Bill Brasky

[Topaz74]

Brasky used the Pope as toilet paper.

[wolfman1000000]

bill braskey once curb stomped a freeway.

[mixey01]

Breastfeeding flamingos back to health is standard in Suriname :D

[enverpasha55]

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

[DivinChris2010]

you record this on a toaster?

[moose656]

If only it had better quality

[SandmanUSMC]

One of my favorites...corny...but hilarious.

[BaronVonDabagel]

To Bill Brasky! -.o

[pika23]

Bill Brasky could out run Secretariat...til he took an arrow to the knee

[JGH8sDaDebunkerz]

Did I ever tell you about the time.. MY UNCLE HAL MOLESTED ME

[TopBillionCMG]

so this is where all chuck norris jokes come from

[rhcpbamf]

i masturbate to the teletubbies!

[2323giggity]

BILL BRASKY IS MY FATHER

[blackzach9]

Bill brasky: the original Chuck Norris

[AdamBomb669]

I'M WEARING A DIAPER!

[dylandunson]

My uncle mulasted me!

[2323giggity]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN SEE THE SKIT OF BRASKY WITH ALEC BALDWIN, JOHN GOODMAN AND WIL FERRELL--- FUNNIEST ONE EVER------ bill brasky was born with a toenail on the end of his penis---

[ZTVstudios]

@2323giggity Netflix, its the Christmas episode from the 90s, its under the holiday category.

[2323giggity]

@ZTVstudios  THANKS DUDE

[AzumangaGirl101]

Best lines ever!

"I'm wearing a diaper."

"I'm a convicted sex offender."

[jonnbravo119806]

bill brasky killed my wife, and raped my dog

[NiGhtAngel41]

This behaviour is standart in Germany.

[Sonichero151]

@NiGhtAngel41 and france, and ireland, and spain, well most of europe

[Fazotronic]

@Sonichero151 lol wtf do you know about europe?

[thull21]

@NiGhtAngel41 And In every Mexican funeral

[skullandcrutches]

he taught me how to love a woman and how to scold a child

[dog6363]

*in a drunken voice.* "They say Bill Brasky gave Gabe Newell the idea for Team Fortress 2...."

[finnishnin]

I'm a convidted Sex Offender!!!!!! Lol

[bertmustin]

Bill Brasky once ate the entire Dallas Cowboy football team and four hours later pooped out Chuck Norris.

[nichins]

He slept eight hours a night. He's pretty normal when it comes to that.

[andrewniles1]

4 people are in the twelve step program. This is my Favorite Bil Brasky!

[pwnurnoobazz]

Will Ferell looks like Mitt Romney lol

[Hammey04]

bill brasky is the only person in recorded history to round house kick chuck norris

[MitchMac84]

4 people burnt inside PJ Mcginty's....

[Sonichero151]

My faviorite food is poop

[ronconcolaXX]

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch

[steeler43013]

Everyone TOO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedsDaBomb4]

HE SLEPT 8 HOURS A NIGHT!

well, he was pretty normal when it came to that...

[MOBIUS1107]

4 people dont know bill brasky

[bpm1313]

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch.

[KevinBiedrzycki1]

This was by far one their best skits! I loove the Bill Brasky sketches,xD!!!!!

[sonicandjamesfan619]

His poop was considered currency in Argentina! LOL

[HEMIChopper69]

Bill Braski my  Bro !!!!!!!!!!!

[VIPER1ification]

I AM BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

[MOBIUS1107]

@VIPER1ification BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

[cs292]

before chuck and the dos equis guy, there was bill brasky.

[bertmustin]

"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."

[finpoppin5]

So who would win in a fight bill brasky, chuck norris, or the dos equis guy?

[imkingofmymind]

@finpoppin5 bill brasky

[Cornpalacestudios]

"I was molested by my uncle!"

[Soadownz45]

3 people were punched in the face by Bill Brasky and they disliked him for it...

[Logoscyth]

"I'm back. Now top me off, you bastards!"

[LucidDream]

"All in all, I prefer gin..."

[shizzladaray]

"I like you!" haha i love will ferrell:)

[gvsu12345]

Brasky was a ten foot tall beastman who showered in vodka and fed his baby shrimp scampi !

[MrNickWright]

1:21 Har-geh Sharsgha!

[ladybluetexan]

@MrNickWright

Congratulations on writing what WFerrell uttered, so well!! LOL

[MOBIUS1107]

@MrNickWright Right.

[justintierno]

I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!

[mnvikingsfan36]

TO BILL BRASKY!!!!

[jsv121]

I once watched bill eat a car piece by piece and watched six months later drive right out of his ass fully assembled.

[TurboNemesis]

@jsv121 bill brasky one swallowed a dove and crapped out a phoenix

[TheGiantBrothers]

@jsv121 I once watched Bill Brasky eating the same car but Chuck Norris ate both Bill Brasky and the car and 6 seconds later the car turned into a Truck and Bill Brasky turned into Chuck jr.

[Hennemann6]

2 people did not like Bill Brasky.



[AngryKiko]

Love 'em or hate 'em, Baldwin and Goodman were part of some of the funniest sketches ever on SNL. Brasky was the best. The guy on the left looks like Mark McKinney, who was on "The Kids In The Hall" before joining SNL.

[howaboutthemcoyotes]

ha ha ha ha classic

[TheCatology]

Relative of Hagrid...?

[SaucyEdits]

@TheCatology HERE IS WHERE YOU GOT IT!

