Dan3.0 - Nineteen Penises

[PokeZelda6664]

4:23

[waferthin99]

DUDE I'M THE GERMANY GUY :D hahahahahaa! omfg :') I had no fuckin idea that u were on u tube or smin :o

[greendayawsome]

@waferthin99 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL XD

[greendayawsome]

@waferthin99 Funny thing is ur welsh not german XD

[waferthin99]

@greendayawsome I knows it haha I live in wales but born in germany :L I was visiting family at the time in munich :L woo!

[shreda169]

why do i have a scientology ad on the right? lol

[techwizzy]

dan is gay for michael aranda

[TheUltimiteRiot]

i f*****g love jack threads thank you dan for the coupon.

[alexistheman102657]

Press 3 repeatedly to hear Dan say "Italy"

[WhoFan2010]

@alexistheman102657 Cool

Just noticed tht

[pmckeown40]

watch?v=v7ef0VkaTak

Dan fired michael aranda without paying him for his input of 2000 dollars leaving him in a terrible finnancial situation watch that video to learn everything so far

[janethebookworm]

178 people got knifed ...in the hell.

[tylermcfar]

SHAVE YOUR BEARD BECAUSE UR NEXT VIDEO IS AFTER HALLOWEEN YOU DONT NEED IT ANYMORE

[pein99g]

i wish i was on omegle that day

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Skip to 4:07 and watch to the end. . . . Best video ever!!!

[yamercado2]

i love dan's first reaction to the penis. sweet.

[shiftragon]

This guy looks like a bearded emol how ugly.

[CoDiFiY]

im not going on omegal.com.....evar

[LucidDivinity]

Please shave T_T

[BoarderFromHell]

Dude, stop explaining D3PO! In the last 5 episodes I watched half the video you were just explaining D3PO and talking about your situation... The small tasks are chill for know. We know what you're situation is and that you're going to lay the rest of you're life in our hands. Once you figured (let us figure out) were you're going to live you can start your BIG tasks. See you in the next episode!

Greets Mitch

[Callmepure95]

Dan you sir are FAKE and GAY (:

[lethalblindfold]

Hey! Weren't you supposed to be outside in every episode?

[ihateallschools]

WHEEZY WAITER COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!

[lolzXPkellz]

LMFAO!

[haydenw654]

A Wheezy Waiter commercial?!?!? My life is complete.

[unstablekyle]

to make people feel like they have more controll you have to list things you need to do and let them figure out the scudual and what not

[Dreamcatcher321]

176 people are penises

[fatitalianplumber]

@Dreamcatcher321 more like 176 people have a different opinion than yours.

i like this vid but others don't have to.

[Dreamcatcher321]

@fatitalianplumber is a penis

[fatitalianplumber]

@Dreamcatcher321 at least i have one

[lilylouise98]

@fatitalianplumber nice come back.....but wat are u 2 arguing about

[Dreamcatcher321]

@fatitalianplumber has a penis

[Raiden738]

Dan = only guy who can grow beard XD

[MLC192]

For the 90th time, I don't give a flying fuck whether they are real dicks or not. The point is, there is nothing funny about him counting dicks. Anyone can count dicks. That's why this isn't funny at all.

[Gmodvids]

You made a mistake. you told people you were on omegle. not on video chat. REDO!~

[antd2008]

@Gmodvids you can get video chat on omegle

[DarkMagus1985]

Damn the internets... so many pervs... so many many many pervs

[jjjd12346]

@DarkMagus1985 ur watching it too..........

[ITSshabalongdingdong]

is he gay?



[fryderweeniepopo]

@ITSshabalongdingdong no

[linclemill]

awwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss­sssooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm­mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dan!



[lukhtai11]

@adamlambertfan161 i was mentioning the people who DISLIKED this awesome video and if you one of them then you little girl should go and post on some Barbie cartoons and not talk to me like that because  bet you i make more money than your daddy or your mommy.

[adamlambertfan161]

@lukhtai11 oh yea about that comment i was really having a bad day so u kno how if ur mad u just get into that everything is stupid"kind of mood? yeah...

[lukhtai11]

@adamlambertfan161 oh im not mad im just saying....

im dropping this conversation.

Have a nice day

[adamlambertfan161]

@lukhtai11 ok LOL thanks!! ^.^

[weekiport]

This should be a task: Try to eat a whole oreo package lik the one that comes with lik 50 of them and eat them without milk

[OgnoigProductions]

how do you know that the penises werent fans?

[BoboMezkin]

as cacti is plural to cactus, penni should be the plural of penis, not penises

[tylsforthescars]

@BoboMezkin The "-i" plural only applies to words ending in "-us." Penises is right.

[highgirlstar2000]

@tylsforthescars That is true, but, sticking my two cents in, I think Peni sounds nicer :)

[CelebrateLife03]

AHHHH!!!!!!!! Stand still!!! im getting dizzy. lol. but i still love your videos

[Airicology]

Get the viewers to tell you where to live!

we control your lifee!

