If I had a choice to be atheist, I would. But being in an all-catholic family, they get concerned that I won't go to heaven and I'll go out and mow people down on the streets with an M60. I don't believe in god, but I'm fine with the base morals the church has, or at least most of them. It's good not to fuck too much, but I'll still jerk off. I'll feel pride, but I won't hold it over people. I might want things, but not ALL the things. People can be good WITHOUT god.
Ok, to be fair... he DID have someone to hand it off to. It's in their book, seriously. But I do agree that people need to stop thinking they have a monopoly on truth and God, and be a lil more open minded about the fact that so many religions exist because different people have different spiritual needs. If there were one religion that could truely satisfy everyone... it would be the only one left by now.
Aww 2 u offended the jehovahs witness. Concern? I understand you are trying to spread your religion but look at it this way. He says, "what if I have my own beliefs" if you are going door to door shoving YOUR book in my face I am going to be offended. I am a spiritualist and I can tell you I have friend from millions of faiths and I can tell you asshole you jahovahs or hovaja witness or whatever. You are lucky it wasn't me whose door you knocked on at five in the morning!
If Jesus saw humans rolling a paper Masha cross around he would shake his head at them, and say that is not what I meant when I said take up your cross, and follow me. The ones falling over to get out of your house seeing gun parts in a box with you cleaning them have devils in them acting holy. The holy one is in you.
Heaven is already in you. I had a Jehovah witness back down the stairs off of a mobile home one step at a time saying yes to my questions contradicting their belief symptom about three to four times, and then he with a frighted look on his face went back to the car that was waiting for him, and I never saw them again. That's how you deal with them. That cross is another idol humans are using. A human does not behold Jesus looking at a cross.
To kiss, and see what we call pornography is a good thing made by God. The religions against it are also against God that made it not telling you they are against God, but their actions,and teachings say they are against God. Your Griffon self is the one who is the Christian seeing the falseness of those religions even as Jesus saw the falseness of the strutting praying where humans see them finger pointing accusing scribes,and paraphrases thinking they are doing a good thing, Jesus is in you.
While you make some interesting points here... there's only one way to "sell" anything... and that's exposure. Door to door can be annoying, but better than a loudspeaker outside of your house.
The only reason you know ANYTHING outside of yourself is because someone took the time to get that information to you in various ways (be it through school, books, tv, etc.).
And just like any institution... people can do it wrong. There's bad teachers, bad cops, bad athiests, & bad christians.
@trekidennis Really? I'm Irish, and Christian and I consider it stupid and morally wrong, to shove any belief system down someone else's throat. You really shouldn't spread stereotypes like that, it just brings you closer to the religous psycopaths you so despise.
I grew up as a catholic. I grew up believing in Jesus and shit. I fucking hate all these people whining forcing it down everyone's throats. Seriously it's fucking annoying. I don't want to go out to town and see people running around PRAISE THE LORD. It's fucking horrible, the fact the park next to where I live is full of them.
look up "trolls trolling trolls" it's these two guys, and they try and sell "neon bibles" just to see how many retards would buy it. the show itself is full of /b/ trolls too.
You know a much easier way to shut them up, just ask them this question, I tried it myself and I could barely contain my infinite laughter. One of these guys comes to my door and says
"hi, I am here to spread the word of the lord jesus to all-"
"if the only way to know god is through death what are you doing here?"
Dude just walked away, never heard from that church again
According to the Urban Dictionary, if you type "god" in the search bar, you get:
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
Fuck chrisianity more people have been killed over it and if they shuff there belifes down eveyone elts throught! when i was a kid my gradma took me to church (i just sleept or listened to my music) (as u can see im not cristian) well they were saing that you had 2 pay atleast 10% OF EVERYTHING YOU MAKE BEFOR TAXES wtf! they think im gonna pay that! it bullshit! 2 is my fucking god now! and we should plant a hammer upside there fucking skull if they say god hats fags or stuff like that! I love 2
I'm a Christian myself, but I'm not tell an Atheist about God. If he wants to go to church, he will. And I'm not gonna give advice to an Atheist and bring up God in the same vein. They won't register it at all. So I'm not gonna piss up either of those ropes.
Has anyone heard of the Judgement? It's pretty much a christian group trying to scare you, showing you what it would be like going HELL!! And it literally makes little kids pee their pants, there is actually a part during this event where they ask if you have a week heart so you don't have a HEART ATTACK, from being scared!!
