Bill Dawes - Texting with Girls

[HBCult]

this is sorta true..haha that's why its hilarious

[TafkaFPS]

Confused face my ass that was a trollface :D

[ProducShuns]

he should just reply with a 'y' to every txt she sends him now

[konalanz10]

so true.

[NYCStoopTV]

This guy reminds me of a young, happier Ale Bundy...I dunno

[PurplePower1011]

@NYCStoopTV Definitely.

[TheSubbingMan]

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8Q

drowny face

[optiKalismo]

LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE!!!!!

[TheRh2489]

thumbs up if your leaning on you left elbow

[WeAreCameron]

@TheRh2489 what the shit?

[afrothunda128]

Looks like the white version of Mario Lopez.

[chiCkenwinG945]

Ive seen this dude somewhere in a movie or something but where!?

[kngofhrts13]

he kinda look like Coco! LOL

[darkcurrypowder]

thats a troll face if I've ever seen one

[NexisFilms]

Everything this guy says is SOOO true !!

[aeon23]

I hate the audiences at standup shows, because they laugh at everything.

[squeezeslemons]

@aeon23 laughing? at the laugh factory? are they supposed to just sit there stone faced...

[aeon23]

@squeezeslemons-No, they're supposed to laugh at funny things. Not every single thing the comedian says...funny or not. Half of them are laughing because the other people are laughing.

[Eetaq]

@aeon23 party pooper.

[aeon23]

@Eetaq *shrug*

[GBSinc1]

'OMG PEOPLE WHO DON'T ANSWER ARE STOOOOPID' Or have a life.

[wubs23]

hahaha hilarious! xD

[Quie7Sculp7ure]

 o o o

:0

[sistagirl196]

A true man who cares about u will most definitely text u bak since they wanna talk to u unlike others who think its kool to keep women waiting. Most men who do tht r idiots and obviously wanna a break up -_-

[666blacklove]

Not all teenager girls are like that. Take me for example, I own a cell phone, my boyfriend owns a cell phone, we don't text each other often. If we do it's not stupid shit like what we did unless it's actually important. Not all young teenager girls are stupid. And maybe since you are way older than a teenager stop being a fucking pedo and date someone your age. Grow the fuck up man. Seriously.

[iGotUrLimeSoda]

@666blacklove lol @ ur name 666blacklove

[explictx420]

@666blacklove Or maybe you should stop being a fucking cunt and realize that he said "younger women" and not teenagers.

[hotdamnfuzzybunnies]

d(o_o)b

[DrinkSkateSleep]

8====D

[BigboyDownStairs]

'{-_-}' 

[TheMetalApocalipse]

XoX

[foxycat90210]

wat types of retarded bimbos has he dated?

[omgwheresthepie]

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[JTeeProductions]

\(*o*)/

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[sadieswithme]

\(-o-)/

[samsteam1]

X_X

[hcasfamily]

YEA CHEESE



[SkwerlBergamot]

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[tbeatty08]

lol is a drowning face. the l's are arms and the o is the head.

[cigarettesarebad]

rofl this shit is funny as fuck

[Oxyfresch]

Is it just me that thinks he looks like Bastian Schweinsteiger? :D

[oratorman]

This joke is funny because it's true. Any guy who's dated young girls in their teens or twenties knows exactly where this dude is coming from. It's annoying as hell but we guys play along cause we want the pussy. Call me a jerk if you want, but I have girls text me "hey", and then I have to text back "hey", she texts :P, then I go, :D, she texts "lol", and then I ignore her and 3 hours later she texts "What's wrong? You're not talking anymore.." I don't think we were ever talking girl :P

[Christos79]

@oratorman right on brother! :D 

[Kay2be2M]

@oratorman I would never text a guy with stupid brainless stuff like that but I've stopped talking to guys all together because they wouldn't reply fast enough. One guy wouldn't reply to me till 8 hours later. So I decided he wasn't worth it and ignored him completely. Then HE was the one asking what's wrong haha! but I never talked to him again. It isn't fun when the tables are turned.

[oratorman]

@Kay2be2M I'm sorry to hear about that guy who wouldn't reply to you till 8 hours later. A lot of stupid guys think that it's good to wait several hours to reply to a girl, because they are afraid that if they reply too quickly it will make them look desperate/needy and it will turn the girl off. That's what they think. But they are wrong, and if a girl waits 8 hours to reply to my texts I will usually tell her to stop playing the stupid waiting game and to fuck off.

[oratorman]

@Kay2be2M I don't wait to reply to a girl if I like her, I will text her 5 or 10 minutes later usually since I have my phone on me most of the time. If the girl texts me stupid brainless stuff like, "Hey", then I won't answer her fast, and that's if I decide to answer at all. My comment was mostly referring to this 19 yo girl I dated a couple months ago and she would text me silly ":P" or "hey" all the time and it was so annoying. I broke up with her because she was so annoying.