[TEXASbubbaJ]

HE SLEPT 8 HOURS A DAY!!

[bear619bolt4life]

Who is the guy on the left?

[angelbabeof69]

BEST DAMN SALESMAN IN THE OFFICE!

[moonshineman33]

His poop is considered currency in Argentina

[Cellio46]

I'm wearing a diaper!

[PakezSystematicWrath]

BRASKY GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING AND TOOK ONE STEP, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN JAPAN!! TO BILL BRASKY!!

[castingtherunes]

I'm waiting for Bill Brasky: The Movie.

[MeNoBites]

To Bill Brasky!!!!

[PakezSystematicWrath]

@MeNoBites BILLLL BRASKYYY!!!!!!!

[Bodogjoe]

Stupid copyright bullshit, cant find ANY good snl videos unless its on bullshit hulu.

[GialloHorror]

He breast feeds John Madden

[SUCKMEISTER005]

They weren't kidding when they said that Bill Brasky''s poop is used as currency in Argentina!

[ShineboxHero]

I love it when they'd drunkenly blurt out personal shit in between Brasky stories.

[Squeege85]

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

[NanoCreed]

Back when SNL was still actually watchable, nowadays IT STILL IS

[HubertGRectionection]

To Bill Brasky!

[montereypopfestiva67]

I masturbate to the teletubbies!

[hyperspacefool]

@MOBIUS1107 Hey are you guys talkin about Bill Brasky?

[MOBIUS1107]

@hyperspacefool WE CERTAINLY ARE!!!!!

[MOBIUS1107]

@killercamp09 BILL BRASKY!!!

[Bigbrawler72]

(in a drunken slur) Bill Brasky taught Chuck Norris everything he knows, was Bruce Lee's sparring partner and is the dos equis guys drinking buddy!

[LION0410]

@Bigbrawler72 TO BILL BRASKY!!!!

[psyco7526]

@LION0410 BILLLLL BRAAASKYYYY!!!!! (raises glass)

[mexvenom007]

Too bill brasky!!!

[XxImPactxX998]

will ferrell was the best

[thebigwigcosine]

Either Shammue or Uncle Hal watched this and didn't like it

[DrewBludd]

Mark McKinney!!

[MOBIUS1107]

TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

[sixaxis171]

1 person got punched by bill brasky and didnt like it

[SuperJackburton1]

I like you!

[ChenMfilms]

after bill brasky died, the title was given to chuck norris.

[LoneStar434]

Bill Brasky once ate a 5 gallon bucket of puke, and when he was finished he brushed his teeth with a wire brush, and then rinsed with everclear. That Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch

[flipskate6]

...anyways,...

[Skybaby79]

Bill Brasky took a bite out of a cruse missile on a dare

[muddack]

nuts!

[ChaosWolf1982]

Bill Brasky is Chuck Norris' grandfather, Bruce Campbell's father, and Vin Diesel's great-uncle.

[MissGravesBlogs]

I saw when I was a kid, and it's still hilarious!

[MrNickWright]

He signed a merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson!

[ThorinSHR]

The only thing this sketch is missing is John Goodman

[skew06]

breast fed a flamingo back to health lmfao

[Z32spdstr]

lol this is funny

[braigus09]

Before Chuck, there was Bill Brasky

[c4r50n1]

@braigus09 Bill Brasky could eat Chuck Norris's heart.

[frankensteinhernbat]

@c4r50n1 Chuck Norris is Bill Brasky's heart

[c4r50n1]

@frankensteinhernbat No. Chuck Norris isn't strong enough to pump Bill's blood/ricotta cheese.

[chrispanama]

Is this what started the Chuck Norris jokes?

[HouseofAtreus01]

@chrispanama I believe so, my friend. If Brasky and Norris ever met in single combat it would destroy the fabric of the universe!

[AZTaylor08]

@HouseofAtreus01 what if Mr.T, Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky fought?

[turdsniper]

@chrispanama Tat, and the Walker lever

[coreyhend]

This must be the genesis of the Haray Cary impression

[MrChrisLuong]

I dont see how this is funny

[PositiveLastAction]

@MrChrisLuong what the hell are you talking about this is hilarious!!

[madchief2000]

@MrChrisLuong And I don't see how you wake up in the morning not understanding the power of brasky!!

[TheMillman17]

He slept 8 hours a night......... Well he was pretty normal when it came to that awesome

[skew06]

best fucking skit ever

[IronicoAlmeiden]

His poop is considered currency in Argentina (3:55)

[nutleyoleo]

good thing the entertainment value comes solely from the jokes, or i would point out the fact that it's a video recording of a television...

[LucidDream]

lol "All in all, I prefer Gin."

[mondaysmainevent]

Best skit ever. Saw it in the mid to late 90s while staying at my grandmas house during the summer with my cousin. Classic times.

[SexxyMessiah]

Back when SNL was still actually watchable, nowadays it's total crap

[MovieMasochists]

@SexxyMessiah Save it.  People said the same things back then. "Brasky? This sucks! SNL sucks! I remember when it was GOOD!" Save it.

[SexxyMessiah]

@MovieMasochists well, it's still better than listening to modern mainstream music

[Drreviewman]

@SexxyMessiah They lost their best writer, Bill Brasky.

[toly369]

This is hilarious.

[cafeterialoca]

Love these skits.

[LucidDream]

I'll be the first to comment...this is an awesome skit. I just saw this one tonight, don't remember it from the past but I cried laughing over it.