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haha funny
TheEvadediva 11 months ago
You can't speak 'Chinese' You can only speak 'Mandarin'
MrBrandon7810 1 year ago
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smpko74 1 year ago
I HAVE A SANTA TEDDY JUST LIKE THAT XD
SasukeAddict1997 1 year ago
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speek englis so we under stand what you ARE SAYING!!!!!!
bootscarlson56 1 year ago
名副其實的annoying orange
聖誕老人變成沙池老人
Haaaaasaaaaahaaaaaaaaa
XD
rachelkee1997 1 year ago
chung chi do dong long cream of sum yung guy to cun chew hoo flung dung poo poo platter fo to.
juniorloz 1 year ago
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hairypotter1234 1 year ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDlololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheChuchu44 1 year ago
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海綿寶寶也有的梗
幽閉恐懼症=恐懼聖誕老人症
好笑!!
p2002147 1 year ago
海綿寶寶也有的梗
幽閉恐懼症=恐懼聖誕老人症
好笑!!
p2002147 1 year ago
啦啦啦啦
tina890115 1 year ago
"Legenda massa" Brasil que manda xD
leizeg01 1 year ago
hi sandclos
FliiSpacer22 1 year ago
hahahahahhaha
MsRomantic123 1 year ago
Huh can u speak english?
pinkcatstar123 1 year ago
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fitty8088 1 year ago
翻译成生蛋老人是否更好。
justalivehan 1 year ago
stupid shit voice
kennyboyke 1 year ago
Claustrophobia啊!!!幽闭恐惧症!!!
josephinewu870303 1 year ago
I thought it was quite well-translated given the context, mate. Don't worry, it's still well done enough. =p
Pasonia 1 year ago
版主藉轉貼 我想分享給我的朋友:D 如有觸犯 請告知
aooythk3860 1 year ago
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jackisa2 1 year ago
In the description, it's "a gallon of gas", not "a galen of gas". ^_^
tfhkyoshi 1 year ago
@tfhkyoshi
收到!!已修正^^
jackmyherotube 1 year ago
speak happy jackmyhetotube
dafyddp123 1 year ago
what the hell how do i speack chinese
dafyddp123 1 year ago
@dafyddp123
when you spell "speak" right, i'll teach you how to speak chinese. ;)
jackmyherotube 1 year ago
@jackmyherotube speak
dafyddp123 1 year ago
@dafyddp123
"Speak" pronounce in chinese is "shou". Try hard and you'll be pro! :)
jackmyherotube 1 year ago
its actually pronounced shuo but ok
juicehalo 1 year ago
@jackmyherotube i tot its shuo ?
yonghui1996 11 months ago
很喜歡但好吵喔
sts0956675007 1 year ago
0.0
連聖誕老人都火了
Hinako0815 1 year ago
最後一句很賤耶= = 不管怎樣他就是蘋果就是了= =
LAVENDER4527 1 year ago
.....
hank272 1 year ago
Stupid...but funny!
ourwalk2remember 1 year ago
怒氣值120%,攻擊力100000~.~
wency1234 1 year ago 4
沒差,文義可以理解就好,更重要ㄉ是他ㄉ故事
seanho831230 1 year ago
好正!!笑死!!
sug123123 1 year ago
哇~~翻的真好啊~~
xu3vup5566 1 year ago
hey,jack!你國考怎麼樣啊?
11jeffersonzhi 1 year ago
I think should badly smells instead of batman smells?
franzizfran 1 year ago
他第一次說 叮叮噹 那一句 很好笑ˇˇ 翻的超好啊 ~~ 感謝你 推出來
564bmerty 1 year ago 8
sandly lol
joellpc 1 year ago
sandy not sandly
shittyfuck 1 year ago
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哈哈
this orange is suck!
amyj32031 1 year ago
funny
Popkinator 1 year ago 3
翻得真好啊~謝謝你 ^^
regina0719 1 year ago 16
You know, I can't help but admire the Chinese for being able to read all that so quickly. Is that even simplified Mandarin, or traditional?