[oratorman]

@Kay2be2M Now I'm dating a different woman and we can talk on the phone for hours and we never run out of things to talk about, it's great. I think a girl like you should consider dating a guy for intelligence and you will find the smarter guys will respect a girl who has interesting and insightful things to say and will not ignore you, only immature boys think waiting 8 hours to reply to you will make you like them more. If you're 25 it's a shame many guys your age are still immature.

[Kay2be2M]

@oratorman yeah well apparently 25 is the new 15 in the text world. I don't know who they think they're fooling with the waiting game when everyone knows that everyone now a days carries their phone closer to them than they do they're own children. Good to know there are still good guys out there. Good luck with the new girlfriend :)

[theomega616]

@Kay2be2M Don't have kids ....

[Kay2be2M]

@theomega616 I was reffering to smartphone obsessed people who's phone seems to be the most important thing in their lives. Not me.

[zkundinger]

@Kay2be2M i sure hope their phone is closer to them than their own children considering the phone is in their pocket...lol

[MrASquared100]

drownny face!

[Kasindra77]

~~~~~lol~~~~~~

[rummy389]

Haha doesn't lol = Drowny Face?

[GdoubleWB]

Drowny face: -=-=-=-=-=XoX-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

[SLOTloven]

I wish I could come up with a good drowny face...

[Fasil777]

this dude is lame

[tantheman32ify]

wwwwwww X X  ___

[Kainthemain]

this is actually true :)

[alwys2die4]

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[ethanuncensored]

I was eating cheese while watching this.

[ksebomb69]

drowny face = X_X

[PABPrankCalls]

oh dear god. I'm in my 40s. I send text messages. I think I'll swim farther myself :(

[DailyDrewski]

~~~~^~~~~lol~~~~ shark attack face.

[kaichrono]

LMAO

[moreheadd93]

THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS HELL. ONE OF THE BETTER VIDS UPLOADED RECENTLY

[YungJazz818]

~~~~~ <- water

-_- <- drowned already, face!

[Dafluffy1]

yay cheese :)

[1misanthropist]

This is why I could never own a fucking cell phone. Stupid-ass 19 year old kids with their mundane "omg" bullshit. Why be an attention whores ?

[kiddasean]

@1misanthropist you obviously don't have a lot of faith in your friends. unlike the internet, cell phones let you communicate with those who have your number. so solution? don't give out your number to 'stupid-ass 19 year old kids with their mundane "omg" bullshit' :)

[ksebomb69]

@1misanthropist i love how u call others attention whores ...but you comment on this video like anyone gives a fuck.

[msane4XX]

I hate that fucking look he does. With his chin.

[ClaritySWE]

That might be the longest tie I have ever seen in my entire life.

[whisperandsecret]

*0* <--- Drowney face. :D

[nintendogss]

╭∩╮⋋_⋌╭∩╮



[bioliymusiclover]

~~~~\O/~~~~  5 minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~

[YeeSoest]

oooooo  :-O

[YeeSoest]

@YeeSoest see? that´s air bubbles rising to the surface...i know, it´s stupid...

[hunniarab]

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[MoeyXD]

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yup.

[taekwonico]

Haha

[Frankkiiieeee]

________\(..)/_______

[yyhlover]

I resent his first statement, but I have received similar text messages from both my guy and girl friends.

[FoxFlame625]

~~~~~~lol~~~~~

[llcoolljam]

XD

[QuickScope0308]

Drowny Face- ~~~~~\0/~~~~~~~~

[JerryBeatFreak]

I didn't know you could swim in sand...

[DaNamesJesus]

@JerryBeatFreak what?

[ksebomb69]

@JerryBeatFreak hahahaha i sure hope ur not serious

[LauraMocean]

yay adventure:))

[leb4life97]

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[irockfannypacks]

this joke sounds similar to chris d'elia's

[ZEROXBahamut]

8===D

[chibigrunt]

lol.... ~~~~\0/~~~~ but everyone's doing that one X(... going Japanese style:

人人人人人人人ヾ( ;×o×)〃 人人人

[SUPERCABOOSE99]

@chibigrunt THATS MEAN BUT FUCKING FUNNY

[chibigrunt]

@SUPERCABOOSE99 I didn't mean to be offensive ;n;...

[chibigrunt]

@SUPERCABOOSE99 I meant that it was a Japanese style emote, lol :P

[cyrafari]

~~~~~~\o~~~~~~~~ <- Any minute now.

