Blasphemer!! We all know that Cinnamin Rolls are the only true way to know the holy pastry and you didn't even mention them.. your atheism toward Cinnamin Rolls is apparent... may you burn in the oven for all eternity!!
How dare you... YOU HEATHEN! There is ony one true god The Flying Spaghetti Monster. All must praise the Holy Noodle. Only us Pastafarians are the chosen people and only through The Flying Spaghetti Monster will we be saved after death and go to that great strpper factory in the sky, for there we will gaze in un-sobberment at the beer volcano.
You may already be lost but I will drink beer for your soul. All praise the Holy noodle
LOL! I'd not seen this gem from your archive, ABC. Msginca said 'Oven' to a comment I made on Thinkmorepink's channel and I asked him what he meant. He pointed me here...
This must be one of the funniest vids I've seen on YouTube. Brilliant!
This is just multi-pastryalism propaganda. Well intended perhaps, but false false and harmful, as it may lead good people astray from the path of pie. All pastries are not Equal! ask yourselves these questions:
But seriously, the pieist are seriously deluded and serve a hideous mongrel mix of ingredients to cover both the meal and the dessert section. I cannot let such a totalitarian system rule the kitchen!
Totalitarian rules always fail, so let's help them on their way to doom.
Has your memory already faded of the horrid looks of pie?
I forgive your oversight if you repent now you pie apologetic you!
How dare you! You are the totalitarian! I have eaten from the cake table and was not impressed! For many years i put up with the insufferable and excessive sweetness of cake. All of which tasted the same. And always I was told to reject the pie.
But then i was saved. I learned that i could have variety and a pastry that depended on my mood. I learned that i could have pastry for lunch and dinner without feeling guilty.
Pie forever! No more birthday cakes, but pie and ice cream!
To accept the pie is like denying an "after food". You are denying the ever lasting precious dessert!
So, you want your entire dinner be spent on just food, eh? You heretic!
Thine tastebuds has been fooled by the seduction of the food. You think food alone can rule your dinner? The dessert will come to everyone who accepts cake.
Your craving for pie you will someday make yourself totally without dessert with no chance to be accepted again at dinners!
Dinner is food! Dessert is a choice and a luxury! With many foods vying for control of dessert Cake stands out as the "Richest". You greed narrows your sight. The fact is not all people can have their cake and eat it too! Pie welcomes all and provides pastry for even the least well off.
Get down of your high horse and realise that pie cares for you, regardless of time or situation. While cake cares for only the best and discards the rest All cakes taste the same! Variety is the spice of Life!
*gasp!* You been fed cake baked by pieist hands for sure! Pieist always interpret the cook books out of context, never realizing how much subjective love and faith one must have in order to accept magnificense of cake!
Oh, I pray you reject the pie and humbly accepts the cake authority of desserts!
The hodge podge of pie can never replace the supremeness of the cake!
YES! cake is the Richest dessert of all, I'm glad thine eyes is opening!
No you are wrong, my parents and brothers are devout cakeists and i was raised a cakeist. But something never sat right in my stomache. Over time i could taste the corruption in the cakeist doctrine and my body began rejecting it. I cannot eat cake now!
I was taught that apple were to bitter and meatpie had too much gristle and pumpkin pies were weird. But those pies i was fed were badly made to brainwash the young.
Your scared of the truth. Cakes are a pervertion of there former selves.
How dare you speak against the most Holy Quiche! The great prophet Hamunspinage (Peas be upon him), has said in the Holy Lorraine, "Though the temptation of the sweet pastry is great, turn not from the Quiche. He is great in his cheesiness and just in his crust." Temperature 450 : 5 to 20 minutes.
My wife would certainly approve of this religion. The way of the sinless pastry and the path to the holy biscuit is something in which she takes great interest.
lol, nice one. This is a video I almsot want to show ppl of faith and be like see even in this vidoe it shows that in many ways ppl of faith and not of it are the same. We are all human beings. nice video.
It's possible. If I was insane, it's likely I wouldn't realize it myself. In fact I would try to reason with myself about my insanity to a point that I no longer think I am the one that's insane, but other people. *cough*religion*cough*
Eternal baking does not concern me, for I do not believe in such nonsense. Even if the pastry does not WANT to send me to the oven, it does so anyways. Why? Because of these ridiculous arbitrary rules. Human nature does not mix well with black and white absolutes. I want you saved from this inane belief, for I, as a apastryist, am not clouded in my judgement of your person, even though your beliefs does not match with mine. I want to save you from these chains purely by my own goodwill.
