YTP: LBT - Petrie Has a Nervous Breakdown (Then Kills Everyone) Part 1

[KumoriGurasu]

Nah, he didn't just have a nervous breakdown. Petrie developed Hinamizawa Syndrome.

[StrayingSoul]

@KumoriGurasu You are amazing.

[KumoriGurasu]

@StrayingSoul ^_^

[SomeKindaSpy]

LOLPONIESYES.

[xxxxBunnyraptorxxxx]

4:54 ROTFLMFAO!

[InDeepSchit]

Chomper is SPY!

[chimerschang]

2:45 So wait, how da rooster land on a road if it fall in the rivah??

[mastercody101]

When will part 3 come out jitter??

[xxTAARGUS]

y so brutal? damn poor petrie

[MrClover825]

at 2:20 you forgot to black out thr cock

[superthehedgehog56]

what's the song at 9:19?

[TheBestVariety]

LOL.

L.A. Noire!!!

[xXPikaKingXx]

6:19 DAT CHOMPAH FACE! xD

[SidRulz100]

I like Ruby. She's cute.

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

I love you make moar of these YouTube poops.

[memeloaf]

please post more i love your work

[reachforacreech]

jittery you are on par with waxonator

[younggamerable]

7:30 spin song

[Maring0418]

@younggamerable = You spinn me right round (Like a Record), Dead or Alive.

[NinjaMinkzx]

5:43 Dangit JitteryDragon!

[Tigerhowler124]

1:47 I KNOW THAT SONG I LOVE IT 030

[PrimeTF]

07:25 Background God Pterano is watching you!

[MRPB54]

so what did we learn.. that pinkie pie can time travel at will back to the dinosaur ages hmmzz

[wolfcommander445]

fuck u and kiss my ass HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH so funny cool vid jittery dragon

[shadowtoast102]

Kids, there's NOTHING more cool than smoking a J. But if you see a dinosaur f*cking a tree, THATZ KNOUGH GEWD.

[RamenWolf1485]

Im surprised.... I saw My Little Pony.... You just got 20% cooler for that!

[hazard09]

Hard to believe looking back, but this is the video that first got me curious about My Little Pony. I am a brony now and it's all your fault. Thanks mate :D

[AquaMaanHD]

whats the song 9:48 to 10:00? i like it lol

[hazard09]

@AquaMaanHD Teardrop by Massive Attack. It was in the credits complete with a time reference.

[requiem957]

3:36-4:00 why the f*ck am i crying

[warriorcats4ever100]

whats the name of the song in the beginning?!

[requiem957]

@warriorcats4ever100 avalon ost log off. you realize its in the description right?

[luckyfox1313]

Squadelah! xD

[luckyfox1313]

8:40-8:45 ...taht song is from a DanceDanceRevolution game ahahahahahaha!!!

[doom7ish]

IT'S NOT CALLED SMOKY MOUNTAIN IT'S CALLED VOLCANO BITCH.

[tazira1]

2:57

I can make that noise with a marshmallow XP

[pickles77778]

9:50 what is the song?

[pickles77778]

5:14 XDD

[pickles77778]

4:10 that thing is catchy what is it from? xD

[limeindy]

Fiary ma laza at 1:28

[doomsk8er]

Alright, so most of JitteryDragon's videos can be divided into: 50% funny 25% random/weird but mostly still funny, 20% laughing until you have a hernia material, and 5% shit that'll damn-near give you nightmares. 1:51 is an example of such material.

[JitteryDragon]

@doomsk8er That's a pretty close summary right there. What I personally think though is: 30% Funny, 25% Random, 25% Weird/ What the Hell Was He Smoking I Want Some, 5% Nightmare Fuel, 10% Fat Reduced, 30% Failed Mathematics, and about 3.14% pie.