[DanHipp]

('''} (>o<) {''') The Best Drownyface!

[senningenin129]

~lol~

[StephonST]

~~Dx~~. Im so original.

[Issaquan5]

\o/



[39thSLaP]

x__x

[asianmatt2012]

This guy was pretty corny. That's all.

[Rickaronni]

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[StephonST]

@Rickaronni Drownings the least of his concerns..lol

[campstar19]

(^^^) Shark attack XD

[nathanielisanactor]

I was going to dislike, until he said "drowney" face and i laughed.

[tionlover]

The sad thing is this happens to me and I'm a guy. No love for my texts

[lastho]

No, just don't respond to texts; If it's important, they'll call you. And they'll stop sending you shitty texts because they know you don't respond.

[Ojokernegro]

@lastho they will find a guy who will respond to their texts you mean.

[lastho]

@Ojokernegro if a girl ever gave me an ultimatum like that, I'd text her "gtfo"

[SupaAmi]

This guy comes off so creepy... I could imagine him strangling the young bimbos he's talking about.

[Noemro]

@SupaAmi they probably deserved it ;)

[DrinkSkateSleep]

8====D <--- Drowny face/Penis, I win.

[stas2000]

what's wrong with that?! funny stuff and well performed, about something that is so true... ~~~~~~\(x.x)/~~~~~

[dustybeijing]

An "adult"? This was some of the most immature humour I've heard from TLF... not impressed

[Zorayda85]

lol Never dated a younger girl so I wouldn't know. Just kidding. I'm going out with one right now.

[PumaFau]

"You got to respond"

I'm only 17 and I even know this.

[DawnOfThaDusk]

This dudes facial expressions are hilarious

[DinkyMax]

305 person were girls too dumb to understand...no offense

[awesomejoe1333]

Awesome!!!

[Trippze]

drowny face: --------~~~~C==========3

[InGallifrey]

hmm....

shit...

Should I view this as the jerk that I sometimes am

or should I view this as a female...

I did kinda laugh But it's fucked up...

[LINKTheReaper]

@InGallifrey yea most things that are true are fucked up for the ppl its talking about lol

[InGallifrey]

@LINKTheReaper You are so right haha!

[1256487913102713]

~~~~~~~~\o/~~~~~~~ --> drowny face

[youngfreedom93]

@1256487913102713 lmao

[KemicalPain]

@1256487913102713 you stole my joke.

[1256487913102713]

@KemicalPain  i just improved it

[sendorm]

not funny. 

[Sk8ingPimpp]

Drowny face----> ~~~~~~~~ D: ~~~~~~~

[dreapster]

X _X <---Drowny face

[acdnan]

that suck so bad.

[rashid44]

I like cheese :]]] !!

[Methos200686]

Ugh, comedians should avoid texting routines

[meeatfood2]

Drowny face ---> ~~~l@l~~~

[azzamms]

HAHAHAHA lol so true xD

[phreestylesk8r]

so true

[FeebleNosemanny]

Wow that was bad.

[Shookones91]

sad but true

[TrajektorieLogik]

That was lame.

[WhatAxBrit]

old material, still funny.

[MGGC15]

tosh?



[ssjTeXas]

yay cheese! lol

[3CuSO4]

7 girls dislike this video... :)

[KemicalPain]

Drowny Face --> lol

Think about it.

*cough* arms *cough*

[1256487913102713]

@KemicalPain and i knew that one before so stfu

[KemicalPain]

@1256487913102713 mine was original. yours was just an overkill ...

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

even better drowny face. x_x

[zabo358pure]

haha this guy is fucking great!!!!

[KemicalPain]

Last line was golden.

[TheLaughFactory]

@KemicalPain Yeah, I am loving everyone's comments with their version of it would look!

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

Here's what I thought about this one... ITS GOOD!!! \o/

[heavenlydevilsgrin]

haha drowney face had me crack up

[utubesqueeze]

He's kinda funny. Jokes a bit evil, expense of others, but it's not outright bad and he does have good delivery. :)

[Nootson08]

drowney face... I wonder how that goes.

[Shizzless]

@Nootson08 °°°°°°x-(

[trueblueg8tor]

Not funny

[3wademiami]

@trueblueg8tor why u mad girl?

[orcundemirckn]

the texting girl just seen the video

[bunik007]

wack shit

[austizz1e]

@bunik007 you a young girl? It was funny.

[HardingoLee]

1:15 funniest part. (sound off)

[SpidersAreNotScary]

Question: Was that drowny face this one? ---> lol

Lol, sorry for the bad joke, I couldn't help it.

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

@SpidersAreNotScary \o/ that one.

[MHE602]

85th

[soldout1986]

failed first comment down there