It's a load of crap, just trying to CONVERT people to christianity.
Searching for religion rants to vent; because I've just finished talking to some religious nut.
There are few people as insulting as dedicated religious people.
Someone who thinks humanity is bacteria excrement on a dog turd; and that we should embed ourself as deep into the floor as possible for grovelling before their imaginary friend. We should all live in constant self loathing because we are horrible, evil, despicable creatures unworthy of anything.
You respect the true living God who is Jesus, and all that he did for us so that we might have life, and have it more abundantly. Your furry self has the fruits of the spirit. Galatians 5:22-23. KJV,
This is Artie the white arctic fox my name as a furry. The so called religions you are against are not Christian. My furry self knows all the lies that are out there, and knows the loving truth that those religions will not tell your furry self. The true Christians are the unassuming furries, gays zoosexuals, third gender, and the whoever the so called religions hate . My furry self can reveal to you the loving truth. Fruits of the spirit are in you, you are angry at Satan not God at all.
hm.. i have an idea but i might get banned from yahoo answers if i do it XD i was thinking about forwarding the link and all but... meh not such a good idea
You know what's really frightening? The twilight fangirls created their own religion called "Cullenism"...It sounds more like a sexualy transmitted disease to me.
No shit dude..I actually feel BAD for Robert Patterson because of his horrified look at some girls coming up, cutting themselves in front of him and asking him to drink their blood. XD
Man, you are one ANGRY fuck...AND I LIKE THAT!!!! Keep up the good/questionable/clearly blasphemous work, you sick (but right ONTHEMONEY) fucking freak!!! GO GRYPHON!!!
Omg yes if you try and say anything with this about religion to someone religious they'll start ranting on about how the devil must be launching an attack through me... im like no, wtf are you talking about
yea, but sometimes it is. for example, why do divorced people have to pay so much to the church just have the right to marry again (in the eyes of the church anyway) but yea it isnt always a scam... just in certain churches (like the 1 near me)
Just because you do not believe that Jesus Christ is Lord does not mean that all of his teachings are fake. Just because you have not been rescued by the Lord and accepted into your own life does not mean that he is not real. Those who come to your house and trying to help you become saved....because one day Jesus will return and all of those you are saved shall recieve his kingdom in Heaven and those who havent shall be cast into Hell...and yes I am talking about you...unless you get saved
But personally, I took time with the catholic church and with the baptists, after considering these opinions I know adhere to a different path. And I have a boyfriend.
So really most people coming to 'save' me don't give me a chance to talk between all the yelling.
I have contact with a great group of Christians... never once have they told me I'm wrong for my belief in reincarnation.
Besides, is a ever loving god going to pitch me into hell forever?
XD....wow this is exactly what i think...XD...i like scaring the people that come to my door....i always say..hld on..and put on a track of a dieing goat....then i open the door again with fake blood all over me XD
LOL! i need to try something like that too...maybe i should try playing that Pooland music from Conker's Bad Fur Day...i've seen no one ever rings the bell when i'm playing it out loud xP
If I had a choice to be atheist, I would. But being in an all-catholic family, they get concerned that I won't go to heaven and I'll go out and mow people down on the streets with an M60. I don't believe in god, but I'm fine with the base morals the church has, or at least most of them. It's good not to fuck too much, but I'll still jerk off. I'll feel pride, but I won't hold it over people. I might want things, but not ALL the things. People can be good WITHOUT god.
Finalcord 3 weeks ago
Ok, to be fair... he DID have someone to hand it off to. It's in their book, seriously. But I do agree that people need to stop thinking they have a monopoly on truth and God, and be a lil more open minded about the fact that so many religions exist because different people have different spiritual needs. If there were one religion that could truely satisfy everyone... it would be the only one left by now.
Hanamorichan 3 weeks ago
Aww 2 u offended the jehovahs witness. Concern? I understand you are trying to spread your religion but look at it this way. He says, "what if I have my own beliefs" if you are going door to door shoving YOUR book in my face I am going to be offended. I am a spiritualist and I can tell you I have friend from millions of faiths and I can tell you asshole you jahovahs or hovaja witness or whatever. You are lucky it wasn't me whose door you knocked on at five in the morning!
PrinceDrazarian 1 month ago
2 You are a BOSS! Its so rare to see actual COMMON SENSE these days.
ThePortableTornado 1 month ago
Jehovah's witnesses only go to people doors because they do it out of concern. I should know, I am a Jehovah's witness. Deal With it.