No wonder they're taking over... :)
Treetop64 1 year ago
@Treetop64 Traditional, of course. ^^
icemakerqueen 1 year ago
@Treetop64 it's not a big deal at all, believe me :)
FDTheBlackPestilence 1 year ago
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make him smart
AhaProductions808 1 year ago
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那個註解二,我怎麼覺得是在說"猶太人"的英文?? (聽起來也是juice) 因為猶太人不相信聖誕老人 至於跟gas的關係我也不太清楚就是了
maxlovesvivan 1 year ago
聖誕老人 VS 柳丁
zpxup6 1 year ago
that's one annoying orange
Sai64 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAR CHINESE!
getitben 1 year ago 4
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沒字幕............
vcarter0987 2 years ago
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字幕勒?(淚奔
qq25560741 2 years ago
not batman smell !
不是蝙蝠侠臭臭
imthegodhand 2 years ago
All your base are belong to us
Obiwan198 2 years ago 3
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我沒注意到這集要開字幕
Underdog3210 2 years ago
死柳丁!!==
irene714002 2 years ago 2
wdf?
sofnsable 2 years ago
我沒注意到這集要開字幕
ilikegravy22 2 years ago
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是在笑3小...
hlsu3a82k7 2 years ago
oh 我沒注意到這集要開字幕 ...
zx1986 2 years ago
最新的一集的 wazzup,我覺得可以翻成:
瞎~~夥~~~~~??
哈哈,怎麼樣?
zx1986 2 years ago
字幕有注音文,
感覺不是很好
770187 2 years ago
好像有第六集啦~期待翻譯版本~~
crea0520 2 years ago
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SuperPepperdine 2 years ago
sandy 有沙子的意思,所以他在前面才套老公公說要不要去海灘。
zx1986 2 years ago 5
原來如此!
SuperPepperdine 2 years ago
我覺得最後一句, 應該是you aren't apple, 譯者覺得呢?
az855236 2 years ago
@az855236 You are an apple.
iamrain15 2 years ago
1:42 but calling "you suck" this year.
tuyhl 2 years ago
coal in your socks 才合理, 況且聖誕老人不會說粗話吧...
alannova 2 years ago
有道理...
tuyhl 2 years ago
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xpkman 2 years ago
再第五集.....他被他最強大的敵人 自己給打敗了...
tkps10215 2 years ago
看完了4集,不只覺得柳丁很討人厭,
而且和他在一起的水果都沒有好下場....= =
rita0822 2 years ago 3
ah you guys are japanese here right ? can anyone tell me a good anime ? ;o something that looks like idk ... death note ooorrrr code geass ? ;p
TheDimsh 2 years ago
I think we are Taiwanese...
But I like Naruto & One piece two japanese anime.
nickinx 2 years ago 2
@TheDimsh
Try Trigun.
TrialzGTAS 2 years ago
sorry.we're Taiwanese...
tuyhl 2 years ago 3
shun huang ton kuang.... yeah thats right chinesse boy!!! :D
andresote182 2 years ago
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看不到字幕用聽的ㄚ= =
他的對話不會很深
s51911223 2 years ago
在右下角的三角形, 有一個turn on caption的按鈕
按下便有字幕了!
ochk88 2 years ago 4
第五集咧~快快出吧~想看
yumluonu1 2 years ago
恩....我也沒看到字幕耶
kaze1217 2 years ago
第5集出了 大大快翻吧
我好期待喔~
MrTaiwanman 2 years ago
字幕在右下角的三角形裡面
有些人不會用,作者可以敎一下: )
southernseal 2 years ago 4
可以補一下字幕嗎
影片下載下來看不到字幕= =
有找到別人做的
但畫質沒這好...
可以麻煩一下嗎
mail71117 2 years ago
Claustrophobia 幽閉恐懼症
positMIT 2 years ago 3
我要字幕啦!!!!!!!!!
yuzee80831 2 years ago
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明明最後面有~在畫面跳到結尾的地方
你自己沒聽到~不代表翻譯的人弄錯
說的好像你英文很好一樣
Sayd20 2 years ago
@Sayd20
Oh..ok~ i apologize at here~ sorry about that :]
tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
@Sayd20
but Sayd20~you said like ur English is very good huh?but i don't think so :]~
tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
@Sayd20
if your English very good why don't you made exhortation to me with English huh? so~you are not qualified to say that I am ^^~
tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
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tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
1:12 的地方XD
tentenbooom 2 years ago
1:13 的地方 柳丁說"我真幽默"
斯淚米~ 請問大大怎麼拼~~~~
tentenbooom 2 years ago 2
據某位強者大大回應是I slay me,意指我真是(搞笑到幾乎)殺死我了,可惜我找不到是哪位大大說的了,強者啊!!!