And I want you saved because I've heard that burning flesh smells like roasting pig, a smell that I could do without. Might sound selfish, but hey, I have the Pastry on my side, you infidel!!!
Now, excuse me while I have myself a little tantrum...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*silent prayer*
Wholy Pastry, why is this apastryist so much more rational than I? Why can't I get through to him?! Pastry, smite him for your glory! I command thee!
My aim is to incite a process of elimination to make you realize your folly. The seed of doubt erodes and cracks the foundations of your blind faith. See the freedom in eating pastry.. pastry without teachings. Candies without sin. Critical thought and perception beyond belief. Tear down your faith fort and explore the vastness of the delicious choices of delectables yourself, instead of being shrouded in a veil of prejudice. I leave you to your thoughts.
I do not need your insane pastryism to lead a full life! I am able to lead a full life without it. I enjoy the freedom that is rice crackers, just as I enjoy the freedom that is candies. See? I can make conscious choices in my selection of deliciousness, based on my OWN analysis of my current desire! Why you pastryists can't see the folly of your ways, I'll never know.
I'll have you know that I am NOT dry, tasteless, puffed up chunks of malnutritious rice! I am dry, tasteless and FIT chunks of malnutritious rice! Your 'furnace' does not scare me, and I have none of your so called 'dough'. (I would like my road paved with candy, though. Sounds great.)
I'll also add that claiming that I am a vile and despicable person for liking rice crackers makes no sense! I am a vile and despicable person for also liking dr pepper. That's vile stuff, but it grows on you..
Though it pains me, I will agree that plain rice crackers are kind of.. well, really plain. I, however, like the cheesy ones with tasty spices. Goes down really well, I think.
Love me? I'd be flattered if those words weren't required by your deluded, thought repressing teachings! How can love be taught? Can it be taught any more than delicious candies can be tasted simply by beholding their glory? I think not. 'Tis a shame to see your intellect WASTED on such mindless drivel.
You will burn for eternity. I KNOW you can feel the Pastry deep inside, but you just WANT to deny it because you want to go on living your sinful life, laced with candy and rice crackers! ADMIT IT!
Don't you know that you could have your cake AND eat it? With a side order of pie to boot!
I am only able to recognize you as a human being with feelings once you accept the Pastry...
Oh, and I do love you, as does the Pastry. I HATE the sinner, not the sin. But you need a good arse kicking none the less. I will ridicule you in the oven, when I am saved and YOU will bake forever. There is no contradiction here, I have the Pastry, and it makes sense to ME!
The pastry loves me? So it sends me to the pastry oven to cook for eternity for not conforming to its pastry teachings? Are your thoughts suffering from such bondage that it cannot see what's wrong with this, pitiful pastryist? No, I cannot have this. I must combat your beliefs; save you from this abominable thing, this pastryism. You will see the blessing of free choices of candies and rice crackers, and delicious decisions based not on teachings, but on your own craving.
Yes, my sister. You do speak truth in your absolutely wonderful Pie given voice you have. It gave me shivers. However, Cakeists will never see the light for they are liars, and they shall be stricken from the path to Pie.
Oh brother eddy, stray not from the path of Pastry. Pastry is one, all is equal in the wholiness of Pastry. Find forgiveness in thy heart and the Pastry will reward thee with fine crusts and glorious fillings, and the occasional fluffy batter...
I don't see any Pancakes in your montage! This is an insult to the Pancakeist doctrine. Your intentions may be good but the road to pie is paved with good intentions. Recant your blasphemy!
Oh, dear child... All are created equal, the wholy Pastry has no favourites. Repent, and return to the fold, child, for there lies nought but sorrow on this path you have chosen. I fear for your dough, you have led so many astray...
I will pray to the Pastry, so that the Pastry may restore your dough. May the Pastry show you the errors of your way. OVEN!
delicious looking food yummy....God will forgive you don't worry about that, all you have to do is ask for forgiveness...No problem.
AlbertaZanoah 1 month ago
LOL!
I wonder what the Pastafarians will have to say about this.
KnittyGrittyNatch 2 years ago
Blasphemer!! We all know that Cinnamin Rolls are the only true way to know the holy pastry and you didn't even mention them.. your atheism toward Cinnamin Rolls is apparent... may you burn in the oven for all eternity!!
clokwerk1945 2 years ago 3
haha! ABC, you are fantastic!
turtle2hug 2 years ago
The cake is a lie!