LycanSoldier225 1 month ago
Here in the UK we don't need guns because we've got real dogs not the rats that ride in purses all day with some bimbo called Paris Hilton!
0110Mikey 1 month ago
@undeadguy95 Amen to that....XD
MikovBlack 1 month ago
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In Sweden, no one gives a fuck about religion
Undeadguy95 2 months ago
Lets face it, religion still exists today because science has let to explain what happens after death.
thecommentmaster1 2 months ago
If Jesus saw humans rolling a paper Masha cross around he would shake his head at them, and say that is not what I meant when I said take up your cross, and follow me. The ones falling over to get out of your house seeing gun parts in a box with you cleaning them have devils in them acting holy. The holy one is in you.
kobidobidog 3 months ago
Heaven is already in you. I had a Jehovah witness back down the stairs off of a mobile home one step at a time saying yes to my questions contradicting their belief symptom about three to four times, and then he with a frighted look on his face went back to the car that was waiting for him, and I never saw them again. That's how you deal with them. That cross is another idol humans are using. A human does not behold Jesus looking at a cross.
kobidobidog 3 months ago
To kiss, and see what we call pornography is a good thing made by God. The religions against it are also against God that made it not telling you they are against God, but their actions,and teachings say they are against God. Your Griffon self is the one who is the Christian seeing the falseness of those religions even as Jesus saw the falseness of the strutting praying where humans see them finger pointing accusing scribes,and paraphrases thinking they are doing a good thing, Jesus is in you.
kobidobidog 3 months ago
Last time a jahova's witness came to my door i told him i already was one, he didn't believe me!
Mr3HUGS 5 months ago
While you make some interesting points here... there's only one way to "sell" anything... and that's exposure. Door to door can be annoying, but better than a loudspeaker outside of your house.
The only reason you know ANYTHING outside of yourself is because someone took the time to get that information to you in various ways (be it through school, books, tv, etc.).
And just like any institution... people can do it wrong. There's bad teachers, bad cops, bad athiests, & bad christians.
zentetsutakama 6 months ago
Guys, I've heard some words of the wise and I want to share it with you:
Religion is like a penis.
It's great to have and it's ok not to have one.
BUT don't go shoving it down other people's fucking throats.
And this is coming from a Christian.
KrnSilverWolf 7 months ago 20
@KrnSilverWolf Hell yes.
sepaco003 7 months ago
@KrnSilverWolf The analogy is an erection, not a penis.
You have every right to have one, but don't go showing it off in public and shoving it down your children's throats.
PyroDesu 5 months ago in playlist 2, The Ranting Gryphon
@PyroDesu Ohh. Well, thanks for the fix!
KrnSilverWolf 5 months ago
@KrnSilverWolf I love you xD
RaitheLiberty 5 months ago
well i say if u want to get deep in this whole relgion thing watch my videos and let me know what u think
lifeofamisfit 7 months ago
I agree
musclegray222384 7 months ago
@trekidennis Really? I'm Irish, and Christian and I consider it stupid and morally wrong, to shove any belief system down someone else's throat. You really shouldn't spread stereotypes like that, it just brings you closer to the religous psycopaths you so despise.
iplaywithgrenades 7 months ago
LMAO
I grew up as a catholic. I grew up believing in Jesus and shit. I fucking hate all these people whining forcing it down everyone's throats. Seriously it's fucking annoying. I don't want to go out to town and see people running around PRAISE THE LORD. It's fucking horrible, the fact the park next to where I live is full of them.
Securitron343 7 months ago
look up "trolls trolling trolls" it's these two guys, and they try and sell "neon bibles" just to see how many retards would buy it. the show itself is full of /b/ trolls too.
thehunt12021 7 months ago
honestly, If given the chance I would probably tear 2's head off and light it on fire!!!
supahfly55 8 months ago
there's nothing wrong with religion, there's just something wrong with the mormons that walk around and say," wanna be a fuckin mormon?!?!?"
Shokinowa 9 months ago 3
You know a much easier way to shut them up, just ask them this question, I tried it myself and I could barely contain my infinite laughter. One of these guys comes to my door and says
"hi, I am here to spread the word of the lord jesus to all-"
"if the only way to know god is through death what are you doing here?"