[doomsk8er]

@JitteryDragon And you get 128.14% pure awesomeness :D

[TheReddevil0121]

@JitteryDragon 5:54 la noire! I LOLED FOR 2 MINUTES

[ryarod]

@JitteryDragon I find it amazing that not only your videos, but your descriptions thereof and your comments, as well, are hilarious.

I beg you to take me in as your disciple.

[JitteryDragon]

@ryarod I may be able to take you under my wing (fnar fnar), but I must warn you that there is no Dental Plan, lunch break only, and you WILL have to dance for my entertainment. No Can Can, either, I will shoot you.

[ryarod]

@JitteryDragon Jolly good with me, Sir! I know how to brush my teeth, and I'd be willing to spend a good few months with only food, water, and sleep-related breaks, if it means enhancing my humor-delivery.

I don't usually dance a lot, but you have my guarantee I wouldn't be caught dead doing the Can-Can. Especially not outside my house- which is far from Australia.

[XxTheGoOfYxX]

@JitteryDragon jitterydragon ur fuckin amazing!!

[MrLinkedUp]

Woohoo. LOL where's that from?

[doomsk8er]

1:18 AAOOUURRHH!!!

[xxxxBunnyraptorxxxx]

68 69 lol

[SwiftCracker]

You have Tria's undivided attention! No, really you do just that.

[HyaenusDominae]

That silhouetted figure in the background ... Slender Dinosaur?

[MetallicaFan657]

Aww Game Over?

[HyaenusDominae]

Hurray! My favorite poop artist is also a fellow brony!

[Xbalanque84]

Is Cera's tree fetish going to become a running gag now?

[theBluescout900]

10:35 i died

[Toxion351]

OMGodPterano at 5:25 yay :D

[TailsDollFan782]

Poor Tails :[

[TailsDollFan782]

LOL

[zmbklr101]

Lol the theme from House

[weirdaljedifan2]

6:28 CeraShy?

[EeveeTheFox]

5:47 I just lost the game...

[xMarty182x]

Wait wait wait wait fucknuggets how do you know about the conflict that took place in 1976 concerning the oil crisis and did you or did you not ever get out of the car?

[THELASTREDMAGE]

I chose doubt.

[PyrotechnicTom]

Omfg I laughed so hard at 66, 67, 68, 69

[Milomia9]

Everytime you play One Winged Angel I get all happy n' stuff.

[wtftacooo]

1:20 And THAT'S how the pros kill zombies

[Animerox360]

8:40 = my favorite part <3

[foamingyoshi]

is it just me, or is Petri (is that how you spell it?) the kenny of these youtube poops? XD he dies in pretty much all of your videos

[VE4U8]

i watched this when i was little.

[LoneWolf31390]

GAME OVER, YEAAAHHHH.

[boredemkillskids]

Oh my god I laughed so frigging hard

[NinjaMinkzx]

Paused JUST at the end... Nega-Petrano!

[DINO13527]

i want cookie dough too.... ):

[barwelldk]

@DINO13527 You will get, if you scream for 10 seconds. XD

[DINO13527]

@barwelldk i can in rl.....

[barwelldk]

@DINO13527 Show me your moves!

[Party6328]

dude dont do that scary pictures

[sonicwinx77]

Wheres part 2 JD!

[TehRoflecopter]

god pterano at 05:24

[Fluffymiyster]

Holy shit, you played One Winged Angel and I slap missed it! With as obsessed as I currently am with Final Fantasy VII, how the hell did I manage that?!

Meh, cool points for having it then, xD!

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

5:24

OH SHNIT

[outofmyvulcanmind22]

6:27 made my day.

[bloodycartoongirl]

Do I find 09:05 to 10:50 deeply disturbing?

[gmodfan2000]

Seriously!? at 2:16 it clearly states that she is a Khorne Berserker!

[ttdog007]

3:23 that bloody dinosaur is a spy!

[ArmoredRhino]

7:19 - Killed me. Hahahahahahaha.

