Jay and Silent Bob - Clit Commander

[blackbear91]

just nibble.

[xneomattx]

Lol lol lol epic jay and silent bob are just pure ledge

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Is it wrong for a chick to masturbate while watching this? (not saying is was me)

[mmaier2112]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne You cunt tease, you.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@mmaier2112 I'm straight but I'm tired of guys who don't know what a clit is or how to touch it

[mmaier2112]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne Well if you reward men that give bad sex, you're gonna keep gettin' it.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@mmaier2112 NEVER do it with a man who doesn't know what a clit is or how to use it

[mmaier2112]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne Seeing as how I'm a man, I don't care what men do or do not know about sex.

Actually, I hope they DON'T know anything, because it makes me look much better by way of comparison when I go on my carpet-munching missions. Ummmmmmmm.......

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@mmaier2112 but women these days fake it to make the guy happy

[mmaier2112]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne I suspect it's often been that way. But that's a very stupid approach. If you act like you like what a man's doing, 1) how does he know he's not effective 2) what incentive does he have to improve and 3) why should he CARE since you obviously don't?

I always liked Damon Wayons' answer to women not getting off during sex. Just lie there, looking bored. Then the man's ego will kick in and he'll become DETERMINED to make you cum.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@mmaier2112 what I meant was women who just wanna get it over with tend to fake it when doing the deed

[Scrottobaggns]

@mmaier2112 Women still have carpet? Figured they'd all be shaved this day and age.

[mmaier2112]

@Scrottobaggns I don't get the shaved thing. It does nothing for me.

[MsChilichick]

uuhhhh you little Fuck . . . . ( : 

[naruF]

"the female clitoris?"

ahahha

[SiCkSkiiLz13]

thumbs up if, you went down on a girl, and jay's face from this vid popped up :o

[Macca1969]

I haven't seen this movie in years and that was like the funniest thing ever!!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

At least Jay knows how to get a female off and the answer is not the G Spot sorry guys

[MetaWolfakaZERO]

No one rolls a clit like me, not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there lmfaooo

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@MetaWolfakaZERO that's right

[TheNicoli12345]

2 people dont know what a clit is

[Kimmyyboo93]

LMAO! xD

[StopDropDoBarrelRoll]

Citizens of Utah, DO NOT stimulate the C.L.I.T.

[thrillahify]

Nah it's cool, there's a few things I could say about the clit I want you to hear...

[gamemaster014]

I am the master of the clit.

[ErolDowney]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[A7Xafterlife94]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work

[Skeeneer]

Lmao my friend constantly says that

[CapnJay214Supra]

Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes!

[Revan69911]

2 people don't know how to roll a clit

[Revan69911]

funniest shit ever!!!

[ADL718]

hahahahahahaha!

[Johnny5liter]

The female clitoris?

[MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881]

I am the clit commander Haha :)

[q1111w]

I am the master of the clit Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work

[TiffanyCoomes]

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGG.

The ending made my mother fucking night.

Love this movie.

;D

[TheClittComander]

sup bitches?

[INiGhTIMoNkEy]

0:40 to 0:45 is the best bit. Choked on my drink I was laughin' so much.

[xen32]

В нашей озвучке в разы лучше.

[jjdude630]

PRICELESS!

[69skateordie]

i thaught i was the clit commander :.(

[Jman2113]

this has had me loling ncontrollably for 15 mins.

[w1llz]

"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mink787]

what's a clit?

[lolaboox3]

@mink787 are you serious?

[mink787]

@lolaboox3 =D gotcha!

[asphyxed]

LOL love this dialogue

It also ended up as an intro to the song "Orgasmic Flesh Feed" by Lividity

[YukonGamer]

NOT THIS LITTLE FUCK ! NONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS OUT THERE ROFLRFGAGJOBJRFHJHOYJYH

[apathyandempathy]

the best fucking scene of all time man.

[numnutth]

"the female clitoris?" ROFL

[10ssomeone]

This must be the most brilliant scene in history ..