Dude just walked away, never heard from that church again
thatblargguy 9 months ago
WHEELS!
furmaster212 1 year ago
According to the Urban Dictionary, if you type "god" in the search bar, you get:
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
I lol'd there.
SonicWolvelina99 1 year ago 3
go 2, you fucking rock! i love all of your rants!
TheWolfManZ 1 year ago
Fuck chrisianity more people have been killed over it and if they shuff there belifes down eveyone elts throught! when i was a kid my gradma took me to church (i just sleept or listened to my music) (as u can see im not cristian) well they were saing that you had 2 pay atleast 10% OF EVERYTHING YOU MAKE BEFOR TAXES wtf! they think im gonna pay that! it bullshit! 2 is my fucking god now! and we should plant a hammer upside there fucking skull if they say god hats fags or stuff like that! I love 2
crawls317 1 year ago
KILL RELIGION! ITS A LIE!
jedidude04 1 year ago
I'm a Christian myself, but I'm not tell an Atheist about God. If he wants to go to church, he will. And I'm not gonna give advice to an Atheist and bring up God in the same vein. They won't register it at all. So I'm not gonna piss up either of those ropes.
3rdCalamity 1 year ago
preacher: " go and preach the bible to all living things"
me: raise hand "does that include rabbits"
church goers: " shut up Patrick"
my thoughts: it was a valid question .
ragmondead 1 year ago
@ragmondead Absolute win here. xDDD
SonicWolvelina99 1 year ago
Has anyone heard of the Judgement? It's pretty much a christian group trying to scare you, showing you what it would be like going HELL!! And it literally makes little kids pee their pants, there is actually a part during this event where they ask if you have a week heart so you don't have a HEART ATTACK, from being scared!!
It's a load of crap, just trying to CONVERT people to christianity.
LeftBehind671 1 year ago
I agree with this, I hate those establishments that try to sell themselves.
Thiefenz 1 year ago
ireland is the worst with its religion everyone is bashing on me beacause im not baptised who gives a crap god accepts me anyway screw you irish
trekidennis 1 year ago
Well hell, what if I WANT to send those religious fucks over to 2's house so they get shot?
KiwiBird145 1 year ago
i hate stupid dumb fucking religion it just fucks the world up!!!! like everyone fighting in iran and pacistan and places like that!!!! its BULLSHIT
MrKillablue 1 year ago
2 would be a god I could worship... O_o ... or not.
TheSonicGod 1 year ago
@TheSonicGod Fuck yeah I'd worship 2 as a god.
KiwiBird145 1 year ago
LOL!!
^_________________^
otakuyousei 1 year ago
Searching for religion rants to vent; because I've just finished talking to some religious nut.
There are few people as insulting as dedicated religious people.
Someone who thinks humanity is bacteria excrement on a dog turd; and that we should embed ourself as deep into the floor as possible for grovelling before their imaginary friend. We should all live in constant self loathing because we are horrible, evil, despicable creatures unworthy of anything.
Fun people...
AnnoyedDragon 1 year ago
You respect the true living God who is Jesus, and all that he did for us so that we might have life, and have it more abundantly. Your furry self has the fruits of the spirit. Galatians 5:22-23. KJV,
kobidobidog 1 year ago
This is Artie the white arctic fox my name as a furry. The so called religions you are against are not Christian. My furry self knows all the lies that are out there, and knows the loving truth that those religions will not tell your furry self. The true Christians are the unassuming furries, gays zoosexuals, third gender, and the whoever the so called religions hate . My furry self can reveal to you the loving truth. Fruits of the spirit are in you, you are angry at Satan not God at all.
kobidobidog 1 year ago
Kiss my entire ass LOL
PhazonIsAwesome 2 years ago 5
hm.. i have an idea but i might get banned from yahoo answers if i do it XD i was thinking about forwarding the link and all but... meh not such a good idea
Sasukelegend5 2 years ago
i fuckin love u! ur my idol!
xXxcreepingdethxXx 2 years ago 2
You know what's really frightening? The twilight fangirls created their own religion called "Cullenism"...It sounds more like a sexualy transmitted disease to me.
1Dudelove 2 years ago 37
@1Dudelove
No shit dude..I actually feel BAD for Robert Patterson because of his horrified look at some girls coming up, cutting themselves in front of him and asking him to drink their blood. XD
GalleryOfTerror 10 months ago
@1Dudelove yeah that sounds like a disease that you'd get from a pale flaccid vampire cock.
