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  • At first, i thought that she was eating sponge cake

  • Very strange man, I remember watching him on another program, he calls real women, organic women and the dolls reall women o_O

  • You know they dont do shit right?

  • Her face and voice reminds me of Ellie from Degrassi

  • is this legit? that couch cushion girl is fucked???

  • I feel so bad for the cushin girl. She wants to die, it hurts to hear. What can you do?

  • The doll guy... a litle odd, but not really scary.

  • I have that addiction to noise while I sleep so I have a space heater which hums at night and a tower fan that does the same in the summer. Anyone with a blowdryer condition could try this I think...just don't point the towers directly on your body lol

  • Alone level. 10000.... lvl

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  • he told play time to a new level...

  • Weird Ness!  OMG!!!!

  • Why would you even make a username like that!? Thats just wrong.

  • @JUSTINBIEBERLOV89996 Says JUSTINBIEBERLOV... omg. Hahahaha.

  • clicked on the video because of the channel name

  • Tanning girl looks soooo much better now that she stopped.

  • Like if you did not watch the whole video

  • 6:57 "Lori, nurrrrrrrrrr!!! Why u smash me?! I keep u warm! I try not burn carpets anymor, promiss! Lori, nooo! NurrrrrrRRRrrrrrr..."

  • Wow, I used to play tea party with my dolls when I was 5 lol

  • to each his own i guess but man this guy is a fuckin nerd lmao

  • @OneEyedJack1970 but thats diff lots of people fall asleep by small or portable heaters

  • forever alone.

    

  • the girl addicted to tanning is such a dumb blonde..

  • Lori is super Hot I love her hair :)

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  • this is fucked up

  • Lori's a heat joneser. I know how that goes. I've never slept with a hair-dryer in the bed, but I've fallen asleep on the floor beside a space heater more than once.

  • cushion, rolled in dirt, covered in lotion....what..i dont even,,,,,wtf is wrong with her

  • Samantha = guidette

  • Why the fuck isn't she wearing goggles in the tanning bed?

  • @TiphanieTetris she doesnt want the reversed panda XD

  • Da fuck?

  • Damn, this is more disturbing than sleeping with the doll

  • Damn Adele eatin cushions...thats a horrible way to die

  • Samantha's going to die at 28 from super cancer.

  • What a freak. 

  • forever alone

  • So glad a lot of these people changed. Really hope the last woman finally gets the help she needs to stop her compulsion to eat cushions.

  • just spray tan!!! its way better.....i think...... i dont really know..but it sounds better!

  • Buy a damn heater

  • all is good in the hood

  • Now we found forever alone

  • im offended by this lol, how rudeee to make us into dolls whatever

  • Play silent hill music over this...

  • this guy is so scary

  • Fuck this guys username

  • All I can say is that even if I had one of those, i'd still always be wrong.

  • why can't she just buy a heater??????

  • WHAT THE FAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Aww poor blow dryer): they murdered it and laughed at it !

  • Lol, the black guy is Forever alone

  • Aw man I just came from featured videos, to that really wierd part of youtube, now im in the I have no idea part..

  • The first guy is FOREVER ALONE!!!

  • this is an excuse to by yourself stuff

  • @rosalie10066 Wow threatening violence on a person... I'm sure your "god" would be pleased by that...smh

  • i bet she poops matterses

  • What happened to the guy that had the mannequins

  • tanning girl looks better blondee

  • Totally

  • the tanning chick should watch final destination 3 

  • your username is true

  • the man is forever alone.

  • awwww he lonely....

  • She should buy a heater duhhh!

  • Forever alone .... no offence but i think he need to go out a little more

  • Like her, I too started eating my bra :) Jokes

  • WTF!!!!!

  • back in 17th centy this was way: Guðríður was the wife of a fisherman and a mother. After her abduction, she was sold by the pirates as a  concubine in Algeria.

  • samantha has a facebook. LOL.

  • Satian forever:)

  • and this guy with the dolls needs a girlfriend.. hes like 'forever alone'...

  • theres many users in youtube with disturbing username..

    ow im one of them.. FUCK YEAH!!

  • with the chick who's constantly eating the cushion; I wonder what comes out of her ass later on.. $:

  • Here's a question.

    She sleeps with a blow dryer, and yet still uses sheets and quilts?

    Isn't she warm enough?

  • these people need counselling 

  • you name on youtube is HORRIBLE :O Jesus is not smiling at you!

  • I was gonna subscribe to you, but I saw your YouTube name.

  • uh the mum looks younger than her daughter.

  • That bitch could blow me all night instead as a healthy alternative.

  • why is everyone mad at the guy's name? jesus, my gardener, is a fucker. He never cuts my trees properly and overpays me too much

  • @jkbpttrsn yeah well shes talkings about the jeasus up stairs

  • @jkbpttrsn lol

  • me: does she even have any friends

    cushion lady: i do, all of the seasons!

  • Lol, I love how everyone is getting mad at his name. I mean, I don't like it very much either, but you're just feeding the troll, and that's exactly what he wants.

  • @rosalie10066

    um that's not very christian of you. :(

  • @xAllisOnex i dont like people talking about my lord like that

  • @rosalie10066 ...Um, isn't the fact not to hurt people in the Bible?

  • @rosalie10066 damn you'll hurt someone?

    way to be christ-like!

  • @rosalie10066 how very christian of you/or nice troll comment.

  • @rosalie10066 agreed, bahahah! peace.

