Captain Lou Albano PSA about Stealing

[Aeiutube]

I GET IT! Mario is subliminally telling Bowser that if he steals Peach one more time, he would f*ck him up.

[jzygorodimos]

Or i will jump on your f**king head

[jzygorodimos]

Or I wi

[supersmashbro596]

XDDDDD

well try telling that to wario. he just stole your castle.

[MAZZ0Murder]

What if I didn't know I was riding in a stolen car?!

[ronyorellana226]

RIP Ron Jeremy.

[930Studios]

@ronyorellana226 That was Capt. Loui Albino. Not Ron.

[ronyorellana226]

@930Studios I know. They look a like.

[Aeiutube]

@ronyorellana226 WTF? This is Lou Albano, not some porn star.

[ronyorellana226]

@Aeiutube I know it. You screwed it up.

[Ghaiyst]

I'll never steal maro's identity! 

[soraroxasdude2]

What if you didn't know it was stolen

[onemariobro]

Dear Sony you killed Mario (Albano)

[ikeick]

Damn, and i've been 'stealing' this internet access for years, oh well, i can't quit now I'm addicted and i can't say no to this electronic junkie drug I'm using, YAY youtube!!!

[SloganYams]

Dear Sony and Microsoft...

[Aeiutube]

MARIO SEZ

[510shredder]

so remember kiddies, no using Boos in mario kart!

[510shredder]

Lol all u do is steal in mario games :p

[aiboluver]

Lou: say no to stealing!

Robotnik: NO!

[sgttombw]

"Remember kids, dont steal...now heres another bootlegged youtube video"

[Excessivecontrast]

@megamanmaniac I was thinking about that just today- what if Lou Albano did the video game mario. I think it would be really fitting.

[mitchell337]

mario steals coins he finds in floating boxes on a daily basis

[vjm3]

Cause if you steal and do drugs, you're going to hell when you die! >:o

[knuclear2010]

I'm such a bastard. I've been stealing Power Stars and Red Coins for years.

[Elratauru]

Dont Steal! Do the Mario! 

[Chuloloc]

Awesome. Super words of wisdom from Mario. RIP, Captin Lou Albano.

[nicholascooney]

Ok Mario, I'll return the Koopa Troopa's Red Shell I stole. (Since it's not blue it can't wear it, so it has no value anyway)

[Crazylatinokid7]

If you steal you'll go to hell before you die XD

[bonghits420]

does watching this video count as stealing? I'm pretty sure "Wiinerd37" isn't the copyright holder

[xtremethomas]

That guy looks like he steals and sells stolen property

[GarlandFraser]

NOOOOOOOO! It's a stone Mario, you didn't make it!

[superretard64]

lol i hear Mario

[rikkiandsparkey]

kinda like sonic says?

[CptnMoosingle]

I'll never use a power up that I havent payed for, ever again.

[benjamin656564]

if you steal, lou will come and kick your ass

[MRLOL785]

Is kicking the shit of of the mofo who broke into my house and took $100+ out of my wallet okay?

[reaperman2010]

@MRLOL785 I'd say a big yes to that, but that's just me talking.

[darrellkaiser11285]

I've got one of these, except he talks about strangers.

[EvilLordCanas]

His life has been stolen by fate.

[torngentleman2]

I miss him :'(

[evenmorebetter]

Is Mario lecturing about SNES face button layouts, shoulder buttons, analog sticks, and motion controls?

[Wiinerd37]

@evenmorebetter

lol thats a good one

[Robfire10]

@evenmorebetter Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you saying those were stolen?

What did them first?

[evenmorebetter]

@Robfire10 Yes, respectively SNES, SNES, N64 (I think as I recall, Sega may have come out with their analog Nights Saturn pad before the N64 was released, but Nintendo announced the analog stick on their pad first), and (for a console) the Wii.

TLDR: Sony likes to borrow ideas.

[MDS13MDS]

That's right Lou my nigga FUCK STEALING!!!

[supermario897]

cool rip captain lou