[romanDjandbirdbacon]

Jittery is a brony? FUCK YES!

[mrtrainboy97]

where's part two?

[Inferno9978]

i like da part where da dinosaur died from a leg

[FoxStar66]

omg i laughed so hard at 4:56

[123dantheman78]

Do we get to see a new "God Character"? , and bring back "and it flew real low" 

[LuGiAdriel14]

wasn't God Pterano dead? that should be someone else.

[SomeKindaSpy]

Are you a bronie now?

[docyoshi]

I liked the splatters of blood better as just red circles.

[D197JN]

You REALLY should stop spamming parts and stop adding 10 minutes of music

[acethethirdking]

So any idea when the next video is coming to us tasty flesh things?

also SNARF CAN NO LONGER TALK!

[markointhesky]

anyone noticw thw "tree stars" are hemp?

[philipbabb]

The zombie god pterano is lurking in the great vally.

[orsocool15]

god petrano is hiding in two parts 5:23 and 7:24

[22rayj]

@orsocool15 and 6:37

[whitewolfwithblackSP]

lol at chomper's rape face. This ytp is my all time favorite btw lulz

[bransonbank]

omg god pterano i missed that loveable basterd (ahem gentlemen we still have a problem)

[Arawin1]

5:23 AHHH!!! It's God Pterano!

[ultimatenitro619]

Been a long time since I''ve seen a vid from ya bro, welcome to the brony scene as well.

[googlemeister94]

Yay, more LBT YTP! Thanks Jittery! Also, PONIES. Holy cheese, I didn't think you could get any better. (Hint, hint: Pony YTP?)

[jrdkck]

Never mind! I found out! It's Flapper from "Dink The Little Dinosaur" ! :)

[jrdkck]

Jittery.. I HAVE to know....what's the name of that cute, adorable little pteranodon at 10:50....and what cartoon/movie is he from..

Because he..is EPIC flyer CUTENESS!!

[xXsAnZoXx666]

5:24 RETRUN OF GOD PTERANO!!!!

[Sean0fenton]

I really enjoy watching your vids, you make the best LBT Parodies ever. When can we expect to see part 2 of this vid, if there is a second part? Also what does that Zelda guy say at 9:33?

[xXsAnZoXx666]

@Sean0fenton squadela....he says squadela

[MsGrubblet]

5:24 Mothman,Owlman Or God Pterano In Part who knows jitts with The "canyons" are you going to make some NFS carbon Type Thing

[HotHeadVegeta]

6 ppl were screwed by cera

[KTKomedy2813]

@HotHeadVegeta

And killed by Petrie.

[CaptnObviouss]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Chaoz101]

5:24 God Pterano

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

How come God Pterano is still alive??

[MetallicaFan657]

@NotOrdinaryInGames Its YTP no one actually dies

[Joobin345]

Do you have a thing for Cera's retarted faces?

[dragonmasterpoe]

If I may ask, Dragon with Jitters, whats that... thing in 9:41 below petrie?

[JitteryDragon]

@dragonmasterpoe It's a cute little ship known as a Silvergun.

[TheSlkmugen]

polarmars900's latest poop is nothing like this.

[TheUnicornslayer]

La noire:D. I loved the tails part and the random gi Joe

[Jaredraptor]

Friendship is Magic AND L.A. Noire?

JitteryDragon, you've outdone yourself. I tip my hat to you

[guilmon182]

It's funny. The first time I watched this, when you said "a lame cock joke", the first thing I thought of was actually the Dn'D rooster.

[Demonsith12345]

Standard YTP, but the L.A. Noire part made me laugh at loud. Bravo.

[helldrake77777]

Say this is The Land Before Time: what exactly ?

