

[Moofeydarling]

@moemuzikk wow....you sound jealous!!!



[Whereismycarl23]

@EdwardHunterdon THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! HA HA HA HAA!!

[Smirker88]

@moemuzikk You gold teeth gold chain wearing fried chicken and biscuit eating monkey ape baboon, big thigh high jumping spear chucking three hundred and sixty degree basketball dunking pitsoon nigger.

[ThusSpakeDenise]

@moemuzikk No place on EARTH has a "Harvest Festival" in Winter. No where. So Krackza" does make sense, fo ' dem Negroz sho nuff. Hun-nee.

[renrenpink]

One of my friends worked welfare, the other deadbeat dad payments. I showed them this and they cried they laughed so hard.

[bluerockstar123]

awesomee.....

[54thfloor]

LMAO!



[krazykittymatt]

I NEED this on my iPod!!! lol

[mellowg7]

This is hilarious and a joke ! I love that its ok for black comedians to mock white people , hell we make them millionaires from it . And you didn't free your selves , so don't hate all white people ;) .

[kyle1081]

lawd i been done had too many babehs hunneh

[ilovebobthecat]

I do love you! I so love putting this on friends answering machines...,,I about piss myself each time. Love you Shirley Q

[HerbertReid]

this is why when the LBGT movement tries to align themselves with Martin Luther King and the civil rights movement ...

[Lpkv]

THEYRE ALL YOUR DADDIES YOU NASTY WHORE

[Fitnesschickdom]

OMG! I am so happy I saw this video! My (white) fiance showed it to me....oh Hell no! Lemonjello and ganalotramin and Shithead. Oh I needed this today. Thank you!

[jbjumpback]

Mrs Shirley ..I hopes you bes gettin' rich,

what bein the laff director for us black folks , and all.

[tallandtan]

The subject matter may be comedic, but the fact that this man is in blackface is just abhorrent and, yes, offensive. Honestly, in this day and age...

[Ah5ha]

@tallandtan Dont watch Tropic Thunder then...

[m17anda335828]

@mk48066 wow u are very ignorant to hate all of one group. And it's a shame because mlk and so many more people in history have tried so hard and died for equality I'm sad to say this but it seems we still got people in this world who can't get over them self and we have to much hate ! But anyways I think this was pretty funny lol

[retroexplosion1]

It's funny because this mirrors real life. We know 'they' name their chirren fucked up names, we know 'they' have more chirren than they can support (but each new head is an increase on their monthly gubba-ment benefits.

[MrsBabyDoll88]

@moemuzikk

What the hell. Go grow a brain.

[apsweat]

I can laugh at my fellow Black anytime, but this offensive. Even a White of mine was supremely offended by this. Not funny. This wouldn't be a problem if Blacks didn't have to fight this stereotype everyday.

[75bari]

@apsweat im black. and i kno shirley q is really a white man. im not offended at all. the way black comidians talk bad about white folks all the time. its just comedy. black ppl do name there kidz some krazy names. my dad is proof of one of those perents. yes i have some brothers n sisters with some names for your ass.

[lash0005]

@apsweat Dude, this shat is hilarious. . . a white of yours?? That made me laugh, seriously. BWAAAAHAHAHAH! Not one of my black friends is like that, that's why this isn't offensive, it's FUNNAY! Everyone has there own opinion though. So cheers.

[fredlburrows]

@apsweat

Its supposed to be offensive and funny. The two things aren't mutually exclusive. Some of the funniest comedians are extremely offensive, sometimes the jokes that are so wrong and offensive are extremely hilarious at the same time. The important thing is to just keep it in context and enjoy it for what it is, which is crude yet effective satire. This may not be your cup of tea though, and that is fine and I respect your opinion. I dig it though.

[BooKittyRadley]

this is too good. very creative. :-)

[PreVexT]

Who is these baby daddy? I wish I knew... I'd JOE sew him fo some child support <3

[hatelibs1]

You are a National Treasure....

[mybribs]

Hey guys, I made a quiz on Sporcle where you have to name all of Shirley Q.'s babies!! Go to Sporcle . c o m and search for "liquor," it's near the bottom of the page!

[mybribs]

Shoooz...

[warmgulfwind]

Nova Scotia!

[ilovebobthecat]

hahahah I play this on the way to work.....just last week I heard a black lady say to her daughter, " Shatheed! What ah said?!!!" I thought I'd piss myself.

[Jace9882]

Everybody on this earth needs to read the comments Switchfootfan2010 and take them to heart....please. We need to laugh at each other and ourselves.

[TigerRifle]

I don't know who the heck Shirley Q. Liquor is, but the skit is a direct rip off of famous old time African American comedian Moms Mabley. She was a classic and unfortunately for us all has been gone from this world for many years.

[xaniiu]

chlamydia champagne

[skewlboypin]

a white guy in blackface, yeah really funny

[Buttfungi1]

who is my baby daddy

[mk48066]

This video makes me hate white people. And I'm white.

[Katoolie]

@mk48066

You probably have had your guilt tripping, self hatred, for quite a while.

