Achmed - the dead terrorist EngSub Part1

[TheSomeoneOnEarth1Hi]

if he doesn't have an...a- butt, how does he sit down? o.e

[TheOldcountryboy]

he has gas...

[theawesomeman23]

X2

[NGRAVEZ18]

hahahaa esto da gracia

[147Amber]

1:30

[TheRandomvids8]

I'm dead?... I just got my flu shot!

[narutooopizzza]

Lol you spelled it wrong its not kill its keel

[annamark45]

LOloOOlloloLOLLlolll...xD

goddamnit...i-i mean allahdamnit..

[UTFOOTBALL2088]

this is hilarious!

[LBholloman]

OMFG, A 3.1.3 JAILBREAK, ADD THIS TO URL: /watch?v=qyuwJLBelTQ

[Football4894]

he stole my man

[tetrizkidz]

A....C.....FLEMMMMMCHEICC

fkin so funny :D

[capriinjection]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

[DJ1110ify]

knock knock

whos there?

jose

jose who?

PUSSY

makes no sense whatsoever!!!!!!! lmfao

[dirosaga]

Lol. What would comedy be without racism?

[tharaafifah]

allah damn it ? please guarded language

[kbddon]

@tharaafifah

that's not the subtitler's fault, if i may point out. anything to say, ask the one who said the words, not one who let the others know about it.

[scroolflux]

phlegm.

[SuperCakeGuy]

Actually pretty good subtittling!

But just 1 mistake: Frikin'

It's Freakin'

Or Freaking

;)

But else VERY Good!

[csiNEWYORKrocks]

those eyes freak me out!!! lol :)

[qutssk93]

very funny .....

[UsagiFirex]

hm.... I just saw one mistake... It's "what happened to my feet?" not "feed" but it's quite nice ;) congratulations ^^

[PCGAMEfreak]

Jeff: So, your a terrorist.

Achmed: Yes, I'm a terrorist.

Jeff: What kind of terrorist?

Achmed: A terrifying...terrorist.

[kingkid3210]

-LOL FUNNY!!!!!!~

[nyamkav1]

Lol this is the best

[kissarmyrules]

rofl i love jeff dunham's work, can anybody tell me the name of the video it's from? XD

[missblue45]

This is from his video "Spark of Insanity"

[kissarmyrules]

ahh, okay thank you very much!!! =D

[missblue45]

You are welcome..I bought the dvd and can't quit laughing

[Magnesiur]

I saw this on Comedy Central its from his comedy show Jeff Dunham: A Spark of Insanity

[kissarmyrules]

yeah i know, found out from missblue45, before you :P but thanks all the same, really appreciate it :)

[winkelsbergkatif7]

serious stuff about JIHAD and related subjects I placed in my channel, you can tell also others if you like. thanks

[kutekc]

are these the virgins?:D

[kutekc]

a terifing terrist

[Jellasd]

I will not move my ass. You idiot, you don't have an ass! :D

[Jellasd]

What the hell happend to my feed? Son of a bitch, Waht the hell...! Oh, wait a minut, what the hell- waht are you doing what is gonna gone- waht are you diog- STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!! I kill you!

[missinghorcrux]

If I might make a correction, when he's spelling out his name, he says "a... c... phlegm..."

[Keldaris91]

are you scared? not really, no

ARGGGGGG

and now? not really, no

AAAAAA ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG

how about now (lol voice)

no...

GOD DAMN IT ! OH OH OH ! i mean ALLAH DAMN IT... LOL

[Lasdosconzeta]

what software did you use to paste the subtitles?

[ViroX89]

Aegisub

[Shjinn]

Damn i love achmed the dead terrorist!

[alexas123456789]

Thank you for translating this, can you translate that video, where Achmed sings Jingle bombs?

[Valik94]

Hahaha, "Stooooooop touching meeeeee! I KIIIILL YOU!!"

:D

[Jogurtoz]

No, you said Acned, is A-ch-med, chch-chchchch...

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

[IIDraithII]

SILENCE!

I WILL KILL YOU!

[punkbuster2442]

iam achmed the dead terrorist!!¨ .... but im not dead XDXD^^^so funny i like it! SILENCE I WILL KILL YOU!

[kikomiau12]

Not Funny He Will Kill us XD

[maomsanji]

this is FUNNY!!!

[alexas123456789]

Silence! I KILL YOU!!! That one was very funny. Good job!

[dunkelheit93]

thats the best of it. Silence!! I KILL YOU

[Evanescentsk8erboy]

thanksforposting!!!!!!

[pipiya]

Good job!

Thank you very much.

THANK YOU.

[weeedster]

good job, that was awesome, although, there was some miss-spellings and a few wrong words

[Tigerleah]

OMG! I love him. he is sooo funny. love the video. I hope he comes out more in Jeff's shows.

[Garmien]

Thanks you SOOO much for the subs <3!!