[YukonGamer]

REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE WHEREVER YOU SEE CLIT YOU'LL SEE THIS FUCKNG FACE !. LOL BEST SCENE EVER ...... EVER

[rosey4exclaim]

I just saw the movie on TV, and this part is sooooooo fucked up! Dx

This is the most epic part of the movie!  xD

[thomasLink]

I am the master of the clit

Remember this fucking face

Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face

I make that shit work

No one rules the clit like me

Not this little fuck

None of you little fucks out there

I am the clit commander

♥ epic

[thomasLink]

I am the master of the clit

Remember this fucking face

Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face

I make that shit work

No one rules the clit like me

Not this little fuck

None of you little fucks out there

I am the clit commander

♥ epic

[carlcuratolo]

i am the real clit commander 

[bryanrose15]

LMFAO

[DeadSkullFace]

jay and silent bob PWN

[SolidusSnacks]

lol @ vid

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lol @ comments

[Leberwolf]

i make that shit work ^^

best

[Leberwolf]

I make that work ^^ best

[Shuriken862]

The german version is better :/

[whatugundo]

@Shuriken862 ..yes probably is if you fucking speak german ? lmfao what a retard comment

[Shuriken862]

@whatugundo Yeah, start learning german, dumbass! lmfao, what a retard reply.

[whatugundo]

@Shuriken862 ..why would i want to learn german ? idiot....

[Shuriken862]

@whatugundo because you are meecrob! meecrob...

[whatugundo]

@Shuriken862 ..so your calling me some cripsy noodles ? nice 1 ...DICK HEAD ! DICKHEAD....

[Shuriken862]

@whatugundo yeah, I knew you wouldn't get it 'cause you're too stupid. Now stop wasting my time.

[whatugundo]

@Shuriken862 ...yes because it makes no fucking sense you drylunch

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

I wanna do that chick

[mrjemjam04]

lawl

[theoneandonlysarab]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER, WHERE EVER YOU SEE THE CLIT YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN FACE haha i love it <3

[1272010]

ROFLMFAO

[skigh45]

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT. REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE, RIGHT WHEN YOU SEE THE CLIT YOU'LL SEE THIS FUCKING FACE!, I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK NO ONE KNOWS A CLIT LIKE ME, NOT THIS LIL FUCK!, NONE OF YOU LIL FUCKS OUT THERE! I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!

[EZMONEY209]

Tht bitch says clitoris so fucking sexxy

[Medabg88]

I make that shit work!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

I want eliza dushku's on my face...

[snoochtothanooch11]

The female clitoris?

[soccRshark395]

did anyone else burst out laughing @ 0:23 ?

[darksayese]

OH YOU LIL FUCK HAHAHAHA

[jacobburneson]

I AM THE CLIT COMANDER! When ever u see a clit u will remember this fucking face! Lol awsome

[Discokid715]

I love shannon elizabeth. ;)

[HalfBreedWarrior5696]

the female clit? such a jackass



[hellraiza81]

LMAO I lost count of how many times i've watched this movie. I wish they would have made another Jay and silent bob movie.

[iDuffdabestweed]

ahahahaahhahahahhahahahahahaha­ah

[420BurnaBlunt]

your the fuckin man for uploading this video thanks

[TheKannabisking]

dont forget to bite the clit

[karliiess]

@TheKannabisking OUUUCH . Lol that's a no no

[theun4givn2]

lol!!!!!

[AshleyTheWereAbout]

omg i think i just fell inlove lolololololol amazingly funnny

[SailsOfLiberty]

'' I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER ''

lmfao

[djm0ns]

Я клитором командую!

[HalfBreedWarrior5696]

@djm0ns yep

[Ceel942]

i am commander shephard and i like clits

[eatyourdamnveggies]

@Ceel942 Mass Effect 2 ftw. Hahah.

[1Halford1]

rofl

[deejay114]

then i rub my nose!!!! LMFOA

[MrApophis]

I am the clit commander.

[TripleRp]

One of the greatest comedy movie performances of all time.