[hatelibs1]

@Katoolie you are one sick shithead

[mk48066]

I hate white people.

[kyle1081]

I'd sure sue 'em fo some child suppote honey.......haha

[gretschsounds]

sad but true..very very true..and for some reason they take pride in that shit....they call that "keepin it real"

[natashatarelia]

who is that is the background? >_> o_o

[emilyek1]

"Chlamydia Champagne"

fucking lol

[mrmetallica394]

my god this funny

[SncHD]

Me an my mom listened to these in the car to school scince I was little, to today. Good times haha.

Tell you're catfish mama I said how she doin'!

Bye honey!

[switchfootfan2010]

I find this funny and I'm black. Learn to laugh at yourself sometimes. Yeah there are some people out there that name their kids names like this and yeah it's funny. ITS NOT JUST BLACK PEOPLE. Ralph Fienne has children named Mercy, Titan, and Hero. Gweneth Paltrow has a child named Apple. Mia Farrow and Woody Allens kid is named Satchel. And Demi Moore has a kid named Rumer. All of these are WHITE people. So no one pull the race card. Learn to laugh and get over it.

[kmensah3]

@switchfootfan2010 U leave me speechless. With the history of BP in this country u say BP that dont like this are pulling the race card.

[hmargoles]

WTF was that?! I fuckin love it and almost fell over hearing all those fucked up names ;-) I love Shirley Q and wish she was my mama...Who den would be my daddy tho? I think John Witherspoon would do nicely...lol!

[hmargoles]

WTF was that?! I fuckin love it and almost fell over hearing all those fucked up names ;-) I love Shirley Q and wish she was my mama...Who den would be my daddy tho? I think John Witherspoon would do nicely...lol!

[BeholdTheReign]

Brilliant. The music is perfect!

[ituzzip]

wtf, this is not funny, this is racist

[Lbjdw333]

Cheaptoe limbo crackerjack oranjello kmartina salmanela velvita genetillia catfish leeroy cocopuffs and pluto penelope jackdaniels buford and lemonjello

allovera maybelline gingivitous braircream cruex niquil gangstaq and daffodil ronbacardi captainmorgan demartorious and delorian ganalotramin falicia clamidia champagne novascotia bubbalicious couponida ghonnoreah icebucket buttuglia visine and magarhita perkalator terminator velcro and tie kwon doe verachella chromasome absetria and shatheed

[NoSocialSkillz]

@Lbjdw333

"shatheed" is spelled "Shithead"

[kyle1081]

@Lbjdw333 Actually I think its Cheeto not Cheaptoe

[EdRich22]

@Lbjdw333 I'M GLAD YOU COULD SPELL ALL THAT LOL, I'M FROM LOUISIANA AND PROLLY COULDN'T SPEEL HALF OF IT

[MattS3NTM]

@Lbjdw333 You did a great job with that, but the first one cheeh-toh

[thedarthflagger]

@Lbjdw333 it's SHITHEAD HUNNNY LOL.

[DocHolliday1234]

@Lbjdw333 you spelled last one wrong it is spelled shithead but sounds how u wrote it :0

[krazykittymatt]

@Lbjdw333 The last one is suppose to be spelled Shithead lol

[stepsolar]

@Lbjdw333 Yay I just translated it too!

[ihatetrash2007]

yeah as long as you white faggots find this retarded shit funny we'll oppose you every step of the way....civil rights my black ass.

[djstyle221989]

Its funny, try laughing one day, its nice!

[TheKaddillacKid]

@djstyle221989 it is funny and cowhead plays it everytime he plays the game who is my babys daddy its funny as hell LOL

[Zithinia]

@TheKaddillacKid YES

[TheKaddillacKid]

@Zithinia haha

[NickB1967]

@ihatetrash2007: Sorry if the truth about the underclass hurts. You don't *have* to be ghetto, you know. It's the attitude.

[Acm1ptete]

@ihatetrash2007 but its funny and ok when dave chapelle dresses like a white guy in his skits and does basically, exactly the same shit SQL is doing and it gets aired on comedy central all the time...fuck you! stop being such a bigoted bastard, the racist here is U.....and i think dave chapelle's skits are hilarious and im white. and yeah try laughing one day, its nice

[Toxemia83]

@ihatetrash2007 lol TROLL ALERT,, TROLL ALERT,, STEP AWAY FROM THE SOAP BOX, STEP AWAY FROM THE SOAP BOX..

[mrtundra45]

@ihatetrash2007 newsflash EVERY RACE laughs @ niggerz.

[46killbot2]

@ihatetrash2007 You said "white faggots", "retarded", "my black ass", and then "civil rights" all in the same comment? What you should be opposing is your blatant fucking idiocy. Asshat.

[therealsammason]

@ihatetrash2007 you should write a novel about it

[Uzyal]

@ihatetrash2007 as long as the shoe fits you can keep identifying yourself with it.

[Sammikins88]

This is SO funny!!!! =P

[angnifor]

shithead!!!! sha-theed!! hahahaha

[fussellmuscle]

@angnifor Thanks for explaining