Darkmage1293 5 months ago
I hate it when people come door-to-door asking about religion. I just say, "I'm atheist, go away." Then I slam the door.
zingodoom 2 years ago
Man, you are one ANGRY fuck...AND I LIKE THAT!!!! Keep up the good/questionable/clearly blasphemous work, you sick (but right ONTHEMONEY) fucking freak!!! GO GRYPHON!!!
beaviselectron 2 years ago 19
I am just the humble reposter, all rants and anger are property of the all-mighty 2gryphon, links to his site available upon request
sepaco003 2 years ago
Fine. Consider this my "request" ... I want the link!!!
beaviselectron 2 years ago
I'm so glad i live in a country where no one really gives a shit about religeon any more.
Melanth89 2 years ago 8
Lucky you, where do you live?
sepaco003 2 years ago 13
North end of the UK
Melanth89 2 years ago
@Melanth89 we dont even have phone sellsmen do you?
im in norway
extrudatinoal 1 year ago
He really makes a good point , I hate how some people try to cram their beliefs down your throat.
captainkickass7 2 years ago
Omg yes if you try and say anything with this about religion to someone religious they'll start ranting on about how the devil must be launching an attack through me... im like no, wtf are you talking about
BrokenLegendFilms 2 years ago
gr8 rant I'm christian and I agree xD
ADZ4EVRE 2 years ago 8
^..^
The rant's not mine, I'm just re-posting with implied permission
sepaco003 2 years ago
check out the video response, i have a religion rant, please check it out, i would greatly appreciate
MarioPwnsSonic305 2 years ago
good vid XD.
mechaart 2 years ago
lol this is great
Lonewolf406 2 years ago
orginized religeon is a scam...especially christianity
darknachoman26 2 years ago 4
Eh, not really a scam so much as really misguided
sepaco003 2 years ago
yea, but sometimes it is. for example, why do divorced people have to pay so much to the church just have the right to marry again (in the eyes of the church anyway) but yea it isnt always a scam... just in certain churches (like the 1 near me)
darknachoman26 2 years ago 2
@darknachoman26 really?
modsJUTSU 1 year ago
Funny as hell!!!
Darlock2099 2 years ago
good vid.
mechaart 2 years ago
Just because you do not believe that Jesus Christ is Lord does not mean that all of his teachings are fake. Just because you have not been rescued by the Lord and accepted into your own life does not mean that he is not real. Those who come to your house and trying to help you become saved....because one day Jesus will return and all of those you are saved shall recieve his kingdom in Heaven and those who havent shall be cast into Hell...and yes I am talking about you...unless you get saved
lilyankeegirl2 2 years ago
Well, this isn't me first off this isn't me.
But personally, I took time with the catholic church and with the baptists, after considering these opinions I know adhere to a different path. And I have a boyfriend.
So really most people coming to 'save' me don't give me a chance to talk between all the yelling.
I have contact with a great group of Christians... never once have they told me I'm wrong for my belief in reincarnation.
Besides, is a ever loving god going to pitch me into hell forever?
sepaco003 2 years ago
hmmm.......hellcon anyone???
im going :P
ctdrunkenmonkey 2 years ago
I'm all over that ^..^
sepaco003 2 years ago
All of this is fuckin BULLSHIT
lilyankeegirl2 2 years ago
How so?
sepaco003 2 years ago
Oh, they came to my house and my mom got really mad (she's hindu) and told them the f off XD well not exactly but something like that.
vim92 3 years ago
LMAO!!! take that, Christians! XD
darktail67 2 years ago
whoa, what a rant
sonichyper12 3 years ago 2
XD....wow this is exactly what i think...XD...i like scaring the people that come to my door....i always say..hld on..and put on a track of a dieing goat....then i open the door again with fake blood all over me XD
furryone94 3 years ago
Awesome, I need to try that
sepaco003 3 years ago
LOL! i need to try something like that too...maybe i should try playing that Pooland music from Conker's Bad Fur Day...i've seen no one ever rings the bell when i'm playing it out loud xP
darktail67 2 years ago
haha this reminds me of gta 4 radio talkshows xD
zloppy300 3 years ago 2
You could just go and download it yourself. ranting-gryphon[dot]com.
Rants section
sepaco003 3 years ago
yeah GO 2 ^.=.^
prophetofreality 3 years ago 2
You said it sir :)
sepaco003 3 years ago