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
覺得他有點像蠟筆小新大人板
lich999 2 years ago
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lich999 2 years ago
誰要吃嘎!?
Sola5019 2 years ago
我一直在期待那棵柳丁被吃掉呀= =+
Tacorn127 2 years ago 26
不行呢...吃掉可再看不到其他水果的下場囉...
alannova 2 years ago
吵死了那顆柳丁-.-
YaBABY84824 2 years ago 8
內建字幕不是在影幕右下面選項
LuoNei 2 years ago
疑 我看不到任何字幕耶 好奇怪
raielfin 2 years ago
柳丁放了四集,怎還沒壞啊?
版主翻譯很強,充滿想像力呢!
純粹欣賞,杜絕批評
a263020 2 years ago 5
the moderator translator pro?
stop kidding me dude :]...
tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
it's gallon, not galen
Jameschiuc 2 years ago 2
其實你可以翻成"生蛋"老人
chuofmilk 2 years ago
@chuofmilk
這樣和去海邊就沒關係了呢不是嗎^^翻成沙地老人比較符合上下文咩XD
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
為什麼這家人不把這顆柳丁吃掉....
aplear 2 years ago 8
唱歌第一句我腹筋就崩壞了
BMStoWorld 2 years ago 2
也許幽閉恐懼症是在嘲諷聖誕老人是個胖子
胖子靠太近空間相對縮小
tuhsinsheng 2 years ago 2
hey ~hey apple XD
iamsmalltube 2 years ago
可否勞煩大大內建字幕呀??唉英文太爛的說~前三集大大都翻得超好笑低
mapleyezzz 2 years ago
@mapleyezzz
等我期末考考完再來弄啦XD謝謝你的捧場喔~~
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
該死
我以後買橘子都會再多想想
impossible211 2 years ago 8
希望能有內嵌字幕版本阿~這樣就可以放到手機上看摟ccc
kevin80054 2 years ago
claustrophobia的笑點的確不好翻。也可翻成:
「生蛋老人,你能不能離我遠一點?」
「為啥!」
「我怕得雞瘟哪!」
好笑難笑?
marvintaipei 2 years ago 2
@marvintaipei
哈哈哈,也不錯啦,你也滿有想法的呀^^
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
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tH3cHo5eN1 2 years ago
聖誕老人是說,"你今年的襪子裡會除了煤炭啥都沒有"
smm123654 2 years ago
@smm123654
你太強大了!直接用您的翻譯希望您不會介意喔^^
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
可以啊,感謝你的採用^^
smm123654 2 years ago
翻譯真的很強!
arbor118 2 years ago 2
好搞笑
p7463394 2 years ago
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busterbat1982 2 years ago
選最右下角的鈕 可以選字幕
yihsunliao 2 years ago
沒有字幕阿
hot751201 2 years ago
想知道他說調皮的英文是什麼耶
pcsannie 2 years ago
@pcsannie
That was very naughty.
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
naughty
頑皮的,淘氣的;撒野的
You ought to be stricter with him. He's very naughty.
你該對他更嚴格一些。他很調皮。
sebastian0825 2 years ago 2
這集沒獵奇啊
Foulex 2 years ago 2
怎麼讓我想到Charlie..=.=
ccctheworld 2 years ago 3
我也是 ~~~
他第一集猛叫蘋果時,我就想到查理
被另外兩隻獨角獸猛叫名字的情形
hit1205 2 years ago 5
還是看不到啊 字幕 沒有可用的字幕?
shiuan627 2 years ago
好機車的柳丁
HJB068 2 years ago 2
XDD
oiolong 2 years ago
you're an apple!
dwanroger 2 years ago
看來他想念APPLE
super2457 2 years ago 5
沒字幕耶!
tw185930 2 years ago
@tw185930
影片右下角有個圖示是向上的箭頭,選那個開啟字幕就能看到囉,不好意思這次沒有找到幫手內嵌字幕啊^^"
jackmyherotube 2 years ago
冇字幕
easonbby 2 years ago
要調整右下角才能打開字幕喔
colouratura 2 years ago
cool
bmx6686 2 years ago