NATIVE PICKUP LINES - PART 1

[TheBugThugz]

OMFG..... That Was F*cking Hilarious!!!!

[aenriquez2loya]

Great

[aenriquez2loya]

Dc

[badkittybarbi]

id cave to any of these lines. smoothhh. haha love it!

[TheFlowerOfDeath]

y.m.c.m.b = you mama can't make bannock lmao

[truthermpstuff]

lol



[big8TSC]

ahaha damn, that kind of stuff just gets too me... lol i basicly just see my dad or some1 else's parents say that kind of stuff lol, pre hilarious

i love being native.... straight up proud brown..... tell me are you pround that your brown.... well if your native lol

[ThePerson7777]

@big8TSC I AM PROUD!!! aye lol :)

[dafunnyrezdawg]

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[zuapax1]

NOW THATS FUNNY!

[IllistBone306]

Can i have your number

[MrWeenuk21]

@187TrapOrDie211 that's what she said

[DownTownBrown1998]

Whats really rez

[211yogi]

@DownTownBrown1998 if you start a fight and ur wife has to finish it

[xbaybiiennx]

LOL we should've been born first cousins, eh we could have had our first kiss together. lmaooo

[MrWeenuk21]

weenuk this so awesome i love this

[mexiLcc]

Nice Superman shirt (y)

[adameve14able]

haha asking to get married was hilarious

[theoldshap]

hahahahaha! this is awesome!

[TheMrBraydon]

Thanks alot man i used these pickup lines and i got a finally got a girlfriend

[tmxxxxx]

Lay's joke, that's a classic, I'm going use that pick-up line.

[ElizabethEFF]

" girls used to run after me all the damn time, that was after i was done throwing rocks at them" LOLOL omg.

[qualqui]

"i wanna taste your mama's bannock",....hmm..what's bannock,...this indian's south of the border in mexico! XD

[JayMurtz]

@qualqui Its like Canadian fry bread. I think its baked, not fried. ha.

[MsRedqueen]

A good hunter, and moose, most be Canadian........ awesome!!!

[LYLEJONSSON1983]

@MsRedqueen life

[MissBellahontas]

"i want to taste your mama's bannock" haha i love this because it's realistic :) native pride & keep it classy!

[abbazabba40]

lmao!  too cute! love it!! :P

[ReesaEnsslin]

You're just a beautiful as my grandma.. ahahahahahha



[flipedup]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA i love this!!

[butkicker75]

or just say "Wer'e not cousins, right? Just making sure"

or "I have 60 hoses"

[HYPHYPRINCESS916]

@butkicker75 i have to ask that all the time! haha

[bcdjchipmunck]

hahah omg love this <333 " girls used to run after me all the time........after i threw rocks at them"

[Zarrid15]

That's too funny! I had to pause it to laugh lol

[PotawatomiApiwa]

lol. do you have a girlfriend, yet?

[db420blazin]

TOO FUNNY



[TheeUrbanGentleman]

speek bannock

[hudemac]

This is F33cking hilarious!!!!!



[kilroy920]

huh we go to da pow wow in grand portage augost 17 2011

[HeapPlentyFunny]

"...I hope you're not my cuzzin'..." ;-)

[bentoniloveyou]

lol hahahah i wanna taste your grandmother baneks lool

[djwaglmuffin]

B-45

[Mashkikiwan]

hEY rEZ dOG cHECK OUT MY LIL VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!11 AHAHAHAH

[SuperTristan87]

I've come to watch this cause its Powwow season. (: Taking some notes.

[rabekahwashington]

@SuperTristan87 That comment made me laugh SO hard!!!!!!!

[Rawk69ing]

"I promise... I promise i won't kick the shit out of you like all your other boyfriends" Lmmfao!

[MissesSayers88]

Lmao..

[qualitycaprine]

this must work pretty well with the amount of babies running around on the rez

[dinos187]

i wanna taste your mammas banic lmao

[Sammy59510]

that was cool

[SpiderBoy1Production]

oh hey cuzzins add me ay. im a native guy from kanata

[pkbitch1419]

this is what ill use to my girlfriend......lmao.....

[sarhuh74]

girrrrl you so hot you make my tee-pee go to a second story

[leegersh]

How does a native get a table at a restaurant?  They call and make a reservation

[leegersh]

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse

[jcmr08]

BAHAHAH i love natives <3

[dudewicket5150]

good job man there some good stuff in there and im a fuckin white guy sayin that ...look forward to watching some more vids.