Kreadus005 2 years ago
Oooooo veeeeennnnnn
*wipes a tear*
DonQuixotedeKaw 3 years ago
All you cakeist and pieist showld know that the power of cookies heals all wounds
livethoughts 3 years ago
How dare you... YOU HEATHEN! There is ony one true god The Flying Spaghetti Monster. All must praise the Holy Noodle. Only us Pastafarians are the chosen people and only through The Flying Spaghetti Monster will we be saved after death and go to that great strpper factory in the sky, for there we will gaze in un-sobberment at the beer volcano.
You may already be lost but I will drink beer for your soul. All praise the Holy noodle
RAmen
10secstomeltdown 3 years ago
LOL! I'd not seen this gem from your archive, ABC. Msginca said 'Oven' to a comment I made on Thinkmorepink's channel and I asked him what he meant. He pointed me here...
This must be one of the funniest vids I've seen on YouTube. Brilliant!
500 stars if I could! Instantly faved.
QualiaSoup 3 years ago
OMG ... this hysterical beyond words!!!
That *is* the best prayer I've ever heard.
"Oven"
msginca 3 years ago
btw ... I've seen this before ... but I keep coming back from time to time ... it's too, too funny!
msginca 3 years ago
This is just multi-pastryalism propaganda. Well intended perhaps, but false false and harmful, as it may lead good people astray from the path of pie. All pastries are not Equal! ask yourselves these questions:
Do cakes have infinite possibilities?
Can cakes satisfy all nutritional needs?
Do Cakes lend themselves to mathematical puns?
Have you ever heard of urinal pies?
the cake is a lie!
anonymees 3 years ago 2
LOL
JLHARDROCK 3 years ago
I still love this video... absolutely amazing
eddygoombah 3 years ago
Well said... All this cake vs pie talk only serves to make me hungry for both. Because both are pastries I would love to have at my dinner table.
deathcard86 3 years ago
Haha, oven epic ending on a prayer!
I laughed until I got a headache.
But seriously, the pieist are seriously deluded and serve a hideous mongrel mix of ingredients to cover both the meal and the dessert section. I cannot let such a totalitarian system rule the kitchen!
Totalitarian rules always fail, so let's help them on their way to doom.
Has your memory already faded of the horrid looks of pie?
I forgive your oversight if you repent now you pie apologetic you!
cake F T W
Paxmax 3 years ago
How dare you! You are the totalitarian! I have eaten from the cake table and was not impressed! For many years i put up with the insufferable and excessive sweetness of cake. All of which tasted the same. And always I was told to reject the pie.
But then i was saved. I learned that i could have variety and a pastry that depended on my mood. I learned that i could have pastry for lunch and dinner without feeling guilty.
Pie forever! No more birthday cakes, but pie and ice cream!
purpleguy319 3 years ago
To accept the pie is like denying an "after food". You are denying the ever lasting precious dessert!
So, you want your entire dinner be spent on just food, eh? You heretic!
Thine tastebuds has been fooled by the seduction of the food. You think food alone can rule your dinner? The dessert will come to everyone who accepts cake.
Your craving for pie you will someday make yourself totally without dessert with no chance to be accepted again at dinners!
Befriend the chef, ask for cake!
Paxmax 3 years ago
Dinner is food! Dessert is a choice and a luxury! With many foods vying for control of dessert Cake stands out as the "Richest". You greed narrows your sight. The fact is not all people can have their cake and eat it too! Pie welcomes all and provides pastry for even the least well off.
Get down of your high horse and realise that pie cares for you, regardless of time or situation. While cake cares for only the best and discards the rest All cakes taste the same! Variety is the spice of Life!
purpleguy319 3 years ago
purpleguy319 said:"All cakes taste the same!"
*gasp!* You been fed cake baked by pieist hands for sure! Pieist always interpret the cook books out of context, never realizing how much subjective love and faith one must have in order to accept magnificense of cake!
Oh, I pray you reject the pie and humbly accepts the cake authority of desserts!
The hodge podge of pie can never replace the supremeness of the cake!
YES! cake is the Richest dessert of all, I'm glad thine eyes is opening!
Paxmax 3 years ago
No you are wrong, my parents and brothers are devout cakeists and i was raised a cakeist. But something never sat right in my stomache. Over time i could taste the corruption in the cakeist doctrine and my body began rejecting it. I cannot eat cake now!
I was taught that apple were to bitter and meatpie had too much gristle and pumpkin pies were weird. But those pies i was fed were badly made to brainwash the young.
Your scared of the truth. Cakes are a pervertion of there former selves.
purpleguy319 3 years ago
And "Richest" is meant as a form of insult.