  • @rosalie10066 u mad

  • @rosalie10066 he isnt talking about God retard, he said Jesus

  • @rosalie10066 thats so christian of you

  • @rosalie10066 My amusement at your stupidity is equalled out by my rage at your ignorance.

  • THE CUSHION EATER!!??!! WTF!!!

  • The couch eater needs them weird couches with the down feather pillows. (I've actually seen them.)

  • what if at 0:43 the dolls came to life, and he didn't notice

  • @Tampadubwarriors And now I'm scared.

  • Samantha looks so much more beautiful without her tan and blonde hair and that godawful black "cat" eyeliner. She's gorgeous now.

  • Those couch cushions must taste like 10 year old sweat and farts. Eww

  • The first person obviously has a thing for Sophie Ellis-Bextor

  • Adele, eat some sponge cake with chocolate syrup and pink icing!! Nom -3 so much yummier and better for you :D

  • no no

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  • the tanning bed reminds me of final destination 3

  • @MsSweetgirl247 YEAH

  • Hey. If this guy is happy, then let him be.

  • Nice name JesusIsAF.cker LOL

    The last girl in the video shocked me the most -Damn!!

    Ive a ''addiction'' to - im Tattoo.Addict ^^ :D - lol

  • so gross when the camara is in her mouth

  • Woah, these people are fucked.

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  • That young girl is probly gonna have a high chance of getting skin cancer

  • @Stormreign101 'probly' ?? no - she WILL get it :)

  • wierdo

    

  • 0:55 DERRRRR!!!!

  • im gonna have sex with your username i love it so much!!!!!!

  • The woman needs a lifetime supply of spongecake.

  • who in the fuck eats a couch omfg why why do you even start eating fuckin' couches

  • Blondes...

  • lol i think his username is harmless

  • @RICORECONREDO I think its funny

  • @RICORECONREDO Wow. What a tough guy you are. He isn't a "fucker", you are much more closer to the definition of "fucker" than him, so you're just insulting yourself.

  • @spirit4belief Tougher then you...go listen to some gay ass emo pop

  • about the dumb ass blond tanning chick, duh...i hope you like cancer,cause their is no fix for that.

  • at least they,re good looking and they don't bitch about stupid stuff.

  • the woman who eats toilet paper seems like such a nice, funny person !

  • your user name is fucking hilarious, dude.

  • i lol'd so hard at this dudes username

  • Really.. the username? Does it make you feel powerful? Because all it does is make you look like a prick.

  • @spirit4belief Yes really Jesus Is a fucker wat you gonna do christian boy

  • im sorry......... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSDF'LKAJSDF;­LKAJWEG;LKAJDWG;LKAJWEG;LKWEJF­;LASJKDG;LAKWEJG;ALKJGE;ALSKJD­;ALWKEJGTALGFROFL

  • oh lol he got more? i remember him from guys and dolls...that hbo doccumentary

  • i hate your user name! idiot!!!!!!

  • @imasmartjollyrancher i hate your user name! faggot!!!!

  • forever alone?

  • Your username is fucking stupid.

  • @abigaillane94 religion is fucking stupid.

  • @4345544345 I'll pray for you :)

  • so whats his addiction

  • same i hate ur youtube name

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  • i don't like your name on Youtube the person who puts these videos on Youtube

  • @Dutchman1847 Samee here.

  • @Dutchman1847 OMG! i just noticed that and thats horrible im crying!

    D;

  • @Dutchman1847 I love the name

  • @genocideoffsprng WELL I LOVE YOR MOM!!!

  • @Dutchman1847 I agree.

  • @Dutchman1847 thank you

  • @Dutchman1847 thank you

  • @Vessoland  Please respond, ONCE, thank you ^_^

  • what. the. fuck. I don't even want to know....

  • (insert forever alone jokes here)

  • Samantha is awesome now ^_^

  • lol xD

  • Watching Davecat at lunch with his dolls, the Mad Tea Party comes to mind...

  • Sad.

  • The sad thing about the tanning is that the damage, on a cellular level, is probably already done and irreversible. But hopefully, her young age helps her body recover faster - and she doesn't end up with skin cancer.

  • dont you go o rehab for cushion eating? x

  • This man is just nuts.

  • Anyone notice that it never showed a spouse or a boyfriend or girlfriend of any of these people? The tanning girl even admitted that she blamed her addiction off of a bad past relationship. It almost SUCKS how quirky the human mind goes when there isn't a real relationship with someone. It proves that a lot of us are just NOT meant to exist alone. Otherwise, the most bizarre of things take hold. The brain is a crazy and complicated thing.

  • your user name is just wrong

  • i addiction with my fan. lol i have to have it when im sleep. lol

  • @AngelXoXBabyDollFace me too! haha i cant sleep without the sound of a fan, its because when i was a baby my mom did the laundry whenever i was put to bed, so i just got used to the noise

  • @Shkimpins same with me by older brother and my younger bro and my dad and all my dads side of the family and me all sleep with a fan but io dont think its a probalem at all

  • @AngelXoXBabyDollFace Same here! xD

  • is like playing house! =3  is fun.. lol

  • her: i was embarrassed i showed the world i only ate cushions..so..i started adding pink lotion and eating bras 2 show the world.....hmmm...that makes sense...lol

  • and i thought the lady that ate toilet paper was weird..lol

  • lol...i have been blow dryer free 4 months.....wtf..lol

  • Adele has beautiful hair!!!! :-0

  • My Auntie had the same addiction, it was rather revolting.

  • @lolUmadbroification which one?

  • i wonder if some of these people end up on 1000 ways to die

  • Dfkm. she replaced her hair dryer with her boyfriend.