[blessamilkcow]

rub the nose!!!!! rofl

[PegsFinest]

i make that shit work! LOL!

[Nascarhappyfan]

0:40 mwhahha!

[HolySasquatchTurd]

I pinch it like this... oh you little fuck and I rub it on my nose

[omxpablo19]

funniest part.  that shit had me in tears.

[MostLoveHurts]

xD..love it :P

[BenC0hen]

fuck it i am the clit commander

[74711453]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[senpuu1440]

@74711453 you cannot be the clit commander, BECAUSE I AM THE TRUE COMMANDER OF THE CLIT.

[JaredHatesPie]

WE ARE THE CLIT, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

[wozerti21]

lol

[omxpablo19]

0:40 - 0:46

[Masterchief369]

"The female clitoris?"

........"yes!?"

XD

[o0oSingingMachineo0o]

" oohh you little f*** " haha funny

[Aykeybeatz]

I fucking love jay and silent bob..."strike back" was one of the funniest movies ever.

And they always had a great cast.

[irpwnage1337]

haha classic

[monicannabella]

I wouldn't mind seeing Jay's face next to my clit.

[TheWicked213]

Good Answer LoL

[FULAS714x20]

dirty =)

[CobaltCinema]

@monicannabella whore

[bwmin]

female clitoris? LOL

[And502]

"oh i will"

[matthewashtondrummer]

"No one rules a Clit like me, Not this little Fuck, None of you little fucks" haha classic!

[jakegloveslap]

ohhhh you little fuck ahahahaha

[Tevez2468]

What film is this from?

[rjport]

Jay and Silent Bob strike back

[yustforfunonly]

vaginas and clits rock

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@yustforfunonly but every time i see clit i think of jays face now D=

[goochstank]

where ever u see this face u will see CLIT!!

[and1f34]

naaaa its like: "remmember this fucking face, worever you see C.L.I.T you see this fucking face!!" HAHA!

gold movie.

[Critchy39]

Terrifying!

[bourdie1979]

So awesome

[Soulbuddies]

0:40-0:47 ftw

[HeavyMetalen666]

I pinch you like oooohohoh you little fuck

[gregster702]

I AM THE Clit Commander

[yustforfunonly]

that's sexy, lol

[ElOmarco]

WAAJAJAJJAJAJAJA!!! X'D

[ChemR805]

ONE MORE MOVIE

ONE MORE MOVIE

[dragonborg1]

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!

[tapisback]

lmfao this is funny

[Hootie38222]

coalition for liberation of itinerate tree dwellers. (C.L.I.T.) or Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes (L.A.B.I.A.) God I just realized how much I love this movie.....Applesauce Bitch

[maskerxavii]

lolololololoolollololollo

[whereismymindddddd]

Lmfao.

[geoffhudd]

lol!?

[ZaciiiBoii]

LOL !!

[mikesmith2067]

he says, the female clitoris?......hahah.....cleve­r

[xBreBrox]

ahhh NOOOOOOBBB!

"not this little fuck.. none of you little fucks!"

[XXGAMER13XX]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[youngbrabbit]

coalition for liberation of..something. dam i just watched it this morning!

[plzbeme1]

What does CLIT stand for again?

[hcjwss]

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree dwellers

[actraiser2k1]

Nobody rolls a clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there! I have seen this clip an ungodly amount of times, and it still makes me LOL.

[blindlemonlipshitz]

ooooh you little fuck

[NikkiBaby66]

Fricken hilarious <33

Jay is soooo cute :)

[ElementalTJ]

I make that shit WORK!

[xxTakeXXMeXXAwayxx]

LMAO. Wow. XD

[dre261]

This video is made up of pure win.

[kpinkcat]

ohhhhhhh shit!!!!!!!!

that is some fucking good ass shit right there!!!!!!!!!!

[SunSnack1988]

my fav part of the movie xD

[patriotsdynasty12189]

hahahhhahahaahahaahhaha

[StrokaviMozak]

loool xD

[TruSticKyBudZ]

LOL...im the clit commander..what a genius movie