That they are too sweet, too expensive and too exclusive!
purpleguy319 3 years ago
How dare you speak against the most Holy Quiche! The great prophet Hamunspinage (Peas be upon him), has said in the Holy Lorraine, "Though the temptation of the sweet pastry is great, turn not from the Quiche. He is great in his cheesiness and just in his crust." Temperature 450 : 5 to 20 minutes.
thkaal 3 years ago
Pastries lead to obesity and diabetes.
TEH MOAR U NOE!
CadicusTheDamned 3 years ago
I think cheesecake should bring them together. It's practically a pie, but is called cake. But how does this all tie together with pasta?
Enginmaster 3 years ago
Pasta? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*Dies Laughing*
purpleguy319 3 years ago
ROFLMAO !!!
That's brilliant.
My wife would certainly approve of this religion. The way of the sinless pastry and the path to the holy biscuit is something in which she takes great interest.
RoadRunnerLaser 3 years ago
The cake is a lie!
HijodeNeton 3 years ago 4
lol, nice one. This is a video I almsot want to show ppl of faith and be like see even in this vidoe it shows that in many ways ppl of faith and not of it are the same. We are all human beings. nice video.
Krensharpaw 3 years ago
lol, I guess I must be insane...
Not sure about you though.
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
It's possible. If I was insane, it's likely I wouldn't realize it myself. In fact I would try to reason with myself about my insanity to a point that I no longer think I am the one that's insane, but other people. *cough*religion*cough*
Denamic 3 years ago
*fingers in ears*
LALALALALAAAAA
can't hear you! Can't hear you!
LALALALALLAALALALA
I won't accept anything that goes against Pastry. I don't need to take reality into account!
*fingers in ears*
LALALALALAAAAA
can't hear you! Can't hear you!
LALALALALLAALALALA
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
Eternal baking does not concern me, for I do not believe in such nonsense. Even if the pastry does not WANT to send me to the oven, it does so anyways. Why? Because of these ridiculous arbitrary rules. Human nature does not mix well with black and white absolutes. I want you saved from this inane belief, for I, as a apastryist, am not clouded in my judgement of your person, even though your beliefs does not match with mine. I want to save you from these chains purely by my own goodwill.
Denamic 3 years ago
And I want you saved because I've heard that burning flesh smells like roasting pig, a smell that I could do without. Might sound selfish, but hey, I have the Pastry on my side, you infidel!!!
Now, excuse me while I have myself a little tantrum...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*silent prayer*
Wholy Pastry, why is this apastryist so much more rational than I? Why can't I get through to him?! Pastry, smite him for your glory! I command thee!
*shaking magic 8 ball*
Reply hazy, try again
SHIT!
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
My aim is to incite a process of elimination to make you realize your folly. The seed of doubt erodes and cracks the foundations of your blind faith. See the freedom in eating pastry.. pastry without teachings. Candies without sin. Critical thought and perception beyond belief. Tear down your faith fort and explore the vastness of the delicious choices of delectables yourself, instead of being shrouded in a veil of prejudice. I leave you to your thoughts.
Denamic 3 years ago
On a different, but related matter..
Are we insane now?
Denamic 3 years ago
Regarding this whole conversation:
Mmmmmmm thats good satire (it is satire right?)
purpleguy319 3 years ago
No, we're just your everyday raving lunatics.
Denamic 3 years ago 2
Being an apastryist, I see your pastry delusion and laugh at you.
The truly great minds eat candies.
Denamic 3 years ago
REPENT!
REPENT YOUR SINS!
THE PASTRY ACCEPTS YOU IF YOU TRULY SEEK IT!
You sinner, I bet you like rice crackers too, eh!?
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
Well, actually, they aren't that bad.
Denamic 3 years ago
Oh My Pastry, you did NOT just say that...
Your dough will be lost to the Pastry, but I'm starting to think you deserve it!
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
I do not need your insane pastryism to lead a full life! I am able to lead a full life without it. I enjoy the freedom that is rice crackers, just as I enjoy the freedom that is candies. See? I can make conscious choices in my selection of deliciousness, based on my OWN analysis of my current desire! Why you pastryists can't see the folly of your ways, I'll never know.
Denamic 3 years ago
Rice crackers are dry, tasteless, puffed up chunks of malnutritious rice, just as you must be for eating them...
The road to the everlasting furnace is paved with rice crackers and the occasional candy!
Your dough will burn for ever! You are a vile and despicable person for liking rice crackers and thinking you have the freedom to choose!
Oh, btw, I love you... (If I were not required by the Pastry to say that, I would pound your dough into Pastry, but alas, our Pastry is loving)
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
I'll have you know that I am NOT dry, tasteless, puffed up chunks of malnutritious rice! I am dry, tasteless and FIT chunks of malnutritious rice! Your 'furnace' does not scare me, and I have none of your so called 'dough'. (I would like my road paved with candy, though. Sounds great.)