[Way2Smexxy4You]

LMAO, "Hey Girl. . .We Shudda Been Born Cousins. .We Wudda Had Our First Kiss Together" thats Hilarious =) lol

LOL " U Wanna Take Me Home. . . I Wanna Taste Your Mama's Bannock" I love that one hahaha very funny

[nikkirunningbear1]

LOL, to funny haha ha ha.

[animosity788]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe we should have been cousins we would have already had our first kiss

[Metelhead1990]

you bro like your vid lol funny shit native pride man!

[AlexisMcRutledge]

Oh my god. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

my town is like, full of native people.. I wanted to post this on my Facebook , but i think id get the shit kicked outta me. ahhaha

[dafunnyrezdawg]

@AlexisMcRutledge LOL! 

[kussh204]

@AlexisMcRutledge its not offensive, its hillarious ! . just dont act racist or use it in racist terms and you'd be just fine .

[sxxiemelmo]

@AlexisMcRutledge Lmfaooo !! xD

[N8tiveBarbie1]

Hahaha Siv'ahh This Pretty Funny LOL Ayee! Haha Jks

[fortier2727]

meh are you using the computer in the band office? lol

[imre420]

Ehhhhhhhhh!

[pattersonlax48]

Man I swear all Natives are the same. LOL

[dafunnyrezdawg]

87 people don't want to get Lay's tonight! xD

[Msgagnon09]

I promise I'll never kick the shit out of you like all of the other guys you've been with.. xD lol.. this is just soooo hilarious xD

[damedboy19]

gotta agirl to say that im cute by doin the bingo number thing there i think it actually works lol

[dafunnyrezdawg]

@damedboy19 hahahaha GREAT!

[BRITTANYTURNCLIFFE]

lol

[CptnMoe]

i got my own boat n motor !! haha

[1venomous1]

Yup, awesome sense of humor!!! Funny shit man, but goood...lol

[XxMyxSickxStoryxX]

damn dude this is funny, its nice to see a native with a sense of humor

[tRiipl3s3c]

Aye Girl I Think Your Thong Is Showing..

Is That DeerHide Or MooseHide?/

Damn That Was Funny.. 

[eddywaskahat]

hahaha thats phucked up yo

[plinkertoys]

you had me from the boat and motor....and it's half a moon.... now I throw rocks....are you vain?.... I am beautiful.....wait a minute....breathe....my daughter was looking at you???.... skin to skin, baby.... I'll meet you in my boat.....bring beer....

[KahPow84]

aha this is funny :D

[JourneyRocks81]

your funny brotherman...good job! sounds like my friend on my rez, he talks just like that....usually i headout when he starts talking like that with guys women....peace bro.

[Randompzycho]

deer hide or moose hide? lol

[DYLNKYLE]

I Wanna Taste Ur Momma's Bannock Lmfao

[lilheartniki]

Native Priiide ;) 

[MissDownWithTheBrown]

lmfao these are funny

[TheFlamingSasuke]

OMFG YOU ARE BEYOND EPIC!!!

[MegaBlitz25]

MAN YOUR FUCKING AWESOME!!! IM NATIVE TO AND PLAY HOCKEY!!

[nawklet111]

this sucks...cheesy!!

[iHOTbOxMYCaR420]

Is that deer hide or moose hide? :P

[KaySuper1980]

cool/funny vid btw. (:

[dafunnyrezdawg]

WOW a quarter million views! lol never thought this video would go that far,

[BoomerSnap]

HAHAHAHA! Totally great.

[Rezwar79]

Hey baby, I can make a teepee with just my blanket. 

[TangibleImages]

Sum gude lynes, and I tried dem...some of dem don't werk.

[PokemonKenobi]

Pretty funny eh! "Gramma"...LOL. It made laff til I stopped.

[Cutesakura19]

lol my first kiss was with my cousin ._.

[WeTalk09]

Hey, Gurl. What's your number....You got no minutes? oh okay, what's your Grandma's number so I can Call you.

[MrROTD]

Deer hide thong nice!

[WingWithNoFear14]

Tonights a full moon. Yeah... Its a beautiful night to fall in love.

its the best.

[judyloch]

lmao lmao lmao

[KissingBieber]

i love the native accent ;)

[86ilovepink86]

lol

[mistahmeaner]

Can I have you favorite bingo number?!!!!!