[mimiae1]

YEAH Germany :D

[pleasesaymatt]

How do you get your voice in the opening ad?

[fknrip]

Just think Dan those Penises could be your Fans......

[MeMyselfandOthers73]

171 people are stupid

[oHKCOLEo]

@MeMyselfandOthers73 your stupid for your stupid comments that you copied.

[highgirlstar2000]

@oHKCOLEo YOU'RE stupid for saying YOUR stupid.

This is fun :D

[penguinpop8]

PINGAS!  PINGAS! PINGAS!

[SACboy987]

I love how Dan looks so unhappy when he says: "All is well in the universe!"

[SkapeOwns]

5:47 !! Dafydd Long! :L goes to my school!

[Rockingeek1]

i was on but i didnt get through and i woulda screamed and by da way ive mentioned im your biggest fan

[bellahispanica]

more michael aranda please!!

[demJem09]

thanks for clearing a few things up, Dan. :)

[funfun150]

You should watch taht funny video!!!

It is called: Weird plastic fetish guy from omegle

[cpDq231]

Damn you DB, I went to omegle and found more horny men than probably at a bar.

[pokerstud001]

"Hehe, wieners!"

[romerojoshua32]

169 people don't like penises

[pokerstud001]

@romerojoshua32 Really? Tryin to get the highest rated comment? Get a life.

[TheBasskid13]

"awesome possum" is my new favorite phrase

[waferthin99]

I'm not joking ahah a promise on my life haha I'm the german guy haah :L rlly rlly no lie I promise on deautschland haah

[mrgamer123]

if people are so nitpicky about completely controlling your life, why not add separate idea forums for say, breakfast, clothes, etc.

[nickybcrazy97]

Is there a Jackthreads for girls? Because I'm a girl and I hate shopping, so that would be great.

[teathermouth]

'thats like the most penises I've ever seen in a day' - I'm glad.

[TheTraveler327]

You look like a young Obi-Wan Kenobi

[ItsBlackFriday]

DAMN, I wish I saw this earlier I followed someone else's jackthreads referral. I bought shoes there too!

[newageswordsman]

Michael should speak more in your videos. just saying. if just one or two words...that would be good :D i love you Dan!

[MunaxD]

peachy.

[GLAVONA]

You Misspelled Bush :D

[alphageddon2481]

@GLAVONA lol i saw that

[FPSunderscoreSam]

Haha, "i watched a guy smoke marijuana". awesome.

[flishab]

Yay i'm not the only one on omegle!

[xGreyscaleRainbowsx]

do this again, but tell us when you're on omegle next so we have a chance to speak to you :)

[giggs102]

omfg.sal;kfsn you in south california? omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg.

[Pacmanghost]

SHAAVE

[vadrieriand]

@Pacmanghost NUU STFU!

[daniel21396]

this is the most best video ever dan.

[JuliusFrank]

did you just spell George W Bush like "George W Buch"? 6:00

[LoverBoy4VH]

LOOKS LIK MI PUBIC HAIR ON UR CHIN

[blackknight22w]

you should get omegle to sponsor you.

[nikkimoll]

DUDE, SHAVE

[chickenpoodle009]

Beards on blondes are funny :D

[geckoisgiko]

its peni btw

[poopalicker]

press play! dAmmit

[JJDominoes]

awesome possum using my catch phrase awesomenessss to extreme yes

[Chugalg]

@JJDominoes Awesome Possum was a game on the SEGA Genesis too :)

[sourcat1996]

HIGH FIVE FOR awesome possum. I've been saying that for nearly 4 years, and its been so fun seeing it catch on =]

[SimpleStuff31]

dan, please dont tell me youre a liberal?!

[sheltaway]

@SimpleStuff31 Of course he is.

[SimpleStuff31]

@sheltaway poor dan....

[sally8ac8]

Dan! Shave the beard! XP u look better without it!

[KonekoD]

You should just couch surf when you do your national tour. :P

[waferthin99]

5:36 holy crap thats me WTF!! :L haha frikin funny :D deautschland XD haah

[jomo1234561]

I Like how one of his tags is handsome... Nice Dan

[mynameiszapdos]

@HunterTheMetalHead The penises make up for that.

[TheDuckielova]

@artvandelay13 your probably right, i have no attention span

:)

[Otaku35]

you moved the wrong way

[TheMovieMaker4]

GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!

[BoatGirl96]

GO AND LIVE WITH DANIELLE!

[funnihunni93]

I'm pretty sure you spelled "Bush" wrong...

[superapple4ever]

Get a mac!

[Rapyion]

You got to shave your beard, dude!

[GreenLovah101]

I would like to touch your beard!

[ILuvFredRonandSnape]

SHAVE THE FREAKIN' BEARD. PLEASE!

i love your videos, but the beard just.....has to go.

sorry <3

[neonstrawberrymelon]

i don't get it why were a bunch of penises showing up? doesn't make sensssse to my brain.. gahhh.

[Yellowelephant911]

I'd still like larger tasks... OH AND GO LIVE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

[Yellowelephant911]

I'd still like larger tasks...