I'll also add that claiming that I am a vile and despicable person for liking rice crackers makes no sense! I am a vile and despicable person for also liking dr pepper. That's vile stuff, but it grows on you..
Denamic 3 years ago
But I digress!
Though it pains me, I will agree that plain rice crackers are kind of.. well, really plain. I, however, like the cheesy ones with tasty spices. Goes down really well, I think.
Love me? I'd be flattered if those words weren't required by your deluded, thought repressing teachings! How can love be taught? Can it be taught any more than delicious candies can be tasted simply by beholding their glory? I think not. 'Tis a shame to see your intellect WASTED on such mindless drivel.
Denamic 3 years ago
Right, hah! HAHAHAHA
Derision and ridicule!
Hateful glares!
You will burn for eternity. I KNOW you can feel the Pastry deep inside, but you just WANT to deny it because you want to go on living your sinful life, laced with candy and rice crackers! ADMIT IT!
Don't you know that you could have your cake AND eat it? With a side order of pie to boot!
I am only able to recognize you as a human being with feelings once you accept the Pastry...
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
Oh, and I do love you, as does the Pastry. I HATE the sinner, not the sin. But you need a good arse kicking none the less. I will ridicule you in the oven, when I am saved and YOU will bake forever. There is no contradiction here, I have the Pastry, and it makes sense to ME!
But I love you...
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
The pastry loves me? So it sends me to the pastry oven to cook for eternity for not conforming to its pastry teachings? Are your thoughts suffering from such bondage that it cannot see what's wrong with this, pitiful pastryist? No, I cannot have this. I must combat your beliefs; save you from this abominable thing, this pastryism. You will see the blessing of free choices of candies and rice crackers, and delicious decisions based not on teachings, but on your own craving.
Denamic 3 years ago
After looking at the wonderful pastry,
I`m damn hungry.
maurieer 4 years ago
Lead us all into temptation
And deliver us from rice crackers
For they are not of the Pastry
'oven'
I'm DYING here. You absolutely amaze me. VERY very very funny.
thinkmorepink 4 years ago
I was never friends with those cake loving bastards!This is Blasphemy!!!!May the great pie in the sky show mercy upon your worthless soul!
worldlystone 4 years ago
I take it you meant to say 'worthless dough', right?
Ha, you sound like a robochick! There, I said it...
And Pastry is the way, the only way, the true path to tingling taste buds!
I will pray for your dough, you rice cracker!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
Excellent!!!
aZeroGodist 4 years ago
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What a sweet video!
farvision 4 years ago
Oven.
Eldxale 4 years ago
Yes, my sister. You do speak truth in your absolutely wonderful Pie given voice you have. It gave me shivers. However, Cakeists will never see the light for they are liars, and they shall be stricken from the path to Pie.
eddygoombah 4 years ago
Oh brother eddy, stray not from the path of Pastry. Pastry is one, all is equal in the wholiness of Pastry. Find forgiveness in thy heart and the Pastry will reward thee with fine crusts and glorious fillings, and the occasional fluffy batter...
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
"oven" that is the greatest ending ever. I am so glad I found this channel. You are a great addition to youtube.
pypermarru1 4 years ago
*blush*
Thanks. Hope you're feeling better!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
You're going to end up in prison for murder. I almost died laughing!
"Oven"
msginca 4 years ago
I don't see any Pancakes in your montage! This is an insult to the Pancakeist doctrine. Your intentions may be good but the road to pie is paved with good intentions. Recant your blasphemy!
atheistliberty 4 years ago
I see, the pancake has hardened your heart to the message of Pastry.
I fear that you can't be saved, your dough is lost forever...
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
i am in awe
eternalundylnglove 4 years ago
Thank Pastry!
OVEN!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
this is brilliant!
eternalundylnglove 4 years ago
*shakes head*
Oh, dear child... All are created equal, the wholy Pastry has no favourites. Repent, and return to the fold, child, for there lies nought but sorrow on this path you have chosen. I fear for your dough, you have led so many astray...
I will pray to the Pastry, so that the Pastry may restore your dough. May the Pastry show you the errors of your way. OVEN!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
i love how you ended the prayer with "oven".
your video truly brought a tear to mine eye. it is a beautiful thought, indeed, that all pastries be one.
only when the pieists start admitting that they came FROM cakes, and are therefore subservient, can the healing process begin.
frisbeesANDflipflops 4 years ago 2