[HotHeadVegeta]

@helldrake77777 some lame ass spin off of the movies made into a TV series....trust me ive seen some episodes it sucks bretty badly compaired to the movies especially thecharacters. 1. Chomper was on mystery island 2. who the hell is Ruby? and 3.random things happen...like ali comes back, a t-rex and his two dynonichus minions are chomper and ruby's arch enemies, and mr. bignose,from the big freeze, comes back and the valley gets snowed over.....again <_<

[helldrake77777]

@HotHeadVegeta I believe you mean mr. thick nose and i agree, why the hell is the little sharp thought in the great valley? As far as i remember from the movies he didn't go vegetarian. But sill the series seem oddly interesting. Sp i wouldn't mind watching them. You know where i can download them?

[HotHeadVegeta]

@helldrake77777 actually helldrake you find em here on youtube just type in like Land Before Time

episode or something like that =P

[helldrake77777]

@HotHeadVegeta I tried and nothing meaningful appeared.

[Star13570]

Keep up the awesome work, these poops only keep getting better and better XD.

[MrAwesomeTrex]

12:23

Worst part :(

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

@MrAwesomeTrex Yeah, it totally went downhill from there.

[ipodnerd07]

lol Chomper is a freakin horndog lol.

[SwiftCracker]

SimpsoncalifragilisticexpialiD­'ohcious much?

[guilmon182]

Secret butt fun!!

[SwiftCracker]

Um, Jittery, have you seen Chuggaaconroy yet?

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

>widescreen

:D

[Milomia9]

Make more. And dont take so long this time.

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

@Milomia9 It takes so long because he spends alot of time thinking of all the lame cock jokes!

[fasrart]

5:24 FORESHADOWING.

[MCMJRM]

PART 2 PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caiddenn]

But wait! Your missing the:

1) Mandatory Duke Nukem Forever reference

2) About a dozen good lines from My Little Pony

3) Random explosions

4) Dinosaur Trains

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

5:24 He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

[timeassassin92]

Anyone who is able to fit lines from L.A. Noire in their youtube poops is a comedic genius.

[MCMJRM]

@timeassassin92 I DID LOL

[justwatchinthevideos]

Did anyone else here "....dirty whores." in the background when Petrie was going meh meh meh meh meh?

[TheHugMonster]

all the music bought from this series XD

[BlueSpawnGaming]

Pissed my pants @ 7:41 and 8:39

[MelancholyRose]

Another hilarious jab at the LBT characters :D I kind of missed laughing at those JitteryDragon style antics!

I think I pissed myself when the tree started singing.

[misskitty345]

i lost it when cera humped that tree and it started to sing....

[JitteryDragon]

@misskitty345 Don't try this in real life though, they don't sing in real life...

[misskitty345]

@JitteryDragon damn it! i wish u had told me this AFTER i humped that tree!

[randomyoshi]

All right! Based on the clips you used in this video, it seems that now you watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, too! =D

[JitteryDragon]

@randomyoshi *Hipster glasses on* I watch all the kids shows before it's cool to do so. *Hipster glasses off, walks into wall because now he can't see*

[Arawin1]

@JitteryDragon when are you gonna make part 2? are you working on it already?

[BobbyRossRacing93]

@Arawin1 Work of art like this takes time be patient 

[s4videos]

wow, sub'd

[Phatbroom]

@Freddythethird

Actually, I was (sadly) one of those four. I would like to remove dislikes. But unfortunately... I cannot...

[Phatbroom]

Oh em gee... Jittery Dragon, my YTP idol, just replied to my two very bad comments... this is a historic moment for me... :3

[JitteryDragon]

@Phatbroom Here is another reply, mwa ha ha ha :P

[Phatbroom]

@JitteryDragon awesome sauce... I just never get replied to by the maker of videos. So it's kind of new 2 me. But I still love the fact that u care 2. :D

I also wanted to say that I joined youtube just to comment on your videos... and for a spanish project, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT >:C

[SwiftCracker]

Not the Forklift from Cars (Pixar) the Guido from TLBT!

[JitteryDragon]

@SwiftCracker There can only be one (Microraptor Gui)do.