[xxxRaaawwwrZxxx]

lmao 'we shoulda been cousins we wouldve had our first kiss together' xD a person in my class said this to me xD

[dafunnyrezdawg]

@xxxRaaawwwrZxxx probably got it from here..lol..its good to know some dudez are takin it for a field test. ROFL

[jZZycake]

lmao! <3

[TWOhits6]

i promise ill never kick the shit outta you like all the other guys you been with lol

[EspanolaNewMexico]

love Rez lol true native

[badboysrbad2]

good shit on the bannok

[missjerk1989]

lmfao ! "can iHave your bingo number"

[n8tivesmilezz]

NIce...

[kaylakurys]

lmfaoo bet you can't eat just one:D

[thompsonnative]

Dude this video was fukin funny as hell keep it goin' enit.

[ppaperplanes]

HAHAHAHA

[LadyHollywoodLoca]

i met a native american guy back in Australia he said "I wanna pow wow your dream catcher" lolz!

[TheUndeadZombiex]

@LadyHollywoodLoca Hahahaha. That's great. 

[lindagalvn123]

This Reminds Me Of All Da Boys On Da Rez Haha

[numberr088]

LMAO!!

[000koolaidman]

haha funny lmao !!

[Ladyknowinglydivine]

lol sounds so native...

[xXxHaloGirlxXx]

hola ba, u soun jus like a real skin ma bro. c u on da rez.

[lakotaprincess1982]

youre way too funny keep it up neege

[andyvjk]

"Is that deer hide or moose hide" lmao funny shit

[LeixDevine]

We shouldnt have been born first cousins LMAO Love this shit!!!!

[veronicalarochelle]

lmfao omg i have actaully heard sum of those before hahaha . . . kewl homie kewl as ice :P

[SuperflyMaria22]

YES !!! I'LL MARRY YOU !

[kieraya]

if you and another person acted it out.. it just might have potential.

sorry i sound like a judge.. lol. just finished watching americas got talent. lol.

[ksniveegirl]

You had me at "your a pretty d*mn good hunter~!" My bingo number is 29 ... 30... 10.

[FirstBestToLastBest]

Lol, this was too cute. I'd fall for something cheesey like that. Lol, good job. :)

[MrCrowther123456789]

chug

[mzwickedlette88]

lol Love it

[BeautyNoolea]

HAHA what have you been smoking??

[24slipking]

@prestonblueboy17 its burnstick but if that was intentional good job

[vincentvalentinedark]

Hahahaha! Brilliant and cute! Made me really laugh!!

[kingphilly3000]

FUKKEN RIGHT ON NEJON

[johnfogertyfan1]

yum mah ,,, this is so cheesie ... but funny 2

[Theblackbarbie698]

haha lol

[PimpyMcHoSmack]

This shit had me rolling, lol. "Hey girl!" rofl.

[Datpimpuhate]

LMFAO @ lays..thats some funny sheot--dope vid

[Rbzc]

Which tribe are you ?

[greeneyedna8ve]

lol......gud ones 

[hopichick13]

u sound like my fren marlin lol

[kolerocks74]

were are u frum

[ravenblood28]

lol nice.

[SasaGurl2008]

This Is Funny Sh!t! Lmfao!

[kittykat677]

lol funny ass shit man!

[CiaraXph]

ahha dats funny

[MediaX3]

Regular or supreme?

[dafunnyrezdawg]

@MediaX3 Rippled BBQ

..lol

[hannahbanana1591]

AWL COOL!

[westfortstreetfighte]

@dafunnyrezdawg greatt vidd

[TheFancy101]

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao Hahahaha

[xXPuRdYmOnSteRXx]

your pretty as my grandma you know

HAHAHA XD

[eeeboi]

lololol , this wack shiit :L big nate.

saaaskatoon3o6 yeeyah

[DoNaVaNq]

1:02

hahaha

2:25

hahaahh

[williiamm23]

hahahahahahaha omfg

[Xyan11]

Your fav bingo number xD

[TwiztidBighaze]

I wana taste your mommas bannock... that's the funniest one on here hahahhaa

[riverunner17]

lmfao nice this is some hilarious shit

[Sparvb]

hahahahha

[Homicidexx]

aha i love you

[ThePaiuteNative]

i bet hes navaho.

[HarvesterOfDeath07]

lmfao , i love the straight up part "WANNA GET MARRIED?"

[Coleymoley1]

wuff waaaa hiii real navajo!!!! hahaha

[O1L3Rfan]

hey girl, i can see your thong... is dat deer hide or moose hide. LMFAO

[ZoZo2722]

ENNIT!

[taraMarie54]

lmfaooo i wanna taste ur mommas banick

[17shaane]

@taraMarie54 banick ? its bannock ..

[sharpshooter1296]

Znaaaay dur boy!! xD

[MrRoachclips]

funny enit

[stephanievelasco09]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!