[doubleB745]

JESUS! DAN! i haven't watched ur vid for like a month, omg ur beard is so coooooooooool!!! O.o lol

[xandy92game]

I am so tired of dan blabbering of stuff that will happen later. Shut up, i dont care! I want to worry about now!

[Mariomaniac37]

ive been to Diamond Bar before...

[homestar43]

Um... what? I didn't really understand that task.

[nack287]

i just got on omegle no penises

[googlebleh]

nice shirt

[flipvidz59]

EVERYBODY moves to California! :/

[XB360RUSHGamma]

@flipvidz59 i know it's dumb



[laurenlunitic]

omegle!

HAHA

[krudmuphinstudioz]

STAY IN NEBRASKA

[heyummrandommuch]

Michael Aranda is sexy. Jussayin.

[laurenlunitic]

@heyummrandommuch agreed [:

[dantes1976]

"George W Buch" ? Dan, brush up your US president knowledge.

[pokemonmaster08]

@dantes1976 thats the german version of his name.

[dantes1976]

@pokemonmaster08 Yes, but then why doesn't he translate the first name?

[waferthin99]

@pokemonmaster08 :L I'm the german :L lol what the fuck were the chances of that!! :L

[scargill8]

funny how digg reel has been with revision 3 for years and it gets a couple of hundred views an episode and dans been there a month or so and he gets 10's of thousands of views an episode :')

[carrieegerard]

Dan is wearing a different shirt! there's a first for everything :)

[FuckItSnoopy]

8 penises is the most you've ever seen in a day? Light-weight. You need to start using the internet for what it was made for... porn.

[Ashley963123]

God every scene with Michael makes me lol.

One More thing! if you move to LA will you ever get in touch with Philip DeFranco?

One more thing! I can't believe that tally, I mean I heard there were Penises, but that no.?!

Anyway, good to see that this is not all their is to Dan3.0, though I was enjoying the show all the same. Keep up the awesome!

[eddolini]

one question... why is chatroulette so fucked up? i mean who in the hell would want to present his penis to innocent people that are searching for a chat-partner?! gross...

[joakim08050805]

totally control of your life? ok tomorrow you eat chicken for breakfast

[KiannarratheDemon666]

@joakim08050805 a live chicken

[joakim08050805]

@KiannarratheDemon666 could be fun but what about salmonella? then he wouldnt be able to make videos for a while:(

[KiannarratheDemon666]

@joakim08050805 true... :( maybe food from mcdonalds? they sometimes put the head in :P

[Viniter24]

George W. Buch? And who's that?

[tf2hl2p]

@Viniter24 Yeah, what the fuck?

[ProjectMATHEW]

i feel really good hearing this but i guess that some of us watching are just feeling that we're being forced to remain young, when it is obviously needed on your end, and some of us were looking forward to growing up faster.

i just hope we don't stay forever young, i hate that song

[Chargeglass]

You spelled BuSh wrong lol.

[XxThirteen1328xXX]

IN THE HELL!

[mellowyellowlylas]

Dan Brown in L.A.? o.O wewt.

[AwayWithOutLove]

Thumbs up if your advertisement had WheezyWaiter in it!

[f953]

@AwayWithOutLove it did?

How?

[myownkindofperson]

@Pogobat Do you really want people to CONTROL your life? (i am a really bad speller sorry) I am also a little new so i dont know everything. Explain please?? Thanks love ya! =]

[FruittisMaris]

What no video today??? It's 11:11 pm here in Calif! And you are about 30 miles from where I'm at and no video! What's really going on??

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Was this your first experience on a ChatRoulette-type site?

[GeorgSimmel88]

Do a colab with SHANE DAWSON :)

[GaarasloveofLee]

Sweet stuff I'm happy XD

[Neptunade]

Holybloodydan-beard!

[ronweasleysfan]

You look just peachy in purple!

[YellowTissueBox]

THE HAIR ROCKS! GROW THAT BITCH! thumbs up ppl!

[YellowTissueBox]

THE HAIR ROCKS! GROW THAT BITCH! thumbs up ppl!

[PossumCuber]

3:55 PoSsUmZ!!!

[MelissaDirector]

you look great in purple lol

[The1Ray1W1Johnson]

dan 3 point o should be like a real life sim

[trendhater73]

I think people need to STFU and let the show grow. Personally, I love the show and I think that it will get better as it grows.

[Sciborg09]

pogotribals?

[Singer2485]

Move to Colorado!!!

[emgeemann]

lol at the skeletor and german dialogues! Also, I just signed up for jackthreads :) I'm guessing you get $10 from each of us who signs up.. boss!

p.s. Reddit sent me to your channel (Guess Who video), funny stuff... I've subscribed!

[Vacmachine]

lol what a talley

[AsianJediGuy]

LOL that Skeletor guy.. in the hell!!

[CarbonKid93]

great episode dan!

[carstorm85]

Wait so does this mean that you will not do the pogo world record next month

[Zezegeek]

Curses! I missed you and I was on!

[Regicruz]

booo, no wall -_-